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[Admin2]

As a result of NEVER FUCKING ENDING shills, I'm going to make a new rule for this thread. You can only posts reports on this thread if you are a Senior Member with over 50 reports. Anybody else posting in any manner will immediately be banned. I don't care if you post to ask a question, to compliment a report, I don't care why. If you are not an established Senior Member with over 50 reports and you post on this thread I will ban your account and delete all your posts.

To the guys who have been helping me in this battle, thank you, all of you qualify. What I would like you to do is continue to report posts but when you do please quote the post and comment, "reported" that way I won't have 50 guys reporting the same post.

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[UjuJonas]

Sorry for the late review but have been busy. I tried Yoki at SD Ocean Spa on Saturday.

I am very pleased with Yoki's appearance. She is around 5'2, face is very pretty in my eyes, slim with C's, typical Asian butt, shaved.

She greeted me in a white mini dress that hugged her body nicely. Gave me a hug and she leaned in for some lfk. I gave her the hf and tips and as I had just showered before coming so I told her I was already clean and we can go straight for business and she went to go get her supplies.

She came back and wiped junior down with some alcohol followed by a warm towel. After that she doesn't hesitate to put jr in her mouth. Started off slow and sensual but gradually picked up speed. Let her go at it for a good 10 or 15 minutes and honestly I could have stayed like this for the whole session but Yoki turned her body to 69 and we did DATY. She got super wet then she asked me if I was ready.

Wrapped it up and started in missionary where she pulled me in for some lfk that turned into dfk as I kept stroking. Picked her up and went at it like this until I got tired. I motioned for her to get on top and she went to town riding me. At this point the sight of her flushed face and her boobs bouncing were too much for me and blew in the bag. She cleaned me up and asked if I wanted a massage. We have about 10 minutes left so I declined so she laid down next to me and we chatted until the hour was up. Nice GFE vibe and sweet girl and I was out of there with a smile.

[Dtbj69]

Its so cheap these days to just have a second phone, and a decent one at that. My cheapo Oneplus was like $230 brand new, and with a $25 SIM card from Walmart you can deal with all the hassles just on that phone. And one thing you can do on a full android is get a Google number and add another layer of separation and security to all of your playtime out there. You spend $200+ per session already, invest in something that is more useful for this hobby as well as a backup for your regular phone. When I traveled in Thailand this spring I used my #2 phone for GPS, translate, and dealing with the girls while I used my #1 phone for emails and Internet, communication with friends and family. Etc. Easy peasy. .

Exactly.

I got an older iPhone off Craigslist, prepaid for 1 year mint mobile.

No issues.

[Honolulu968]

I took a short business trip to San Diego over the weekend. One of the guys I was working with knew I was in the hobby so he asked if I wanted to with him to a place close to where we were, Aroma Spa we went there in the morning before our job. When we got there he found out one of the girls he seen before was there, her name is Cici, I got a brief introduction, Cici is a very sexy spinner. Following behind her was Mariko, I was pleasantly surprised by her statue and beauty. She's about 5'2", Japanese / American that has a body of a goddess and a face of an angel. In the room we both removed our clothes, I was stunned that she has natural DD's with upright nipples, an ass that would turn any head if seen on the street and a very athletic body, Mariko also let her hair down revealing her beautiful long hair. She could tell I took a shower before arriving so she asked if I wanted a massage or play. My curiosity told me to try her massage first, she gave me a loving hug and passionate kiss then guided me on the table where I found that she knows the skills of a good masseuse. After the pat pat pat to release the muscles on my back, butt and legs she leaned again last to kiss my neck and her hand wondered to my now stiffness. I took the hint to role over and for the next 30+ minutes. I've been in this hobby for over 30 years and I can say without a doubt, is one of the best providers I've ever seen. I hope she sees this post and make a stop over in Hawaii some time soon. Mahalo Mariko.

[Stratigo Kid]

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[ZeroSix]

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[Nick916]

QQ spa is for real. Go down the alley and park in the small garage and use the back door. They do have a shower by the back door, but you shower alone and dry yourself off. Kelly and the other girl were pretty, 50 house fee and 150 to the girl but I don't remember her name. No haggling, girls want you to be happy and come back. They open at 9:30 am if you are a morning guy. No windows in room, but monitor was bright, good massage too. Light kissing but no rimming.

