Massage Parlor Reports

**FootyFanatic14** · 09-19-25 20:38

Are we about to get an argument between 2 guys over who exaggerates their stories the most? Guys are going to have to buy more clickers LOL.

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

You guys crack me up constantly🤣.

Should take it up on that tv show.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

**Cobbler** · 09-19-25 17:01

I took the chance after I tried Lucy Chloe Sophia was asking me next time to choose her big Mistake!

I fell for it went in Chloe open the door she was available I should stay with her but I said something different ask for Sophia from the beginning she was in a rush normally I stopped girls on their tracks when they're doing something like that but I said let's see maybe she get better NOT!

Rush everything and on top of that she didn't shave her private property and was like a I had a cheese grinder down there her mind was in the monitors and nothing really good just completely rush and boring service.

Finish up in like 30 min and after she try to leave and I said I paid for hr service at least a message will help for the remaining time which she did with same lame attitude.

Definitely not a good service from her.

Chloe and Lucy always had great times.

**Midnightpass** · 09-19-25 15:18

Originally Posted by Brda1982 [View Original Post]

Have the opportunity to jet into Orlando in the am. Never been. If you're spending one day there what is the best way to spend the 7-8 hours I'll be in town? Feel free to pm me.

You're jetting into the pussy capital of Florida. Pick up a rock and throw it. It will land on an AMP with excellent reviews.

If you want premium and are willing to pay for it, here you go: https://meiji118.com/

**HappyXxx** · 09-19-25 12:30

Ari returns today guys, she's currently on a plane heading this way. She text me last night that she will finish out the month here.

**Brda1982** · 09-19-25 12:23

Have the opportunity to jet into Orlando in the am. Never been. If you're spending one day there what is the best way to spend the 7-8 hours I'll be in town? Feel free to pm me.

**HappyXxx** · 09-19-25 12:03

Originally Posted by FloridaGringo [View Original Post]

I had to laugh at this one. FYI: I was her first encounter that morning (8:30-10:30) and when I left her she had tapped out exhausted with weak knees. Here is some Chinese philosophy to illustrate.

A typhoon destroys a village, but one building is left barely standing. A boy passing by picks up a pebble and throws it at the building. He smiles with a false sense of accomplishment as the building crumbles to the ground.

As usual, you are 2 steps behind the Gringo (aka the typhoon).

Also, I forgot to mention there was something that I also thought was pretty funny. You were with her from 8:30 to 10:30 but she video called me for two minutes at 9:12 AM. She must have needed a break from that strong typhoon. LOL.

All right, I've had my fun. I'll leave it alone.

**MarkGew** · 09-19-25 11:30

Originally Posted by StyleNProfile [View Original Post]

She is making a lot of money convincing these guys that she is in love with them. XD.

She's come a long way in a couple, three years.

And I know for a fact she laughs all the way to the bank!

**MarkGew** · 09-19-25 11:00

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

Oh boy! Someone must feel uncomfortable after reading my review at which point then you respond with yours. LOL (Mr. Typhoon) now that's hilarious! I don't doubt that you were with her before I was and I don't think anyone really even cares if you were as we are always going in after someone else unless you go nice and early when they open, But if you think after you leave someone else can't come in and do the same thing and then some then that's pretty funny but good for you man!! With that being said I don't think the Typhoon was as powerful as he thought he was and I don't think it demolished as much as he thought he did being that we went three rounds (her choice) after you left and she was full of energy and literally started our session in the ATM room by the shower then the shower room itself before we could even make it to the room. Just sayin.

Afterwards thought we lost our clothes but realized they were still in the ATM room as I had carried Kelly through the hallway holding her fucking her (channel watching) while finally making to the room where we started our fun.

2 steps behind you. LOL. I don't want to hurt anyone's ego, but way ahead ya Gringo.

No need to call anyone out just because that tiny little Asian girl was ready and excited to see me after you left. LOL.

You guys crack me up constantly🤣.

Should take it up on that tv show.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

**HappyXxx** · 09-19-25 09:21

Originally Posted by KingMaker4 [View Original Post]

All these awesome reviews and great selection to choose from this month. I can probably only make 1 visit this month and want to make it count. I'm in between Mona or Chloe. I would throw Kelly in the mix who is top tier but would like to try someone I've never seen yet. I do love big tits and great face so Mona sounds tempting but so does Chloe with her BBJ skills and overall hotness. I also like a GFE and prefer to end with CIM If you had to pick out of the 2 which would you go with?

