Massage Parlor Reports

[Urlboffer]

Best tip I've ever gotten on this board is to try BaoJu Spa on Burnside /82nd. BobAO: **THANK YOU!

After a particularly distasteful bit of business I had to attend to on Friday, I decided to treat myself to some asian diversion. I drove into the parking area (completely hidden from the busy street in front!) and mine was the only vehicle there. It being mid-morning, that was a good sign. Had to ring the doorbell and wait in front of the camera. Presently the door opened and I was greeted by a stunning young girl with a tall (for an asian), knockout figure. I asked for Monica by name and was a little disappointed that this sweet thing didn't say SHE was Monica!! But, I stuck with the program.

Was led into a fairly spartan room with a table and a reclining lounge; standard furnishings, but missing any standup mirrors or other accouterments. Negotiated $$ for the half, all in, with no problems. The girl left me to undress and I caught sight of Monica out in the hall. She was shorter than the vision that greeted me, and not as pretty. Again, I was hoping I hadn't made a blunder with my choice. But, I was soon to find that I'd done just the right thing.

In comes Monica, and the dress dropped to the floor almost instantly. Nice thin frame with firm, squeezable B / C natural tits and only one small tattoo on one ankle (which I would only notice later when we were well entwined). I offered to massage HER, but she communicated that she didn't like oil. Oh well. I had her lay on the massage table and began to sample her wares from head to toe. She was delectable. Nice shaven nookie-cookie, and she really seemed to genuinely enjoy DATY, smiling broadly at me as my tongue worked its magic.

Then she flipped over onto her hands and knees on the table and began a stellar, no-hands BBBY, while I stood at the side, and ran my hands over those firm, perky tits and her round, smooth booty. After a few minutes of this, she produced the cover and suited up "junior". We started with doggy, and I found her practically molten inside as I slipped in. Monica's English wasn't the best, but she knew a few erotic phrases to add to the occasion, and they didn't sound "scripted". She reached back between her legs and massaged my balls as I worked her from behind. Excellent!!

We then went for a little missionary and a quick diversion into a somewhat awkward spoon. But that was soon abandoned in favor of cowgirl. And here's where it really got interesting. Monica mounted me, and brought her kegels into play. Omigod! Within only about five hip swirls, she made me cum SO HARD, that I simultaneously pulled muscles on the back of my upper arms! WOW! The girl just destroyed me! But in a good way!

She dismounted with a broad smile, and tended to the spent beret and paper towels, while I tried to rub out the somewhat painful arm muscles. Ow! Ow! Ow! Never had THAT happen before! Wasn't quite able to communicate that I could have used a real massage on those cramped triceps just then!! Monica soon returned with a hot towel and finished cleaning me up with tender care. Then she grabbed my face and gave me a flurry of quick smooches on my forehead, cheeks and lips. (Is this a Chinese custom, I wonder? I've gotten this little treatment multiple times visiting AMPs)
Thankfully, the arm pain receded within a few minutes. Back on with the clothes and back into the wild. Another monger turned up as I was dressing, so we didn't have to cross paths while I was leaving. I left him to the tender affections of, I suppose, that beautiful young thing that initially greeted me a half hour earlier.

That was great! Should I return, I'm not sure if I'd try the other girl or just repeat with Monica! That's a hard decision!

Again, thanks for the great tip, BobAO! Were we to meet in person, I'd owe you a round of whatever you're drinking!

[BobA0]

How many places have you tried? Including Vancouver there are over 200 AMPs in the Portland metro area. I'm sure you can find what you want. Regarding prices I am still easily getting an hour of everything for 200 total. You have to be willing to walk if you get a GPS vibe. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.

Yeah, these complaints seem groundless. Many places are happy with 150 on the flip, that's 220 for an hour. They are usually fine with 200 upfront too.

Quality of massage and shorting of time usually depends on the girl, good massages could be had with fun time going into overtime as well as bad massages with no extras finishing 15 minutes early, or exactly full hour of wall clock time with the girl walking out periodically, accumulating 15-20 minutes of away time.

It's important to be able to ask for a different girl, it might feel impolite but it isn't, and be able to walk out if no girls are to your liking or you don't like the deal.

[WarpFactor69]

How many places have you tried? Including Vancouver there are over 200 AMPs in the Portland metro area. I'm sure you can find what you want. Regarding prices I am still easily getting an hour of everything for 200 total. You have to be willing to walk if you get a GPS vibe. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.

A lot of these FS shops are now charging basically all-inclusive pricing. For example:

30 min: $50 house plus $150 tip = $200.

60 min: $70 house plus $200 tip = $270 (but most charge $250).

For those of us that like a real massage to be included, forget it. The FS places would rather do 30 minutes and get you out of there as quickly as possible.

I'm not sure why the tip should be higher for 60 minutes, other than you are taking up time they could be doing another 30 minute session with another guy.

You will never get the full hour anyway, even with "massage" included.

On the bright side, for the non-FS places, you can still get a real massage, get a full hour, and negotiate a lower tip. For example, 60 min with topless only HJ a tip of $100 is more than fair.

I will probably stick to the non-FS places for a while as I like to be pampered instead of rushed. I miss girls like Cindy at BG, the other Cindy and Lily at Wonderland, etc. Have not found a good replacement for them recently. If anyone has any leads I'd love to hear them.

[MagicHeadBalls]

Natural or man made breasts?

They felt natural to me.

[Joepdx]

A lot of these FS shops are now charging basically all-inclusive pricing. For example:

30 min: $50 house plus $150 tip = $200.

60 min: $70 house plus $200 tip = $270 (but most charge $250).

For those of us that like a real massage to be included, forget it. The FS places would rather do 30 minutes and get you out of there as quickly as possible.

