Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Keye33** · 08-19-25 19:40

Originally Posted by Logan5595 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one?

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872927655.html

Supposed to be Yimi but ended up with Sasa (details below).

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...874698826.html

Donation - $70+150 FS.

Texted for an appt w / Yimi and the PO was pretty fast to respond. They are located a couple blocks of my favorite. Peaches Spa, so not really Ala Moana. The spot is a tiny looking house. The Mama took house fee and led me to a room. Measured about 10 x4. It was super tiny it only had enough room for a bed and a small dresser.

Provider walked in and I'd describe her as an older MILF type. Room was really dim. Looks to be about upper 40's-lower 50's, saggy man-made C's, tats on her breast. Friendly smile, but you could see that she wasn't young. It was my first time here, so I figured they just used fake pics for Yimi. It turns out the provider I'm sessioning with was named Sasa. Maybe I should've asked if there was a younger / different girl, but that felt mean. Besides I was in the TOFTT kinda mood.

Massage was ok, not weak or lame. Started from neck and worked down to back and then legs. Came back and wiped me down with a wet towel (note it wasn't hot / warm. It felt like it was literally a cloth rinsed from the sink). Had me turn over and rubbed my legs some more. Asked if I wanted HJ (hand motion bc she only spoke Mandarin. Barely any English). I motioned for FS, she said yes. When asked how much, she said $$. I countered with $. 5 which she accepted. In hindsight, I probably might've been able to get away with $. 3, but I'm TOFTT so all good. She disrobes, starts with CBJ and then quickly mounts for CG. She gets tired after about a couple min, so she lies down and we go MS. Since it was a bit cramped on the bed, I had her stand up, and I got in some FIV. Kissing didn't seem on the menu. Turned her around for standing DG + FOV. Busted and finished. In all, about 20 min for massage + 10 min for play. It looked like they had a shower, but it wasn't offered. I texted afterward to ask if they had other girls, and the PO texted me a photo of a girl similar in the ad saying new girl Yimi. I should've asked about her to begin with, but that's what TOFTT is about.

F - 6. 5.

B - 6. 5.

S - 7. 5.

A - 8.

Repeat? - not likely.

Final thoughts. I'm tempted to try Yimi to see if she's a hidden gem. But on the flip side, I could pay $200 for HH at Pali and guarantee have a decent provider at a decent location. If this place serviced me for say 45 min, then that's much more likely I'd return. So if I get disposable funds, maybe I'll try again, but for a HH session, the smart money for now is to stick with reputable orgs. As I'm typing this, I suppose it's my fault for not lasting longer. At no point did Sasa try to rush me, so there's that. Overall, the location / org gives low-frills vibes so it may be worth it if you can last long time and get say 45-60 min for $$. 2 total. Would love to get others thoughts.

**Guapo Marx** · 08-17-25 03:10

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...874211863.html
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

She looks great. It's a real pic? I couldn't find her social media and therefore no casual pics, license info, dead end on the phone. Just wanted to see if she's married, kids, and where she lives, who else in the business she has connections. If I could get to know her better before visiting it makes me more comfortable.

**WetAndWild** · 08-16-25 23:58

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...874211863.html
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

Uncle, your inbox is full and can't receive any new messages.

**Samurai808** · 08-16-25 21:03

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...874211863.html
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Uncle hasn't seen Auntie Vanessa in years, going to be good to reconnect now that she is in downtown and hopefully she stays a while. YMMV on this one, but this is Uncle's favorite cabernet/shiraz, full bodied, earthy tones with a some peppery notes from the shiraz, always vibed with this one from the start. Treat her well.

**DeeJohn808** · 08-15-25 22:52

What was your damage? She quoted me 120 for an hour massage, not including tip, so I passed.