Both are great but completely different. Both will give you that girlfriend experience that you like, but Chloe might be a little more affectionate and her blow job is insane, Chloe is also not as Shapley as Mona but still good body (I personally love fucking Chloe) . Mona has an incredible ASS an and some monster tatas and pretty as well. You can't go wrong but with either.

**HappyXxx** · 09-19-25 09:14

Originally Posted by PubEx [View Original Post]

Its not an easy process and still trying to firm up. I will not disclose here location, for a number of reasons.. so PM ONLY if serious

I got your PM man. I responded.

**HappyXxx** · 09-19-25 01:16

Originally Posted by FloridaGringo [View Original Post]

I had to laugh at this one. FYI: I was her first encounter that morning (8:30-10:30) and when I left her she had tapped out exhausted with weak knees. Here is some Chinese philosophy to illustrate.

A typhoon destroys a village, but one building is left barely standing. A boy passing by picks up a pebble and throws it at the building. He smiles with a false sense of accomplishment as the building crumbles to the ground.

As usual, you are 2 steps behind the Gringo (aka the typhoon).

Oh boy! Someone must feel uncomfortable after reading my review at which point then you respond with yours. LOL (Mr. Typhoon) now that's hilarious! I don't doubt that you were with her before I was and I don't think anyone really even cares if you were as we are always going in after someone else unless you go nice and early when they open, But if you think after you leave someone else can't come in and do the same thing and then some then that's pretty funny but good for you man!! With that being said I don't think the Typhoon was as powerful as he thought he was and I don't think it demolished as much as he thought he did being that we went three rounds (her choice) after you left and she was full of energy and literally started our session in the ATM room by the shower then the shower room itself before we could even make it to the room. Just sayin.

Afterwards thought we lost our clothes but realized they were still in the ATM room as I had carried Kelly through the hallway holding her fucking her (channel watching) while finally making to the room where we started our fun.

2 steps behind you. LOL. I don't want to hurt anyone's ego, but way ahead ya Gringo.

No need to call anyone out just because that tiny little Asian girl was ready and excited to see me after you left. LOL.

**StyleNProfile** · 09-18-25 23:45

Originally Posted by RowdyReptile [View Original Post]

(kōng chuand xiǎng dīng dāng): An empty boat clangs.

Literal meaning: "An empty boat clangs. " This is similar to the English idiom, "an empty vessel makes the most noise".

Figurative meaning: Someone with little substance who makes the most noise, or brags the most. This could apply to a man bragging about sexual prowess he doesn't truly possess.

She is making a lot of money convincing these guys that she is in love with them. XD.

**BooBoo24** · 09-18-25 23:29

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

I get all of their WeChat advertising also, but I don't even know how I got my information to begin with. Always thought it was fake.

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

I know a couple of the Japanese girls and the bosses (who are Chinese. LOL) that run Meiji spa in Orlando and Mimi spa in Fort Lauderdale...

Love you dude, but you're gettin' called out (shrug)

**Lebowski69** · 09-18-25 21:48

Originally Posted by Ichithrew [View Original Post]

I was looking to try out a new AMP and saw someone post about jiu jiu in altamonte and was presently surprised by the proximity. Anyone have any good info or rec's for jiu jiu?

No TS hit or miss kind of dingy FS Chinese shop. It's very convenient for me but if I have the time would go to the other big 2-3 places south of town. I would recommend 1/2 hr 200 option not really worth the extra coin for hr. Yrmv.

The dude abides.

**RowdyReptile** · 09-18-25 20:45

Originally Posted by FloridaGringo [View Original Post]

I had to laugh at this one. FYI: I was her first encounter that morning (8:30-10:30) and when I left her she had tapped out exhausted with weak knees. Here is some Chinese philosophy to illustrate.

A typhoon destroys a village, but one building is left barely standing. A boy passing by picks up a pebble and throws it at the building. He smiles with a false sense of accomplishment as the building crumbles to the ground.

As usual, you are 2 steps behind the Gringo (aka the typhoon).

(kōng chuáand xiǎng dīng dāng): An empty boat clangs.

Literal meaning: "An empty boat clangs. " This is similar to the English idiom, "an empty vessel makes the most noise".

Figurative meaning: Someone with little substance who makes the most noise, or brags the most. This could apply to a man bragging about sexual prowess he doesn't truly possess.