Massage Parlor Reports

[BradyHarden]

Thanks for all the replies. I'll probably check them out this week. If anyone has anyplace else that might fit the bill feel free to let me know.

[Camp Lake]

I know this isn't usually what we discuss when reviewing the local massage parlors but you fine gentlemen seem like a worldly and well-traveled lot and I need your advice on the best place to go around here for an actual honest to God massage. . . That will also give me a little something to remember them by after the fact. I don't need the "Sunshine Cowgirl Special" but a nice parting handshake wouldn't be amiss. Honestly, if one of those 110-pound Asian girls jumped up on me now I'd probably black out from pain. I threw my back out this week umm *checking notes* ah yes, walking upstairs to the laundry room and my lower back has been as tight as a drum ever since. Fuck me getting old is just a God damned riot.

I know I could probably go to a chiropractor but the last time I asked one of them for a happy ending police were called, and it just got awkward for everyone.

The new place on Emerson in Elkhart can get you both. The really short blonde can really work those muscles and give nice handshake!

[BigRick88]

I know this isn't usually what we discuss when reviewing the local massage parlors but you fine gentlemen seem like a worldly and well-traveled lot and I need your advice on the best place to go around here for an actual honest to God massage. . . That will also give me a little something to remember them by after the fact. I don't need the "Sunshine Cowgirl Special" but a nice parting handshake wouldn't be amiss. Honestly, if one of those 110-pound Asian girls jumped up on me now I'd probably black out from pain. I threw my back out this week umm *checking notes* ah yes, walking upstairs to the laundry room and my lower back has been as tight as a drum ever since. Fuck me getting old is just a God damned riot.

I know I could probably go to a chiropractor but the last time I asked one of them for a happy ending police were called, and it just got awkward for everyone.

Summer Spa on Jefferson in South Bend ask for Lisa.

[BigRick88]

The massage place on Garro St. In Plymouth might be what you're looking for. It might be depending on who you get but I got a nice massage and handshake a couple weeks ago.

Summer Spa on Jefferson in South Bend ask for Lisa.

[MGant]

I know this isn't usually what we discuss when reviewing the local massage parlors but you fine gentlemen seem like a worldly and well-traveled lot and I need your advice on the best place to go around here for an actual honest to God massage. . . That will also give me a little something to remember them by after the fact. I don't need the "Sunshine Cowgirl Special" but a nice parting handshake wouldn't be amiss. Honestly, if one of those 110-pound Asian girls jumped up on me now I'd probably black out from pain. I threw my back out this week umm *checking notes* ah yes, walking upstairs to the laundry room and my lower back has been as tight as a drum ever since. Fuck me getting old is just a God damned riot.

I know I could probably go to a chiropractor but the last time I asked one of them for a happy ending police were called, and it just got awkward for everyone.

The massage place on Garro St. In Plymouth might be what you're looking for. It might be depending on who you get but I got a nice massage and handshake a couple weeks ago.

[BradyHarden]

I know this isn't usually what we discuss when reviewing the local massage parlors but you fine gentlemen seem like a worldly and well-traveled lot and I need your advice on the best place to go around here for an actual honest to God massage. . . That will also give me a little something to remember them by after the fact. I don't need the "Sunshine Cowgirl Special" but a nice parting handshake wouldn't be amiss. Honestly, if one of those 110-pound Asian girls jumped up on me now I'd probably black out from pain. I threw my back out this week umm *checking notes* ah yes, walking upstairs to the laundry room and my lower back has been as tight as a drum ever since. Fuck me getting old is just a God damned riot.

I know I could probably go to a chiropractor but the last time I asked one of them for a happy ending police were called, and it just got awkward for everyone.

[Figment]

Holy shit. What an appointment today. Arrived at 11:10 am just as one of you degenerates was leaving. Paid the $60 door fee for the hour and settled in with a great massage from LiLi. Within two minutes CoCo joins in. And three minutes later YuYu joins. Talk about sensory overload. One massaging my back, one working my right leg and one on the left leg. Soon a wet towel was used to thoroughly clean my backside. Oil was applied and hands were running through my crack like a credit card through a card reader. What a sensation. I'm certain I felt a tongue or maybe two. The flip was more sensations that went on and on. I was in heaven.

