Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**WetAndWild** · 08-16-25 23:58

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...874211863.html
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

Uncle, your inbox is full and can't receive any new messages.

**Samurai808** · 08-16-25 21:03

Having lost a few good ones due to Hawaii's rising costs this past year, Uncle's been trying to find worthy successors. Looks like someone watching over Uncle, as the journey is over for now. Uncle got to reconnect with Auntie V over the weekend and it was like simply continuing a conversation that had never really ended, everything same, same. . .

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...874211863.html
Cannot say she is for everyone, but works for Uncle. #YMMV #Versace on the Floor.

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Uncle hasn't seen Auntie Vanessa in years, going to be good to reconnect now that she is in downtown and hopefully she stays a while. YMMV on this one, but this is Uncle's favorite cabernet/shiraz, full bodied, earthy tones with a some peppery notes from the shiraz, always vibed with this one from the start. Treat her well.

**DeeJohn808** · 08-15-25 22:52

What was your damage? She quoted me 120 for an hour massage, not including tip, so I passed.

Originally Posted by GrateFu [View Original Post]

Saw this one during her last visit. She's super chill and around 45 ish. She was good with early morning so I got there about 6 in the morning. Started a nice semi therapeutic / semi sensual nuru (oil though) massage and I started fiv. She got super wet and started verbally responding. She asked if I could get on top and massage her. Ofc and then I started penetrating her and we had a lot of fun. She wouldn't let me quit until she was exhausted though LOL. Repeatable for sure. Didn't talk about money at all. L-5 S-9 A-9.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872052417.html

**TheThinker808** · 08-13-25 00:48

Anyone try her?

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/search/oah/bts#search=2~thumb~12~p7871083419

**Xyz808** · 08-12-25 11:34

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Uncle hasn't seen Auntie Vanessa in years, going to be good to reconnect now that she is in downtown and hopefully she stays a while. YMMV on this one, but this is Uncle's favorite cabernet/shiraz, full bodied, earthy tones with a some peppery notes from the shiraz, always vibed with this one from the start. Treat her well.https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872279828.html

Tried seeing her the other week but our schedules didn't line up. Did she slim down? Or is that photo photoshopped?

**Samurai808** · 08-12-25 02:45

Uncle hasn't seen Auntie Vanessa in years, going to be good to reconnect now that she is in downtown and hopefully she stays a while. YMMV on this one, but this is Uncle's favorite cabernet/shiraz, full bodied, earthy tones with a some peppery notes from the shiraz, always vibed with this one from the start. Treat her well.
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872279828.html

**Logan 5595** · 08-11-25 22:26

Any info on this one?

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872927655.html

**Mills2424** · 08-10-25 18:47

Doesn't look like the picture and on the bigger side, save your money. https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872664939.html#search=1.[URL].

**GrateFu** · 08-10-25 12:27

Originally Posted by Jellox2 [View Original Post]

Does she share the same room as kylie?

South King Street location. Not sure which place Kylie works at, so sorry don't know.

**Jellox2** · 08-09-25 21:50

Originally Posted by GrateFu [View Original Post]

Saw this one during her last visit. She's super chill and around 45 ish. She was good with early morning so I got there about 6 in the morning. Started a nice semi therapeutic / semi sensual nuru (oil though) massage and I started fiv. She got super wet and started verbally responding. She asked if I could get on top and massage her. Ofc and then I started penetrating her and we had a lot of fun. She wouldn't let me quit until she was exhausted though LOL. Repeatable for sure. Didn't talk about money at all. L-5 S-9 A-9.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872052417.html

Does she share the same room as kylie?

**GrateFu** · 08-09-25 18:38

Originally Posted by WhisperingEye [View Original Post]

My only question is what's her mix? Assuming the pic is semi real is she Southeast Asian? Pic looks Polynesian to me. LOL.

I think she's Filipino.

**WhisperingEye** · 08-09-25 17:28

Originally Posted by GrateFu [View Original Post]

Saw this one during her last visit. She's super chill and around 45 ish. She was good with early morning so I got there about 6 in the morning. Started a nice semi therapeutic / semi sensual nuru (oil though) massage and I started fiv. She got super wet and started verbally responding. She asked if I could get on top and massage her. Ofc and then I started penetrating her and we had a lot of fun. She wouldn't let me quit until she was exhausted though LOL. Repeatable for sure. Didn't talk about money at all. L-5 S-9 A-9.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872052417.html

My only question is what's her mix? Assuming the pic is semi real is she Southeast Asian? Pic looks Polynesian to me. LOL.

**GrateFu** · 08-09-25 16:46

Saw this one during her last visit. She's super chill and around 45 ish. She was good with early morning so I got there about 6 in the morning. Started a nice semi therapeutic / semi sensual nuru (oil though) massage and I started fiv. She got super wet and started verbally responding. She asked if I could get on top and massage her. Ofc and then I started penetrating her and we had a lot of fun. She wouldn't let me quit until she was exhausted though LOL. Repeatable for sure. Didn't talk about money at all. L-5 S-9 A-9.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872052417.html

**Samurai808** · 08-09-25 06:37

Cost of Dining in Hawai'I was up 31.6%, Oct 2024. . . Had to put things in perspective.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DNGwKg5SkSv/?img_index=1

So Uncle decide, just sticking with the Kewpie and not cost cutting to Miracle Whip. #YOLO

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Uncle being the discriminating connoisseur of the craft, and with Thai prices peaking over two bills for 90 minutes deep tissue & stretching, beginning to find no exceptional value and just disappointment. So, Uncle now moving on to give the Chinese providers a try, as if they're good Uncle always looking for one for weekly maintenance.

Uncle tried Jasmine / Momo and she's a good contender, as she is very strong, just be warned, typical Chinese customer service, so treat her wrong and she will bite you. . . Uncle pass that stage and she is just the sweetest thing to Uncle.
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...870482053.html

Uncle wondering how's Muxi? How's her deep tissue skills? Just that the location is convenient over CC.
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...869912591.html

**Samurai808** · 08-09-25 06:13

Whah this one got Uncle's kukubird jumping. . . So chio bu.
https://honolulu.mojovillage.com/ser...79-2499_400776
Sorry not on CL, but just had to mention along with the others.

Niece Lydia, also good, so strong, Uncle tap out a few times, she tell Uncle "You need to relax", with that sinister smile. First time Niece Lydia shy, but now only good vibes.
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...872193393.html

And cannot forget about Niece Jenny, this one looks so atas.

Originally Posted by Samurai808 [View Original Post]

Wow, is this the same Jenny that was advertising on Mojo, she should have used this pic from the beginning, looking mighty, mighty fine now. . .
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...871369133.html#search=1.