Massage Parlor Reports

[ZMan73]

It seems that Lisa is on vacation for a little while. Lily and YuYu are there and they are both gorgeous. Lily's massage has improved a lot. She seems to have built up some muscle. She has a slamming body and is such a sweetheart. YuYu has great massage skills. Very therapeutic and feels great. I left feeling so relaxed. She is a cutey and speaks pretty good english. Standard finish from both girls with some top off or pants down. These girls are great 70 hr.

[Joenova]

I am writing this review while sitting in the parking lot in front of Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT. I just had a 12:30 appointment with Summer. Yesterday I read what I thought was an accurate and honest review by another monger. Unfortunately none of the expectations that I was looking forward to were accurate or honest.

Start off with the phone conversation that I had with Summer at 11:45 AM. There's clearly a language barrier. But at the same time she was extremely rude on the phone again; there's a language barrier that's part of the problem. Quite frankly, she should not be answering the phone. Anyways, I book an appointment for 12:30 PM. I ring the doorbell, waiting approximately 7 minutes from the door. That would be strike number one. Summer answers the door and proceeds to pat me down. Doesn't greet me or ask who I am or who I am here to see.

I asked what seems to be the issue with "Why are you patting me down?" I get no response. Summer stops patting me down, smiles, grabs my hand, and proceeds to walk me to the room. That would be strike number 2!

On the walk to the room, on the way to the room, I see what appears to be drywall, paint, and wood flooring that hasn't been installed yet.

Well sorry to hear you had a lousy time.

That being said, nothing that I reported was a lie or misinformation. I only reported my experience. Perhaps she wasn't into you. Just because you're packing doesn't mean they all want you.

[TheBBCMonger860]

BBCMonger. Enjoyable review but you lost sympathy when you said Tall, Well-Endowed and One Legged Snake. HAHAHA..

Thanks.

I should really create an avoid AMP thread list.

Starting with Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT.

Hopefully bu the time I create the thread Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT will be permanently closed by the town of Woodbridge, CT.

[DaddyMcFatty]

I am writing this review while sitting in the parking lot in front of Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT. I just had a 12:30 appointment with Summer. Yesterday I read what I thought was an accurate and honest review by another monger. Unfortunately none of the expectations that I was looking forward to were accurate or honest.

Start off with the phone conversation that I had with Summer at 11:45 AM. There's clearly a language barrier. But at the same time she was extremely rude on the phone again; there's a language barrier that's part of the problem. Quite frankly, she should not be answering the phone. Anyways, I book an appointment for 12:30 PM. I ring the doorbell, waiting approximately 7 minutes from the door. That would be strike number one. Summer answers the door and proceeds to pat me down. Doesn't greet me or ask who I am or who I am here to see.

I asked what seems to be the issue with "Why are you patting me down?" I get no response. Summer stops patting me down, smiles, grabs my hand, and proceeds to walk me to the room. That would be strike number 2!

On the walk to the room, on the way to the room, I see what appears to be drywall, paint, and wood flooring that hasn't been installed yet.

Finally we get to the room. Summer states a 30-minute message. I reply, "I called you at 12:30, and I booked an appointment for an hour. I get this dead look, like a deer in the headlights staring at me. Again, clearly a language barrier, so I then decide to break out Google Translate. Showed her that I was her 12:30 appointment, and then I'm looking for the hour.

Summer shakes her hand, grabs my phone, and puts in 70. I can't hear the money. I grabbed the phone back, and then I said, "Here's $80; please bring me back my change. Summer comes back, no change. The $10 bill was nowhere in sight. At this point I know exactly where this is headed: to a complete and utter clusterfuck. I pick up my phone; where's my change? In Google Translate, she smacks her head and pretends like she forgot, leaving the room again. Comes back with my $10.00 and apologizes.

Then proceed to ask me to get undressed while she's standing there looking awkward, like she's never seen a tall, dark-skinned Black, well-endowed Black man before. This was awkward; this should have been my sign to leave!

I get undressed and lie on the table. Summer proceeds to grab the oil. There's no blanket, nothing, no pillow to rest my face on. Doesn't even ask how I want the massage and what areas I need massaged. Proceed to pour a massive amount of oil on my back and on my legs. To the point that it was overflowing and landing on the sheets.

I ask Sumer to get a towel and clean some of the oil up; no response. Proceed to start to give a lazy, half-assed massage for the next 35 minutes. During that 35-minute period her phone rang approximately six times. During the 35-minute massage I try to rub her legs away on two different occasions. That, my friends, would be strike number three. At that point I should have gotten up and left.

