Massage Parlor Reports

[JitMarc]

Went to 107 for the first time and had a session with Miranda. Saw a few glowing reviews and was highly disappointed with this encounter. I was brought into a room and Miranda said she would come back in a moment. She came in and hadme move to another room and again left. I sat down on the couch in the room waiting for her for a few minutes, and when she came back she said her room was ready and had me move into a 3rd room. Handed her the donation for 30 minutes and she told me to undress and lay down. She again left me there for what felt like 5 . Ore minutes. I seriously though about leaving but decided to stay. She has a lot of curves and is well thick (wouldn't call her fat) but very thick. Definately on the older side, probably in her low 40's with hard man mades. Even though she isn't my type, I stayed hoping she makes it up in performanance.

Massage was super light touch and hardly worth mentioning. Her BBBJ was underwhelming, focusing on the tip and barely keeping me interested. On went the cap and she jumped on for some cowgirls. Position was fun for about 2 minutes but then she started asking if I came yet. I told her no and I could feel my cock starting to loose interest. I ask to change to doggy hoping to rage fuck her, but she asked twice more if I had cummed. I told her I wouodnt be able to cum and said it was fine and I was going to just get ready to leave. She said not yet you need to cum and I said just give me a hand job. It took awhile and I had to imagine someone else was stroking my cock but I was finally able to shoot my load. Miranda cleaned me up and started to play the session up saying I was so strong and she really wants to see me again soon before she leaves, and I'm just thinking to myself WTF did you have a different experience because I sure as hell wouldn't see her again.

Looks: 5/10. Older, hard man mades, thickkkk (at least 145), face ok but shows her age.

Service: 3/10. Mostly I felt like an afterthought. Below average across the board on all services. She offers BBFS anal and a few other things, I wouldn't waste any more money for her services.

[Mike102]

Just had a poor experience at Hans Spa. Pulled LuLu who is easily in her 50's but admittedly a pretty nice body for a woman of her age. So-so massage turned to some light teasing and the flip. Asked for BBBJ and she told me $140 and I quickly declined that and went for a handy. Performance overall was good, she pulled her top up to reveal nice C's and I was able to pet the kitty OTC. Finished up and got dressed. Because of the nice service I was going to give her $60 but she refused and demanded $100. I laughed and said she must be joking. She said no and pushed me again 2 to 3 times. I flat out refused and then she finally said forget it.

I am not sure how a 50+ YO lady can have GPS so badly but it really pissed me off. My recommendation is don't go see LuLu. Even if the handy service was nice, you'll leave irritated by her money demand.

I go here because it is convenient but not planning on visiting for a good while, at least until LuLu clears out. Was not impressed with my one experience at Sugar down the street and am suspicious of all the glowing reviews, so need to figure out a better play for a good BBBJ.

[DRaj123]

L: body is 8 face is 8 she is cute and decent body.

Attitude is very pleasing.

English is non existent.

S. Dfks rimming BBBJ multiple positions.

She is a sexy to be around.

Expense 70 hf for hr 150 tip.

I do recommend her.

[DesertFun]

Its so cheap these days to just have a second phone, and a decent one at that. My cheapo Oneplus was like $230 brand new, and with a $25 SIM card from Walmart you can deal with all the hassles just on that phone. And one thing you can do on a full android is get a Google number and add another layer of separation and security to all of your playtime out there. You spend $200+ per session already, invest in something that is more useful for this hobby as well as a backup for your regular phone. When I traveled in Thailand this spring I used my #2 phone for GPS, translate, and dealing with the girls while I used my #1 phone for emails and Internet, communication with friends and family. Etc. Easy peasy. .

Some don't like the inconvenience of having an entire 2nd burner phone.

But when the ramifications of getting revealed on your main phone can be very damaging, consider.

Not sure if they even still make throwaway preloaded by the minute phones, but that could be great for a traveler.

[Valmont31]

Some don't like the inconvenience of having an entire 2nd burner phone.

But when the ramifications of getting revealed on your main phone can be very damaging, consider.