I'm not sure why the tip should be higher for 60 minutes, other than you are taking up time they could be doing another 30 minute session with another guy.

You will never get the full hour anyway, even with "massage" included.

On the bright side, for the non-FS places, you can still get a real massage, get a full hour, and negotiate a lower tip. For example, 60 min with topless only HJ a tip of $100 is more than fair.

I will probably stick to the non-FS places for a while as I like to be pampered instead of rushed. I miss girls like Cindy at BG, the other Cindy and Lily at Wonderland, etc. Have not found a good replacement for them recently. If anyone has any leads I'd love to hear them.

[Burner77]

Went to Love spa this morning. Another young beautiful Chinese girl greeted me. This new girl Judy looked cute & Hot. Pretty face, big eyes and big breasts. Young also. I am guessing 24 or 25 years old. I didn't hesitate to give her the donation & took her dress off. I ate her pussy & then pounded her deep. Shot my load in the bag & still kept playing with her big breasts for a few more minutes. I love to see her again.

Natural or man made breasts?

[MagicHeadBalls]

Went to Love spa this morning. Another young beautiful Chinese girl greeted me. This new girl Judy looked cute & Hot. Pretty face, big eyes and big breasts. Young also. I am guessing 24 or 25 years old. I didn't hesitate to give her the donation & took her dress off. I ate her pussy & then pounded her deep. Shot my load in the bag & still kept playing with her big breasts for a few more minutes. I love to see her again.

[MixedPlate89]

It's Nice spa, street is Joy.

All good. Yeah one of my favs to go to.

[MixedPlate89]

I actually drove by Joy foot off of 170th around lunch time, parking lot was packed.

I also got a massage there last Friday, short, slim chick, fluent English, kinda cute, mid 30's. No extras were offered. Just asked if I want to massage chest or legs on the flip.

The other girl was tall, like 5' 8", far from attractive and overweight.

Was she in a sailor moon looking skirt etc? You got to be talking about mini only cute girl there. That's unfortunate cause I smashed her once before like 3 weeks ago. Maybe she was on the rag perhaps. Yep based on the descriptions esp the other chick LOL 😂 same girls been there few times & recommended some folks I know who live in Beaverton as well being it's close by. She's more professional & discreet about it & not as for a lack of better terms slutty LOL about FS so that's why I wouldn't go again maybe but she's cute & naturals are are B's maybe smaller Cs. Very sensitive nips. I was up front about it as I usually am. I just straight out told her LOL, massage & boom boom & she grabbed my hand & put it towards her poonani for me to feel under her dress & said how much honey? & gave her $220 for an hr. Hope you're able to smash if you want to next time.

[MixedPlate89]

Thanks for the recon. I care a lot more about BBBJ than FS so it sounds like I'll continue to give this place a miss.

No worries AMP brother you're welcome. Yeah ironically, 3 months ago a girl name Tia I seen there twice did BBBJ & she was very solid. Can't win them all. Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.

[BobA0]

It's Nice spa, street is Joy.

I actually drove by Joy foot off of 170th around lunch time, parking lot was packed.

I also got a massage there last Friday, short, slim chick, fluent English, kinda cute, mid 30's. No extras were offered. Just asked if I want to massage chest or legs on the flip.

The other girl was tall, like 5' 8", far from attractive and overweight.

[BobA0]

Thanks for clarifying yeah I won't be going there as I reconned that place & wasn't impressed with new Asian flower spa girls. Last girls I did partake in but both left. Joy off Cornell? Are you referring to nice spa or joy foot spa on Whitley between 170th & baseline? Asking cause I usually go by the full name of a shop & not on street name or proximity. Only place on a joy street as I am looking it up that I can think of is Nice spa?

It's Nice spa, street is Joy.

[k__rat]

So for me it's a one & done thing but nothing special bad.

Thanks for the recon. I care a lot more about BBBJ than FS so it sounds like I'll continue to give this place a miss.

[MixedPlate89]

The standalone house south of Allen and 124th. There is another spa north of the intersection in multioffice building.

Was there yesterday, didn't stay for unrelated reasons.

They have two chicks, one is a redhead (obviously died) and meh.

The other one is about 5" 4", slim but not skinny, small but present ass and a hude rack, appears to be natural too.

Face is nothing to write home about but not ugly. Probably early to mid 30's.

I'm thinking about coming back to check her out but if anyone seen her would like to hear.

Their recent ads are very explicit and promise everything.

Went earlier in the morning. The younger prettier chick her name is Linda. The older much less attractive chick is Judy I believe or Julie. I seen Linda, as she remembered me when I reconned with my boy D locally couple of days ago. They offer FS, but unfortunately she does CBJ & not BBBJ which was a disappointment. She's a solid 6-6. 4 or so in looks. Small butt, nothing special. Natural C maybe D cup breast with a little droopiness to them. Breast not as perky & spread apart but not terrible looking. She likes mish a lot and not as enthusiastic, but more calm & sweet & demur. Couldn't take doggy as much from me given my size etc but she's a little trooper as she let me try doggy for close to a minute LOL before she couldn't take it even with me starting slow. Very tight / shallow poonani. Tried to upsale me on 3 some with Judy for $100 extra but I respectfully declined & she didn't press me on it.

FS was solid but nothing special. So for me it's a one & done thing but nothing special bad.

[JR Bonner]

Thanks, Bob. Yeah, explicit is an understatement. I appreciate the link.

Here's one, not the one I found them through, that one was callescort or skipthegame: https://xescorthub.com/info/portland...68750484492288.

They don't show address in the ads and the phone number suggested three places depending on what location I prefer. The other two are Kiki SPA is Vancouver and Beauty spa on Stark.

Just search the phone you'll find plenty of other ads.