Massage Parlor Reports

[JulesVerne1828]

It's an old granny. I'll give her a 2 in looks. It was 50 for 30 minutes. No discussion of tip during massage. HJ only, OTC roaming. I might go back just to chase the unexpected, but it's at the bottom of my list.

Thanks for your report.

[ElVatoLoco8869]

It would appear that there is a new place on S. Bethel (Port Orchard). Corner of Rose and Bethel, across from the fire station. Pictures on GMaps. Add also on STG.

Just an FYI.

It's an old granny. I'll give her a 2 in looks. It was 50 for 30 minutes. No discussion of tip during massage. HJ only, OTC roaming. I might go back just to chase the unexpected, but it's at the bottom of my list.

[JulesVerne1828]

It would appear that there is a new place on S. Bethel (Port Orchard). Corner of Rose and Bethel, across from the fire station. Pictures on GMaps. Add also on STG.

Just an FYI.

[Malencho]

Whats going on Undo stress? Lots of cars! New girls?

[Malencho]

Horrible experience. Where do I start? From the beginning, I go in and the normal questions come in. How long? How are you? I pay for half hour. The massage is bad, not even meh. Feather her fingers over the same spot like that's supposed to do something. No Tease! No Hints! On the flip, She says what I want, I signal, she asks how much? I give the standard price offer, she says no. Ok negotiating, cool. So I ask how you want, she won't say, she wants me to keep throwing prices at her, like this is the price is right or something. I just say never mind. She finishes the massage with a foot massage while mumbling she never met something who didn't like that. Trying to explain to someone who has limited English skills, how frustrated you are is pointless because you will get the standard "I don't know" Damage, 50 HF 20 tip.

Also, the younger lady at Undo Stress is gone, maybe she left, don't know. I ask the older lady if she was getting a replacement, she said she don't know. But she knows other lady is not coming back. What happen?

Mile Hill place is closed. Trying calling, disconnected number. No FS with ladies who know how to treated a man. Just standard service workers, Pay me, Hurry up, ok bye!

[Malencho]

While nothing recent here, AI seems HE only and what I saw in June was a no-go. Peaceful, on Rainier had more promise but that was probably 3+ providers ago.

Have you tried Relax on Mile Hill (Pt Orchard).

As the formerly active member, Aussie would have suggested, displaying $$ in the room, then seeing if they offer FS, then walk. Everything changes with new providers which likely is monthly. With a 30-40 drive, you can likely get a better provider. Letting them know this helps everyone, even them.

Every time I pass by there it looks like its closed. Do they only open when you call? But yes driving out is better. Federal way has QQ Spa and Lotus massage, are great options!!

[JulesVerne1828]

Anyone have any info on this place? FS? HJ only?

What about the one on Rainer street, Peaceful massage. Anything?

While nothing recent here, AI seems HE only and what I saw in June was a no-go. Peaceful, on Rainier had more promise but that was probably 3+ providers ago.

Have you tried Relax on Mile Hill (Pt Orchard).

As the formerly active member, Aussie would have suggested, displaying $$ in the room, then seeing if they offer FS, then walk. Everything changes with new providers which likely is monthly. With a 30-40 drive, you can likely get a better provider. Letting them know this helps everyone, even them.

[Malencho]

Anyone have any info on this place? FS? HJ only?

What about the one on Rainer street, Peaceful massage. Anything?

[Malencho]

I'm getting tired of these old ladies. They don't seem to care about your needs. Charge you top dollar for rushed service. I went all the way to federal way, over at QQ massage. Younger, sexy, nice naturals, standing mish was amazing, and to top it off, gave me a kiss on cheek. That small just wanted me to go back for seconds. Here, its just getting boring.

Acme Massage, undo stress, jia, zen garden, blue rose, royal, Chinese massage, orchid, best asian, all old ladies!! Where are the mid thirties at? Where are the mid twentieth at?

Sorry just ranting. And tired.

[DJNoName]

Thanks for the actual info fellow monger!!

Much appreciated, my thoughts as of now if you are dropping 200 plus hF.

