Massage Parlor Reports

[The Banger]

Took the visit, going to add detail bc why not just post it here?

Hhr was 50, hr was 70. Standard 60 tip. CBJ 140. Massage was ok. It's next to a bar BTW.

140 for a CBJ? Did you buy? I guess inflation might be hitting harder in Madison seeing how it's the capital city?

Believe me you can still get CFS for 140 around and about.

Or guys are just paying it? Seems high to me. Maybe 140 for a BBBJ CIM with a nude beautiful girl, while you perform 69?

I really don't like anything covered but especially a BJ.

When they ask prices like that I refuse on principal. That's the only way to get this inflation under control just to stop buying at those prices.

This is probably why they all want 200 for CFS, at least to start with.

[Jorcore]

First went to try out the newish Kim Spa, but the parking lot looked awkwardly full for a weekend. Are why'all holding out?

Made my way West to Apple. Drew Kiki on walk in. She had a cute little personality and was at least under 40.5 minutes in and one of you jacks walks in and requests her. I got the old switcheroo with someone 40+ named Coco. Massage was definitely a down grade.

Tease and flip. No L3 on the menu. L2 or Touch below $100, both $120. What in the hell. L1 $60 with nice fake tatas out, pointy nips for those who like them.

Was a little annoyed, so I made sure I got my change for the house back at the end.

I probably shouldn't have rolled over so easily.

[Just Aguy]

Stayed overnight in Madison last night. While I was checking out the area, I found Sarah's. Literally about a 1 minute walk from my hotel.

Went in to meet who I can only assume is Sarah.

Offered hh 50, fh 70.

She asked me if I like it hard or medium. I chose hard. While the massage was good I would call it medium. I usually tell the massage therapist to try their best to hurt me. LOL.

On the flip the massage continued until she asked if the "area" between my legs needed attention. I said yes and she proceeded to give me a HJ. I asked for BJ and she said no.

After the finish she did some stretching which I sorely needed.

After I got dressed I gave her 30 tip. She said the HJ was 40 and I said I didn't have any more. Not sure how I would have known the HJ was 40. She was fine with 30 and asked me to remember for next time.

Bottom line: If you're not looking for anything beyond a HJ and a good massage, I'd recommend Sarah's Magic Massage.

[CGS480]

Over the years, that place has been so hot and cold. They'll turn on the charm to get the good reviews up then back to shorting you on time and farting next to your head. And, being next to the bar is weird. If I were choosing I'd go to Geisha House over 7 Day typically. Maybe I'll venture out though.

I'll be honest, I won't return based off my visit.

[TJ321]

Took the visit, going to add detail bc why not just post it here?

Hhr was 50, hr was 70. Standard 60 tip. CBJ 140. Massage was ok. It's next to a bar BTW.

Over the years, that place has been so hot and cold. They'll turn on the charm to get the good reviews up then back to shorting you on time and farting next to your head. And, being next to the bar is weird. If I were choosing I'd go to Geisha House over 7 Day typically. Maybe I'll venture out though.

[CGS480]

Younger talent here fellas. PM me if you like. Full menu is decent.

Took the visit, going to add detail bc why not just post it here?

Hhr was 50, hr was 70. Standard 60 tip. CBJ 140. Massage was ok. It's next to a bar BTW.

[PackerBacker4]

Younger talent here fellas. PM me if you like. Full menu is decent.

[Sinlover]

So. You got a link? How to contact her?

https://tryst.link/massage/devondahl

[LoveBoydodo]

The only thing close to a great nuru in Wisconsin I found is Devon Dahl. She lived in Florida and now lives around Milwaukee. Amazing massage experience and she's super easy on the eyes. Latina but really fair skin.

So. You got a link? How to contact her?

[TheWinks]

Any info?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...y/855403196291

[Tme2316]

Do they do actual massages? What about Nuru? Or do you recommend somewhere else for those? Always wanted one, but never had one.

I appreciate the advice.

The only thing close to a great nuru in Wisconsin I found is Devon Dahl. She lived in Florida and now lives around Milwaukee. Amazing massage experience and she's super easy on the eyes. Latina but really fair skin.

[Sanctimonious6]

As already mentioned, I don't think there is a place in WI where you can get a true Nuru. For the places listed, CBJ / CFS is standard plus whatever else you can get via more $.

I will warn that old and / or fat is far more common than 30 ish / fit.

WI is not great for AAMPs; You can get much better ladies for the same price in other states.

-ND.

Sometimes you can get a passable massage at an AMP, better than a "light body rub" but never as good as a professional CMT. They will often ask if you want hard, medium or soft, and some guys seem to think asking for soft is a cue that you want extras, but they are wrong. Extras and massage pressure are unrelated. Ask for hard or medium, and you'll get a massage with some pressure. That doesn't mean it will feel good. It might even hurt, with elbows digging right into your spine. But it won't just be a slathering of oil onto your skin.

[NoDamage]

They might give you a light, half assed rubdown but you aren't going to get a good massage or Nuru generally. Especially in the apartments, they are escorts full stop. The AMPs is where the "massage" tends to happen but again, its just a light rubdown.

Do they do actual massages? What about Nuru? Or do you recommend somewhere else for those? Always wanted one, but never had one.

I appreciate the advice.

As already mentioned, I don't think there is a place in WI where you can get a true Nuru. For the places listed, CBJ / CFS is standard plus whatever else you can get via more $.

I will warn that old and / or fat is far more common than 30 ish / fit.

WI is not great for AAMPs; You can get much better ladies for the same price in other states.

-ND.

[SitNud]

Do they do actual massages? What about Nuru? Or do you recommend somewhere else for those? Always wanted one, but never had one.

I appreciate the advice.

They might give you a light, half assed rubdown but you aren't going to get a good massage or Nuru generally. Especially in the apartments, they are escorts full stop. The AMPs is where the "massage" tends to happen but again, its just a light rubdown.

[MrjVille79]

They are legit. Quality of the workers is all over place the howeve

So they do actual massages? Do they do Nuru? Or do you recommend somewhere else for that? Never had one, but always wanted one.
I appreciate the advice.
Current locations -.

1. Apartment near park st.

2. Apartment near rimrock rd.

3. Hotel near east towne mall.

Might be a 30's somewhat fit Asian, might be an old fatty. No way to know ahead of time unless someone posts a very recent review, as they rotate quickly.

Extras vary from none to BBFSCIP, depending on the worker.

-ND.

Do they do actual massages? What about Nuru? Or do you recommend somewhere else for those? Always wanted one, but never had one.

I appreciate the advice.