Not sure if they even still make throwaway preloaded by the minute phones, but that could be great for a traveler.

1. Don't trust all the glowing reviews. Look at the posting history of these posters. Do they only ever talk about the same spa or two and only ever write hyperbolic word vomit? If yes, just ignore anything they say. Lately they have started using AI to churn out their "reviews", often with some hilarious mistakes that no human could make.

2. Sugar Spa does get good talent, leaning on the younger side. You can get DFK and GFE but obviously YMMV.

3. Appointments are worthless if they are busy. Just walk-in and see whoever or prepare to wait till the one you want is free.

4. Check out the Forum - Site Administration - Logging In & Posting Problems, when you are able to open the site. Probably the http vs https browser issue.

Thanks, I figured walk ins would still be the norm. The mongers on SD thread are a lot more helpful and earnest than a lot of threads where people almost have an aversion for helping fellow mongers out. This is how it used to be, helping everyone have the best experience possible.

[Valmont31]

Some don't like the inconvenience of having an entire 2nd burner phone.

But when the ramifications of getting revealed on your main phone can be very damaging, consider.

Not sure if they even still make throwaway preloaded by the minute phones, but that could be great for a traveler.

Yeah, I bought a burner phone, set it up and used it for a few. Them I went through a spell where I didn't travel and forgot the password to open it. And when I did a reset it came up completely blank and wouldn't make or receive calls. So I pretty much realized I'm not sophisticated enough for this spy action. But its a good idea I called an escort in Albuquerque who was a no show. Then some yahoo pretending to be a cartel member called me the next day demanding payment for "wasting" his girls time and threatening to kill me. And after I told him to fuck off he called me back and started naming family members and their addresses. I immediately realized he had just gotten the info from my phone number and the amount of money wasn't worth the risk of what he was threatening. So I again told him to fuck off and blocked him, but someone with less stomach for threats might end up paying.

[ShadowWalk702]

Sd ocean.

Came in girl took me to the room I asked if I could see who was working she seemed super angry I asked, Lilly came in and I picked her instead (don't know original girls name) made me wait like 5 min it was really busy in there, the original girl came in and was like OMG you STILL WAITING and some older lady came in and told me I should take her very good service. I said sure, then Lilly bust in and takes me off.

Back in the room she start grinding on me kissing me, pay 150 to her gives me okay massage start playing with my balls and cock from behind feels amazing, starts licking my balls and great BBBJ cover comes up doggy, mish and keeps telling me she loves me. Great service.

Looks wise imo she was a 6? Amazing service though.

I don't know if I've really seen any super hot girls out in North County in the 3 spa's I've been too. Open to suggestions cheers.

[Muncher8888]

I found after calling a few AMP's in the past I suddenly started getting random text messages from asian girls as well as one spa flat out texted me they had a hot new hot young girl and considering my current living situation I can't be getting unsolicited texts offering up sex.

Some don't like the inconvenience of having an entire 2nd burner phone.

But when the ramifications of getting revealed on your main phone can be very damaging, consider.

Not sure if they even still make throwaway preloaded by the minute phones, but that could be great for a traveler.

[YoungMonger808]

Got a tip from Faceless to check out this girl and wasn't disappointed.

Hf 50.

Dono 150.

Services BBBJ dfk rim (turned down) 69 cfs.

Cute Asian girl about 5'3 greeted me in a black dress and led me to the room. Gave me a massage in which that I had a towel over me and made me think maybe I went to the wrong spa and that this going to be a legit massage. Massage itself wasn't bad but definitely felt like a gf rundown massage versus anything therapeutic and just basically chatted with her the entire time.

Towel came off but she never touched the boys and kept it very legit and then did a 180. She gave me a first in that all of a sudden while on my stomach I felt her tongue go straight to the taint and to the balls and she was trying to slurp Jr into her mouth from the other direction. Wild feeling and can't say I didn't like it LOL.