Summer leaves the room, doesn't say anything, comes back with a hot towel, removes the oil from my back and legs, and then asks me to flip over.

I flip over, and she starts massaging my chest, complimenting me on my arms and legs. Compliments me on the one-legged snake in between my legs. Summer walks over to her desk, grabs the oil, and proceeds to start to rub it on my chest. Reaches down and grabs my dick and starts stroking it with this weak one-handed motion. At this point I'm pissed off to the MAX!
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I asked Summer to take her bra off and her pants off; Summer understood that. Mind you, there was no discussion of any extra compensation. Somewhere to proceed to pull her khaki shorts down no panties definitely some baby damage on the tummy really nice rat at least a C, possibly a D cup. I reach up to touch, and she immediately pulls away. Still has my dick in one hand with this weak motion, and now she has this * face on like I killed her cat or something.

I asked her what the problem was; she didn't say anything. I then grabbed my phone and put in extras. She shakes her head and continues with the weak one-handed HJ. At this point I sit up. I answer my phone. We're all done here. I reached into my pocket, and I gave her $40. The look on her face was priceless.

I get dressed; she leaves the room, tries to come back and offer me a cookie and a water, and I say, "No thanks. " She leaves the room again. I proceed to get photos of the room and the massage table in the ceiling, where the massive duct system is blowing cold air during the whole massage. I get dressed as quickly as possible and put my shoes on. I don't say bye. I brush by her, and I head towards the door, unlocking it, and I walk out.

My fellow mongers I am furious. I am currently sitting in my car writing this review. I normally wait until I get home, process my thoughts, and then submit the review. I've been visiting AMP parlors for the last 20-plus years; this, without question, is the worst experience I have ever had.

Overall I would rate my experience a -5. Summer is attractive. She does have a nice rack, but that attitude, the lack of effort, the disorganization, the language barrier, and the very, very limited service make her a zero!

I normally don't say this, but I sincerely hope that Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT, gets shut down. Quite frankly it's only a matter of time; they're in a plaza where multiple other businesses are with a big green sign that says SPA.

One final thing: I'm sure most of you know this already. I do not advise any of you fellow mongers to listen to non-senior members' reviews because typically they're inaccurate and full of lies.

I have attached photos of the ceiling, the massage table, and the bright green sign as proof that I was there.

Thank you for reading this review.

BBCMonger. Enjoyable review but you lost sympathy when you said Tall, Well-Endowed and One Legged Snake. HAHAHA.

DMF.

[TheBBCMonger860]

I am writing this review while sitting in the parking lot in front of Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT. I just had a 12:30 appointment with Summer. Yesterday I read what I thought was an accurate and honest review by another monger. Unfortunately none of the expectations that I was looking forward to were accurate or honest.

Start off with the phone conversation that I had with Summer at 11:45 AM. There's clearly a language barrier. But at the same time she was extremely rude on the phone again; there's a language barrier that's part of the problem. Quite frankly, she should not be answering the phone. Anyways, I book an appointment for 12:30 PM. I ring the doorbell, waiting approximately 7 minutes from the door. That would be strike number one. Summer answers the door and proceeds to pat me down. Doesn't greet me or ask who I am or who I am here to see.

I asked what seems to be the issue with "Why are you patting me down?" I get no response. Summer stops patting me down, smiles, grabs my hand, and proceeds to walk me to the room. That would be strike number 2!

On the walk to the room, on the way to the room, I see what appears to be drywall, paint, and wood flooring that hasn't been installed yet.

Finally we get to the room. Summer states a 30-minute message. I reply, "I called you at 12:30, and I booked an appointment for an hour. I get this dead look, like a deer in the headlights staring at me. Again, clearly a language barrier, so I then decide to break out Google Translate. Showed her that I was her 12:30 appointment, and then I'm looking for the hour.

Summer shakes her hand, grabs my phone, and puts in 70. I can't hear the money. I grabbed the phone back, and then I said, "Here's $80; please bring me back my change. Summer comes back, no change. The $10 bill was nowhere in sight. At this point I know exactly where this is headed: to a complete and utter clusterfuck. I pick up my phone; where's my change? In Google Translate, she smacks her head and pretends like she forgot, leaving the room again. Comes back with my $10.00 and apologizes.

Then proceed to ask me to get undressed while she's standing there looking awkward, like she's never seen a tall, dark-skinned Black, well-endowed Black man before. This was awkward; this should have been my sign to leave!

I get undressed and lie on the table. Summer proceeds to grab the oil. There's no blanket, nothing, no pillow to rest my face on. Doesn't even ask how I want the massage and what areas I need massaged. Proceed to pour a massive amount of oil on my back and on my legs. To the point that it was overflowing and landing on the sheets.

