Massage Parlor Reports

[CudaKid]

Hey Meathead. Why are you re-posting my review of GBA from another site? Should at the very least give me the credit because it was my money that was wasted.

This discussion makes it seem like it is?

[Jalb25]

I should have turned around when she opened the door but those big, somewhat saggy boobs got my attention. I was so mesmerized by those poking hard nipples that I completely ignored the rest of her body. LOL I opted for 1 hour for 80 with a table shower. In hind sight, I should have taken the 60 half hour rate without the table shower. However, the table shower was nice with a lot of teasing. Went back to the room and she started a good massage but kept getting interrupted with phone calls and several people at the door. She was the only one working and told them to come back later. Lot of teasing and stroking while I was face down. After the flip she wanted $100 for a topless HE. She agreed on Russian and we were off to the races. She lubed those biguns up and got to work. After only a few minutes I shot a huge load hitting her neck and even a little bit on the side of her face. She laughed and complemented me on my finish. Got cleaned up and rushed me out the door in about 40 minutes. I can't fully recommend a visit. She got the job done but the price was too high. I was rushed out the door and she is not very attractive at all. The Russian finish was nice but not worth going back. I do believe more is available for more money but don't count me in.

Hey Meathead. Why are you re-posting my review of GBA from another site? Should at the very least give me the credit because it was my money that was wasted.

[MeatyLabia]

I should have turned around when she opened the door but those big, somewhat saggy boobs got my attention. I was so mesmerized by those poking hard nipples that I completely ignored the rest of her body. LOL I opted for 1 hour for 80 with a table shower. In hind sight, I should have taken the 60 half hour rate without the table shower. However, the table shower was nice with a lot of teasing. Went back to the room and she started a good massage but kept getting interrupted with phone calls and several people at the door. She was the only one working and told them to come back later. Lot of teasing and stroking while I was face down. After the flip she wanted $100 for a topless HE. She agreed on Russian and we were off to the races. She lubed those biguns up and got to work. After only a few minutes I shot a huge load hitting her neck and even a little bit on the side of her face. She laughed and complemented me on my finish. Got cleaned up and rushed me out the door in about 40 minutes. I can't fully recommend a visit. She got the job done but the price was too high. I was rushed out the door and she is not very attractive at all. The Russian finish was nice but not worth going back. I do believe more is available for more money but don't count me in.

[HushSign]

First off just as the title suggest this was the largest tease I probably ever had in my life as far as massage go. As you all know who follow me or read any of my posts, you know that I've been hitting pretty hard. This is again one of those experiences that make you life gives you some type of existential crisis as to why do you do this? Why are you here. First off I showed up late. It was probably around 915 to 930. I did try to call before hand, but there was no answer. Google had the time set at 11 o'clock for the clothes. I arrived there in the door was locked, so I did call the number again and someone did respond and answer And after some back-and-forth, she came down to open the door. The massage was lackluster to say the least. It was a lot of elbow pressure. She did have decent technique where she was sitting on my legs with her knees and her shins. That was probably the highlight massage. It did seem like she probably did know what she was doing for the most part but was probably tired from a long day. Again, I understand that completely and not fault for that. However. What I do fault for what is the majority of this gripe is what she proceeded to do. The towel was removed pretty quickly as I said I didn't need it, and she definitely spent time focusing on the nether region after a very lackluster back massage and arm and forearm massage. There wasn't just some light grazing here that we're talking about this was full on like grabbing and even playing with it so but it wasn't in a good way. It was more in like a flip it around type thing like hit it a couple times almost flicking. Joon did respond and was standing at attention. What happened on the flip though is what I could best subscribe as complete utter nonsense. I mean the whole massage she was literally pointing and playing with and full-blown rubbing on Junior. Only to have me when I turn over say I do it self-service. I said no, and the difference between no tip and a very large tip is going to be up to you, and I made sure to say it in a way that she could understand and comprehend. She tried to salvage the tip by giving me a nice little foot rub at the end and putting on some lotion, but honey, you lost your chance I always default to a $20-$40 tip if it is a good massage if it is a bad massage though that it's going to be a standard 20 for a default. I was planning to give her 50 to 60 at least for the grand finale, even if she wasn't able to get the job done understandable give it your all try and no big deal. This was probably the worst experience I've ever had or one of them would not recommend that's going to be a hell no for me dog she even had the nerve as I was leaving to say I'll see you next time. I said no you won't. You're not going to see me again. Not to mention, just add one little insult to injury or caveat. At one point, she was rubbing on my butt describe she wanted to look at my asshole at this point. I was turned off at the whole thing, but you know when in Rome maybe that was something to get her jollies off that was going to get her really in the moment mentally. This is a one out of 10 experience definitely would not recommend. She said her name was Mau Mau or something like that. Probably gave me a fake name because she knew that I was not happy with the entire situation.

[Tomjay]

I've been a few times and it seems purely legit.

Agreed. I was there yesterday and NO HINT of anything beyond a massage. Good massage, but that was it.

[JonesApple]

Anybody ever visited Healthy House in Odenton / Gambrills? I have a job nearby and made an appointment there tomorrow. Any intel is always appreciated.

I've been a few times and it seems purely legit.

[MarcusGoinsBig]

Is the site glitching, or did a bunch of recent posts get removed?

[Tomjay]

Anybody ever visited Healthy House in Odenton / Gambrills? I have a job nearby and made an appointment there tomorrow. Any intel is always appreciated.

