Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #3971** · 10-06-10 22:27

Our annoying uncle came in during my therapeutic session today. Talking loud, trying to habla, bugging the crap out of the girls. From what I could gather they were looking for a guy who's a regular. I got up, strapped and on my gear, she tells me to get undressed and everything's OK, but I just waited for the blue and white to leave and walked on out the door.

Bunch of FatG savages out there, be careful.

JMFC

**Raoul Duke** · 10-06-10 21:08

Originally Posted by Doober [View Original Post]

Anyone have any intel on Alice's in Greektown / west loop? There's a sign on the door that says 'on vacation' with a phone number. Calling the number connects to the see-town location. Is there a secret handshake? Seems like primo location and the lights are on.

As a matter of fact, yes. Please reference this instructional video: http://bit.ly/bqMoAJ

**Dr Black Cock** · 10-06-10 21:06

Ok mongers, I have toftt and have seen no reports on this one. I finally have an atf and am willing to share by pm, only to regulars and newbies. Sorry senior members, but you guys have your own alliance, and are witholding valuable info so we new mongers have to stick together and toftt so that we can enjoy ourselves too.

I don't blame you seniors for what you are doing, you guys have lost too many of your good ones.

Best believe I will only be providing info on my favs to newbies and regular members whom I deem fit to get info and I don't call b. S. On their reports. You must have toftt to receive this valuable info.

By the way, this bmt is the baddest ever (for you guys who don't know, I mean greatest. I mean a straight up dimepiece (again, that means a ten, softest roundest thickest prettiest rear end and headlights. I never have given the suggested tip to anyone since I got tricked by sofia from elegant. But I must say, I gave more than the suggested tip to this sista, who only said for me to give her what I saw fit!

Finally a venture away from the AMP's.

Pm for details.

Will trade info on my bmt for a wmt as bad a my bmt! (what can I say, the forbidden fruit, I want a wmt probably as bad as some of you guys want a bmt)

**Brandonkelly** · 10-06-10 21:05

I'm going to revisit with some updated info on the apt at Foster and Western. This is the 4 hands special from CL but is now at a new address. The new place is slightly smaller and a little less nice than the old.

Still same rates; .30, .40 and six hand for.60 which I guess isn't always available. Samantha, Mexican and milfish, is the one I have settled on. Great massage technique and the extras are nice. Lately I've been getting a finished off in the middle at her suggestion, and it has helped relax me for the rest of the hour. It's either a straight CBJ for.50, or two HR for.40, one middle and one finish. The HR always is convertible with some teabag action. They have options for the other massages and I'm assuming something for the six hand. If anyone finishes the six-hand let me know. I am not really sure if FS is available but plan on finding out real soon. I'm thinking no, though.

She always seems to be doing laundry and I get clean linens and towels every time I am there so the hygiene seems to be on the up and up. Normally there are a couple of girls in the apt at all times.

**Humpfree** · 10-06-10 19:13

Originally Posted by Doober [View Original Post]

Anyone have any intel on Alice's in Greektown / west loop? There's a sign on the door that says 'on vacation' with a phone number. Calling the number connects to the see-town location. Is there a secret handshake? Seems like primo location and the lights are on.

No handshake. Alice is at 2810 S. Wentworth Phone Number 312 XXX 1855 Give her a call

**Doober** · 10-06-10 12:01

Anyone have any intel on Alice's in Greektown / west loop? There's a sign on the door that says 'on vacation' with a phone number. Calling the number connects to the see-town location. Is there a secret handshake? Seems like primo location and the lights are on.

**Humpfree** · 10-06-10 09:47

Originally Posted by Rtr111 [View Original Post]

She returned 2 weeks ago but isn't working at China Spa any longer.

As I was looking around last week nothing to do. I found one of Anny's old girls Lisa. Changed her Name as most of them like to do.

**Rtr111** · 10-06-10 01:40

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

A few weeks ago China Spa had one on there door. I see it's gore now. I heard Anny the owner I think is back in China for a while.

She returned 2 weeks ago but isn't working at China Spa any longer.

**Humpfree** · 10-05-10 07:30

Originally Posted by Cubiche

Had an appointment this late afternoon. As I drove by looking for parking saw LEO placing a red "Revoked" sign in the window. I left so I don't know if there were any arrests. Maybe it will be in the news.

A few weeks ago China Spa had one on there door. I see it's gore now. I heard Anny the owner I think is back in China for a while.

**Cubiche** · 10-05-10 02:12

Had an appointment this late afternoon. As I drove by looking for parking saw LEO placing a red "Revoked" sign in the window. I left so I don't know if there were any arrests. Maybe it will be in the news.

