Massage Parlor Reports

**EaglesSb** · 10-30-25 17:42

Originally Posted by DickStickem [View Original Post]

The only rule to follow is that there are no rules. Do whatever the hell you want. Hookers have been around forever and they ain't going anywhere.

The rules are different for AMPs. I would say call ahead and say if they are available, don't just show up. I also agree with overpaying, that girl you're trying to impress will give you the same pussy someone else gets for cheaper. She'll also be gone in 2-3 months and not pick up your calls afterwards no matter how much you two "connected" so see it as just a transaction.

**JhandySpecial** · 10-30-25 16:58

Enjoy your rules. Money buys everything, even the items on the secret menu. No girl enjoys low tips, the higher the tip the more GFE you get.

You forgot the most basic of rules. Make sure you are showered, smell good, and pay cash tips. Imagine expecting a girl to be GFE and you have terrible body odor, unshaven, smell ripe, and provide low tips. You get what you pay for and how you present yourself. Hygiene goes a very long way. I've seen mongers leaving or coming in behind me who are wearing socks and sandals, I could only imagine how bad those feet must smell. It's also an easy sign for a girl to know it is a low tip situation. That's why we always say YMMV because everyone presents themselves differently so they are treated differently. Stay safe mongers.

Originally Posted by FU123 [View Original Post]

Here are some common sense rules I go by:

Don't do to other what you don't want to be done to you.

If you see more than one car by the Spa, drive around or go somewhere for a few minutes. Don't be dumb and still walk in and interrupt everything. Specially for the ones that have certain parking space. You know those cars are for their customers. You don't want to be interrupted, so don't interrupt others.

And you only create too much attention around there.

If they said they have appointments, just go and come back.

Sometimes they ask if you called, don't say yes unless you actually did..

**Dick Stickem** · 10-30-25 08:48

Originally Posted by DownTime307 [View Original Post]

Hey guys just moved here from Tennessee I work in pointe Vedra do any of the spas there offer extras.

It's a rich area. Frisky massage therapists don't fit in there.

**Dick Stickem** · 10-29-25 22:24

Originally Posted by FU123 [View Original Post]

Here are some common sense rules I go by:

Don't do to other what you don't want to be done to you.

If you see more than one car by the Spa, drive around or go somewhere for a few minutes. Don't be dumb and still walk in and interrupt everything. Specially for the ones that have certain parking space. You know those cars are for their customers. You don't want to be interrupted, so don't interrupt others.

And you only create too much attention around there.

If they said they have appointments, just go and come back.

Sometimes they ask if you called, don't say yes unless you actually did.

Don't pay too much thinking you will get a better service more.

The only rule to follow is that there are no rules. Do whatever the hell you want. Hookers have been around forever and they ain't going anywhere.

**FU123** · 10-29-25 21:00

Here are some common sense rules I go by:

Don't do to other what you don't want to be done to you.

If you see more than one car by the Spa, drive around or go somewhere for a few minutes. Don't be dumb and still walk in and interrupt everything. Specially for the ones that have certain parking space. You know those cars are for their customers. You don't want to be interrupted, so don't interrupt others.

And you only create too much attention around there.

If they said they have appointments, just go and come back.

Sometimes they ask if you called, don't say yes unless you actually did.

Don't pay too much thinking you will get a better service more. Some of these providers only do certain things no matter what. Unless you agree with her. You're only making it worse for thr rest. I read a review recently that the girl didn't care about the money that he laid out on the table. She still didn't want to change her service. Paying top much for a mediocre service, make them expect the same from others. You're rewarding bad behaviors. She will never do what she doesn't want no matter what.

BTW, FYI, two of the major spas are owned by the same person. She doesn't allow certain things no matter what. So don't pay too much and expect more.

Remember if you paid for Ford focus the Lexus price, it's still Ford focus.

Also, it is better to give a review after a second visit if it's a good review. To make sure that the provider is consistent.

If it's a horrible visit, yes give one to warn us.

**PubEx** · 10-29-25 14:47

Imo there WAS ONLY ONE place that was close to orlando in jacksonville and specifically one person who ran a nice place.

