Massage Parlor Reports

[BooBoo24]

BooBoo is at it again! Thanks for the recon.

Just passing through. For some reason all my flights connect through Orlando. Hahaha!

[BooBoo24]

Maybe a contributing factor would be how the provider views each customer? While not implying ANYTHING about the readership here... consider the examples in the attached JPEG file... I might expect the monger on the left to post wildly positive reports, while the monger on the right might not. Ya THINK!?

I don't know man, I don't think the girls give a fuck what you look like. You're a transaction that gets them closer to their financial goals, they understand that Brad Pitt isn't walking through the door at every moment...or ANY moment for the most part. Show up clean with good hygiene and don't be an asshole, pretty simple. It's a job after all and just like whatever your profession is, there are employees that excel and employees that just try to get through the day so they can take care of their families. Of course, the ones that outshine, make the most loot. Period.

I was hanging with a popular FL provider last summer in your fine town and she goes, "You know how Americans think all Asian girls look same?" I'm like, well, I don't but okay continue. She says, "Well, we think all white men look same!" And we both busted out laughing.

And there could be some truth to this, I have been mistaken for another monger, at least twice that I know of. I was in SoCal and got really shitty service from a gal at one of their top spots...which NEVER happens out there. I left abruptly before it continued and even hugged the MMS on my way out. The manager texted me later and asked me why I had two phone numbers. I was like, "I don't, I have one number."

Turns out, the girl mistook me for another dude that had been very nasty to her. I mean, we laughed about it later, but my day still got fucked up.

Peace!

[HappyXxx]

So, this spot won't text you back with a lineup, but if you call they will answer and verbally tell you. Just an FYI. So it's critical if you want to know who you're with, you have to battle the language barrier. I texted and no response. But I called later to see if Tina was working and I got a quick yes. Green light!

Greeted by MMS, looking at me all inquisitively, she's unsure I guess. I ask for Tina and she says how long, so I pay her through the window and she points to the proper door. She throws me in the first room and some Mandarin yelling to Tina.

I go pee and come back and Tina comes in quick, so cute, so smiley. Happy to see me, comes over for immediate LFK. Nice! I sample her goods all over and she grabs JR and says, "I miss you." She asks about shower and I say up to you, she says nah let's get to your massage.

Well, that didn't happen, because when she came back it was a deep makeout and serious fondling. She drops her clothes (tight jean shorts and a tshirt) it was like we hadn't seen each other in years. Jesus.

She takes JR in her mouth and it's incredible, her hand combo is nuts! She goes under to suck my balls and jerk me off and I almost lost it right there. Shit! Am I going to be subpar tonight? Not bloody likely. I let her devour JR for a good 10 min and then pick her up for some DATY.

Um yeah, Stage 5 gusher for about 15 min. Crazy body reactions and a vocal, "I cum!" She jumps up after that and wants to fuck with an eager face, so I put her up for DS and jammed her that way steadily harder and harder. I could feel her juices flowing.

Flipped her to mish on the table and it got intense with DFK while I pumped her. Some dirty talk and then she flipped me to ACG where she says she came again, I'm rock solid and wanted to see her stamina. She went ACG for like 3-5 minutes, pure fucking slapping hard. One thing I know is, I'm fucking worn out and she can tell.

BooBoo is at it again! Thanks for the recon.

[FindingNimrod]

Super late reply since I'm just now able to log in. All my visits in The New Body Massage over by Central FL Pkwy has always been L1 but let me TS before starting even the massage. The last time that helped me was Linda, we started TS then the massage room. But I understand your point with the other L1 places, I guess YMMV.

I can see where doing away with the Table Shower goes along with a STRICTLY L1 menu. If they're trying to be really reeeeeeeeally cautious, the Table Shower would put them in the position of "handling your junk" before a long massage (to see if you'll "roam" on your own), and waiting to see a reaction from "accidentally" bumping your junk with back of their wrist some time after the flip.

I've been to some L1 places with a Table Shower where they'll wash your back, chest, legs with soap and a loofa, but just completely refuse to "wash you there" and hand you the loofa to wash your own junk! Of course, by the time you get to the end of the massage and perform the flip, you MAY get an offer of L1 if you've passed the rest of the pseudo-screening tests (whatever they are). So ... NOT having/offering a Table Shower avoids that awkwardness and the potentially misinterpreted signal that nothing at all is on the menu.

