Massage Parlor Reports

[GreenMachine]

NE Fourth Plain. Happy massage.

Mickey is a cute girl and gives what is genuinely the best BBBJ of my life. Mickey is a real pleaser. She's sweet, sincere, nice authentic smile, She doesn't smoke but she has a smoker's voice, which is very sexy. A sexy toned body, and really nice tits. But what stands out is her blowjob, slow and hands free with serious suction, and this preternatural sense of where her tongue needs to be.

After of continuous fucking in many positions (ACG, RCG, K9, Standing MISH. Against the wall MISH, shit everything I could think of), I told her I wanted to finish with TUMA and then BBJTCIM. She was wonderful at TUMA, then She quickly pulled the cover off and we 69 until we both finished, she eagerly sucked every drop of cum from my balls, She was the best fuck and suck I have ever had. I highly recommend Mickey, she is a GFE, eager to please, sexy babe. I also saw the young and beautiful Jessica. You will not be disappointed, more than worth the money. I will be back if I am in the area again.

[VanMan2023]

I have a bit of an unusual post. I sometimes see posts where someone says they walked in, saw a granny, and left. Some of us prefer a mature woman but rarely do we see a review. Some of you must be visiting the older providers otherwise they would not stay in business. I would love to see reviews from people that had a great time with 40+ providers. Or even 50+. I am sure there are some out there providing a great service. I had a very nice massage and much more from someone named Amy that was likely 40+ a couple of years ago. I wish I had accepted her phone number. I would visit her again if I knew where she is now.

I'm older so I like older gals too. I have been seeing Anna at Lucky Massage way up 99. She gives an excellent massage with BJ or HJ finish.

[AllDamnDay]

New (ish) to the area, I live downtown and go to see the sun often. Seems like a high turnover with MTs there. I like to develope a relationship with my girl and looking for an ATF if you will. Any recommendations on a place with a slower turnover rate?

[SilverGhost360]

She was on her period and you dove into 69?

😆 🤣 😂 My thoughts exactly.

But blood doesn't bug me.

[Pdx503]

She was on her period and you dove into 69?

She kept her panties and pad on. I worked around it all. I don't mind a bloody clit or pussy but didn't push it this time.

For a older gal, she has a nice tight body.

[BartOCavanaugh]

Make a drive out to visit Candy at Venus. She was on her period so I almost walked but she convinced me to stay for BBBJ. Paid. 5 for the half hour. She got undressed down to her panties. BBBJ at the table side and then to 69. Blasted CIM and she cleaned us up and got towels.

Finished with a massage and she has some of the strongest hands in the business. 40's and tight little, fit body with firm man made c's. Tipped $ on the way out so 1. 5 all in.

Its always nice to see her but there are so many hotter younger options around now.

She was on her period and you dove into 69?

[Pdx503]

Make a drive out to visit Candy at Venus. She was on her period so I almost walked but she convinced me to stay for BBBJ. Paid. 5 for the half hour. She got undressed down to her panties. BBBJ at the table side and then to 69. Blasted CIM and she cleaned us up and got towels.

Finished with a massage and she has some of the strongest hands in the business. 40's and tight little, fit body with firm man made c's. Tipped $ on the way out so 1. 5 all in.

Its always nice to see her but there are so many hotter younger options around now.

[SilverGhost360]

I have a bit of an unusual post. I sometimes see posts where someone says they walked in, saw a granny, and left. Some of us prefer a mature woman but rarely do we see a review. Some of you must be visiting the older providers otherwise they would not stay in business. I would love to see reviews from people that had a great time with 40+ providers. Or even 50+. I am sure there are some out there providing a great service. I had a very nice massage and much more from someone named Amy that was likely 40+ a couple of years ago. I wish I had accepted her phone number. I would visit her again if I knew where she is now.

Take 2.

Had a reply here yesterday. Got logged out and list it.

Yan Massage on Mill Plain. Every time I go there, it has been aunties. No haggle HJ. Never pushed beyond that.

