Massage Parlor Reports

[Bobby ShafToe]

At first read, this sounds like a new, weak ass 'enforcement' ability for the Oregon Board of Massage Therapists. But could it have legs and grow from there? Any longtime Oregonians care to opine?

I know years ago, these places didn't exist in Oregon because the massage board zealously prosecuted people who advertised massage services without being licensed massage therapists. So while there were AMPs all over the place in Cali, for example, they didn't exist here. I don't know when or why / how exactly they started showing up here. 2016-ish? I don't know what changed, if the massage board just stopped prosecuting or what. It's pretty wild how different it is now than 20 years ago when these places did not exist, to the best of my knowledge, and certainly not out in the open.

Back then we had the Sugar Shack. RIP.

[RileySmom]

Been lurking for a long time off and on and noticed all the increased posting so made an account. I usually prefer to go to a few unlisted places here but I've frequented many of the popular ones here. My recent visits this month below.

-Stopped by and saw Monica at Bao. She's a very naturally beautiful and petite, great body. Not sure if I saw her right after she finished eating or something but the breath was a little bad.

-Saw Nancy at Jinye which was surprising. Last saw her in the Seattle area a couple months ago and she remembered me. Probably my favorite provider so far and a very great time.

-Got a text from Zoe that she was leaving so went to Love and saw her before she left. Great time as usual and she's always extremely talkative and a lot fun. I decided to ask her about this Mixedplate89 guy that posts an essay every where he goes. The details are amusing and somewhat helpful other than the excessive amount of gloat. I'm not sure if he's new to the game or just genuinely thinks every girl he meets thinks he's the most handsome man to ever walk in to the shops or if he doesn't realize that's part of the experience you're paying for (we all hear that). But with him apparently dropping a few grand a month he does seem to be eating it up and enjoying the validation. She did mention he gets discounts from the boss (I'd assume that means waived room fees) in order to post positive reviews.

So much for his integrity here. Imo.

[Tybirious]

At first read, this sounds like a new, weak ass 'enforcement' ability for the Oregon Board of Massage
Therapists. But could it have legs and grow from there? Any longtime Oregonians care to opine?

We all know that they don't like these places. They think that 100% of these ladies are trafficked. As with all things in life, there is good and bad, I am sure some are and I'm sure some are not. In reading the proposed House Bill, using the word massage without a license is the problem since none of these girls have been trained through a school. Maybe the work around for this is to call these places something else instead of the word massage. It needs to have a non-professional sound to them like Relaxation Center or Comfort Lounge. Something that would not imply professional training. Just my. $0.02.

[k__rat]

I decided to ask her about this Mixedplate89 guy that posts an essay every where he goes. The details are amusing and somewhat helpful other than the excessive amount of gloat. I'm not sure if he's new to the game or just genuinely thinks every girl he meets thinks he's the most handsome man to ever walk in to the shops or if he doesn't realize that's part of the experience you're paying for (we all hear that). But with him apparently dropping a few grand a month he does seem to be eating it up and enjoying the validation. She did mention he gets discounts from the boss (I'd assume that means waived room fees) in order to post positive reviews.

LOL. We can all read what he is writing. What we really want to hear about is his mysterious buddy D.

Nice post, thanks for the intel. I missed Zoe so I guess I will have to see who comes in next.

[Hephastion]

Was going to pop out for a massage today during lunch and found both Sheng 12 and Enjoy Foot massage closed with key lock boxes hanging from their door knobs. Anyone else seeing this? They are not responding to texts either. This is out on 26 towards Hillsboro.

[BancFor]

Been lurking for a long time off and on and noticed all the increased posting so made an account. I usually prefer to go to a few unlisted places here but I've frequented many of the popular ones here. My recent visits this month below.

-Stopped by and saw Monica at Bao. She's a very naturally beautiful and petite, great body. Not sure if I saw her right after she finished eating or something but the breath was a little bad.

-Saw Nancy at Jinye which was surprising. Last saw her in the Seattle area a couple months ago and she remembered me. Probably my favorite provider so far and a very great time.

-Got a text from Zoe that she was leaving so went to Love and saw her before she left. Great time as usual and she's always extremely talkative and a lot fun. I decided to ask her about this Mixedplate89 guy that posts an essay every where he goes. The details are amusing and somewhat helpful other than the excessive amount of gloat. I'm not sure if he's new to the game or just genuinely thinks every girl he meets thinks he's the most handsome man to ever walk in to the shops or if he doesn't realize that's part of the experience you're paying for (we all hear that). But with him apparently dropping a few grand a month he does seem to be eating it up and enjoying the validation. She did mention he gets discounts from the boss (I'd assume that means waived room fees) in order to post positive reviews.

[BartOCavanaugh]

At first read, this sounds like a new, weak ass 'enforcement' ability for the Oregon Board of Massage Therapists. But could it have legs and grow from there? Any longtime Oregonians care to opine?

