Massage Parlor Reports

[MarkGew]

I come here from time to time but mainly monger on the panhandle and I'm friends with some mamasans over here, and I've seen how they deal with condoms.

They usually put them in empty used containers of juices / milk etc. And close the lid. No bad odor escapes.

I can see rinsing the condom to maybe if the cops find it they can't see the cum and used it as proof? But putting the semen in a container really has no explanation. When they rinse the condom they could just let the semen wash out down the drain. No odor will ever come out and it won't clog anything. So to put it in a container when they can just let it go down the drain is very strange. Unless they use it for sperm bank hahaha but that's pretty nasty, collecting many random dudes semen in one container.

Could be? This is one of those reports that will create a lot of feedback.

Maybe one of our inside guys will jump in and explain.

[SlimShady96]

Went to visit at the Michigan location yesterday, when making my appointment I asked for a shaved visitor from a far away land and was told yes. When I arrived there was an SUV in the one car driveway, I asked the handler if I should wait and was told no, proceed but do not block the car in, to the left was grass and on the right was dirt that one could tell had been parked on numerous times, me being respectful of one mans grass, I took my new car in the dirt, lucky me I get dirt parking! Anyhow my host answered the door and I know the drill, turns out she has a hairy cooter, I didn't really care, no way on earth will I eat those things when they offer BBFS. Did my thing, cleaned up, and headed out to the dirt. To my amazement there was a monger mobile parked on the other side of the driveway on the grass. I got the feeling that three of us perverts must have been there at the same time parked left, right, and center. Busy Sunday afternoon at the air BnB. Peace you perves, SS96.

[M2003]

Thanks for the best and most logical explanation for the semen and condom collection as described by the concerned hobbyist. I hadn't considered the logistics of disposing a huge number of condoms each day in a manner that wouldn't clog up the sewage system. Keeping the semen separate from the condoms and in air tight containers could, as you stated, keep the accumulated semen from causing a foul odor. I think you are correct in that the condoms are probably stored for later disposal off site. Well done.

I come here from time to time but mainly monger on the panhandle and I'm friends with some mamasans over here, and I've seen how they deal with condoms.

They usually put them in empty used containers of juices / milk etc. And close the lid. No bad odor escapes.

I can see rinsing the condom to maybe if the cops find it they can't see the cum and used it as proof? But putting the semen in a container really has no explanation. When they rinse the condom they could just let the semen wash out down the drain. No odor will ever come out and it won't clog anything. So to put it in a container when they can just let it go down the drain is very strange. Unless they use it for sperm bank hahaha but that's pretty nasty, collecting many random dudes semen in one container.

[MarkGew]

Thanks for the best and most logical explanation for the semen and condom collection as described by the concerned hobbyist. I hadn't considered the logistics of disposing a huge number of condoms each day in a manner that wouldn't clog up the sewage system. Keeping the semen separate from the condoms and in air tight containers could, as you stated, keep the accumulated semen from causing a foul odor. I think you are correct in that the condoms are probably stored for later disposal off site. Well done.

Here's a non-affiliated situation, back when newspapers were the source of information.

A liftsation across the street from the 5 story county courthouse malfunctioned. When the maintenance crew raised the grinder pumps they were encased with condoms! The courthouse was the only customer to that particular liftstation! What a stink that caused for everybody that worked at the county courthouse (pun intended).

[RowdyReptile]

Because this puts everyone in immediate jeopardy I will be sharing the experience I had at this certain location frequently visited by all.

After a session, the girl I was with took me for a shower with hat in hand. On our way there I walked ahead of her and started rinsing and cleaning up on my own. She trailed behind to the room before with their washer and dryer. I peekd to see why she was squating in front of the machine and which I thought to be very odd. I find her pouing the contents of the condom on to a container and hid it away from view underneath the previously mentioned machine. She then proceeded to rinse off my hat in front of me as if this is was a just another rag, as if it was a routinely thing to do.

I addressed the situation multiple times and she suddenly forgot how to speak English. Started playing dumb, I avoided escalating this any further. Grabbed my things and left.

This tells me two things.

#1 Never ever accept a hat from any of the girls always bring your own. Their actions open things up for us and them to get STI or even worst STDs at a high rate.
#2 Whats the purpose of stockpiling and storing your sperm? That is very unusual and unnecessary. Wether its for black mail, extortion or worse. This is unacceptable..

The used condoms are definitely disposed of off property.

As for the vats of cum, they are disposed of as biohazardous waste in labeled containers and picked up the following day, just like medical offices.

[Rapid Fire George]

Thanks for the best and most logical explanation for the semen and condom collection as described by the concerned hobbyist. I hadn't considered the logistics of disposing a huge number of condoms each day in a manner that wouldn't clog up the sewage system. Keeping the semen separate from the condoms and in air tight containers could, as you stated, keep the accumulated semen from causing a foul odor. I think you are correct in that the condoms are probably stored for later disposal off site. Well done.