Couple weeks ago, a new face; Linda. Can not verify age. Has a look that makes me believe she is older than me. But her skin looks and feels much younger. As she brushes my rear a few times, a stretch and push my butt unto it. She starts to tease more. Decided to do something different. Get up on my hands and knees to stretch my back. She starts to tickle and tease my sphincter and pecker more aggressively. I lay down and she tells me to get back up. Of coarse I ablige. The tickling and teasing increased. This massage became the best non-intercoarse sex act I have ever received.

This happened a few weeks back. Been trying to cut this expensive habit out. Now? Dang it's difficult not go take another look.

[SilverGhost360]

Have you seen either of them? I got those same names texting the shop, but have not seen any reviews on either. I have some free time coming up and am trying to decide between visiting Happy or making the trip to Baoju.

It's been a long three months since my last AMP. Thinking about getting a gym membership just for the shower. Wife just does not leave the house.

🤣 🤣 🤣.

So. Before I was messing around in the AMP game, I was a hard core gym rat. Absolutely massive. Now just fat. Had some physical issues and had to drop out. Now we are post-surgery. Trying to get back into it, but ita been difficult with additional health issues. A few nights after work last summer. I would speed through or cut my workout short to get a massage. In other words; not a bad idea. Just get wifey seasoned with how much time away and cut the workout short.

[DosedAgn]

Swung in for an hour and met Lena from LA. Standard 50/70. No table shower. She said they've been slow. No parking, store front on 4th plain. Previously texted me a picture and surprisingly it was the same person in the picture working.

Short, late 30's early 40's. Great natural tits, D or better. Better English than most AMPs.

15 minute mediocre massage before flip. Negotiated full meal. She asked for 200, I told her too much and pointed to table where I had laid out 150.

Lfk, daty, dato (on her), BBBJ to start things off. Trimmed, tight pussy. She was very much not into it. Finished in mish to get it over with. Wish I had just given her a surprise during BJ. Shorted 20 mins, but didn't care.

She went for another 5 minutes of massage. Best part was the AC between my legs. She leaves at end of the month.

Massage 3/10.

Face 6/10.

Tits 9/10.

Menu 7/10.

Location 3/10.

I'd return if I was hard up, but there's better options.

[DosedAgn]

Any recent reports here? They kept shorting me in the past so I haven't gone in a while. They usually have hot talent ND I'm tempted to return.

[OneOne9]

Lisa greeted me at Sun Bright she is a very tiny attractive for her age lady. She was busy so I moved on.

Recently I returned for a massage with Lisa. To my surprise when I asked to shower first she said they have a table shower. TS was not bad but didn't leave too much time for what I would consider an average massage. I will return and go for 60 minutes next time. Nothing extra was offered.

[Pdx503]

LOL but its ok for them to waste our time with fake pics and fake / shill reviews.

Haha Good point. To be fair, they were more upset I made them get off their ass or out of bed or whatever they were doing to come out and do the dog and pony show for me. I can see why they would be pissed. But I'm not staying and paying for some fat ugly.

[OneOne9]

I have reconned places where they remember me from previous recon visits. I have been yelled at for wasting their time, I think it was a maple couple places on 4th plain. Some places just have the one regular that never rotates out.

I did stop into Maple last night to check out the talent. One short ugly fatty and another not so great looker. I asked how often they get new girls and they gave the standard each month answer. Needless to say I didn't stay.

LOL but its ok for them to waste our time with fake pics and fake / shill reviews.

[Pdx503]

New place on 3rd street and Lechner by the Don Pedros.

I made a drive for some tacos. There were several clankers and hoopties parked outside the laundromat mat with the exception of the one shiny black Benz. I always assume the boss or MMS was in the house when the nice car is parked outside.

Came in hoping to meet a new hottie for lunch. Place looked standard and new and clean. All room doors were open so it was dead. Below average looking older lady in a homely dress comes out to greet. I asked if anyone else was working and she said no So I checked out the prices and left.

Hope they get some new good looking options in here real soon.