Massage Parlor Reports

**Captainpussymo** · 11-08-25 11:34

It comes from their soul being dead inside from doing a job they hate.

Originally Posted by CamelToe2000 [View Original Post]

. Also did the weird tongue thing another reviewer noted below where she would just stick her tongue out and just sorta leave it out while kissing?.

**KrDoggy** · 11-08-25 03:03

Kudos to you CT for being calm. I would not have thrown a fit at the shop but I would NOT have hung around. Also that is multiple meh reviews on Abby, JM won't see my money for her.

I find the Brisa / Shanghai team is good on appointments, JM and Maple not so much. I don't even try at those places now because you aren't really reserving anything. Just go and if you can get the girl you want great otherwise bail. Like you said many many options.

Originally Posted by CamelToe2000 [View Original Post]

Set an appointment to see Irene at JM first thing in the morning on Thursday, was stoked to hear I'd be her first guest there. Arrived shortly after they opened at 8:30 and was NOT happy to hear that she was already busy. Admittedly I stopped to hit the ATM next door so it was maybe 5 minutes after 8:30 when I got there, but whoever sniped me was the only other gent there, so there were plenty of other girls available.

This is the third time JM has bait and switched or failed to keep an appointment with me, and the right thing to do would have been to walk. Unfortunately my mongering opportunities are pretty rare and I didn't have time to go elsewhere, so I reluctantly went with the gal they presented, Abby.

She's a petite spinner with smaller man mades, I'd guess late 30's. Very businesslike from the start, and I could tell early on her style wasn't going to work well with me. What's the etiquette when you're very early in a session, like first few minutes, and you can tell it's not what you're looking for? Do any of you ever stop and ask if anyone else is available?

In any case, I didn't have the stones to ask for someone else. It was an ok session but mechanical and she definitely seemed like she was checking off a list. Also did the weird tongue thing another reviewer noted below where she would just stick her tongue out and just sorta leave it out while kissing? Would not repeat because why would you when we have smoke show Yumi at Tokyo and super fun Monica at Brisa available instead?

Texted with the booker about the situation afterwards, and we agreed that for future appointments we would use a booking name or code word to make sure it didn't happen again. We'll see if they live up to it or if they continue to prioritize the sure dollar of a walk-in over appointment customers. Too many other good options available now to let that monkey business slide.

**CamelToe2000** · 11-08-25 01:46

Set an appointment to see Irene at JM first thing in the morning on Thursday, was stoked to hear I'd be her first guest there. Arrived shortly after they opened at 8:30 and was NOT happy to hear that she was already busy. Admittedly I stopped to hit the ATM next door so it was maybe 5 minutes after 8:30 when I got there, but whoever sniped me was the only other gent there, so there were plenty of other girls available.

This is the third time JM has bait and switched or failed to keep an appointment with me, and the right thing to do would have been to walk. Unfortunately my mongering opportunities are pretty rare and I didn't have time to go elsewhere, so I reluctantly went with the gal they presented, Abby.

She's a petite spinner with smaller man mades, I'd guess late 30's. Very businesslike from the start, and I could tell early on her style wasn't going to work well with me. What's the etiquette when you're very early in a session, like first few minutes, and you can tell it's not what you're looking for? Do any of you ever stop and ask if anyone else is available?

In any case, I didn't have the stones to ask for someone else. It was an ok session but mechanical and she definitely seemed like she was checking off a list. Also did the weird tongue thing another reviewer noted below where she would just stick her tongue out and just sorta leave it out while kissing? Would not repeat because why would you when we have smoke show Yumi at Tokyo and super fun Monica at Brisa available instead?

Texted with the booker about the situation afterwards, and we agreed that for future appointments we would use a booking name or code word to make sure it didn't happen again. We'll see if they live up to it or if they continue to prioritize the sure dollar of a walk-in over appointment customers. Too many other good options available now to let that monkey business slide.

**WonCarlos** · 11-07-25 23:14

Originally Posted by JulesVerne1828 [View Original Post]

What used to be DIVA in Renton (SW 41st and East Valley) is now named Lux and the last Latina sighting for me. It's around the corner from Jade are.

Experience used to be huge upsell landing at 2. 6 so have your game on and walk if unacceptable. You can always come back, but if you show 2 benjis and walk, you remain in control.

Good luck and stay safe.

Thanks for that. Been wanting to go there but wanted someones recommendation. Ya 200 or nada for me.

**CityDweller** · 11-07-25 18:31

Tried to hit La Moon because I was staying nearby in Belltown. Walked by a couple of times but there was a drug addict / homeless person literally hanging on their entry door. It seemed like the women inside had kind of battened down the hatches, but there was really no way of getting in without a confrontation with the person who was all cracked out. Not great for business for La Moon!

**CorveLay** · 11-07-25 15:59

Originally Posted by PriceIsRight39 [View Original Post]

She speak good English? Talk super dirty. Bubble butt? Iris maybe another name she used?

