Strip Club Reports

[Fruit Cake]

And gave her client 40 whacks. Stopped by Synn early Thursday afternoon. Target of the Day: Awesome. Wanted to take her up on the anal antics that she told me was available in VIP the last time I was at Synn. Unfortunately the little vixen was not at work Thursday, least wise while I was present anyway.

Lizzy targeted me as soon as I sat down, promising amazing times in the VIP. I quickly dismissed her and she continued her prowl for a sucka. Rocky sat down and talked to me for a while. She looks really intimidating, what with her large frame and ghetto tattoos and all. But really she seems rather nice and friendly. She eventually brought up VIP, quoted 200 for CBJ and CFS for 15 min VIP. Told her I wasn't interested, but I was down for the 3 for 40 lap dances. She gave a very erotic lap dance, robustly yet sensually grinding that big phat azz all up and down on the mast. Allowed me to suckle on her teats and lightly stroke that cat, which became nice and wet by the third song.

Went back to the main floor looking for Awesome and periodically checking on the roll call for her. I observed Lolita was keeping the trail hot leading back to the VIP. At this point I had given up on Awesome showing up and was about to depart when Lizzy shows up again. I had already waved her off once and like a bad penny she turns up again. Again she made her offer for VIP and I declined telling her I had to get on the road before rush hour. Undeterred she then says she can do 100 for the 15 min VIP. I said no I got to go. She then says ok I can do 50 for CBJ and CFS, and I will give you an extra 10 min to your time. The extra 10 min was a lie, but I knew this at the time. Did a quick mental calculation and thought quick suck and fuck for total of 130 was not bad considering Bidenflation and all. The experience in the VIP was very clinical, almost sterile. Surprised she didn't wear rubber gloves. Her best attribute is her really thick head of hair which she allowed me to stroke while giving CBJ. I knew we had to be getting short on time so I told her let's fuck. She asked if she could get on top while I sat on that nasty ass vinyl covered love seat. Here is where Lizzy whacked me. She had a firm grip on the base of the condom while doing camel slide. I was doing my damdest to force my way in there but she would always maneuver away as soon as I got the head in. About that time the bouncer hollered at Lizzy indicating time was up. I just continued with the covered camel slide with picture shows of Rocky in my head till I blasted in the cover, all the while praying the rubber would break covering her little snatch with my boyzinberries. Despicable little cum dodging dancer. I decided not to make an issue of it and gave her 50 when getting dressed. Even gave me her number and told me we could have more fun at her place.

Thinking about my next trip to Synn and stepping into the ring with Rocky. Also Vanity could be a candidate for VIP. Her pic on the rollcall shows her ass that looks like it could accommodate a 5 inch diameter pipe. Vanity also told me she is open to kissing, but probably would be an upcharge for that I'm thinking.

Lizzy is a mental case, very disturbed. Her place is cool, but her her self is crazy scary, don't even think about going to her place!! I wish other dancers would offer that, to be honest but Lizzy is not all that. Trust me boys, she wants a man to do her without a condom to get her pregnant, she wants a baby and or a baby daddy for child support..... Synn Industry has some cuties, but it's hard to figure out what's what these days, prices of fun is all over the place and to many females to choose from. Noticed Marylin and Princess are day shifting, heard they get down at reasonable exchanges !!

[AttaSquirt]

And gave her client 40 whacks. Stopped by Synn early Thursday afternoon. Target of the Day: Awesome. Wanted to take her up on the anal antics that she told me was available in VIP the last time I was at Synn. Unfortunately the little vixen was not at work Thursday, least wise while I was present anyway.

Lizzy targeted me as soon as I sat down, promising amazing times in the VIP. I quickly dismissed her and she continued her prowl for a sucka. Rocky sat down and talked to me for a while. She looks really intimidating, what with her large frame and ghetto tattoos and all. But really she seems rather nice and friendly. She eventually brought up VIP, quoted 200 for CBJ and CFS for 15 min VIP. Told her I wasn't interested, but I was down for the 3 for 40 lap dances. She gave a very erotic lap dance, robustly yet sensually grinding that big phat azz all up and down on the mast. Allowed me to suckle on her teats and lightly stroke that cat, which became nice and wet by the third song.

