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**Kimbll83** · 02-03-25 23:16

Originally Posted by Phillie [View Original Post]

So I attempted to book a session with Miss E. Every interaction over the phone has her slurring her words. She wasn't sober all day. She asked for picture verification, which I imagine for most folks is a non starter. We made it past that, and she said to give her an hour to feed her cats and sort herself out since she just got home. I then don't hear from her for several hours. Texts go unanswered, calls ignored. Then suddenly I give her one more try and she answers the phone. Asks what happened to me. I go ahead and tell her I'm available now. She says she's going to need over an hour to get herself together. Ok sure. I give her multiple heads up when I depart, when I'm halfway, when I'm about to park, when I park. She then asks for more time because her cat supposedly made a mess, but I should run to the liquor store for supplies. I ignore this request. 15 minutes later I call her up and tell her that I'm outside and this isn't cool. She blows up at me telling me she just needs 3 more minutes to wipe her ass. She goes on about how I'm not who she thought I was, and how she can tell a lot about someone's vibe. She basically chastises me for more than the 3 ass wiping minutes and I finally just hang up on her. She's fucking nuts. Maybe if you catch her on a good day she's good to go. I did my best to be patient with her, but she is not right, and a major time waster.

She was tough to get prompt text replies, so I called her once. She seemed drunk, high, or just waking up and it was 2:30 in the afternoon. I didn't bother trying to schedule and thought with the right head.

**UsmcFire** · 02-03-25 14:55

Anyone recommend any providers that offer a quality two girl experience? Also anyone have any providers they recommend who offer true Nuru experience? Thanks fellas!

**SteamTrain98** · 02-03-25 13:23

Originally Posted by BillUnderwood [View Original Post]

She is a headcase and I would avoid at all costs.

What makes you say this? I'd seen her before when she was with Elsa and she was perfectly normal and provided a great session.

**LongDStyle** · 02-03-25 11:24

Originally Posted by Phillie [View Original Post]

So I attempted to book a session with Miss E. Every interaction over the phone has her slurring her words. She wasn't sober all day. She asked for picture verification, which I imagine for most folks is a non starter. We made it past that, and she said to give her an hour to feed her cats and sort herself out since she just got home. I then don't hear from her for several hours. Texts go unanswered, calls ignored. Then suddenly I give her one more try and she answers the phone. Asks what happened to me. I go ahead and tell her I'm available now. She says she's going to need over an hour to get herself together. Ok sure. I give her multiple heads up when I depart, when I'm halfway, when I'm about to park, when I park. She then asks for more time because her cat supposedly made a mess, but I should run to the liquor store for supplies. I ignore this request. 15 minutes later I call her up and tell her that I'm outside and this isn't cool. She blows up at me telling me she just needs 3 more minutes to wipe her ass. She goes on about how I'm not who she thought I was, and how she can tell a lot about someone's vibe. She basically chastises me for more than the 3 ass wiping minutes and I finally just hang up on her. She's fucking nuts. Maybe if you catch her on a good day she's good to go. I did my best to be patient with her, but she is not right, and a major time waster.

Some of these ladies do this because they can't keep a job (why I don't send deposits to these unreliables) and some can't keep a man. I also try to avoid providers with pets; it's a hygiene thing but many other reasons too. Having pet hair on my clothes is a sign I've been over someone else's house plus the smell. Some of these girls will put any John in their mouth bare, I'd prefer mine not to have pet hair from her bed on mine especially since I'm into DFK. Not sure how Miss E is but don't overpay for a soon to be old cat lady with a bad attitude guys LOL.

**DeeSke2021** · 02-03-25 10:39

https://skipthegames.com/posts/chica...-/828991848766

Anyone have a stab at this one yet?

**Phillie** · 02-03-25 02:17

So I attempted to book a session with Miss E. Every interaction over the phone has her slurring her words. She wasn't sober all day. She asked for picture verification, which I imagine for most folks is a non starter. We made it past that, and she said to give her an hour to feed her cats and sort herself out since she just got home. I then don't hear from her for several hours. Texts go unanswered, calls ignored. Then suddenly I give her one more try and she answers the phone. Asks what happened to me. I go ahead and tell her I'm available now. She says she's going to need over an hour to get herself together. Ok sure. I give her multiple heads up when I depart, when I'm halfway, when I'm about to park, when I park. She then asks for more time because her cat supposedly made a mess, but I should run to the liquor store for supplies. I ignore this request. 15 minutes later I call her up and tell her that I'm outside and this isn't cool. She blows up at me telling me she just needs 3 more minutes to wipe her ass. She goes on about how I'm not who she thought I was, and how she can tell a lot about someone's vibe. She basically chastises me for more than the 3 ass wiping minutes and I finally just hang up on her. She's fucking nuts. Maybe if you catch her on a good day she's good to go. I did my best to be patient with her, but she is not right, and a major time waster.

