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04-13-25 22:21 #51686Senior Member

Posts: 26M&why Worst Experience
Walked in and looked quiet but maybe it really wasn't. Greeted by the legendary Grace and thought I struck gold when I saw her.
We walked back, we agreed to a full hour.
5 minutes after I arrived we're on the table shower and the front doorbell rings. "Give me a moment" Grace says. She comes back 2 minutes later and says we have to hurry another person is waiting to use the TS.
OK, fine. We get to the room and start to have fun and another monger walks in. This time her coworker opens the door and Grace switches me off with her!
Then, 5 minutes later the door bell rings again and the girl I'm with walks out the door to greet the next guy coming in.
I paid for an hour and got 10 minutes worth of face time with these girls.
I walked out the girl said "You no happy?" I said "No, it's been 20 minutes and neither of you spent 5 minutes with me. ".
Not that it matters since there's a line out the door, but I won't be returning again.
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04-13-25 22:08 #51685Senior Member

Posts: 40Went downhill
I remember a friend telling me about Lisa, a very cute face and thicc Azn. Soft pillow thighs was also a comment I heard. However, afternoon new house bill things went downhill and now it's just an old lady.
Originally Posted by BooBoo24
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Same old lady that was always there. However, the young talent was pissing her off since she wasn't making any money and they were.
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04-13-25 21:43 #51684Senior Member

Posts: 200Faafo
This retelling of events is being quite charitable to yourself, to say the least. The real story as I recall is you FAAFO.
Originally Posted by BooBoo24
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Here is his original post on the matter, you other mongers can read and decide for yourselves. Post #50880.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...87#post7196287
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04-13-25 21:06 #51683Senior Member

Posts: 271Oh, I'm sorry man, I was just trying to get an answer to my A2 query in short order! I'm a happy dude and I joke around a lot, that’s the reason for the laughter. But the straight dope follows…
Originally Posted by DickJackman
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As far as being banned, I actually don’t really know and I don’t care. One of the gals there a couple of months ago felt empowered enough to tell me to never come back, and it's all good. Maybe she meant don’t come back while she’s there, but I’m not intent on finding out.
At the end of the day, she wasn't interested in performing the service, so I asked to switch girls. Dudes switch girls all the time on this forum. I've only had to do that like 2-3 times ever. But this particular girl was not happy with my ask. Prob a miscommunication, even though she spoke great English.
Not a big deal at all, if there's one thing I've learned in life, my money will be green somewhere!
And I was actually thinking about testing Tampa on my next trip. I read about Vinca, but if anyone has tips, PM is appreciated.
I can help anyone traveling to SoCal, AZ, NV, IL, IN, KY, OH, and GA.
Peace and love!
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04-13-25 19:13 #51682Senior Member

Posts: 265Gang wars of south obt
Great idea! The barbers can then call their backups (tda or ms13 or whatever. Idk how to read those tatoos sported by the barber gauntlet) and when we have a full fledged standoff, ice can swoop in and cart them all off to max security in El Salvador! But wait. Will they take the girls away too?! Hmmm. Dang can't catch a break trying to make orlando great again.
Originally Posted by BackShooter
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04-13-25 19:02 #51681Senior Member

Posts: 788Where is it?
I know, RIGHT? I've been on this bandwagon since the name was announced here. Picking the name of another AMP in the same city that is only known by the reputation of "don't bother" doesn't seem to make good business sense. Especially when the other place is going to show up on searches most likely BEFORE the new place. Oh well ... maybe the old place will change THEIR name once their doorbell wears out with those Mona inquiries!
Originally Posted by BooBoo24
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P.S. I don't get the 'joke' Dick Jackman refers to below either.
P.P.S. Still looking for anyone to report on the old A2 location, now apparently opened under the name ET Spa.
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04-13-25 18:51 #51680Senior Member

Posts: 396Were You Actually Banned from M & Y?
I understood your comment about being banned from M & Y as either true or as the punchline of a joke because of the "hahaha!" at the end.
Originally Posted by BooBoo24
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If the comment is true, could you explain what got you banned so other hobbyists can avoid the same fate?
If the comment is a joke, could you clarify the joke? I don't mean to sound dense but I didn't get the joke. Thanks.
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04-13-25 18:23 #51679Senior Member

Posts: 147I had a threesome with Candy and Selina (I think); Candy had a cough. This was 30 March according to my ATM withdraw. Whatever bug they have at Toyko, I am still fighting it 2 weeks later. I hope you don't get it too but it is a beast!
Originally Posted by StyleNProfile
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04-13-25 18:13 #51678Senior Member

Posts: 528I didn't think of it like that, but yes you're right that place is going to get a lot of customers that want a lot more than the service they want to provide. Is Mona or Iris here? Can you do Greek? Can we skip the massage and just fuck? Can we take a shower? I'm looking for a girl that provides excellent BBBJ, TUMA, CTS, can we finish CIM? LOL.
Originally Posted by BooBoo24
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04-13-25 18:02 #51677Senior Member