The girls aren't washing the rubbers to re-use them. It's just to clean them off before they throw them in a container to dispose of. Re-using the rubber is just as disgusting for them as it is for us. Also as Dick said above, if they are separating the sperm from the condoms, it's to avoid odors and to make it easier to dispose of.

I have observed this similar practice for condom disposal across many shops. It's almost an industry standard at this point. I can see why you might be paranoid about it if you are seeing it for the first time, but it's nothing to be concerned about.

[DCHung]

Thanks for the best and most logical explanation for the semen and condom collection as described by the concerned hobbyist. I hadn't considered the logistics of disposing a huge number of condoms each day in a manner that wouldn't clog up the sewage system. Keeping the semen separate from the condoms and in air tight containers could, as you stated, keep the accumulated semen from causing a foul odor. I think you are correct in that the condoms are probably stored for later disposal off site. Well done.

Covers are 20 cents a piece even if 3 girls x 12 covers x 365 days a year is only $2600. Those used covers are stored to be disposed of discretely not in the commercial trash.

[Dick Jackman]

This is just a thought, might be a disposal technique, you cannot flush a couple hundred condoms a day into the sewage system it will eventually screw up grinder pumps in liftstations (sewage) when maintenance crews fix the problem there will be an investigation. there is a limited number of customers per liftstation and a massage parlor would be top of the list. maybe they rinse out and store for disposal off site. Separating the cum from rubbers in airtight containers and rinsing the condoms out for they don't stink up the place. Think about the volume of this place! they must have some technique beyond flushing.

I'm sure there's going to be a lot of input and this is just a thought.

Could start bringing your own and disposing your own?? I'm sure the girls wouldn't mind(maybe)??

Thanks for the best and most logical explanation for the semen and condom collection as described by the concerned hobbyist. I hadn't considered the logistics of disposing a huge number of condoms each day in a manner that wouldn't clog up the sewage system. Keeping the semen separate from the condoms and in air tight containers could, as you stated, keep the accumulated semen from causing a foul odor. I think you are correct in that the condoms are probably stored for later disposal off site. Well done.

[HappyXxx]

I like it when you get that smile and they open their mouth and it's empty! But I also like finishing in the bag sometimes.

Yeah, that mischievous little grin after they've done something naughty is the best. LOL. Makes me want to go out and hunt something down right now.

[JoyJoyce]

Nice little booty call visit on a Sunday afternoon. Took the day off to do some errands that I might as well go have some fun while I'm in town. Tiffany was on the hottest girls I've seen clearly the English wasn't the best but that ass tapping was. That massage is way above average she's definitely has some training. Liquor time with nice firm hands and long strokes up and down my back. By the time you got to my ass I raised my hips to give her the signal. Her hands took over she oil the Junior and gave him a nice trucks for turning over. Thank you on a full menu price and she worked me up gave me hearts of Rock before the cover went on. I bring my own cover because I don't like the idea of a cover coming out of a napkin LOL. BJ was pretty dam good. She gave my balls a good cat bath before taking a deep in her mouth. Great eye contact that she went down on me. But she started on top of me they went to reverse cowgirl. I put her face down her ass up before I went to town on her. She knows how to take it in dog and she let me pull her hair while I pounded her all good on this end.

[HappyXxx]

Regardless, thank you for your report.

Yes, thank you for sharing the info because there may be things some of us don't know about that really are a concern.

[HappyXxx]

This is just a thought, might be a disposal technique, you cannot flush a couple hundred condoms a day into the sewage system it will eventually screw up grinder pumps in liftstations (sewage) when maintenance crews fix the problem there will be an investigation. there is a limited number of customers per liftstation and a massage parlor would be top of the list. maybe they rinse out and store for disposal off site. Separating the cum from rubbers in airtight containers and rinsing the condoms out for they don't stink up the place. Think about the volume of this place! they must have some technique beyond flushing.

I'm sure there's going to be a lot of input and this is just a thought.

Could start bringing your own and disposing your own?? I'm sure the girls wouldn't mind(maybe)??

Mark, you are spot on. The girls rinse these things out for odor reasons. Although they're not supposed to do it in front of customers, some rinse them out and some tie them up. Juju is new to this, so probably the reason why this happened like it did. They do not reuse the hats!

[Nienhull]

Thats a lot of 'maybes'.

But to each its own.

Regardless, thank you for your report.

[MarkGew]

Thats a lot of 'maybes'.

But to each its own.

Yup. I'm sure your report will dominate the thread for a little while.

[Totk33]

This is just a thought, might be a disposal technique, you cannot flush a couple hundred condoms a day into the sewage system it will eventually screw up grinder pumps in liftstations (sewage) when maintenance crews fix the problem there will be an investigation. there is a limited number of customers per liftstation and a massage parlor would be top of the list. maybe they rinse out and store for disposal off site. Separating the cum from rubbers in airtight containers and rinsing the condoms out for they don't stink up the place. Think about the volume of this place! they must have some technique beyond flushing.

I'm sure there's going to be a lot of input and this is just a thought.

Could start bringing your own and disposing your own?? I'm sure the girls wouldn't mind(maybe)??

Thats a lot of 'maybes'.

But to each its own.