Based on that I'd say no it's not the same. Four tattoos I noticed: upper right shoulder, text on her mid back, tramp stamp, and text on her left rib cage. She's very petite, cheerleader body with small MMs. Looks like Maggie Q.

**KrDoggy** · 11-07-25 15:26

Just heard from her today.

Originally Posted by LeftForDawn [View Original Post]

Anyone got any info on Rachel? I think she moved on from Q massage, I got to experience Angela but wanted to try Rachel next.

Anyone know what shop she moved to or have contact info.

**Barnie** · 11-07-25 15:23

Originally Posted by WhyNot96 [View Original Post]

Saw Abby at JM in Seattle. Overall was just okay and probably wouldn't see her again. Said she was 25 years old but was definitely in her 30's. Photo that I was sent was much prettier compared to in-person.

Pros: Petite with nice B cups, good oil massage, lots of nice body sliding in the ts.

Cons: Took a while to warmup, not a lot of enthusiasm, didn't want to do CIM, doesn't DFK but sticks out tongue instead, only got 45 minutes. BTW no BBFS for anyone interested.

With all the talent in the area I wish I would've seen someone else but is what it is. They had two other girls working at the time, Luna and Monica with the Thai girl coming on Thursday.

*This post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

Here come the white knights!

LOL. Tbanks for the Honest review.

**WhyNot96** · 11-07-25 03:13

Saw Abby at JM in Seattle. Overall was just okay and probably wouldn't see her again. Said she was 25 years old but was definitely in her 30's. Photo that I was sent was much prettier compared to in-person.

Pros: Petite with nice B cups, good oil massage, lots of nice body sliding in the ts.

Cons: Took a while to warmup, not a lot of enthusiasm, didn't want to do CIM, doesn't DFK but sticks out tongue instead, only got 45 minutes. BTW no BBFS for anyone interested.

With all the talent in the area I wish I would've seen someone else but is what it is. They had two other girls working at the time, Luna and Monica with the Thai girl coming on Thursday.

*This post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

**LeftForDawn** · 11-07-25 01:50

Anyone got any info on Rachel? I think she moved on from Q massage, I got to experience Angela but wanted to try Rachel next.

Anyone know what shop she moved to or have contact info.

**FlyingGolfball** · 11-06-25 22:37

First time visiting the new place. It was big and quiet. I-ri-S greeted me while a guy was working on the paint inside. It was kind of funny watching the cctv while the guy was paining everywhere.

MMS showed me around the new place, nice rooms, ALL EMPTY. WOW. Only Sincy and Joey was around and didn't get to see Joey was she was with a guy in the backroom (Had great time with Sindy. Gosh, whenever I get together with her, always feels like fucking a girlfriend from high school era.

The shop is quiet, so visit the girls before it gets too busy!

**Manager9** · 11-06-25 18:19

Originally Posted by Snoqhompton [View Original Post]

Has anyone spoken to Winnie since she came back to the states? I can't find her number but I know she should be back from China or back soon.

If you are a regular and MMS knows you, you should ask them to bring her back. I have told MMS a few times about it but never got a date. She just says 'she will be here soon'.

**Manager9** · 11-06-25 18:17

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

Met Lucy yesterday, she is a freaky MILF with the same energy as blue very outgoing and rdy to get dirty. She's about 5'3, mm d with perky ass (might be mm, but she said she works out), has a tattoo on her flat tummy. Being a MILF, she's experienced and knows to how to please. Imo her main skill is BBBJ, she's able to dt jr all the way and move her tongue inside to flick the head, make it all sloppy. While dfk she makes sure to stroke jr to keep it nice and hard, many young mts don't do that. Her tongue is crazy, she kept swirling while dfk (not very found of it) but its a blast in BBBJ, every inches of jr gets all the attention and in tuma her tongue was swirling in it damn that felt so good instead of how other mts do it plain up and down. Went through just a couple positions yumi rlly drained the day before, pop in k9. She took the cover off and BBBJ for every drops, another one of my favorites things. Extra was offered, but turned it down w / o getting into detail, not my thing. Overall it's a great session if I'm hungry for a hot dirty Asian MILF exp she's my go to in this month.

The new girl named tiger, she is on my list. She's very pretty like an ig model, maybe early 20's with a small c, slightly taller than Lucy with bubbly ass. Not sure why the girls are wearing tight yoga pant, looking very sexy in it, love it. Kind of want to pound them hard while they wearing their yoga pant LOL.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

Jeez this made my horny sense tingle. Can't wait to be back in PNW and drop a load down that MILFy throat. I am glad that someone with Angela's 'freak' is still working there.

**PriceIsRight39** · 11-06-25 15:38

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

If there is a hotter provider in the area I'd like to know.

If this is the one that went by iris out east I'll add yes she is good looking. Like I would take her out and be seen in public with. 95% of these AMP ladies I would not. I have a standard, but don't get me wimg I decent body I'll get a rub and fuc. But it's rare I'll call any of the pretty. She is, her ass is bubby, if she hasn't changed.