[Msog1]

Went to Ocean Breeze 9 in Chula Vista. Really spacious parking. Lulu Vietnamese was wearing some dark grey sweat pants and happy with 260 out the door (hh 60 House 200 tip) she said she hasn't had sex in a month. She was very into the hard one and liked getting stretched out bb. Good BBBJ too. She has a little Bush and tight one. Small legs pinned back in missionary. Good view of her butt tattoo in doggy. Wanted me to put it on the outside. Felt kind of like pounding a Latina.

[Selforen11]

L: body is 8 face is 8 she is cute and decent body.

Attitude is very pleasing.

English is non existent.

S. Dfks rimming BBBJ multiple positions.

She is a sexy to be around.

Expense 70 hf for hr 150 tip.

I do recommend her.

I was in SD from out of town and decided to go to QQ based on the favorable reviews I've seen here. I met up with Kelly and had a great time. She is cute and very accommodating. BBBJ was excelllent. I didn't need to use the full hour and MMS insisted on giving me $20 back. I wanted her to keep it but she refused. That wouldn't happen in Chicago.

[SsStuntCock]

She grabbed my hands and placed them on her head and gave a muffled "it's ok". I started moving her head back and forth and even got some dt off of her with her tonguing the underside of my shaft.

I'm not sure if Ella coached her on that, but I'm all about it.

[ZyDawg]

Saw Sally this morning at Sugar. Came back from a trip that involved little to no fun so I had a hankering. Get in and was greeted by some a young beauty with a hug. She leads me into the room and immediately asks if I want to fuck, to which I replied "Of course". So she asked for the HF and the tip for $$.2 total and had me wait. After coming back she took off the top portion of her dress and let me play with her tits for a while. She kept asking me questions about why I came so early and whatever but I kind of just ignored them and focused on her body. She's about 5'2", thin with culpable Cs or Bs. Her booty is a little to be desired but she was cute. I was still clothed at this point so she helped me get my shirt off and started undoing my pants. As soon as they were off, she started on her BBBJ and played with my balls while squatting. She grabbed my hands and placed them on her head and gave a muffled "it's ok". I started moving her head back and forth and even got some dt off of her with her tonguing the underside of my shaft. If I didn't pay the tip for FS, I would've been fine just blowing my load right then and there.

I end up pulling her up, and had her ride me in seated cg, and we embraced each other while she shook her hips. I told her I was about to bust so she gave me some DFK action while she shook her hips even harder. I ended up busting and held her tightly for a while. She took off the cover and gave me a quick tongue bath and helped me dress back up. She told me to wait for a bit, and she came back with the MMS who gave me an exit interview LOL. She asked if I wanted to see the other girls but I told her it was fine and that I had to go. She gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and asked me to come back. The MMS has nice perky tits and a slim body that I would love to have a go at but she just laughed it off. After our conversation, Sally grabbed me by the hand and led me out into the hallway and saw me off with a kiss goodbye.

[Faceless1]

Another extra shift on last Sunday and another visit to my hideaway spot to avoid the 5's traffic. Was told Sally is a nice one to try by YoungMonger when he visited few days before. He was not wrong, Sally is the type of girl that I really dig. When I got there, Sally welcomed me in, really digs her GND vibe, early 20's looks like a young freshman that's going to college, petite skinny body frame with long black hair to her waist. Cute smile with those lips that just missing JR between them. Rocking a pair of natural Cs, and a trimmed kitty that I wish they were bald. She got a little cute ink on the back of her leg.

BJ: 4/5.

Rim: 3. 5/5.

CFS: 4/5.

GFE: 5/5.

HF: 60.

Dono: 150.

As always, we start off by showering first to make sure both of us are spotless. Got a little sample BJ in the shower, true to be told, it felt better here than in bed, maybe the angle was a little off in bed, idk. She gave me a real nice back massage to start things off, real good elbow press on my shoulder blade area. Quick tease catbath with some nail scratch at the bois down south got me to spread the cheeks, and 2 wipe down for good measure, and she made a decent attempt at the rim, facts are facts, not the best I had in SD, mainly just a lot of Polish, not a whole lot of tuma, the BLS is really nice though along with some gentle tugging, I was expecting a bit more ngl, but no Biggy, woke up Jr nicely with a little tug with BLS.