I ask Sumer to get a towel and clean some of the oil up; no response. Proceed to start to give a lazy, half-assed massage for the next 35 minutes. During that 35-minute period her phone rang approximately six times. During the 35-minute massage I try to rub her legs away on two different occasions. That, my friends, would be strike number three. At that point I should have gotten up and left.

Summer leaves the room, doesn't say anything, comes back with a hot towel, removes the oil from my back and legs, and then asks me to flip over.

I flip over, and she starts massaging my chest, complimenting me on my arms and legs. Compliments me on the one-legged snake in between my legs. Summer walks over to her desk, grabs the oil, and proceeds to start to rub it on my chest. Reaches down and grabs my dick and starts stroking it with this weak one-handed motion. At this point I'm pissed off to the MAX!

I asked Summer to take her bra off and her pants off; Summer understood that. Mind you, there was no discussion of any extra compensation. Somewhere to proceed to pull her khaki shorts down no panties definitely some baby damage on the tummy really nice rat at least a C, possibly a D cup. I reach up to touch, and she immediately pulls away. Still has my dick in one hand with this weak motion, and now she has this * face on like I killed her cat or something.

I asked her what the problem was; she didn't say anything. I then grabbed my phone and put in extras. She shakes her head and continues with the weak one-handed HJ. At this point I sit up. I answer my phone. We're all done here. I reached into my pocket, and I gave her $40. The look on her face was priceless.

I get dressed; she leaves the room, tries to come back and offer me a cookie and a water, and I say, "No thanks. " She leaves the room again. I proceed to get photos of the room and the massage table in the ceiling, where the massive duct system is blowing cold air during the whole massage. I get dressed as quickly as possible and put my shoes on. I don't say bye. I brush by her, and I head towards the door, unlocking it, and I walk out.

My fellow mongers I am furious. I am currently sitting in my car writing this review. I normally wait until I get home, process my thoughts, and then submit the review. I've been visiting AMP parlors for the last 20-plus years; this, without question, is the worst experience I have ever had.

Overall I would rate my experience a -5. Summer is attractive. She does have a nice rack, but that attitude, the lack of effort, the disorganization, the language barrier, and the very, very limited service make her a zero!

I normally don't say this, but I sincerely hope that Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT, gets shut down. Quite frankly it's only a matter of time; they're in a plaza where multiple other businesses are with a big green sign that says SPA.

One final thing: I'm sure most of you know this already. I do not advise any of you fellow mongers to listen to non-senior members' reviews because typically they're inaccurate and full of lies.

I have attached photos of the ceiling, the massage table, and the bright green sign as proof that I was there.

Thank you for reading this review.

[TheBBCMonger860]

Their site is wayyy too obvious. Wouldn't be surprised if the place doesn't last long. I doubt Woodbridge cops have anything better to do with their time.

Good riddance I sincerely hope it does get shut down. I just left she's extremely unprofessional smacked my hands away no extras are available.

Detailed review on Smmer at Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge CT coming shortly!

[RegalFreeman]

So I made it to the new place a couple weeks ago on Amity Rd.

The place is all new and very clean. Was met by Summer who was cute with a decent body. She was probably about 40. Proceeded to pay 50 for the half, got undressed and laid down. I asked for a soft massage to see what would happen. After a few minutes she was grazing my balls, so I took that as a cue to start touching her legs which she was fine with. I made my way up her legs under her short and found she was not wearing panties. I played with her pussy a little then she asked me to flip. After the flip I motioned that I wanted to eat her pussy. She was happy to oblige and never mentioned any tip. I ate her out for awhile definitely going over my time. Later she gave me a HJ. Was a good time and left a hundred tip.

Made my way back the following week and had Summer once again. Same lead up, but after eating her pussy for 5 minutes she pulled me up to her missionary style and allowed me to fuck her bare. She later said she never does that, not sure if that's true or not, but I came deep inside. I left 120, as that was all I had.

Their site is wayyy too obvious. Wouldn't be surprised if the place doesn't last long. I doubt Woodbridge cops have anything better to do with their time.

[ConcreteJungle]

She later said she never does that, not sure if that's true or not

Maury Povich voice: the lie detector detemined that was a lie.

[TheBBCMonger860]

So I made it to the new place a couple weeks ago on Amity Rd.