[OneOne9]

My thoughts on this are in a different direction. I think focusing on just a handful of places has several disadvantages, including unwanted attention from Neighbors and law enforcement. You may recall the bust of the shop in Lake Oswego, the news report had quotes directly from this site.

Aside from that, the focus on just a few places makes them overly busy and will likely cause expected tip prices to go up, as well as making it more difficult for you to get the time and attention you desire.

Personally, I like the adventure of finding someone new, sometimes you will discover a hidden gem. I have done so by checking out a random shop when I'm in a different part of town. I've had some very good experiences using that method. Once inside, you can get a good sense of the vibe between you and the girl. If you're not feeling it, you can leave and check out another nearby spot. We are truly fortunate to have so many choices (over 200!) in the Portland metro area.

I prefer the utr shops and avoid the overly hyped shilled shops like the plague. Nothing better than finding a gem that treats me right by doing my own reseach and recons.

[OneOne9]

Most of the discussions do seem to center on up to five spas (Candy, Azure, Love, BaoJu and one over in Vancouver, the name of which escapes me momentarily) the kind of "redundancy" I like. Much better than uncertainty, if you ask me. YMMV.

If you want redundancy get married. Uncertainty is what its all about for most of us.

[WarpFactor69]

My thoughts on this are in a different direction. I think focusing on just a handful of places has several disadvantages, including unwanted attention from Neighbors and law enforcement. You may recall the bust of the shop in Lake Oswego, the news report had quotes directly from this site.

Aside from that, the focus on just a few places makes them overly busy and will likely cause expected tip prices to go up, as well as making it more difficult for you to get the time and attention you desire.

Personally, I like the adventure of finding someone new, sometimes you will discover a hidden gem. I have done so by checking out a random shop when I'm in a different part of town. I've had some very good experiences using that method. Once inside, you can get a good sense of the vibe between you and the girl. If you're not feeling it, you can leave and check out another nearby spot. We are truly fortunate to have so many choices (over 200!) in the Portland metro area.

Most of the discussions do seem to center on up to five spas (Candy, Azure, Love, BaoJu and one over in Vancouver, the name of which escapes me momentarily) that are dependable and the rotating ladies of good quality for a reasonable price. But, I don't see that as a problem or a quibble. That makes sense, doesn't it?

We all know that if you try a place that hasn't even been reviewed here within, say, the last year, you are taking more of a chance with who greets you at the door, whether you can negotiate what you want for a reasonable hour or half hour. If you spend a good hour or two on this forum and read the reviews, you should come out the other side with a fairly solid idea of where to go, and how much to expect to pay for both 1/2 hour and 1 hour, whether you opt for an "actual massage" or not.

Besides the actual all-in figure for 1 hour of massage and boom-boom, I don't see any ambiguities, and there's a solid list of say, 5 places you can visit with some sense of what you're getting into before you go there. Much better than contemplating the hundred or so options in the metro area and having little to no intel going in.

That's the kind of "redundancy" I like. Much better than uncertainty, if you ask me. YMMV.

[Kinksty]

The Azure crew has moved to the NW corner of 145th / Division. There was an AMP there before, but every time I drove by (in Feb-March) it was closed. It looks like they have assumed the name and phone number that was already established for that space.

I saw that ad on Skip. Didn't realize it was Azure relocating. That location is much better, on the fringe of the Fred Meyer parking lot. How do you know it's the Azure crew?

[MixedPlate89]

Got a text from Nancy, an atf of mine going to be at jinye spa, just got back to Seattle from Vancouver oh my luck, so dropping a note here to those want to check her out. She was at happy spa in Vancouver, this girl is a service queen, love to please pse / GFE. She's about 5'5 ish, very pretty, and great MM c cup, and in late 20's. Her service is solid, very fun, and there's tons good reviews in Seattle Vancouver forum, I usually see her when I'm down in Vancouver, can't go wrong with her service. Don't miss out.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

Glad I took your Suggestion. Just seen her about an hr & a half ago in the morning. The entry is secure where they have cameras on inside & out & an interior door that's locked, and a girl comes out to greet you so it gives them another security feature per se. I recon this place few days ago with a homie of mine & seen Nancy at jinye & we had instant attraction to one another & at that time or reconning Jinye, I did not get a massage due to coming from Korea foot spa / Baoju or however you spell it. Based on your review & the chemistry we had on pure attraction for one another when she first saw me LOL trying to seduce me & feel up LOL on me plus kissing I knew we'd have a great time when I actually do get a massage from her. I laid the ground by using some basic phrases I've learned in mandarin telling her attractive she is & that I like her & her saying in English back I like you too come on baby I want you LOL. Ngl bro, I nearly caved LOL after shagging Monica at Korea foot spa who also is beautiful / an 7-8, but Nancy I give the edge to all around from looks & FS, massage etc. We had intense eye fucking going on from the first meeting & this time as well.