**Bill Underwood** · 02-03-25 00:18

Originally Posted by Chandler89 [View Original Post]

Sunnasummer.com

Highly recommended (apparently formerly Ariel at EC). Scheduled her for an incall downtown. Good communication throughout, wound up meeting at a River North hotel for 90 minutes. Really beautiful brunette and a great personality. Nice D's or DD's, slim hips and great legs. Pictures on her website are her. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, MSOG and covered FS. She was a lot of fun before, during, and after the action. Very relaxing and enthusiastic, a great time.

Would love to take her somewhere on a trip and see her at the pool in a bikini.

She is a headcase and I would avoid at all costs.

**Pedorro** · 02-02-25 13:57

Originally Posted by Meddic80 [View Original Post]

Thanks to everyone who shared their experiences with Kori. I ended up seeing her and my experience was A+. She's definitely a pleaser and will drain your nutsack. I find her more attractive in person. I definitely recommend her and for the price of the admission, you can't go wrong. It was definitely a good change of pace compared to SB's.

That's great! Her menu will expand with more visits.

Is she still over the taco place?

**Meddic80** · 02-01-25 13:34

Thanks to everyone who shared their experiences with Kori. I ended up seeing her and my experience was A+. She's definitely a pleaser and will drain your nutsack. I find her more attractive in person. I definitely recommend her and for the price of the admission, you can't go wrong. It was definitely a good change of pace compared to SB's.

**RitTigers** · 02-01-25 12:32

Originally Posted by Delhi [View Original Post]

I have had a very similar experience, she was about to check out and I squeuzed an appointment in so she seemed to be in a rush. She got right down to it started sucking me. I wanted some foreplay but she wanted to go for it. Only saving grace was that I gave her a creampie without even asking her. She sent me a pic of the creampie but I wouldn't see her again. It was basically just a suck and fuck followed by a creampie and wanted more. Had booked her for an hr at 250- and I insisted on round 2- she wasn't into it and gave a lame BJ. Eventually I lost my hard on and told her we can wrap up. Will not repeat even at the price point. I also got a whiff of some rancid smell down there. I just left shortly after that. Wouldn't see her again. There are better younger options out there.

I had same experience. Suck, fuck and leave. And her attitude is worst.

**DarkKing1** · 01-31-25 20:12

Just moved home and my favorite BSW was Kiara on the Southside. She had a gaint jaguar tattoo on her back. Is she still active.

**Delhi** · 01-31-25 17:45

I have had a very similar experience, she was about to check out and I squeuzed an appointment in so she seemed to be in a rush. She got right down to it started sucking me. I wanted some foreplay but she wanted to go for it. Only saving grace was that I gave her a creampie without even asking her. She sent me a pic of the creampie but I wouldn't see her again. It was basically just a suck and fuck followed by a creampie and wanted more. Had booked her for an hr at 250- and I insisted on round 2- she wasn't into it and gave a lame BJ. Eventually I lost my hard on and told her we can wrap up. Will not repeat even at the price point. I also got a whiff of some rancid smell down there. I just left shortly after that. Wouldn't see her again. There are better younger options out there.

Originally Posted by BrownBag [View Original Post]

KatDMilf inspired me to write my very first review for TER. You can read it over there, reviewer name Brown_Bag.

For any non-members, here's the Cliff Notes. Immediately shut down my request to start things slow. Started things off with a Hitachi wand on her clit, forcing me to just sit there and watch, until she squirted on my chest. Then told me to just start fucking her, even though I had completely lost my hard-on at this point. Criticised me for not completely razor-shaving my crotch and dick. Tried to give a less-than-half-asses blowjob to get me up, then did the worst handjob ever. Kept grinding her fist deep into my pubis on the downstroke. I finally called it quits after a few minutes of this.

Then she gives me the spiel about how sometimes the chemistry just isn't there. No. Fucking. Shit.

**Lance18** · 01-30-25 11:17

Originally Posted by FirstTimer7 [View Original Post]

I was surprised a woman who looks good for her age and has an open menu charging that little. But then her attitude explained it.

I've always thought she gets a lot of good reviews because she will bare back you on the first visit. I've only seen her twice. First time she was nice (we are about same age) and I definitely bare backed Dr Jekyll. Second time she turned into Mr. Hyde. Never saw her again.

**Capt Smith** · 01-29-25 10:55

Originally Posted by CaptSmith [View Original Post]

Wondering if anyone has had any recent visits with Autumn. I feel like I see her post and then it seems like she's gone and then randomly pop back up. I texted her and got her to send a pic so I know she's real, just wondering if she's worth seeing. Looks like an amazing body.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...361/5027686699

Sorry disregard realized I posted in Chicago and thought I was posting back home in Louisville LOL.

**Capt Smith** · 01-29-25 10:53

Wondering if anyone has had any recent visits with Autumn. I feel like I see her post and then it seems like she's gone and then randomly pop back up. I texted her and got her to send a pic so I know she's real, just wondering if she's worth seeing. Looks like an amazing body.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...361/5027686699