Went back to the main floor looking for Awesome and periodically checking on the roll call for her. I observed Lolita was keeping the trail hot leading back to the VIP. At this point I had given up on Awesome showing up and was about to depart when Lizzy shows up again. I had already waved her off once and like a bad penny she turns up again. Again she made her offer for VIP and I declined telling her I had to get on the road before rush hour. Undeterred she then says she can do 100 for the 15 min VIP. I said no I got to go. She then says ok I can do 50 for CBJ and CFS, and I will give you an extra 10 min to your time. The extra 10 min was a lie, but I knew this at the time. Did a quick mental calculation and thought quick suck and fuck for total of 130 was not bad considering Bidenflation and all. The experience in the VIP was very clinical, almost sterile. Surprised she didn't wear rubber gloves. Her best attribute is her really thick head of hair which she allowed me to stroke while giving CBJ. I knew we had to be getting short on time so I told her let's fuck. She asked if she could get on top while I sat on that nasty ass vinyl covered love seat. Here is where Lizzy whacked me. She had a firm grip on the base of the condom while doing camel slide. I was doing my damdest to force my way in there but she would always maneuver away as soon as I got the head in. About that time the bouncer hollered at Lizzy indicating time was up. I just continued with the covered camel slide with picture shows of Rocky in my head till I blasted in the cover, all the while praying the rubber would break covering her little snatch with my boyzinberries. Despicable little cum dodging dancer. I decided not to make an issue of it and gave her 50 when getting dressed. Even gave me her number and told me we could have more fun at her place.

Thinking about my next trip to Synn and stepping into the ring with Rocky. Also Vanity could be a candidate for VIP. Her pic on the rollcall shows her ass that looks like it could accommodate a 5 inch diameter pipe. Vanity also told me she is open to kissing, but probably would be an upcharge for that I'm thinking.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Synn Industry has hot women that I never Vipdanced with, Anyone try Milani $$* Passions Sister? Paris looked good& Arial (yummie) LaLa not bad,& Diamond (she's the only one I experienced in this post, boring!!). Lola?? Is she cute?? Never met. Dream always looks good to me. Lolita, you look good to me, try talking to the customers. Cleo, now she's hot, again she is hard to talk to, busy.....,any pretty Petite dancers you all recommend, please comment.,. (Rialto)Jenny at Spearmint Rhino is perfect petite, slim. But, haven't seen her in a while. Petite Latina extras, tell us your list please.

Milani. Cute chick, cute personality, smelly V, down for extras. One of the only girls I've cut the dance short / didn't get my nut because I couldn't handle the smell. Maybe it was just bad timing for her or my nose is too sensitive, but yeah that's that.

Paris. Always a good time, super chill and laid back. I know most of us are looking for value but she's a top performer and you'll know where those extra few bucks went.

Ariel, Lala, Diamond, Dream, Lolita. No experience.

Lola. Similar to Paris, great vibe and fun. More expensive and cutthroat than Paris though. Won't hook it up with discounts / freebies, but I don't really go to her regularly to establish enough rapport.

Cleo. Super hot and fun girl, I turned her down the first time because I was waiting for someone else and she got pretty upset and avoided me since. Don't play hard to get with this one she'll get offended. Once you get her attention hold onto it, assuming you want to get a dance with her.

[Fruit Cake]

Synn Industry has hot women that I never Vipdanced with, Anyone try Milani $$* Passions Sister? Paris looked good& Arial (yummie) LaLa not bad,& Diamond (she's the only one I experienced in this post, boring!!). Lola?? Is she cute?? Never met. Dream always looks good to me. Lolita, you look good to me, try talking to the customers. Cleo, now she's hot, again she is hard to talk to, busy.....,any pretty Petite dancers you all recommend, please comment.,. (Rialto)Jenny at Spearmint Rhino is perfect petite, slim. But, haven't seen her in a while. Petite Latina extras, tell us your list please.