[AznWenis]

Stopped by qq to see Bella again. Had a great time. Not sure what happened with one of the neg reviews. Good hygiene and fresh. Was told maybe new girl at the end of week or by next week but not sure who.

[BooBoo24]

So, this spot won't text you back with a lineup, but if you call they will answer and verbally tell you. Just an FYI. So it's critical if you want to know who you're with, you have to battle the language barrier. I texted and no response. But I called later to see if Tina was working and I got a quick yes. Green light!

Greeted by MMS, looking at me all inquisitively, she's unsure I guess. I ask for Tina and she says how long, so I pay her through the window and she points to the proper door. She throws me in the first room and some Mandarin yelling to Tina.

I go pee and come back and Tina comes in quick, so cute, so smiley. Happy to see me, comes over for immediate LFK. Nice! I sample her goods all over and she grabs JR and says, "I miss you." She asks about shower and I say up to you, she says nah let's get to your massage.

Well, that didn't happen, because when she came back it was a deep makeout and serious fondling. She drops her clothes (tight jean shorts and a tshirt) it was like we hadn't seen each other in years. Jesus.

She takes JR in her mouth and it's incredible, her hand combo is nuts! She goes under to suck my balls and jerk me off and I almost lost it right there. Shit! Am I going to be subpar tonight? Not bloody likely. I let her devour JR for a good 10 min and then pick her up for some DATY.

Um yeah, Stage 5 gusher for about 15 min. Crazy body reactions and a vocal, "I cum!" She jumps up after that and wants to fuck with an eager face, so I put her up for DS and jammed her that way steadily harder and harder. I could feel her juices flowing.

Flipped her to mish on the table and it got intense with DFK while I pumped her. Some dirty talk and then she flipped me to ACG where she says she came again, I'm rock solid and wanted to see her stamina. She went ACG for like 3-5 minutes, pure fucking slapping hard. One thing I know is, I'm fucking worn out and she can tell.

We jump to some more standing mish, because I want to watch her big Bs (or little Cs) and her O-face. We flopped all around and somehow ended in 69 where she says, "Yes baby, cum!" So I blow my load in her throat and then I feel her pussy throbbing on my mouth. She jumps off and stands next to me with this sheepish grin, "We cum at same time in mouse!" She was so excited...wow.

She takes me for a quick shower and I get dressed to bounce. She looked up at me so cute and said, "Tips?" Holy shit, I forgot! I usually handle it all upfront, but forgot this time was a little different, paid through the window. I handled the proper paperwork and then some...what a fucking party! I'm so glad she reminded me. She walked me out and tells me to come see her again soon while looking up at me with rapid kisses. Then she threw me back out into reality. I staggered to my car and drove home somehow. Came so hard my legs wouldn't work.

Um, peace and love!

[Midnightpass]

I haven't been to any Asian Spas in the last year. Back then two shots were standard for the 240 for one hour deal. Has that now changed? In the past you would get one in the TS area and one in the room.

I'm scared to take the table shower shot because I'm not sure I'll get the second. This may be an age thing; I'll be 70 pretty soon.

[BooBoo24]

Popped into Missly for some usual failsafe fun time. I was in for a surprise when I was greeted by a sullen Vicky. She was irritated the minute she opened the door and saw me, I'm not used to that here! Threw her open hand out toward Room 1 and I went in and tossed her the donation.

This is not the same Vicky from last summer with the mocha skin. It's also not the same Vicky from a couple of months ago. It's also not the same (petite) Vicky from the Tokyo circuit who is a bundle of fun. THIS Vicky is short, 40's, cute and thin, long hair, and that's all I can remember because I wasn't there for long.

I knew the vibe was bad, I should have left, rookie mistake. But in my defense, I always have fun here so the smell and the visuals inside had me drooling like Pavlov's dog. I was so happy to be there that I got duped by the provider.

Vicky comes back in the room and asks about a shower, I said okay. She says up to you, so I said I don't need it, but I will go. I feel bad for the amount of showers they have to take per day, so I always show up clean so they can skip it with me if they want. I can take or leave the TS anyway. She says we don't need it so it's on, fine with me!

She seemed like a seasoned vet, so I let her run the show. Vet or not, she was not into your boy. No kissing with her, she kind of ducked out of the way, so the GFE was not happening. Again, should have left. She reeked of garlic breath anyway so no biggie there, but it was kind of distracting.

BBBJ is serviceable but she's totally bored, threw in a "You're handsome" with a straight face. Her English is very good, but when she popped up to say, "Fuck now?" I said, "Eat first." Now all of a sudden her English is bad and she doesn't know what that means or what I'm talking about, she acts confused scrunching her face. Again, I know to leave at that point. I blame myself.

