Massage Parlor Reports

**BadJoe11** · 03-17-25 14:19

Well tried March massage the one by zips. Talk about some oldies. Walked right out. Gave butterfly a try and only offering fun. So pretty boring in my opinion. Girl was cute but 40's.

**TheGuyThatShy** · 03-17-25 13:41

I'm not going to go into my usual amount of detail on this report. Kiki is petite and attractive, however she is quite aware of the lack of options anymore and charges too much for what is on offer. Total lack of enthusiasm or interest from this provider even at her asking price. She leaves mid April.

**Ryancp81** · 03-15-25 12:26

Originally Posted by BigTitLover65 [View Original Post]

Well folks, looks like the AMP scene in the Valley is dead. Discovered yesterday that Happy Day appears to no longer be open. Doors locked and no answer to their phone. Drove down Sprague and see that there are only a couple places left (Rose and New Massage Spa). I guess the fun is over, would someone please turn out the lights the party's over. If anyone has any intel on if Happy Day is truly closed please share.

Anyone been to this place on Sprague east of Mcdonald? Only one standard RnT review from 2021 on RM. I'm guessing it's just a standard lackluster place since no reviews in years. I'll drive by later and see if it's even open but just curious.

**TheGuyThatShy** · 03-14-25 10:59

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

My experience was different. No $$ issues... I paid the FS hhr cost up front. Got FS but it was pretty forgettable as well imo. Hopefully the Valley stops giving such a fuck and some more neon signs pop up as spring rolls around!

If we are really looking down the barrel of an economic recession, I think the city is going to have a hard time keeping the pressure on landlords from renting out their properties to anything that will make them money. I don't know when that will happen though so in the meantime we here just need to make sure that we aren't overpaying for poor service just because our options are more limited. I think it may be time to check out some less reviewed spots around town, just see what the action is.

**Ryancp81** · 03-13-25 23:48

Originally Posted by TheGuyThatShy [View Original Post]

I kept seeing their ads on STG so thought I would pop in to check it out. I was unimpressed. The therapist tried to overcharge me for a 30 min appointment (she asked 70 but its only 50). She accepted the 50 after I turned around to leave. In the room the massage was forgettable, little to no teasing. On the flip, only level 1 was offered and it was uninspired. I suppose on the good side she did take her top off for it which was cool and she had some great tits. But back to downside when we were done I said next time maybe we do more and she apologized for "no good English" which to me seemed like a gentle way of saying no more will be offered to me. I won't be going back.

My experience was different. No $$ issues... I paid the FS hhr cost up front. Got FS but it was pretty forgettable as well imo. Hopefully the Valley stops giving such a fuck and some more neon signs pop up as spring rolls around!

**TheGuyThatShy** · 03-10-25 15:33

I kept seeing their ads on STG so thought I would pop in to check it out. I was unimpressed. The therapist tried to overcharge me for a 30 min appointment (she asked 70 but its only 50). She accepted the 50 after I turned around to leave. In the room the massage was forgettable, little to no teasing. On the flip, only level 1 was offered and it was uninspired. I suppose on the good side she did take her top off for it which was cool and she had some great tits. But back to downside when we were done I said next time maybe we do more and she apologized for "no good English" which to me seemed like a gentle way of saying no more will be offered to me. I won't be going back.

**WestCoastr** · 03-07-25 03:19

If it's the Kiki I remember. She must've been having an off day or just so damn busy. I remember a cute and playful attitude. Sorry Hgar that's too bad man.

Evergreen, Bliss, etc. Are gone. Iris is gone, Bella is gone. But there are definitely fun options out there if one does the due dilligence. As long as there are clients. A good massage therapist will always avalaible. Along with a dozen or so tubby wubbies.

Responsibly provided new info is what the board is about. Amiright?

Originally Posted by Hgar56 [View Original Post]

Just went to H&P.

Called ahead asked for 1 hr and asked who the masseuse would be.

Saw Kiki. 5'0 ish. Petite frame with a large chest. She showed me her phone asking if it was my number I said yes.

I gave her 2 and then laid down. She seemed very grateful.

Massage was OK. Not hard pressure, but didn't ask.

Her phone kept getting notifications during, but she didn't check until after the hot towel.

On the flip got CBJ followed by mish. She kept telling me to hurry which didn't help.

I lost interest because her phone kept blowing up. She cleaned me and then showed me a Google translate sayimg she had other customers and was sorry but I had to go.

Back in my car and it was 33 minutes since I got out of my car initially.

Probably would have been good, but that really turned me off.

**PriceIsRight39** · 03-06-25 14:33

Originally Posted by Hgar56 [View Original Post]

Just went to H&P.

Called ahead asked for 1 hr and asked who the masseuse would be.

Saw Kiki. 5'0 ish. Petite frame with a large chest. She showed me her phone asking if it was my number I said yes.

I gave her 2 and then laid down. She seemed very grateful.

Massage was OK. Not hard pressure, but didn't ask.

