Massage Parlor Reports

[Past Tense]

I met the very cute and sweet Asian Anna today. Will repeat as funds allow. Kind of a high profile neighborhood so help to heep her under the radar as much as possible.

In fact I may have to kill myself now that I know.

[Pegleg]

Dating a massage girl is advisable only as long you don't let it turn into a relationship. Think with your 'big' head. Chances are you'll be sorry. Hell, even normal relationships usually turn sour with age. Is it likely to be any better with a massage parlor girl? Chances are she has a selfish agenda of some kind. But who knows. Maybe you could go for it and in about 6 months come back and tell us how it goes. Meanwhile read this. If the link doesn't work then google the key word within the link. It makes for good reading.

http://happyendingz.********.com/201...te-erotic.html

Nicky's right. Remember it's a business to the ladies.

[Nighthawk55]

Has anyone dated a MP girl, I seem to have got a indication from one that she is interested and we have plans to meet this weekend outside.

I have in the past and am actively doing it now.

#1 Advice. Still pay for it. The purpose of seeing a MP girl on the outside IS NOT to get it for free (because nothing is free. The purpose is to not be in MP when sh1t goes down. The point is to keep doing what you are doing without showing up on the mug shot section of chicagobreakingnews.

[Dynomutt]

Alright, which one of you is the culprit?

The massage therapist doesn't look have bad!

http://efukt.com/20751_Happy_Ending_Fail.html

[Nicky Forza]

Has anyone dated a MP girl, I seem to have got a indication from one that she is interested and we have plans to meet this weekend outside. Its like dream come true as well making me bit nervous and apprehensive of how it would all go. Any advice and experience insights would be really appreciated.

Dating a massage girl is advisable only as long you don't let it turn into a relationship. Think with your 'big' head. Chances are you'll be sorry. Hell, even normal relationships usually turn sour with age. Is it likely to be any better with a massage parlor girl? Chances are she has a selfish agenda of some kind. But who knows. Maybe you could go for it and in about 6 months come back and tell us how it goes. Meanwhile read this. If the link doesn't work then google the key word within the link. It makes for good reading.

http://happyendingz.********.com/201...te-erotic.html

[Humpfree]

Or "Magic of Touch", or "Spa Pleasures", or whatever the heck the name actually is. They use all those phrases in their BP ads. When I went in, I looked at the address, but didn't pay attention to the actual business signs. This is the place run by the Brazilian girl on Montrose / Cicero that was the subject of some turmoil on the board a couple of months ago. A senior member reported getting service, then another senior member called bullshit after not getting service on two attempts. There was some nasty back-and-forth about trust and credibility, etc. I decided to try the place out myself.

Perhaps things vary between therapists, but service was definitely available for me-it was just going to cost more than I was willing to spend (which is definitely more than what most of the guys on this board would spend. Ultimately, I spent 1.2 and got a poor massage, poor striptease (I got to see one nipple, and my own hand placed on my crotch. I am not going back.

I have had the Brazilian gal, and Mary. Got along well with both of them. No good at all with the other two. I see on BP they got a table shower now. Some thing new. I think?

[Humpfree]

Went to DF on lasalle. Door price was $75 / hr. Mamason said they have special: $60 / hr. She offered 4 hand. I refused.

Asked for a known talent there and she was gone. Mamasan asked if I've been there before. Lied and said yes. I had a suit jacket on so I looked pretty corporate.

Led me to a room, girl shows up, I'm undraped. Proceeds with a great massage. She's': 6 looks / 10 massage / 7 effort.

When massage was ending, she wouldn't grab mr. Happy, but would let me grab it if I led her hand to it. Thought that was the way it was going to be. An "assisted HJ". But after some persuasion, she took matters into her own hand and did the gig. Nice clean up. Warm towels. Etc. Total: 60+30tip.

Would repeat, but looking for cuter stuff. Would work in a pinch and was a great massage. You have to street park or paypark FYI.

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I know what your talking about. Some times your need a little persuasion. This has happen to me a few times. Had one tell me just the other day, self service. Ok but I'm going to need some more oil. With a little persuasion she took control. Some time it works then sometime it don't.

[Teabagplain]

Or "Magic of Touch", or "Spa Pleasures", or whatever the heck the name actually is. They use all those phrases in their BP ads. When I went in, I looked at the address, but didn't pay attention to the actual business signs. This is the place run by the Brazilian girl on Montrose / Cicero that was the subject of some turmoil on the board a couple of months ago. A senior member reported getting service, then another senior member called bullshit after not getting service on two attempts. There was some nasty back-and-forth about trust and credibility, etc. I decided to try the place out myself.

