Massage Parlor Reports

**OfficialSlam78** · 10-17-25 18:14

Originally Posted by LoveToDine [View Original Post]

If you like a GILF I would recommend her 100% She is a pleasure to be with.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...t/406744134101

LTD.

This board is getting a bit confusing as there are multiple ("Kelly's") . I have to presume this post is of the very mature Kelli since you said "gilf". I think that the Kelli with an I refers to the blonde provider in her 60's works from her rv / trailer community. & I've seen FM Kelly with a why and she only appears in town at a Mp type of spot, hott blonde late 20's maybe early 30's, cool chick always a good time. Hopefully this will help the people between this thread and the escort thread know which one they are looking for.

**PolyKingXl305** · 10-17-25 17:41

Originally Posted by Gmoney31 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Kelly lately too, and everything has seemed to nice and quiet thankfully. Any chance you seen Lisa? I haven't seen her on the schedule before.

I went to the FM BEE loc to see Kelly but "Lisa" did answer the door. She was Hispanic and tbh she wasn't too much of a looker to put it brief I only saw her briefly and did not opt to stay with her. I'd say if you're going to try one of the Cubanas I think Catalina is the better option. Anyways I just decided to save my money to come back for Kelly. As you probably know since you see Kelly as well, that she's a little harder to get an appt with but I can wait a week for her. Lmk how the session Lisa offers is if you happen to try out. Curious. TIA.

PX.

**TheGlider** · 10-15-25 21:01

Fool me once and black and blue.

Originally Posted by Wartyboy4 [View Original Post]

NO! She'll insinuate that you'll get a happy ending but you'll walk away with blue balls while she tells you that she'll take care of you "next time". Don't do it!

**ThickAndCream9** · 10-15-25 10:18

I know I know but my opinion, the beginning I'm as happy as the ending. Wouldn't be coming back if I wasn't. Ciao mongers.

**SwampThang7** · 10-13-25 22:18

Originally Posted by RayLatoole [View Original Post]

23? I don't think so.

More like 43. I've seen her ad for over 12 years now.

**NewEnglandKid** · 10-13-25 20:51

Originally Posted by LoveToDine [View Original Post]

Any intel would be appreciated.

https://gfe.bedpage.com/brief/Bodyru.../13226912.html

Thanks in advance.

LTD.

Google her number not one good review.

**LoveToDine** · 10-13-25 17:55

Originally Posted by Lefty26 [View Original Post]

Wait what? That's Kelli? Blondie is Kelli?

If you like a GILF I would recommend her 100% She is a pleasure to be with.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...t/406744134101

LTD.

**LoveToDine** · 10-13-25 17:49

Originally Posted by Thunter [View Original Post]

Search Mystic Mermaid escort and you'll find a bunch of reviews elsewhere. Looks are not above a 7 (most 5) and performance not above a 3. By what I read, avoid.

Thanks for the follow up. Real shame I had two conversations with her and thought I'd move forward. You guys saved me $150 bucks. This is what this site is all about, helping a brother out!

LTD.

**RayLatoole** · 10-13-25 17:41

Originally Posted by Wartyboy4 [View Original Post]

NO! She'll insinuate that you'll get a happy ending but you'll walk away with blue balls while she tells you that she'll take care of you "next time". Don't do it!

23? I don't think so.

**Lefty26** · 10-13-25 16:57

Originally Posted by LoveToDine [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...t/406744134101.

Wait what? That's Kelli? Blondie is Kelli?

**LoveToDine** · 10-13-25 16:05

Originally Posted by Wartyboy4 [View Original Post]

NO! She'll insinuate that you'll get a happy ending but you'll walk away with blue balls while she tells you that she'll take care of you "next time". Don't do it!

Appreciate the honesty my brother. Saved me some money!

LTD.

**Wartyboy4** · 10-13-25 15:27

Originally Posted by LoveToDine [View Original Post]

Any intel would be appreciated.

https://gfe.bedpage.com/brief/Bodyru.../13226912.html

Thanks in advance.

LTD.

NO! She'll insinuate that you'll get a happy ending but you'll walk away with blue balls while she tells you that she'll take care of you "next time". Don't do it!

**Thunter** · 10-13-25 15:25

Originally Posted by LoveToDine [View Original Post]

Any intel would be appreciated.

https://gfe.bedpage.com/brief/Bodyru.../13226912.html

Thanks in advance..

Search Mystic Mermaid escort and you'll find a bunch of reviews elsewhere. Looks are not above a 7 (most 5) and performance not above a 3. By what I read, avoid.