[Roundhound1]

Ok Guys, who's the go to Paradise Dancer to get The best VIP WITH THAT'S PRETTY DAMN HOT AND ECONOMICAL?? ROLL CALL NEW FACES LOOKING GOOOD!

Gingers was awesome but have not seen her in a while at paradise.

[Download X]

Similar thing happened to me by Synn Katalina. I'm sitting there minding my own business and she plops down and chats me up. Nice enough girl, 2 min in she asks if I want a dance I politely decline. She asks for a tip and I laugh. She's still looking at me and I say "Wait are you serious? No. " LOL.

When this happens, I get up and leave. She can keep the dance money. Another girl will soon take her place and make the tip.

Faith at Synn, Thought her pic online and in-person wasn't too bad, so took her up on lap dance special. And wow is she another surcharge person before the dance even starts even jokingly adding $1 M tip. Commented nude / touching with tip so I said why not and gave some spare change of $7. Little did I know that tip amounted to nothing. No topless no nude no sensual dance. All air. Nearing the end of the session asked want to tip more for topless. Said no, and she ended dance a bit early.

Just crazy that these girls are getting away with air dances or not even topless at all, when if they dance on stage some go topless for nothing.

They won't get away with air dances when you post it here. Name and shame. We've done it for years here, and I don't see any of the old air dancers when I go. This is a fair and honest solution to bad service.

I am polite to every girl out of habit, if I see one of their faces again and they approach me I will give a polite but passive aggressive "No" before they say a word. If they realize they've met you before, even better because they have a chance to figure out they're not welcome for past behavior.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Faith at Synn, Thought her pic online and in-person wasn't too bad, so took her up on lap dance special. And wow is she another surcharge person before the dance even starts even jokingly adding $1 M tip. Commented nude / touching with tip so I said why not and gave some spare change of $7. Little did I know that tip amounted to nothing. No topless no nude no sensual dance. All air. Nearing the end of the session asked want to tip more for topless. Said no, and she ended dance a bit early.

Just crazy that these girls are getting away with air dances or not even topless at all, when if they dance on stage some go topless for nothing.

For a mileage club like Synn, just a waste, so spend money on someone else.

Similar thing happened to me by Synn Katalina. I'm sitting there minding my own business and she plops down and chats me up. Nice enough girl, 2 min in she asks if I want a dance I politely decline. She asks for a tip and I laugh. She's still looking at me and I say "Wait are you serious? No. " LOL.

[CumDripp]

Faith at Synn, Thought her pic online and in-person wasn't too bad, so took her up on lap dance special. And wow is she another surcharge person before the dance even starts even jokingly adding $1 M tip. Commented nude / touching with tip so I said why not and gave some spare change of $7. Little did I know that tip amounted to nothing. No topless no nude no sensual dance. All air. Nearing the end of the session asked want to tip more for topless. Said no, and she ended dance a bit early.

Just crazy that these girls are getting away with air dances or not even topless at all, when if they dance on stage some go topless for nothing.

For a mileage club like Synn, just a waste, so spend money on someone else.

[Download X]

They happen every Friday and Saturday in Expose in SD. It's not my thing but worth checking out for the novelty. On those days, the have a professional photographer who then picks photos to upload on their website. WTF! So don't sit at the tip rail if you mind that. After the show the star girl will give lap dances, same as any other girl.

Expose is cool in that they have a professional photographer on hand and upload hundreds of their photos. I checked and I'm not in any of them, so here you go:
https://exposesd.com/gallery-2024/

Feature videos:
https://exposesd.com/feature-videos/

Championships:
https://exposesd.com/elite-championships/

So like I say, this club is unique. It's not my thing but may interest others. I will say even though I didn't expect anything out of the guest performances (I was just there for lap dances), the girls did a good job. It was much better than I expected, I'm glad I saw it. Again, for the novelty. They interact with every guy who sits at the tip rail, which is a lot of fun.