Why not go across the bridge and get way better and younger for 200 all in?

I don't understand how ladies on this side of the water who are older and not nearly as good are asking for more then the more talented and younger!

I think its time we offer what's fair or walk.

Its disappointing, that we don't have decent local talent, but its also a waste of $ funds to research when it keeps coming up short when there's solid services about 45 minutes away.

Just a thought but would like to stay posted on potential local FS talent.

So far not too many options!

Jia Massage.

Older lady, average built, blue contacts, tight and squirts. Only saw 1 lady.

- 200 FS 50 HF.

Zen Garden.

Older, heavy set lady, soft hands, patient, tight, enjoy. Only saw 1 lady.

- 200 FS 50 HF.

Under Stress.

Older I think older than the other 2 above. Average. Thinner. Tight. 2 ladies, younger in mid 30's never showed interest but never tried. Anybody have experience with her?

- 200 FS 50 HF.

You get HJ every where. You want younger and more into the hobby, Federal Way, Renton, and Seattle. Good luck!!

[Malencho]

So far not too many options!

Jia Massage.

Older lady, average built, blue contacts, tight and squirts. Only saw 1 lady.

- 200 FS 50 HF.

Zen Garden.

Older, heavy set lady, soft hands, patient, tight, enjoy. Only saw 1 lady.

- 200 FS 50 HF.

Under Stress.

Older I think older than the other 2 above. Average. Thinner. Tight. 2 ladies, younger in mid 30's never showed interest but never tried. Anybody have experience with her?

- 200 FS 50 HF.

You get HJ every where. You want younger and more into the hobby, Federal Way, Renton, and Seattle. Good luck!!

[DJNoName]

Is it just one lady working?

How was the BJ and the rest of the time?

Another FS spot!

2. 0 FS, 1. 0 BJ, . 5 HJ. Good looking, bubbly ass, possibly a fake eye! Also careful, she uses cooking Olive oil to massage! Massage was surprisingly good. Maybe late 30's. Has anyone had similar or better experience?

[Malencho]

Another FS spot!

2. 0 FS, 1. 0 BJ, . 5 HJ. Good looking, bubbly ass, possibly a fake eye! Also careful, she uses cooking Olive oil to massage! Massage was surprisingly good. Maybe late 30's. Has anyone had similar or better experience?

[Malencho]

I think I have visited the most obvious locations in the Silverdale / Bremerton area. My top ones are the following:

Acme by the Fred Meyer in Bremerton. Decent massage and usually a lot of teasing, a lot. I feel like I am on the edge for the full hour. They have been offering HJ for 50.

Jia Massage in Wheaton Way. The place feels like a random house; however, the massage table is in a room that has a huge mirror. It sucked having to see myself for the first time, but I started to appreciate it after some time-- being able to see the MP at work. Unfortunately, I do think I was conned one time when she offered FS for 100 and then proceeded to give it her all on the BJ. Immediately cleaned up after making me pop.

Chinese Spa in Silverdale is the best mix of teasing and actual massage.

Special mention is my one experience at Asian Massage in Kitsap Way near the gas station. FUTB, using two hands, positioned herself on the table. I cannot relive that miracle of a day where I lasted more than I am used to, and I think it annoyed her a little, so she put in more effort. Five minutes of bliss.

Rankin without explanations.

Acme.

Jia Massage.

Chinese Spa.

Best Asian (Lebo Blvd).

Orchid Massage Therapy.

AI (Kitsap Way).

Royal.

Blue Rose (expensive).

Everyday (expensive).

ZenGarden.

For Jia Massage, is the lady good looking, old vs young, the good or bad, total price?

[YanMasa]

Big shout out to you, for doing the search and sharing the intel.

I'm surprise everyday and blue rose being expensive aren't higher on the list.

And royal not being higher up I've had some good HJ action a few times there.

But this is the place to share that stuff, been meaning to see coco at royal.

Anyone try her yet?

I put it as expensive because it was around 70 and no touch. Touching over clothes goes for around 100 (from my experience).