**Naughtylus** · 10-04-10 23:40

I have been lurking for a while in this room, just trying to understand the social dynamics. I totally get the annoyance of the senior members here with newbies like me who may not understand what to say and more importantly, what not to say. We are al looking for that perfect provider, and when we find someone, the frustration of that contact being blown by loose lips is indeed palpable.

I, for one, promise to be careful with my posts! I will also not bombard anyone with PMs. I know I have to earn my stripes before being trusted with any info.

At the same time, I do hope that I can seek clarifications about specific locations/providers if I do not see that info already.

Thanks for your patience!

**Jimzieman** · 10-04-10 23:19

Jake,

Sorry to hear what happened to you but glad that you are safe. Good that you were with a friend. When I go to such places I usually go alone and that sometimes makes me scared.

Good that whole staff is Ok and there. I guess I'll just wait for the dust to settle a bit. Can't risk getting involved.

Originally Posted by Jakeass

My friend who was in the mood the sat evening needed a hard massage and never had a euro deep tissue. Anyway I said lets go to cal and if she is there fine if not lets go back home and try another one on dempster. Well he fancied one of them I guess cause he did not come back out for another hour. I had already had a recent massage and honeslty my wallet is thin. So I park and wait on the street further down. I do see a van but its not across the street or anything Anyway he gets in and this idiot is smiling so much I figure he is good and ready to go. Well guess what? I am driving a way and pig van is behind me. I am thinking I am being paranoid. But this mf follows me all the way down till I get to the lincoln fresh fruits mart. So I get in the lot and son of a ***** so do they. We play the waiting game while me and my boy smoke some cigs. The funniest thing happens. They drive by and take a good look at us. (The guy had to be latino unless he is one of those indian guys) and drives by. I have heard of pigs getting pocessisve over women so maybe that is whats going on and not the official crap.

My friend does not know details and I explain to him. He said the asian(who he said the massage was from) said all is good and that the WHOLE staff is still there but seeing another customer. $60 plus $40.

I don't know what to make of this but since it all seemed ok I guess it is? I don't know but the point of that place is what it is! So if that is not available I will stick to my regulars until I feel more confident. This place has the benefit of being. 15 dollars cheeper and a very good massage so that is why I like this place anyway.

Looking back I have to admit that my tax helps these pigs waste time on this crap.

Jake

**Paleface** · 10-04-10 19:46

Originally Posted by Nighthawk55

Had an interesting chat with an experienced provider recently. She said the biggest LE risk at a spa comes from the customers. Guys who feel they were cheated and don't get enough service for what they pay for fight back by calling the cops.

She said they can almost predict it and the other girls at the spa work hard to insure fair service is rendered. Although some hard headed providers don't learn.

This is lame. I don't care how much you feel cheated, never call the cops on a girl. Ever. You will just, most likely, ruin another mongers day.

When I read something like this, I feel like I have to take a bath. We had a guy when I was kid who used to hang cats from a tree and set them on fire, another guy was balling his little sister. If you have a complaint with one of the girls, just post it here. You’ll do plenty of damage like that. Calling the cops on a massage girl is just plain creepy.

**Jakeass** · 10-04-10 11:23

My friend who was in the mood the sat evening needed a hard massage and never had a euro deep tissue. Anyway I said lets go to cal and if she is there fine if not lets go back home and try another one on dempster. Well he fancied one of them I guess cause he did not come back out for another hour. I had already had a recent massage and honeslty my wallet is thin. So I park and wait on the street further down. I do see a van but its not across the street or anything Anyway he gets in and this idiot is smiling so much I figure he is good and ready to go. Well guess what? I am driving a way and pig van is behind me. I am thinking I am being paranoid. But this mf follows me all the way down till I get to the lincoln fresh fruits mart. So I get in the lot and son of a ***** so do they. We play the waiting game while me and my boy smoke some cigs. The funniest thing happens. They drive by and take a good look at us. (The guy had to be latino unless he is one of those indian guys) and drives by. I have heard of pigs getting pocessisve over women so maybe that is whats going on and not the official crap.

My friend does not know details and I explain to him. He said the asian(who he said the massage was from) said all is good and that the WHOLE staff is still there but seeing another customer. $60 plus $40.

I don't know what to make of this but since it all seemed ok I guess it is? I don't know but the point of that place is what it is! So if that is not available I will stick to my regulars until I feel more confident. This place has the benefit of being. 15 dollars cheeper and a very good massage so that is why I like this place anyway.

Looking back I have to admit that my tax helps these pigs waste time on this crap.

Jake