I figure I'll change her attitude, I've been successful at that before with other gals. Place her on the table for DATY and she acts confused and says "Fuck?" Then she says, "Eat". Oh, she understands it now! WTF.

There's a yell in Mandarin from outside and she lazily says, "Two girl?" I just say nah. I've never been offered that in this way before, usually the girl just pops in and sells herself. This seemed forced, like they had to do it, but were encouraging me to say no.

I DATY for a good 10 min, she's completely restricting but eventually starts getting wet and loosening up a bit. I grab her thighs, but it starts to be a struggle like we're wrestling against each other. She was not about to give me the satisfaction of pleasing her, so she ended it abruptly.

I'm confused, I give up and just stand up and lean against the table for BBBJCIM. I was there maybe 20 min. She comes back with a hot towel, not sure what she's cleaning. I'm half-dressed anyway and she seems content to keep the whole donation after that session. I asked her for .4 back and said that we'll just do a 30 min appointment, she seems angry about this but agrees. I mean, she still got 10 minutes back, so not sure why the attitude.

I had walked in happy that day (as I always do), I left completely irritated shaking my head in disbelief. I don't think that's how it's supposed to work. And I don't think this is a reflection of Missly Spa, but this gal was a total waste of time and money.

Beauty = 3/5; Personality = 2/5; GFE = 1/5; Service = 1/5; Recommend = NO

I'm starting to think that this may be the norm and maybe my expectations have become too high or possibly unreasonable. I think it may be time for an extended hiatus.

Peace.

[BooBoo24]

Quick jaunt through O-town on my way to South FL and texted Tina to see if she's still around. She gives me the locale, so I tell her I'll come see her later. Jump to Lavender, but she tells me to wait about 10 min as they're a little busy. She's buttoned up so I figure she's finishing a massage...no problem. I lay down and scroll, but a dude pinged shortly after that, so I ducked out the back so she could take care of him.

Shot over to ET to have a 2nd spin with Cici. It didn't really improve like I thought, her help never arrived, it was only her again. Also, now I'm extra late due to the crowded scene at Lavender.

As soon as we get into the TS...ping! Same exact scenario last time. Hahaha! She had to turn him away as she is only one person, and I get it but I felt bad. We had some fun in the shower and she says all softly, "You want to go back to the room?" It was hot the way she said it, like a GF. Fuck.

Slight makeout, not much this time. Serviceable BBBJ, still toothy, so I went for DATY mostly and got her gushing good, real good. You can tell the youth, she held off shooting on my mouth / face, she'd push me away and tighten when she got close. Cute.

Flipped her to DS and it was fun as hell. If you can catch a stride with her, you'll catch some filthy dirty talk...that was a surprise! She recoiled when I DATO, but a thumb on the outside of her asshole got her squelching.

A little bit of standing mish, but the sweat started coming, it was fucking hot in there. She wiped my brow while my cock was pumping her, then told me to lay down. She rode me for a while and it's quite a site! Finished 69 with CIM. Plenty of Superman talk as she was worn out, bet she slept well!

She walked me out and the barber boys were outside sweeping up, it was 11:30 at night and they were still open. Fucking weird.

Peace and love!

[Ryuut]

Just left an hour long session at lavender, my first time there. Drew a very pretty girl named Bella, Vivi is no longer here. Had to wait for the table shower as they only got the one but it was worth the wait. Bella is one of those girls who tries to have fun with it and I always appreciate that extra mile! Everything but greek on the menu, got offered a 2 girl which ill do next time because I'm coming back for sure. Didn't get shorted 1 minute of time for my hour and was the standard 240. Was told 2 girls was whatever deal I wanted to make with the 2nd one.

[Joedoe321]

Met Daphne by a complete chance. And sometimes that's makes for the best sessions. I was supposed to see the other girl but she was talking too long to finish so once I saw Daphne I was like "who are you?" With googley eyes. She said Daphne and I immediately asked if she was available, she was I said "let's go baby!

Man!! She's smoking hot. Not 20 or 25 but boy what a body on her!! Major bolt-ons probably a DD or whatever the next size is.

Meaty where it counts, shaved smooth.

I paid the hour HF and gave her a generous tip from the get go since I didn't feel like negotiating or beating around the Bush with her. It was more fun that way we flirted and the vibe was on point. We hit the shower to soap each other, we got carried away but skipped the TS.