Flipped over and after we toasted some blue liquid, made out with her a bit, and got her just flipped over so I get to dine on her moist kitty while those sexy lips show JR a good time. Like I said, maybe because the angle was off, the BJ is more neat than sloppy, with a great amount of suction, but I didn't get that great rhythm going, maybe just she was doing the initiative, and I was too busy diving in deep in that kitty. Once she was nice and ready, I hopped off the bed to get some nice friction going with a little bit of face fuk on the side, she seems to enjoy it, tried DT me a bit with my average size, I asked for the cover when JR is good and ready, start off with standing mish, really digs her vocal and performance, real snug fit with her grip, especially in k9, grabs on to that bubble butt on 1 hand and with a little starfish rubbing to made sure she bucks up for that perfect grind. Didn't take long for me to finish in the cover, while she cleans JR off, she puts Jr back in to her mouth for some extra clean session. Went back for another shower with her to wash off the sweat, got a little raw grind action on her kitty, still wish they were shaved though. Sally said she is here to stay for a few weeks. So I know I will be seeing her in a few days when I came back for my normal shift.

Happy Mongering.

[Jaguar300ZX]

Went to 107 for the first time and had a session with Miranda. Saw a few glowing reviews and was highly disappointed with this encounter.
Looks: 5/10. Older, hard man mades, thickkkk (at least 145), face ok but shows her age.
Service: 3/10. Mostly I felt like an afterthought. Below average across the board on all services.

Poney promoters have over-hyped this provider.

Out of respect for your less than satisfying experience, -I won't even ask you how much you Tipped.

[JitMarc]

Went to 107 for the first time and had a session with Miranda. Saw a few glowing reviews and was highly disappointed with this encounter. I was brought into a room and Miranda said she would come back in a moment. She came in and hadme move to another room and again left. I sat down on the couch in the room waiting for her for a few minutes, and when she came back she said her room was ready and had me move into a 3rd room. Handed her the donation for 30 minutes and she told me to undress and lay down. She again left me there for what felt like 5 . Ore minutes. I seriously though about leaving but decided to stay. She has a lot of curves and is well thick (wouldn't call her fat) but very thick. Definately on the older side, probably in her low 40's with hard man mades. Even though she isn't my type, I stayed hoping she makes it up in performanance.

Massage was super light touch and hardly worth mentioning. Her BBBJ was underwhelming, focusing on the tip and barely keeping me interested. On went the cap and she jumped on for some cowgirls. Position was fun for about 2 minutes but then she started asking if I came yet. I told her no and I could feel my cock starting to loose interest. I ask to change to doggy hoping to rage fuck her, but she asked twice more if I had cummed. I told her I wouodnt be able to cum and said it was fine and I was going to just get ready to leave. She said not yet you need to cum and I said just give me a hand job. It took awhile and I had to imagine someone else was stroking my cock but I was finally able to shoot my load. Miranda cleaned me up and started to play the session up saying I was so strong and she really wants to see me again soon before she leaves, and I'm just thinking to myself WTF did you have a different experience because I sure as hell wouldn't see her again.

Looks: 5/10. Older, hard man mades, thickkkk (at least 145), face ok but shows her age.

Service: 3/10. Mostly I felt like an afterthought. Below average across the board on all services. She offers BBFS anal and a few other things, I wouldn't waste any more money for her services.

[Mike102]

Just had a poor experience at Hans Spa. Pulled LuLu who is easily in her 50's but admittedly a pretty nice body for a woman of her age. So-so massage turned to some light teasing and the flip. Asked for BBBJ and she told me $140 and I quickly declined that and went for a handy. Performance overall was good, she pulled her top up to reveal nice C's and I was able to pet the kitty OTC. Finished up and got dressed. Because of the nice service I was going to give her $60 but she refused and demanded $100. I laughed and said she must be joking. She said no and pushed me again 2 to 3 times. I flat out refused and then she finally said forget it.

I am not sure how a 50+ YO lady can have GPS so badly but it really pissed me off. My recommendation is don't go see LuLu. Even if the handy service was nice, you'll leave irritated by her money demand.

I go here because it is convenient but not planning on visiting for a good while, at least until LuLu clears out. Was not impressed with my one experience at Sugar down the street and am suspicious of all the glowing reviews, so need to figure out a better play for a good BBBJ.