The place is all new and very clean. Was met by Summer who was cute with a decent body. She was probably about 40. Proceeded to pay 50 for the half, got undressed and laid down. I asked for a soft massage to see what would happen. After a few minutes she was grazing my balls, so I took that as a cue to start touching her legs which she was fine with. I made my way up her legs under her short and found she was not wearing panties. I played with her pussy a little then she asked me to flip. After the flip I motioned that I wanted to eat her pussy. She was happy to oblige and never mentioned any tip. I ate her out for awhile definitely going over my time. Later she gave me a HJ. Was a good time and left a hundred tip.

Made my way back the following week and had Summer once again. Same lead up, but after eating her pussy for 5 minutes she pulled me up to her missionary style and allowed me to fuck her bare. She later said she never does that, not sure if that's true or not, but I came deep inside. I left 120, as that was all I had.

Great review! Will be checking out Summer at.

Sunshine Spa Tomorrow morning or early afternoon. I haven't checked at the New Haven AMP scene yet so this will be a first!

Thanks again will report back.

[Joenova]

So I made it to the new place a couple weeks ago on Amity Rd.

The place is all new and very clean. Was met by Summer who was cute with a decent body. She was probably about 40. Proceeded to pay 50 for the half, got undressed and laid down. I asked for a soft massage to see what would happen. After a few minutes she was grazing my balls, so I took that as a cue to start touching her legs which she was fine with. I made my way up her legs under her short and found she was not wearing panties. I played with her pussy a little then she asked me to flip. After the flip I motioned that I wanted to eat her pussy. She was happy to oblige and never mentioned any tip. I ate her out for awhile definitely going over my time. Later she gave me a HJ. Was a good time and left a hundred tip.

Made my way back the following week and had Summer once again. Same lead up, but after eating her pussy for 5 minutes she pulled me up to her missionary style and allowed me to fuck her bare. She later said she never does that, not sure if that's true or not, but I came deep inside. I left 120, as that was all I had.

[TwoShaftinDusk]

The place was older than I thought. I bit run down and no TS which I usually prefer. Easy to make appointments either call or text. I requested Lucy but got Linny. The mm that took the house $ was prettier but she wasn't an option. Linny came in kind of shy but decent massage technique. I tried the leg rub and she jumped away so I thought nothing else would happen. Then after the oil, Hot towel and dry down she got down to business. BBBJ was very well performed but she couldn't do anything else bc it was that time of month. She needs some coaching but I will probably return.

[TheBBCMonger860]

It's been a while since I came and got lucky with a real spinner. When I entered, mms greeted me warmly with hugs, saying it's been too long. I asked for a line up but she told me that a new girl came and really pretty and young, she was saying to trust her, so I did. Mms took me to a room and I got undressed and a soon came in Cherry. She was pretty tall for a Korean girl, and she was really young, when I asked her age, she said she was 22 and by the looks of her, I believe her. This is the first time I believed someone's age that worked in these industry. First she took me to the ts and did some thorough cleaning on me, but not much of teasing though. Although, when I touched her ass, she didn't flinch, so that was good news. Opted out of the sauna, such a waste of time, we went back to the room for some massage, very slight teasing on the balls, but again, when I touched her ass from time to time, she didn't back away. On the flip, gave tip, and she dress came off. Really nice body, petite waste, C cup, nice round ass, and really tight skin. With her pretty face, I started to remember how this was the way it used to be long ago here. Cherry started to rub her boobs against me with light kisses, then rubbed her boobs on my shaft while playing with my balls, so I asked if I can see her kitty, and she got on top and did a 69. I got to taste it and it was fresh and smelled really clean. She was giving me a really nice head and I was giving her a really nice slurp also. She was moaning and when I put my finger slightly inside her she made a louder moan and I could tell it was wet and tight and that got me more excited while she was giving me a BJ. Felt like I was about to finish so had to tap or to change. So did some DATY to cool down while keeping her hot, and after a while went into Mish, cg and finished with ds. Sadly, I didn't last too long with her. But since we had time left I got to lie with her while chatting and constantly touching her until time ended. Definitely coming back for her soon before she leaves.

Great review. Does anybody know is Cherry still there? I'm thinking about making the trip down to New Haven today.

[TheBBCMonger860]

Reports indicate the place is closed.

Thanks for the information.

[Kimbsl1998]

Hey, does anyone know if cookie is still at H and M? I really do like thicker Asian women with big knockers. I also heard cookie gives a great rim job I'm in Hartford and I don't feel like going all the way up there if she's not there.

So any information would be appreciated.

Reports indicate the place is closed.

[TheBBCMonger860]

Hey, does anyone know if cookie is still at H and M? I really do like thicker Asian women with big knockers. I also heard cookie gives a great rim job I'm in Hartford and I don't feel like going all the way up there if she's not there.

So any information would be appreciated.