Back in then room, it was straight to the good stuff. Lots of passionate kissing, touching, squeezing, spreading. You get the point!! I made sure to make her pop at least once with a crazy version of daty that I started doing lately. It's like 69 but she's standing. It's fun.

We had a good chance to discuss any upgrades while in the shower so I had her hop on for DT and then I just took her in doggy just like that.

Grabbing to that ass and tits was something else!! I still get that tingling feeling when I think about it. Since I was already in doggy and with a thumb in I covered up and lubbed her with some spit for Greek. I thought plain doggy was the visual, I was wrong. Amal with her from behind was amazing stupendous that I didn't ask for a pic (from behind). Anyway live and learn. LOL.

We went at it hard she was loud and her dirty talk was a good soundtrack for our little porno style session.

At one point she was working her clit while I drilled from behind. I was almost busting and I couldn't decide if I wanted to fishing in the bag Or drench her tits. I asked her what she wanted and she said to see my milk on her tits so who am I to argue with that logic. Cum in her massive tits it was.

What was the damage?

[DCHung]

I haven't been to any Asian Spas in the last year. Back then two shots were standard for the 240 for one hour deal. Has that now changed? In the past you would get one in the TS area and one in the room.

Alot of the top tier spa's are packed. Its going to be a YMMV based on the traffic flow for the spa, how busy they are and how busy they've been.

[Alan76]

Repeat visit to Cherry Blossom, an AMP located in a shopping center near the intersection of Old Winter Garden Road and Hiawassee Road, and first visit with Mia. She met me at the interior door and directed me to a room.

Mia is a young and pretty Chinese woman (estimated late 20's to early 30's). Short in stature, fit and thin with small natural breasts (Bs? Very friendly with decent English. Long black hair that she wore down. It seems that most AMP women I visit wear their hair up. Completely shaved with a large tattoo of a red rose in the center of her abdomen. Just the rose petal and not the stem.

Negotiated for the FS hour ($80 + $160). TS consisted of a clothed Mia giving me a good cleaning. No NURU, TUMA or preview BBBJ. Back to the room where I did a lengthy DATY and we progressed to 69. Somewhere between the beginning of 69 and the end, I ended up with the rubber firmly in place. I'm speculating that she applied it after I got hard so I will call it a partial BBBJ and a partial CBJ. Progressed to MISH and some prostrate play ending with a powerful release.

I liked Mia and enjoyed my visit. While its true that she didn't do all of the things that we hobbyists enjoy (ie. A naked and active participation TS and a lengthy BBBJ), she was energetic and enthusiastic in what she did do that convinced me to give her a positive review and a recommendation to see her.

I haven't been to any Asian Spas in the last year. Back then two shots were standard for the 240 for one hour deal. Has that now changed? In the past you would get one in the TS area and one in the room.

[JustBeingNosey]

Stopped by QQ today and asked for Mina. Hottest one at QQ IMO. Love her attitude. But that place is grand central station right now. Parking lot full, I waited in room 20 minutes and saw 5 mongers come in from the monitors. When I finally had my time with Mina is was worth the wait but man we need more options because these girls are going to get worn out.

Is this the beloved Mina from M&why?

[Dick Jackman]

Repeat visit to Cherry Blossom, an AMP located in a shopping center near the intersection of Old Winter Garden Road and Hiawassee Road, and first visit with Mia. She met me at the interior door and directed me to a room.

Mia is a young and pretty Chinese woman (estimated late 20's to early 30's). Short in stature, fit and thin with small natural breasts (Bs? Very friendly with decent English. Long black hair that she wore down. It seems that most AMP women I visit wear their hair up. Completely shaved with a large tattoo of a red rose in the center of her abdomen. Just the rose petal and not the stem.

Negotiated for the FS hour ($80 + $160). TS consisted of a clothed Mia giving me a good cleaning. No NURU, TUMA or preview BBBJ. Back to the room where I did a lengthy DATY and we progressed to 69. Somewhere between the beginning of 69 and the end, I ended up with the rubber firmly in place. I'm speculating that she applied it after I got hard so I will call it a partial BBBJ and a partial CBJ. Progressed to MISH and some prostrate play ending with a powerful release.

I liked Mia and enjoyed my visit. While its true that she didn't do all of the things that we hobbyists enjoy (ie. A naked and active participation TS and a lengthy BBBJ), she was energetic and enthusiastic in what she did do that convinced me to give her a positive review and a recommendation to see her.