Her phone kept getting notifications during, but she didn't check until after the hot towel.

On the flip got CBJ followed by mish. She kept telling me to hurry which didn't help.

I lost interest because her phone kept blowing up. She cleaned me and then showed me a Google translate sayimg she had other customers and was sorry but I had to go..

Thanks. Sounds like a bunch of dudes texting cause there's no place left go. LOL.

We need evergreen 2,0 but those days are to never return. I can still feel Iris little twat and Bella licking my balls and ass. Sigh. 2032 96% it won't all end and that 4% says to me. Live it up. Haha if only I could out here.

**Hgar56** · 03-06-25 01:43

Just went to H&P.

Called ahead asked for 1 hr and asked who the masseuse would be.

Saw Kiki. 5'0 ish. Petite frame with a large chest. She showed me her phone asking if it was my number I said yes.

I gave her 2 and then laid down. She seemed very grateful.

Massage was OK. Not hard pressure, but didn't ask.

Her phone kept getting notifications during, but she didn't check until after the hot towel.

On the flip got CBJ followed by mish. She kept telling me to hurry which didn't help.

I lost interest because her phone kept blowing up. She cleaned me and then showed me a Google translate sayimg she had other customers and was sorry but I had to go.

Back in my car and it was 33 minutes since I got out of my car initially.

Probably would have been good, but that really turned me off.

**Ryancp81** · 03-04-25 20:30

Originally Posted by WestCoastr [View Original Post]

Nana? Like a GILF if one was drunk enough? Sorry man - 1st thing I thought when you wrote her name was Nana.

I didn't even think about that but nah. Young and firm enough to not consider a "Nana" as in gma LOL.

**WestCoastr** · 02-28-25 19:23

Nana? Like a GILF if one was drunk enough? Sorry man - 1st thing I thought when you wrote her name was Nana.

Originally Posted by Ryancp81 [View Original Post]

Stopped by here last night. It's a full service menu. They charge the full price up front so I paid $160 for FS hhr. Her name was Nana, she was probably 40's and about a 6 (IMO of course) in the face. But slightly above average body. No BJ was had which was a let down for the price. Straight to covered and mission only. I probably could have switched it up to more but didn't feel like it given only hhr. She was a bit closed off and eyes closed during much of the deed, like some tend to be. Holds no comparison to 56, that's for sure. I did see one other gal there probably slightly younger and cuter but she was heading out the door. I may try again on a weekend to see if they have a better roster or someone with a bit more personality and engagement. Not the worst $160 but far from best as well.

**Ryancp81** · 02-27-25 21:35

Stopped by here last night. It's a full service menu. They charge the full price up front so I paid $160 for FS hhr. Her name was Nana, she was probably 40's and about a 6 (IMO of course) in the face. But slightly above average body. No BJ was had which was a let down for the price. Straight to covered and mission only. I probably could have switched it up to more but didn't feel like it given only hhr. She was a bit closed off and eyes closed during much of the deed, like some tend to be. Holds no comparison to 56, that's for sure. I did see one other gal there probably slightly younger and cuter but she was heading out the door. I may try again on a weekend to see if they have a better roster or someone with a bit more personality and engagement. Not the worst $160 but far from best as well.

**PriceIsRight39** · 02-27-25 14:25

Originally Posted by Strong1954 [View Original Post]

I have been looking for a 25 year old young Chinese beauty who used to be in Everett, Renton, and Tacoma. I was told she went to Spokane. She liked changing her name. Here she used Maggie, Jenny, and Amy. She was very good at giving a GFE.

Aren't we all. I'm looking for a 19 yo 9,5 insta model with a friend both with hairy blond pussies that swallow and swap sperm! I'm short about 100 k though. LOL.

**PriceIsRight39** · 02-27-25 14:23

Originally Posted by WiseOne33 [View Original Post]

All I will say is that given what was happening out there I thought it might be better to try and find something off the main drags like Sprague and Division, and certainly not in CDA now.

Results are mixed, for sure.

Cda is weak but they are gone too. Man, can't even fuck ugly women.

**PriceIsRight39** · 02-27-25 14:22

Originally Posted by Bei01 [View Original Post]

What happened out in the valley?

The city pressured the AMPs landlords to cancel the leases on the tenants. The ass licking and not draining in over! Smart move be the city as I guess they rather see for lease signs over neon ones. LOL As far as I know there was no sting they told them " we know what you're up to in there (licking my asshole that's right bee-acth!) haha and they are gone. The valley is off my list for potential investment as. Well I'll get kick off of I don't say the right thing so I'll leave it there. Sorry man there was a really good one with excellent service that was starting up. The war against your dick wages on!! If I had to guess they are regrouping to pop up in another venue. They have to be. The one left outside the valley are run by old fat ladies. We believe the **** that tipped them off is on here so info will be on the down low. I won't DM anyone I don't have previous contact with as you may be the mole. Just a theory.

Game over.