On the flip, she started with 69 and then flipped over for more bls and attempted to dt. She wasn't able to but she kept trying and she didn't give up. On came the rubber and she knew how to ride. She brought herself to an O and collapsed and switched to standing cowgirl where she got a lot more vocal. Got a knock on the door from the other girl saying we were too loud which was also a first for me. Switched over to standing mish for the finish. She wrapped herself around me and didn't met me go for a minute while she caught her breath and then helped with the cleanup.

Very professional start but an amazing ending.

[BrainLara]

1. Don't trust all the glowing reviews. Look at the posting history of these posters. Do they only ever talk about the same spa or two and only ever write hyperbolic word vomit? If yes, just ignore anything they say. Lately they have started using AI to churn out their "reviews", often with some hilarious mistakes that no human could make.

2. Sugar Spa does get good talent, leaning on the younger side. You can get DFK and GFE but obviously YMMV.

3. Appointments are worthless if they are busy. Just walk-in and see whoever or prepare to wait till the one you want is free.

4. Check out the Forum - Site Administration - Logging In & Posting Problems, when you are able to open the site. Probably the http vs https browser issue.

I've been mongering since '93 with a affinity for AMP's I've travel all over the country and I have not ever had the GFE type experiences that have been reviewed here on this thread. DFK from an AMP? I've had a few regulars that were close to GFE but none that rival some of the reviews like the ones coming out of Sugar spa.

I am coming out in January to see if these places live up to the hype.

I'm not accustomed to calling and booking appointments. I found after calling a few AMP's in the past I suddenly started getting random text messages from asian girls as well as one spa flat out texted me they had a hot new hot young girl and considering my current living situation I can't be getting unsolicited texts offering up sex.

So most of these reviews mentioned making a reservation is that highly recommended in SD? It's not the norm in most of the country where walk ins are excepted.

If any of you have any expert tips on the area that you want to share send me a message it would be greatly appreciated.

I have had a hell of a time opening usasexguide for over a year now it seems the site only opens about once every 7-8 times I try. Anyone else having this issue?

[HookUp In 2025]

Thanks for the detailed review. I live in Oceanside and wonder the location of SD Ocean Spa. Is it on Carroll Centre Rd?

Had a little bit of time to burn today on my lunch break and decided to swing by SD Ocean Spa. I was greeted by Ivy today. Super friendly. She was wearing a pink dress which she looked good in but it also hid her assets. I was very shocked when she took it off. She had nice man made tits, brownish blonde hair, a little patch of trimmed hair above her pussy. Ivy took me to the room and I paid the $50 house fee and also handed her a $150 tip. Ivy left the room and told me she'd be back. I got undressed and laid on the table waiting for her to return.

When Ivy came back in she was very sweet and I could tell from the beginning she was service oriented. She started with a massage which turned into a body to body massage. She was kissing and licking my back and ass. I rolled over and she placed a pillow under my head and we exchanged a few kisses.

Ivy climbed up onto the table with me and started a BBBJ. Her BJ was amazing. Great depth and suction. She would use varying speeds and break it up with ball sucking too. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted another girl to join but I was enjoying our 1 on 1 time and was technically on my lunch break so wasn't planning on using the entire 30 minutes anyways. After a few more minutes of her amazing BBBJ she slipped the cover on.

We started out in reverse cowgirl. Very tight and she had a nice little ass. She stayed there for a few minutes before spinning around to ride me in cowgirl. Traditional cowgirl was amazing. She started off slow and I was playing with tits and nipples before she sat up a little more and really started to bounce on my dick. She grabbed my hands and placed them on her tits and I ended up cumming inside the cover.

[Valmont31]

I've been mongering since '93 with a affinity for AMP's I've travel all over the country and I have not ever had the GFE type experiences that have been reviewed here on this thread. DFK from an AMP? I've had a few regulars that were close to GFE but none that rival some of the reviews like the ones coming out of Sugar spa.

I am coming out in January to see if these places live up to the hype.

