Massage Parlor Reports

**Max #01** · 07-02-25 09:18

Originally Posted by GoneFishing [View Original Post]

I always ask for a table shower if they don't offer. Yes, agreed, it is great foreplay but I think it also serves as a proving ground for them that you are not LEO.

Thanks for the advice. I will definitely ask next time. It's totally opposite down here. They always offer, and, if you want a quality session, you never refuse. The other advantage of the TS is that they will do the "blue toast" (Mouthwash) before & after, which provides some measure of protection if DATY is on the menu.

**GoneFishing** · 07-01-25 17:58

Originally Posted by Max#01 [View Original Post]

I decided to take a trip out to Schenectady (actually just outside the city limits) to visit Moon, which consistently gets high marks here and elsewhere. It's located across the street from a roller rink, which is a great landmark. I decided to roll the dice and show up without an appointment. (Maybe that was the problem?) I was greeted at the door by a technician who introduced herself as "Chloe". Her description is as noted above. No tattoos, but bolt-on D's with huge erasers that were almost disproportionate. She was trying to be a Bottle Blonde. Her brown hair was about halfway there. As is my custom, I laid the tip out on the nightstand at the start of the session so she could tell my end goal and so we could proceed seamlessly. I will say that the facility itself was pretty spotless.

I prefer AMPs with table showers, which is another reason for checking Moon out. She cleans you to her standards and it's great foreplay. But, no TS was offered. (It's always offered down here in DC. Do you have to specifically ask for it up here?) She told me to undress and lie face down, which, of course, I did.

She basically did an elongated ST massage with occasional detours to the package. Interestingly, when it came time for the flip, she actually turned up the room lights rather than turning them down. I'll give her credit for a decent BBBJ. It was clear that she was trying to get me to finish that way. She let me rub her clit and let out a single groan. But, there was no offer of DATY. At this point, it was fine with me. When I said I was ready, she applied the raincoat and we did a couple of minutes of ACG. Because of my prostate cancer surgery that removed the prostate with the cancer (I have a hard time performing. When I get there, my orgasms are dry. I asked her to finish me by hand. When it wasn't going to happen, I did something girls do: I faked it. I tried to explain to her afterwards about my prostate surgery and dry orgasms.

I can sum up this visit in one word: Bummer!

I always ask for a table shower if they don't offer. Yes, agreed, it is great foreplay but I think it also serves as a proving ground for them that you are not LEO.

**Max #01** · 06-30-25 21:15

I decided to take a trip out to Schenectady (actually just outside the city limits) to visit Moon, which consistently gets high marks here and elsewhere. It's located across the street from a roller rink, which is a great landmark. I decided to roll the dice and show up without an appointment. (Maybe that was the problem?) I was greeted at the door by a technician who introduced herself as "Chloe". Her description is as noted above. No tattoos, but bolt-on D's with huge erasers that were almost disproportionate. She was trying to be a Bottle Blonde. Her brown hair was about halfway there. As is my custom, I laid the tip out on the nightstand at the start of the session so she could tell my end goal and so we could proceed seamlessly. I will say that the facility itself was pretty spotless.

I prefer AMPs with table showers, which is another reason for checking Moon out. She cleans you to her standards and it's great foreplay. But, no TS was offered. (It's always offered down here in DC. Do you have to specifically ask for it up here?) She told me to undress and lie face down, which, of course, I did.

She basically did an elongated ST massage with occasional detours to the package. Interestingly, when it came time for the flip, she actually turned up the room lights rather than turning them down. I'll give her credit for a decent BBBJ. It was clear that she was trying to get me to finish that way. She let me rub her clit and let out a single groan. But, there was no offer of DATY. At this point, it was fine with me. When I said I was ready, she applied the raincoat and we did a couple of minutes of ACG. Because of my prostate cancer surgery that removed the prostate with the cancer (I have a hard time performing. When I get there, my orgasms are dry. I asked her to finish me by hand. When it wasn't going to happen, I did something girls do: I faked it. I tried to explain to her afterwards about my prostate surgery and dry orgasms.

I can sum up this visit in one word: Bummer!

**Cordwood Pete** · 06-23-25 11:50

Had a chance at the end of last week to visit this place. Sure, as has been noted before, it is not the snazziest place inside. However, it certainly gets the job done. Went for the half-hour. Had my masseuse's undivided attention. Rather standard FS AMP for the area, which is not a complaint. I enjoyed myself for sure. Found it to be standard house fee, but perhaps a bit cheaper than other places for tips (again, depending on what you might usually spring for in similar places). I'd go again.

**Tomb8871** · 06-22-25 17:55

Originally Posted by Walker22 [View Original Post]

Drove by this place the other day. Very sketchy area and I don't think I'll try it. Anyway, it seems that whatever you might get here you could get elsewhere and feel safer.

During daytime this hardly qualifies as sketchy area imo. Seems fairly average for Albany.

**CrossingPumkin** · 06-22-25 16:12

Seeing lots of fake reviews on this place but it keeps saying they offer BBBJ and 69. Seems like providers here are willing to eat your ass. Anyone been there?

**Walker22** · 06-22-25 11:58

Drove by this place the other day. Very sketchy area and I don't think I'll try it. Anyway, it seems that whatever you might get here you could get elsewhere and feel safer.

**KingGhost** · 06-21-25 08:51

Originally Posted by SniperAlfa25 [View Original Post]

I was at this spa a couple of weeks ago. They have a 5 star rating on Google. I'll be honest, the massage was great. That's all the good I can say about this place. I thought this place was very dirty, the air smelled very strongly of cooked food and mold and old things. It didn't allow me to relax and enjoy the massage to some extent. The staff wasn't very welcoming either..

Any extras?

**CrossingPumkin** · 06-20-25 14:49

Originally Posted by RedBlanket69 [View Original Post]

I am going to be in the area for a week and was looking for a massage with table shower. Any opinions as to Ulster ave vs Morton Blvd? Other options? Thanks.

TS is available. HJ speical runs from time to time. Good luck.

**SniperAlfa25** · 06-20-25 13:13

Originally Posted by KingGhost [View Original Post]

See them a lot on STG. Seem like they might be legit. Anyone have any intel?

I was at this spa a couple of weeks ago. They have a 5 star rating on Google. I'll be honest, the massage was great. That's all the good I can say about this place. I thought this place was very dirty, the air smelled very strongly of cooked food and mold and old things. It didn't allow me to relax and enjoy the massage to some extent. The staff wasn't very welcoming either.

I won't go there again.

**RedBlanket69** · 06-20-25 10:33

I am going to be in the area for a week and was looking for a massage with table shower. Any opinions as to Ulster ave vs Morton Blvd? Other options? Thanks.