Perhaps things vary between therapists, but service was definitely available for me-it was just going to cost more than I was willing to spend (which is definitely more than what most of the guys on this board would spend). Ultimately, I spent 1.2 and got a poor massage, poor striptease (I got to see one nipple), and my own hand placed on my crotch. I am not going back.

[Raoul Duke]

Has anyone dated a MP girl, I seem to have got a indication from one that she is interested and we have plans to meet this weekend outside. Its like dream come true as well making me bit nervous and apprehensive of how it would all go. Any advice and experience insights would be really appreciated.

I don't see anything to be nervous about. They're people too, with dreams and problems that you, me and everyone else have. I've gone out with several, and it's honestly no different than any other date. With the exception of the obvious.

[Sandy27]

Has anyone dated a MP girl, I seem to have got a indication from one that she is interested and we have plans to meet this weekend outside. Its like dream come true as well making me bit nervous and apprehensive of how it would all go. Any advice and experience insights would be really appreciated.

[Rasputin1178]

That was a heck of a first post, my friend. You sure don't ask for much.

Not sure if sarcasm should be read into that. But no need. I've been around a while. I know what I want.

[Luv Nooke2]

Anna is now working at New Hope. She is there together with Annie / Lilly. Her day off is Sat. Her offerings are identical to what they were at Copper Spa, and not her locations previous to that. For more info on this subject, do a search for "anna", rather than bothering me with pms.

I tested this out this afternoon, all true.

[Uprope]

Went to DF on lasalle. Door price was $75 / hr. Mamason said they have special: $60 / hr. She offered 4 hand. I refused.

Asked for a known talent there and she was gone. Mamasan asked if I've been there before. Lied and said yes. I had a suit jacket on so I looked pretty corporate.

Led me to a room, girl shows up, I'm undraped. Proceeds with a great massage. She's': 6 looks / 10 massage / 7 effort.

When massage was ending, she wouldn't grab mr. Happy, but would let me grab it if I led her hand to it. Thought that was the way it was going to be. An "assisted HJ". But after some persuasion, she took matters into her own hand and did the gig. Nice clean up. Warm towels. Etc. Total: 60+30tip.

Would repeat, but looking for cuter stuff. Would work in a pinch and was a great massage. You have to street park or paypark FYI.

[Antonio]

Anna is now working at New Hope. She is there together with Annie / Lilly. Her day off is Sat. Her offerings are identical to what they were at Copper Spa, and not her locations previous to that. For more info on this subject, do a search for "anna", rather than bothering me with pms.

[Benderedundat]

Went with the hh for.45 Attempted drape & I said no. Massaged back & butt only & then said ok time up. I'm like do you massage thighs & legs & front. She's like no. You want more? 20 dollar. I'm like no way. Get dressed. Get my water. & get the fuck out of there.

So you mean for me to get a full body massage I have to take a full hour. I think I may go & complain to mamasan today. Even thoug mamsan may have had something to do with it.

When I went in, I only had $40 in cash & paid the other $5 on credit card. Maybe she thought I didn't have more money & told the girl I was broke. I was ready to pay it all though if she had have treated me right. The massage was good & I felt as if I could have at least gotten a he. But her smirk & attitude did nothing but pissed me off.

I believe this place was talked about on this forum a few years ago. It is very legit, but many people think that with it being open until 2 or 3 in the am, stuff goes on there. I have gone here several times over the last few years, mainly because they are open very late. I have seen Lisa and another woman. Lisa (or Li-Sha) gives a great massage. I have always opted for the hour massage with a table shower, or a regular stand up shower. I think if you mention the CL ad, you can get it for $60. Lisa is no prize. She is in her 40s or 50s. She is short and strong and can bring tears to your eyes with the pressure of one thumb. She has stripped pain out of arms and legs like no bodys business. She has also given me a nice HJ, kinda out of nowhere, and right in the middle of the massage. But I had to close my eyes, because she is as old as I am, and couldn't watch her.

It sounds like you had the other girl who's name I can't recall. She pulled that stunt on me one time. Worked me good for an hour, then with about 90 seconds left, started the soft touch massage on my stomach and thighs and tried to get me to go another 30 minutes. I told her Lisa never pulled that shit, and she stopped right then.

I would not go to this place expecting to get anything. I would go there for a strong hard massage like the Lituainians at Heavnly Massage in Morton Grove give you.