Its gone she's gone so I go to orlando for great experiences.

Souls spa is really nice inside but their talent would be low c+ in orlando. No one in town is a orlando-esque 'smoke-show'. IMO.

**KidTorrid** · 10-29-25 11:54

Originally Posted by DownTime307 [View Original Post]

Hey guys just moved here from Tennessee I work in pointe Vedra do any of the spas there offer extras.

It's Ponte Vedra BTW. But yeah, L1 from your great grandmother unless things have changed. And that's a YMMV thing.

**KidTorrid** · 10-29-25 11:46

Originally Posted by DownTime307 [View Original Post]

Hey guys just moved here from Tennessee I work in pointe Vedra do any of the spas there offer extras.

It's Ponte Vedra BTW. But yeah, L1 from your great grandmother unless things have changed. And that's a YMMV thing.

**PubEx** · 10-29-25 08:38

Originally Posted by JhandySpecial [View Original Post]

Its your loss if you don't want to check it out. The rest of us will enjoy.

I agree and while I won't go in to specifics. She is not Jessica, or level of old cocontu. Additionally if the body is your objective, crystal at gold coast is far superior imo. The odd part about Soul Spa is they are trying to stay low key about offerings but the entrance is annoying. If going mid week.

I TOFTT yesterday with Molly. She is a nice person and pretty face. I would not describe as true GFE.

**TylerOfJax75** · 10-29-25 08:18

Hey everyone. It's kind of hard to tell but it feels like these massage parlors aren't focusing on the massage part nearly as much. I still miss the magic of Tina's hands a year or so back. Anyway, I'm not even so much as interested in anything beyond an L1, but I mainly need someone who is willing to work out the five or six kinks in my back. I think Mimi at Evergreen is great, she would walk on my back which I love, but I don't see that place being reviewed much lately and that's such a sketch parking lot it's almost worth it to park in riverside and Uber over.

Anyway, if anyone has some suggestions for a good, strong massage, my dm's are open. I'm old but I'm not so old that I should be waking up with a kinked up back every morning!

**Dog2000** · 10-28-25 21:22

Originally Posted by BooBoo24 [View Original Post]

Oh damn, you got switched, gal I saw was nowhere near 50. Same shit happened to me back in the spring, there was a girl at that spa named Kiki that was reviewed as young and peppy, but I got the 50-something dolt when I asked for Kiki...then people told me that was not Kiki.

Thinking there is a local fill-in when the girls get their monthly visitor. But who the hell knows.

Peace.

There were only two girls working that month, one was Candy and the other was completely different looking. The other girl said her name and I forgot it. Candy introduced herself as Candy. They had no idea I was coming so did not know whether I wanted Candy or not. Bush and tits were just as described. I think most people can't figure out Asian ages. She is at least in her 40's.

**JhandySpecial** · 10-27-25 14:49

Its your loss if you don't want to check it out. The rest of us will enjoy.

Originally Posted by Zemmy89 [View Original Post]

I get beauty is subjective but I went to see Mia after your review of her. And either I was played or your definition of a "smoke show" is more like a "misty matinee". LOL

**Zemmy89** · 10-27-25 12:55

Originally Posted by JhandySpecial [View Original Post]

If you enjoy, young, pretty, and GFE, go see Molly at $oul spa. You won't be disappointed, she arrived last night and she is a smoke show.

I get beauty is subjective but I went to see Mia after your review of her. And either I was played or your definition of a "smoke show" is more like a "misty matinee". LOL

**DownTime307** · 10-27-25 12:41

Hey guys just moved here from Tennessee I work in pointe Vedra do any of the spas there offer extras.

**JhandySpecial** · 10-27-25 12:20

I'm trying to be more discreet, so that LEO can't identify the girls by specific markings. Or attributes posted on the internet.

Originally Posted by PubEx [View Original Post]

In the past your def of smoke show does not equal what others might think is.

Can you be a bit more of an estimator on measurements. Height weight? Breast size? Real / Man Made etc?