Massage Parlor Reports

**PilotAviator** · 03-04-25 11:15

Originally Posted by TomPayne25 [View Original Post]

You could have picked any older lady to give me an idea of her looks or age. But why Nancy Pelosi?

Dropped my interest in this considerably. But I'll soldier on and finish the quest (and report my experience). I just hope I can shake the image of Nancy from my mind when I do.

Thanks for the laugh.

"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!! (https://youtu.be/HOxeH_OQpFw?t=14).

Regardless. Always be nice to the (naked) ladies!

PA.

**AsianJedi** · 03-04-25 09:31

I was visiting NOVA over the weekend and on the last day, I made sure I stopped in my ATF spot.

I left a more detailed review on the other review board so I'll summarize my visit here. When I was down here a few months ago, I was introduced to Mimi as I was leaving. I recalled saying to myself she is a must see and so on this visit, that's who I requested.

We had a great time filled with full activities, especially sharing with one another our oral skills. She's in her mid 30's, nice B top natural, long dark hair and good looking lady. Sessions here are 45 minutes so we filled each minute with various L3 activities and finished off in the k9 position. I would like to repeat another session with her! On the way out, one of my favorites here Nana made sure to say hello and we chatted for a few minutes.

Love the providers here and the place is nicely hidden but easy access as well. As usual, I'll be here again on my next NOVA visit.

**TomPayne25** · 03-04-25 08:43

Originally Posted by SexRohmer [View Original Post]

She's good, but you have to have a Nancy Pelosi fantasy. I think she prefers a limited menu until she know you better.

You could have picked any older lady to give me an idea of her looks or age. But why Nancy Pelosi?

Dropped my interest in this considerably. But I'll soldier on and finish the quest (and report my experience). I just hope I can shake the image of Nancy from my mind when I do.

Thanks for the laugh.

**BubbleBoi402** · 03-04-25 02:33

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

Did she say how long she was going to be at Rose Spa?

However, roster can change any time due to many reasons. So I always treat it on a day-to-day basis. Yoyo, who used to also work at 5 Star Massage Vienna, returned at Lavender Healthy Spa. I reviewed her before. Yoyo's face is cuter than Amy's but Amy has better body. Yoyo's menu is long and only excludes BBFS and greek. I recommend her as well.

**TheRabbit** · 03-03-25 19:21

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

This parlor has a bluesky account:

https://bsky.app/profile/rosespava.bsky.social

I saw Amy's photos and they look familiar in the sense that some parlor used them before. Called ahead and confirmed availability, here I was, parking at the backyard of the parlor. That backdoor bell never worked for me, and it was gone this time. Guess it didn't work for other customers, either. So, I underwent the "walk of shame" to the front door, which took away the discreetness. No biggie. Rang the bell and Amy opened the door. "Whoa! How are you?" Of course I had seen those photos. She was the same busty Amy that I frequented at 5 Star Massage Vienna!

Did she say how long she was going to be at Rose Spa?

**LowerBackPain** · 03-03-25 19:12

The operative words here are 'sexy crypt keeper' and 'NancyPelosi' fantasy. Can I take this to mean that she is on the older side in terms of age. Would you say 60+? Also, is she spinner thin, plump or fat? SexRohmer please post your findings as they relate to her appearance. For example, man-made implants or natural boobs with an appropriate amount of sag for her age? TIA.
FYI, J & why Wellness at 5204 Rolling Rd Suite-B, Burke, VA 22015 (703) 865-8779.

Originally Posted by SexRohmer [View Original Post]

She's good, but you have to have a Nancy Pelosi fantasy. I think she prefers a limited menu until she know you better.

Originally Posted by SexRohmer

Olivia at J&why Burke looks like a sexy crypt keeper. Been around enough to have mastered the skills.

Originally Posted by TomPayne25

Good experience or just experienced? Assuming you've met her, does she have friendly demeanor and playful, or strictly business with open menu? Planning to go this week, just curious what to expect.

**Sex Rohmer** · 03-03-25 18:41

Originally Posted by TomPayne25 [View Original Post]

Assuming you've met her, does she have friendly demeanor and playful, or strictly business with open menu? Planning to go this week, just curious what to expect.

She's good, but you have to have a Nancy Pelosi fantasy. I think she prefers a limited menu until she know you better.

**DoYouKnow** · 03-03-25 17:24

What more can I say, I have pulled some real gems out of this spot, so maybe we can keep Lollo that use to be SASA. For those of us that know about WED SPA, you know the expectation. She is a hot one IMHO. All natural, D Cup, Great ASS, about 5'6. She is Vietnamese, but built like a Latino. Surprise the hell out of me. She wants the clients, so keep her safe and keep us all clean with the best hygiene possible. Just have to be careful during the daytime. Traffic with parents and kids.

**GolfGod69** · 03-03-25 13:27

I went to Ocean on Saturday and drew Anna. Idk if it's the one OP is looking for but, that's what she told me her name was.

Originally Posted by Caspian33 [View Original Post]

Best thing to do is text them, asking about what girls are available. Usually they will send a picture of who is there with their names.

Last picture I got from Ocean, last week, did not have Anna.

**TomPayne25** · 03-03-25 12:59

Originally Posted by SexRohmer [View Original Post]

Olivia at J&why Burke looks like a sexy crypt keeper. Been around enough to have mastered the skills.

Assuming you've met her, does she have friendly demeanor and playful, or strictly business with open menu? Planning to go this week, just curious what to expect.

**Whatip** · 03-03-25 09:19

Went about a week ago, I've been going here for years just for the standard nova finish but don't know her name, not like it would be real anyways. Still has big phenomenal tits that are a dream to suck on and just to put your hands on. Never got her to take her bottom off unfortunately. Came for 30 minutes, great strong hands and knows how to give a great deep tissue massage. On the flip she did start kissing me on my neck and making noises to get johhny to come up, she's pretty flirty. As she was giving an HJ I asked if she does BJ's while she said no she told me it would be 100 on top of the 50 for the half hour. She went and got what I presume was plastic wrap to but over johnny and proceeded to give a decent BJ. Got to roam around but pants didn't come off unfortunately.

**RubLover21** · 03-02-25 22:18

Originally Posted by SemenSeeker [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I've asked before in the past but it has been quite a while. Does anybody have any MILF / Gilf recommendations? Oh how I miss Ruby at Golden. She disappeared about 2 years ago and I haven't been able to scratch that Asian grandma itch since. Any providers I should visit? Thanks in advance and feel free to DM.

Monica and Maya at Golden on Leesburg Pike are two mature ladies who love 69.

**SlyFrog** · 03-02-25 21:04

And I am looking for ones that aren't.

Originally Posted by SemenSeeker [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I've asked before in the past but it has been quite a while. Does anybody have any MILF / Gilf recommendations? Oh how I miss Ruby at Golden. She disappeared about 2 years ago and I haven't been able to scratch that Asian grandma itch since. Any providers I should visit? Thanks in advance and feel free to DM.

**Caspian33** · 03-02-25 19:59

Originally Posted by UNCGolfDude [View Original Post]

Moving out of the area today. Appreciate all of the tips. I am looking for one last hurrah. Preferably a great massage with BBBJCIM. PM if you have any suggestions. I'll share my semi UTR location with you.

Amy at ocean in Sterling.