[LilTrucker909]

Ok finally someone that can work on a budget.

Edith cute petite data, DATY, 69 BBBJ.

CIM all $300. $500 Otc for the whole night.

Stop giving yo $$ to pieface nyoko (Synn) by the way she smells like taliapa.

Vee or yella (Synn).

Misty & Violet from what Rhino Mr. King?

[XBiker]

Imperial Showgirls North Hills has a poster advertising their $70 Fridays VIPs. Right on the damn the poster they say "$30 suggested gratuity". Never seen that before from the club. How stupid do they think we are. Haven't actually been there yet. Half the girls on the roll call look good and half look like the usual ghetto trash that is taking over a lot of clubs. Anyone been?

I would guess Kim is not taking a hit from the discount and it's all coming out of the dancer's cut. IGNH dancers are not really on board with it. So, this stupid "suggested gratuity" line in ad is mostly a lame attempt to get dancers to work Friday. We're running a special, but we're going to ask the customer to pay you to full price.

[XBiker]

I've seen. Lindsey Meadows at SR LA. Christy Mack SR COI. And 2 other pornstars I forget their names at the old Monarchs COI.

I shoulda played dumb when I got a dance from Lindsey Meadows. Mistakenly told her I was a big fan of her work (which I was) and she hit me with a $400 tip ask. Which I gave heh. I was still a baby back then nobody judge me.

There are still "porn stars" dancing as house dancers. Features are long gone from the LA scene.

[XBiker]

I recall back in the 2000's Spearmint Rhino was in the business of featuring adult performers on weekends. I've personally seen Tera Patrick, Shay Sights and Xxxena. There was also Lisa Ann and Jenna Jameson. They would perform two or three shows, sell their merchandise and provided lap dances. The shows were pretty tame because I'm guessing due to strict California guidelines. However I like them because the club would play longer songs for the house dancers giving a better lap dance experience. I'm guessing they have been phased out due to lack of interest, performers demanding more money and house dancers complaining performers cutting into their business.

Thanks to internet porn and OnlyFans, there are very few big-name porn stars like the one you named anymore. Lot of today's "porn stars" would not draw in crowds like Jenna Jameson did. From what I understand, clubs didn't pay features directly, they would make their money off merchandise and lap dances. But the club had to guarantee they would a specific amount of money. If a feature didn't make that much, the club was on the hook for difference. As more and more girls doing porn because of the internet, large crossover stars, like Tera Patrick, has become a thing of the past. So, clubs stop drawing in the causal fans and had to start paying out on their guarantees.

[XBiker]

Ok Guys, who's the go to Paradise Dancer to get The best VIP WITH THAT'S PRETTY DAMN HOT AND ECONOMICAL?? ROLL CALL NEW FACES LOOKING GOOOD!

Some of pics on Kim's sites are not accurate. There has been couple of times where I've looked at lineup at Paradise and that thought that pretty "DAMN HOT" lineup, only to completely disappointed when I go in. Take Jess's pictures, they're old one when she had implants. Her tits aren't that big anymore and given the fact she refuses to go topless, I would assume that she had some serious problems with the implants.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

I recall back in the 2000's Spearmint Rhino was in the business of featuring adult performers on weekends. I've personally seen Tera Patrick, Shay Sights and Xxxena. There was also Lisa Ann and Jenna Jameson. They would perform two or three shows, sell their merchandise and provided lap dances. The shows were pretty tame because I'm guessing due to strict California guidelines. However I like them because the club would play longer songs for the house dancers giving a better lap dance experience. I'm guessing they have been phased out due to lack of interest, performers demanding more money and house dancers complaining performers cutting into their business.

I've seen. Lindsey Meadows at SR LA. Christy Mack SR COI. And 2 other pornstars I forget their names at the old Monarchs COI.

I shoulda played dumb when I got a dance from Lindsey Meadows. Mistakenly told her I was a big fan of her work (which I was) and she hit me with a $400 tip ask. Which I gave heh. I was still a baby back then nobody judge me.