Posts: 271Re: QQ
All I know is that joint by Sea World is about to get pounded by mongers lookin' for Mona and Iris.
Originally Posted by DrWilly
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They probably had this quiet little place with their L1 regs and now it's going to be nonstop dudes pinging the door going, "Is Mona here?" Hahaha!
They should’ve just called it ‘Spring’ again. Or ‘Summer’ or ‘Winter’, anything but QQ. Let the confusion commence!Last edited by BooBoo24; 04-13-25 at 18:04. Reason: Capitalization
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04-13-25 17:49 #51676Senior Member

Posts: 33Shanghai Massage Spa, winter park?
Haven't been in a while. Anyone been to Shanghai Massage Spa in Winter Pk lately?
Have they gone. Completely legit? Feel free to pm. Thanks.
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04-13-25 14:53 #51675Senior Member

Posts: 146Barbers
Back in the day when milk massage is open, does anybody remember seeing a white Toyota sitting in the street with two Japanese guys in it. I always thought they were part of the Red Dragon Tong. Keeping a close eye on their business. Maybe we should send these guys to go talk to the barbers.
Originally Posted by DrWilly
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04-13-25 12:01 #51674Senior Member

Posts: 788A2 rebranded as ET Spa
Has anyone braved the "Barber Gauntlet" yet to see if this place "re-opened" in the same way Aqua Spa 're-staffed' (to be crappy or, at best, lame), or if they "re-opened" the way Gardenia became Lavender (totally worthwhile)?
Originally Posted by BooBoo24
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If this is on track to become the next Lavender Massage, it would be a shame to leave it off the pending Idiot's Guide. At least QQ Spa has a functioning Google Maps business data 'ad' online (even though, at this writing, this new "ET Spa" does not).
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04-13-25 09:33 #51673Senior Member

Posts: 396Grace at M & Y and Amber / Selina's Impressive Memory
Repeat visit to M & Y but first visit with Grace. She has been favorably reviewed here many times and I was eager to see her. Met Amber / Selina at the inner door and requested Grace. Was led to a room.
Enter Grace, a young and very pretty Chinese woman. Estimated 30 years old. Thin and fit body. Large breasts with eraser type nipples. The breasts appeared to be too perfect to be natural but I am often fooled in that regard. Long black hair. No tattoos and completely shaved except for a small landing strip. Very friendly with decent English.
Negotiated for the FS hour (80 + 160) and proceeded to the TS, which consisted of NURU, TUMA, BBBJ and a good cleaning. Amber / Selina walked into the TS during an active TUMA moment and spoke to Grace in Chinese. I told Amber / Selina that I remembered her as Selina during a previous visit to M & Y in 2024 when she was working with Apple. She smiled and said "October". I knew my Selina visit was in the fall of 2024 but I didn't recall the month. I later reviewed my notes and the posted review from that visit and the date was October 6. I only visited with Selina the single time and I was surprised that she remembered me.
I am an older man, average in appearance and personality. My visits are tame compared to many. No special reason to remember me. Could her memory be that good? Possibly. However, she might have also simply remembered working with Apple in October 2024 and when I mentioned Apple she knew the month. In any event, this was an impressive mental feat by Amber / Selina. But I digress from the review at hand.
Back to the room where I did a lengthy DATY on Grace. I loved holding the soles of her feet while doing so. Asian women have such small and dainty feet. Advanced to more BBBJ, CG and MISH. Grace then cleaned me up, gave me a bottled water and walked me to the exit. The AMP was steady bordering on busy but my visit wasn't rushed.
Grace performed with energy and enthusiasm. She was even singing along to some of the Asian pop music playing in the background. I am happy to add another positive review to her growing list. Please see my prior positive review of Selina from October 2024 to which I will add the following: not only does she have a beautiful body but she also has a very sharp mind". By the way, Amber / Selina is using the "Amber" name on her current M & Y tour to avoid confusion with another Selina, who did a stint at Tokyo earlier this year. A rose by any other name.
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04-12-25 21:20 #51672Senior Member

Posts: 200Tokyo Summer + Rachel
Got to Tokyo and thought I lucked out since it wasn't completely slammed. I drew Summer, a tall attractive girl with C cups and a bubble butt. Nice and thick lower body for an Asian girl. Unfortunately she was very obviously tired and not feeling well. Had a noticeable cough. I had already given my money to a different tall girl who put me in the room, otherwise I would have walked.
Summer gave a lackluster shower and BBBJ back in the room, then Rachel came in and asked to join. I wasn't really looking for a 2-girl but with Summer just barely going through the motions, and Rachel being pretty and seeming more energetic, I agreed. I did them both in a few different positions but unfortunately Rachel kept having to leave to answer the doorbell. I eventually finished on Summer while Rachel was out of the room. Summer left and disappeared as Rachel came back to bring water, clean up, and walk me out.
Overall it was a disappointing date that didn't meet the usual standard, especially for a 2-girl. Rachel, to her credit, seemed aware of this and apologetic. I think the girls are doing their best but just getting overwhelmed and exhausted by the volume of mongers. I hope Mgmt will make some adjustments because it's getting out of hand.













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