Originally Posted by GrateFu [View Original Post]

Saw this one during her last visit. She's super chill and around 45 ish. She was good with early morning so I got there about 6 in the morning. Started a nice semi therapeutic / semi sensual nuru (oil though) massage and I started fiv. She got super wet and started verbally responding. She asked if I could get on top and massage her. Ofc and then I started penetrating her and we had a lot of fun. She wouldn't let me quit until she was exhausted though LOL. Repeatable for sure. Didn't talk about money at all. L-5 S-9 A-9.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872052417.html

**TheThinker808** · 08-13-25 00:48

Anyone try her?

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/search/oah/bts#search=2~thumb~12~p7871083419

**Xyz808** · 08-12-25 11:34

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Uncle hasn't seen Auntie Vanessa in years, going to be good to reconnect now that she is in downtown and hopefully she stays a while. YMMV on this one, but this is Uncle's favorite cabernet/shiraz, full bodied, earthy tones with a some peppery notes from the shiraz, always vibed with this one from the start. Treat her well.https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872279828.html

Tried seeing her the other week but our schedules didn't line up. Did she slim down? Or is that photo photoshopped?

**Samurai808** · 08-12-25 02:45

Uncle hasn't seen Auntie Vanessa in years, going to be good to reconnect now that she is in downtown and hopefully she stays a while. YMMV on this one, but this is Uncle's favorite cabernet/shiraz, full bodied, earthy tones with a some peppery notes from the shiraz, always vibed with this one from the start. Treat her well.
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872279828.html

**Logan 5595** · 08-11-25 22:26

Any info on this one?

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872927655.html

**Mills2424** · 08-10-25 18:47

Doesn't look like the picture and on the bigger side, save your money. https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872664939.html#search=1.[URL].

**GrateFu** · 08-10-25 12:27

Originally Posted by Jellox2 [View Original Post]

Does she share the same room as kylie?

South King Street location. Not sure which place Kylie works at, so sorry don't know.

**Jellox2** · 08-09-25 21:50

Originally Posted by GrateFu [View Original Post]

Saw this one during her last visit. She's super chill and around 45 ish. She was good with early morning so I got there about 6 in the morning. Started a nice semi therapeutic / semi sensual nuru (oil though) massage and I started fiv. She got super wet and started verbally responding. She asked if I could get on top and massage her. Ofc and then I started penetrating her and we had a lot of fun. She wouldn't let me quit until she was exhausted though LOL. Repeatable for sure. Didn't talk about money at all. L-5 S-9 A-9.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872052417.html

Does she share the same room as kylie?

**GrateFu** · 08-09-25 18:38

Originally Posted by WhisperingEye [View Original Post]

My only question is what's her mix? Assuming the pic is semi real is she Southeast Asian? Pic looks Polynesian to me. LOL.

I think she's Filipino.

**WhisperingEye** · 08-09-25 17:28

Originally Posted by GrateFu [View Original Post]

Saw this one during her last visit. She's super chill and around 45 ish. She was good with early morning so I got there about 6 in the morning. Started a nice semi therapeutic / semi sensual nuru (oil though) massage and I started fiv. She got super wet and started verbally responding. She asked if I could get on top and massage her. Ofc and then I started penetrating her and we had a lot of fun. She wouldn't let me quit until she was exhausted though LOL. Repeatable for sure. Didn't talk about money at all. L-5 S-9 A-9.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872052417.html

My only question is what's her mix? Assuming the pic is semi real is she Southeast Asian? Pic looks Polynesian to me. LOL.

**GrateFu** · 08-09-25 16:46

Saw this one during her last visit. She's super chill and around 45 ish. She was good with early morning so I got there about 6 in the morning. Started a nice semi therapeutic / semi sensual nuru (oil though) massage and I started fiv. She got super wet and started verbally responding. She asked if I could get on top and massage her. Ofc and then I started penetrating her and we had a lot of fun. She wouldn't let me quit until she was exhausted though LOL. Repeatable for sure. Didn't talk about money at all. L-5 S-9 A-9.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872052417.html