I'm not accustomed to calling and booking appointments. I found after calling a few AMP's in the past I suddenly started getting random text messages from asian girls as well as one spa flat out texted me they had a hot new hot young girl and considering my current living situation I can't be getting unsolicited texts offering up sex.

So most of these reviews mentioned making a reservation is that highly recommended in SD? It's not the norm in most of the country where walk ins are excepted.

If any of you have any expert tips on the area that you want to share send me a message it would be greatly appreciated.

I have had a hell of a time opening usasexguide for over a year now it seems the site only opens about once every 7-8 times I try. Anyone else having this issue?

[MilfLoverr]

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You knew when you wrote this ad it was owned by the same people that owned Erma and are a plague on this forum. I gotta a few guys in San Diego who keep me up to speed on who the owners of this place are.

You all need to understand that I am fucking sick of this shit and I'm just straight up banning motherfuckers the first time. I know you can make a new user and you probably will but you will do this again and my pack of guys will tell me and I'll delete the post and ban that user again.

A2

[YoungMonger808]

After the disappointing trip to 107, opted to try ocean spa.

Location is a bit of a trip cause it's right next to a busy gas station.

Hf 50.

Dono 150.

Services dfk BBBJ 69 CFS.

Got an appointment for Camille after reading the reviews here and wasn't disappointed. Chinese girl in a backless sweater top and gym shorts greeted me and said she was Camille. Gave off hot MILF vibes.

Gave me a massage to start and was chatting. Massage wasn't anything to write home about but was mostly just a rundown with some flirting. On the flip she asked for the donation and then excused herself to get the rubber.

When she came back, she kept saying she had a big ass and apologized for it for some reason. She did a small strip tease and she does have an ass especially for an Asian girl. The thing that caught my eye was her natural Cs that she kept hidden in that top.

She shoved those in my face before going in for a long BBBJ and followed by 69. Rubber came in and usual positions and finished in standing mish where she said I was stabbing her intestines. All lies as I'm average but loved the act LOL.

[Faceless1]

I got an extra shift last Sunday, I don't get these often, but at least Sunday traffic isn't as bad as weekdays, so got to come to QQ to check out what I missed these couple of days, got recommended Kelly, so parked in the back to avoid the stares of shame and went to check her out.

She greets me at the back door with a beautiful smile on her face. Kelly is about 5'4, looks about mid-20's with a decent amount of makeup on, and a round face with full, soft lips, long brownish hair. Little tan complexion going on, petite skinny bod with a cute bubble butt. Natural C-size tits with perky nipples and trimmed kitty wish it were bald eagle though. Collected my room fee and we went to the rooms.

BJ: 5/5.

Rim: 4/5.

CFS: 5/5.

GFE: 5/5.

HF: 60.

Dono: 150.

Started me off with a quick rub down massage, lovely tease with some real playful ness mixed in along with the nail scratch and catbath. Wipe me down nicely for some great rim action, passionate and not overly daring with the exploration, love her soft tugs while gives me that fantastic taint Polish though, woke JR up nicely.

On the flip side, I start her off with a little DATY. It is always a pleasant sight when the girl is more into it or at least it seems like so to me, real sensitive kitty, only allow some exterior rub and just the tip FIV, enough for me to get her soft spot and dive right in for that elusive pearl, she held me down and squeezes my head hard when she "o". Still wish the kitty were bald though. She ask me to switch to the side so I can face fucks her a bit while I continue to play with that WAP of hers. She DT my average size like it was nothing, plenty of suction and best of all no teeth when she protects JR with her tongue, let me really get in some good face fuck session. I asked for cover and start off with standing mish since I am already on the side of the bed already. Her WAP is really snug for me, held her down and pound tit hard, and her kitty grips me hard and wouldn't let go, either the friction or the grip, it came loose a few times and had to refit me back in. Finished hard in k9 after trying a few of my favorite moves. She cleans me up and still went for a bit BJ to made sure JR got nothing left in it, and we spooned after for w / e time I had left, then I got to leave while traffic opened up a bit. She was just what I needed after an extra Sunday shift, might come back and see her again this week.

Happy mongering.