[DeeMoney23]

I stopped by 108 last night after texting Mary earlier in the day for an appt. This was my second time seeing her and I will admit this session was better than the first. The massage was better and it was good the first time. She applied good pressure and hit all the right spots. Not a ton of teasing leading to the flip, but when it was time she provided a good edging session. She allowed UTC up top and OTC close below the waist. Mary is avg to slightly above. Very nice and personable. She has smaller C's up top and a nice smile. This place is nice alternative to Shiatsu and 167.

[CudaKid]

I went there and got Sophia 3/10.

As previously reported: curtains for doors and no full length walls.

No TS, good medium massage.

Flip was HE with hand on nips. Didn't try for more wasn't really interested.

Got the Full hour at 7 + 5 (yeah way too high but holidays) tip.

Good enough to scratch an itch. Will repeat mostly for massage.

(They are getting busy, had to go back twice. Probably should call ahead).

[MarcusGoinsBig]

PM Sent. TIA.

I visited Shiatsu once when they were closer to the Mall and twice since they moved to the location on West Street with less than stellar results. I decided to give Sofia a try based on reviews and was very happy to have found her. As previously reported the location has walls that do not go up to the ceiling and curtains instead of doors so you have to be quiet. When I arrived she greeted me like we were old friends and gave me a hug to start the massage. She asked if I wanted hard or medium massage and I asked for medium. She was wearing tight pants and a lose top that came into play later. The first part of the massage was dry followed with unscented oil. As she massaged me she would reach across my body at times pushing her pussy up against my shoulders. I gave her some positive feedback on the massage. On the flip she gave me a hug and kisses and smiled as she then gave junior attention. I signaled to ask if she could lower her pants to see the bald kitty another report claimed but she shook her head and scrunched up her face so I assume it was her time of the month and that option was closed. She did pull down her bra to allow me access to her tits and I took advantage of her eraser nips which she seemed to enjoy. She got into the HJ leaning down to what I was hoping would be a BJ but she was just blowing some air on junior. She was very enthusiastic and I blew a load. After cleaning me up she was getting ready for a head and face massage but I don't go for that after she just had my load all over her hands so I passed and asked for a foot massage instead. She put my socks on first then gave me a very good foot massage which I appreciated. More hugs and kisses as she finished and I got up to get dressed. She helped me dressing and I paid her as we walked to the front door. She asked me to call for her next time and I stated definitely she would be my favorite. Based on the lack of any quality providers this was a good find.

[GinormousTits]

I visited Shiatsu once when they were closer to the Mall and twice since they moved to the location on West Street with less than stellar results. I decided to give Sofia a try based on reviews and was very happy to have found her. As previously reported the location has walls that do not go up to the ceiling and curtains instead of doors so you have to be quiet. When I arrived she greeted me like we were old friends and gave me a hug to start the massage. She asked if I wanted hard or medium massage and I asked for medium. She was wearing tight pants and a lose top that came into play later. The first part of the massage was dry followed with unscented oil. As she massaged me she would reach across my body at times pushing her pussy up against my shoulders. I gave her some positive feedback on the massage. On the flip she gave me a hug and kisses and smiled as she then gave junior attention. I signaled to ask if she could lower her pants to see the bald kitty another report claimed but she shook her head and scrunched up her face so I assume it was her time of the month and that option was closed. She did pull down her bra to allow me access to her tits and I took advantage of her eraser nips which she seemed to enjoy. She got into the HJ leaning down to what I was hoping would be a BJ but she was just blowing some air on junior. She was very enthusiastic and I blew a load. After cleaning me up she was getting ready for a head and face massage but I don't go for that after she just had my load all over her hands so I passed and asked for a foot massage instead. She put my socks on first then gave me a very good foot massage which I appreciated. More hugs and kisses as she finished and I got up to get dressed. She helped me dressing and I paid her as we walked to the front door. She asked me to call for her next time and I stated definitely she would be my favorite. Based on the lack of any quality providers this was a good find.

[JohnTronBonne]

I did it more out of curiosity to see what kinds of girls was working there with no intentions for anything extra. Today I had Linda for 30 minutes, she did ask me if it was my first time and I'd assume that was maybe code if you knew what kinda of place it was or just overthinking small talk (because she did not talk more afterwards). Linda was maybe late 30's to early 40's? Petite Asian lady. Got into the room and striped down to my boxers because usually they would have a towel to wrap. The rooms is just curtain closed with the walls not reaching the ceiling. She started the massage off with a cloth over me and always pulled up my boxers if they were falling a little. Linda also had to answer the phone and handle the front desk walk-ins so it kinda took away from my time a little. Overall the massage was not bad at all (if it was an AMP), worked all the knots I've been actually building up in my back. End of the session there was no question about extra but seeing the other clientele and hearing the booking conversation I definitely get the feeling that it is low key an AMP that the other reports have said.

DMG 60 (50+10).

[MarcusGoinsBig]

PM sent, sir. Thank you in advance.

Excellent massage would repeat just for that; English is fair; first visit massage and at flip moved to sensual chest msg very quickly with a little of my guidance; HJ and great PM also roamed a bit to butt and boobs; back 4 times and things moved along to roaming around the landscape very quickly; same ending each time so far with DATY and FIV added but limited to that. She is reluctant to take things off so far. There are no doors and walls not to ceilings. Persistence may bring more. Very unrushed and went. Back to massage to finish out the full hour.

[Dave1984]

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