Massage Parlor Reports

**Discreet1965** · 04-14-25 21:35

Tried both. Good solid massages at both places + HE. Live Well is the new one at Magnolia shopping.

Live Well front is crowded. Back door was open. Had to ring a bell. They need to pick a more discreet location.

Also, the lady at Live well pressed really hard on the groin lymph nodes. It hurt like hell!

Gave the standard $40 tip. Both seemed to expect more. There was not much teasing before the flip. So, I thought $40 tip is OK. Or have tip prices increased with inflation?

**Preverted** · 12-23-24 13:07

Originally Posted by Marcath [View Original Post]

Anyone tried the new parlor in Noleta? Magnolia Shopping Center next to the Barber Shop. Their Google page plays it up like it's legit but I saw the rear door and it has the white metal security door found at almost all not legit parlors.

Happy ending.

**Marcath** · 12-18-24 09:37

Originally Posted by FooBarBaz2 [View Original Post]

It's owned by the same lady who runs Healthy Life on State St. I suspect same level of service, but haven't been there myself yet.

Nice to see a new place opening when so many are closing.

**FooBarBaz2** · 12-13-24 23:40

Originally Posted by Marcath [View Original Post]

Anyone tried the new parlor in Noleta? Magnolia Shopping Center next to the Barber Shop. Their Google page plays it up like it's legit but I saw the rear door and it has the white metal security door found at almost all not legit parlors.

It's owned by the same lady who runs Healthy Life on State St. I suspect same level of service, but haven't been there myself yet.

**Marcath** · 12-13-24 00:56

Anyone tried the new parlor in Noleta? Magnolia Shopping Center next to the Barber Shop. Their Google page plays it up like it's legit but I saw the rear door and it has the white metal security door found at almost all not legit parlors.

**RolfTorren** · 09-18-24 15:09

Heading to SB later in the week. I was wondering how the current talent is at ACC or elsewhere? My faves, Amber and Honey are not in town unfortunately. Any advice welcome.

**Preverted** · 07-10-24 14:42

Originally Posted by RolfTorren [View Original Post]

Fast food vs fine dining pretty much sums up most popular AMPs. LOL.

Then you feel hungry again after an hour!

**RolfTorren** · 06-14-24 10:59

Fast food vs fine dining pretty much sums up most popular AMPs. LOL. I'm told the greek-loving Honey is returning soon for a stint in your fine city.

Originally Posted by Preverted [View Original Post]

I've had Grace, Wendy, and another forgot her name. Funny story about forgot her name, we were doing it and her colleague knocked on the door. Forgot told her in Chinese that we were busy, but she bursts in anyways, and there I am on top bare ass naked drilling for oil. Not sure why the door wasn't locked. She was yelling at her in Chinese later.

This week I had Sami (Sammy). Great hourglass figure for a Chinese girl. This place is a revolving door! Sami kept leaving to let the next horn dog in, usually leading them to the waiting area. She even got up mid doggy thrust, threw on her cocktail dress to let someone in. Comes back, throws off her dress, and assumes the position again and I was thinking I better finish soon before the next dude rings the bell, LOL!

This is strictly fast food. Not a fine dining establishment like you get from Korean establishments in LA or OC.

I might try the Goleta places again to find something that is not so rush rush, but ACC seems to have the youngest hotties.

**Monger 2** · 06-12-24 21:58

Originally Posted by SpurtDaddy [View Original Post]

I heard from a credible source that a crackdown in SB is imminent.

A few years back it seemed that if there was a detailed report on a pleasurable massage, that the place was busted shortly thereafter. Be a bummer to see any of these wonderful AMPs getting shutdown.

**Member #6828** · 06-04-24 02:22

I heard from a credible source that a crackdown in SB is imminent. Same way they did Ventura by going after the landlords. Doesn't sound like they're after johns so better get it while you can. Careful tho.

**Preverted** · 06-01-24 13:54

I've had Grace, Wendy, and another forgot her name. Funny story about forgot her name, we were doing it and her colleague knocked on the door. Forgot told her in Chinese that we were busy, but she bursts in anyways, and there I am on top bare ass naked drilling for oil. Not sure why the door wasn't locked. She was yelling at her in Chinese later.

This week I had Sami (Sammy). Great hourglass figure for a Chinese girl. This place is a revolving door! Sami kept leaving to let the next horn dog in, usually leading them to the waiting area. She even got up mid doggy thrust, threw on her cocktail dress to let someone in. Comes back, throws off her dress, and assumes the position again and I was thinking I better finish soon before the next dude rings the bell, LOL!

This is strictly fast food. Not a fine dining establishment like you get from Korean establishments in LA or OC.

I might try the Goleta places again to find something that is not so rush rush, but ACC seems to have the youngest hotties.

**WordEmUp123** · 05-14-24 18:04

This is a late review. I was in SB three weeks ago staying at a resort in Montecito. Found AAC via reviews here. I get to the place, seemed a bit sketch but I went with it.

Rita was the only one working so no TS. I had to do a quick clean up as the room had a sink. She was only doing 30 minutes so I gave $. 40 and $ for a tip. She was prepared to go BBBJ but I don't do uncovered.

Penetration if you're over a certain size is not going to happen.

Rita is probably 100 pounds soaking wet with good natural Ds and a slim figure. She seemed to be in her late 20's with good English.

She performed a great and spirited CBJ. When it was time to pop, I asked if I could pop on her face and she allowed it with her tongue out and then she gave quite a show. I was still ready so I got a HJ onto her boobs. I was in and out in 40 minutes.

Worth it.

**JohnG01** · 03-09-24 17:12

I'm going to be making a quick work trip to Santa Barbara soon. Reading the forum makes me think it's pretty dead.

If anyone has a good lead on something better than a happy ending from a frumpy granny I'm all ears. PM is fine. Kgirl AAMP would be my preference but young AMP or escort would be fine too.

I'll have a hotel so could potentially host.

I'm happy to file a report or keep it quiet.

I'm happy to share what I know about the Seattle scene but am out of my element in SB.

Thanks.

JG.

**Marcath** · 02-28-24 10:11

Originally Posted by AsianAssEater [View Original Post]

Nikita flat ass big fake boobs. Looks like a Chinese Russian mix. Cherry big tits flat ass rushes you. Don't know much about all new ones since I don't visit acc anymore I see kgirls because better service, no rush and bbfscip.

Do you see kgirls in Santa Barbara? DM me with infor please if you don't want to share here. Your inbox is full BTW.

**AsianAssEater** · 02-23-24 23:38

Originally Posted by GreenB909 [View Original Post]

Never been with cherry or nikita, do you describe them, and do you recommend either of them?

Also instead of discussing on here you guys should get RM premium and send a PM to a guy named keystone. He's got all the intel for the chain of AMP acc is connected too. It's how I would get my info until I moved on from AMP scen.