But then about 11:30 one of you fat fucks showed up with a loud diesel pickup, clearly compensating. Knocking at the door demanding to see CoCo. So six hands gave way to four. The rest of the appointment was one decadent event after another. I will spare you men the details, because if I shared them, you'd be lined up there tomorrow morning at 9:00 am trying to recreate the sensational experience I had today. No. You fucks just be happy with your tatted and pierced heroin addict providers who charge you more than I paid today. Keep visiting those crackhead heifers who upsell and then ghost you. Stay away from my favorite place so when I'm back in the area, I can have them all to myself.

Wow. What a day.

[BradyHarden]

Well, you fuckers have been talking it up enough I had to go see what all the fuss was about out on Anderson Road. Went on a weekday a little after lunch hoping to catch them during a slow window but there was at least one other person there, if not a couple. Walked in and was shown to a room by a woman that was a bit older but certainly not unattractive. On the way to my room I saw a girl I used to see all the time in Indy that went by Yoyo. Not sure if she's still going by that or not. I tried getting her because when I saw her in Indy she was game for pretty much anything. Sadly, she was with a customer already and I had an appointment for work in 45 minutes, so I had a timer on me, or I would have waited.

Got to the room and the woman that took me there got the house fee and told me to get comfortable. Got comfortable (read ass naked) and back in came the lady that greeted me. She wouldn't have been my first or second choice, but I wasn't terribly disappointed as sometimes the ones that have a few years on them can be a lot more fun than the younger ones. Had a pretty decent 20 minute massage with lots of teasing from both of us and it was time to flip over.

Once I flip over there was surprisingly minimal haggling though she did push a little bit to bring in another girl. I politely declined as while I can appreciate the novelty of it all, I only have one peg and as such can only fill one hole at any given time. We agreed to some mutual oral fun for 100 and she upsold me on forgoing the condom for an additional 20 but asked I not finish in her mouth. She seemed to genuinely enjoy DATY and I'm pretty sure she got off after I slipped a finger in while I did it. She gave a more than passable bbj and despite asking I not finish in her mouth she kept on going even after I told her I was about to cum. She was a good sport about it though.

All in all, I'd put it up there with Sunshine. It was a good time for a fair price. I might make another trip soon just to see if I can have another go round with Yoyo, or whatever she's going by now but for the long term I'll probably stick with Sunshine though simply because it's so damn close to where I live and work most days.

[Toolman1867]

Well I guess I'm starting over can't seem to get the old login working. Toolman1866 Any how had a very nice visit this morning with the 3 lovely ladies there. This being my 3rd time there. I thought I'd share that all other reports are spot on. The older I'll call the ring leader was the only one you can Fiv and condoms are changed if you switch ladies that's kind of a buzz kill other that DATY seems to be a favorite All have very good body's for a AMP not sure of the names coco and Lili I think not sure of the other gals name she is the one with amazing tits really didn't seem to much in to things still a good time for 6 hands wish they would enter act at least a little.

[Roamer6754]

Does Anderson Rd have a table shower? Thinking of taking a trip out there soon, but it's a bit of a drive for me.

If you want a table shower, it'll be at king's massage spa which have two locations. One in S. Ironwood and the other at E. Ireland.

[Badabing1000]

No they don't.

Only place I know around here with table shower is on Olive St.

Dodge.

Is Olive Street place open? Last couple time I stopped there it was closed.

[Dodge383]

Does Anderson Rd have a table shower? Thinking of taking a trip out there soon, but it's a bit of a drive for me.

No they don't.

Only place I know around here with table shower is on Olive St.

Dodge.

[StraightEdge27]

Does Anderson Rd have a table shower? Thinking of taking a trip out there soon, but it's a bit of a drive for me.

[ShakaBrah]

Unless there's someplace I don't know about, 10 pm is about as late as it gets around these parts as far as massage parlors go. Closest thing you'll find after 10 are the hotel Asians.

That's pretty much what I've seen too, thought someone else may know about one I haven't heard about.

[BradyHarden]

Just curious if there are any spots open later in or around town? Seems like most places close about 8 or 9 and unfortunately that doesn't mesh well with the other brain's preferred schedule 🤣.

Unless there's someplace I don't know about, 10 pm is about as late as it gets around these parts as far as massage parlors go. Closest thing you'll find after 10 are the hotel Asians.