Anyway skipping ahead, seen her this morning as she mentioned before that she will be leaving back to Seattle, after next week, for a month, then come back to either Jinye or another shop for a long time as she mentioned to me. So I had to see her unequivocally LOL. So I come in this morning, not busy so no distractions which was great. I say hi in mandarin & she pops out with great energy & she said honey you come back for me! LOL with very welcoming & high energy. I honestly wasn't expecting her to remember given how popular she might be in the AMP game & seeing a lot of cats etc going to the shop but yeah I was fortunate.

So she opened the interior door to greet me & just goes into my arms LOL for a hug & she hugs me & embraces me. She complimented my scent & said I was handsome. I said thank you in mandarin & she said you're welcome in mandarin. We made out LOL for a good minute LOL in the front of the shop & fortunately no one walked in LOL. She was feeling me & I was definitely feeling her. She is IMO the best & it's rare cause most AMP chicks are not good kissers or tongue kissers for that matter, but she's by far the best AMP chick that can kiss & tongue kiss that I've kissed in my 4-5 month AMP rookie campaign LOL. I was surprised ngl LOL.

She was extremely moist downstairs & was moaning while massaging me and clearly we turned on by me. I got a 30 minute session that lasted approximately 43-46 minutes or so. Often go over time so I just recommend cats get 30 minutes instead of an hr from my trial & error experiences. Her top off oral skills game is top notch. Nancy has a very pretty face. I'm a lips guy & her lips are nice & full & juicy for an Asian girl. Aesthetically, when she was topping me off I love to see the top lip fold when a chick is topping you off. Pretty shaped almond eyes & nice soft skin & very gorgeous IMO.

Shaven nice poonani where it's tiny, but her lips are outties where it's like roast beef which I like as welll, but prefer poonani lips to be innies aka o ward & not protruding out of the vagina per se. However, she has a gorgeous pussy no question. She's very solid at riding as well & being on top. Felt very great in doggy & mish. Definitely got turned on with my finger skills & clit play & busted. The moaning & eye contact was great. Very good pair of what felt real & looked real to be big C to small D cup breastasies. Definitely GFE high vibes with me, and solid PSE vibes. Your review & shorter review of her is pretty accurate so I definitely was pleased with my experience with her. FS was great & massage was good too. She asked me for my number to call so I can have hers & keep in touch with one another. She definitely enjoyed herself with me & I had a great time. Easily, she moves up to probably 1-3 on my list of all time best AMP chicks I've seen & had FS with etc in terms of ranking from everything in totality. She said she will lmk when she gets back in town after next week when she leaves to Seattle so she can see me again. Yeah man. She's fucking hot LOL. Between her, Anni (candy massage) & Bella (love spa) I got to currently give her the edge of Anni who was my favorite but yeah She's moved into that spot for now LOL. Thanks for the review fellow AMP brotherin' respect, and salute.

[WarpFactor69]

The Azure crew has moved to the NW corner of 145th / Division. There was an AMP there before, but every time I drove by (in Feb-March) it was closed. It looks like they have assumed the name and phone number that was already established for that space.

Tried to visit Azure Spa today. The one on 122 and Powell, looks like it's had a number of names over time.

Christ on a cracker what the fuck is with this area? The area to park is full of broken down cars with people sleeping in them, guys passed out sleeping in the street and trash and crap all over. So I do a drive around and see the front gate on Powell, looks like a clean way to get in, I park in mini-mall lot behind the shop, avoiding cars doubling as makeshift houses dotting the lot. Take a walk, get propositioned by a strung out street walker that offered to blow me with her one tooth mouth for 50 bucks (nope). Get to the front of the shop with a sign to go around back. FUCK.

Got to walk back past the toothless hooker and I think alright, fine, I'll brave the campsite and landfill behind the shop to see the goodies inside. Nope, think again intrepid monger. As I come around back the two passed out dudes are awake, shirtless, pants falling off their asses fighting over the woman that's by the back gate, squatting and taking a piss in the street. Turned on a dime and walked back to my car to see a suspicious fella looking at my car like it's his next housing upgrade. Azure is off the list.

I'm not some suburbanite, afraid of a little urban grit. I didn't feel like it was a dangerous location, just more sad, annoying and fucking gross. Fuck, at least clear the busted up cars out of your customer parking if you want to make some $.

No pussy is worth that friction to get to, even free.

[New2GR]

New spa opened this week on Fourth Plain Blvd & Andressen Rd in Vancouver. Completely legit, no sign of extras from my experience, but YMMV. Great massage if you're looking to get the kinks out after the gym. Standard 50/70 pricing. Two girls. My massage was with Tina, mid-30's perhaps, tiny girl, cute.

[Amp Guide]

The highly talked about and trafficked places. I like the small quiet off the beat places which are not a gang bang central and the girls are hot bunking the tables with out changing the sheets. Seen this before Guys waiting in the parking lot, Guys in the lobby on the sofa, All waiting their turn with the girl. I wonder how many she serviced that day. A bit off putting. I am not judging the girl. But just not what I am into. Sharing is not sometime caring. LOL.

Outer areas less trafficked are more fun. Have a great day Guys.

Might just hit my my regular girl for a blow and go.