Massage Parlor Reports

[Skeever]

I was passing through the area late one fine morning, and realized I needed to pick up a few things from the grocery store. And as long as I was in the parking lot, I figured I may as well stop by Relax, too.

I rang the bell and waited outside for what feel like an eternity (probably just under a minute in real time). It's a fairly busy street, so you definitely feel like a cockroach with a flashlight shined on him while you're out there. At least I fared better than some poor fellow who rang twice with no reply while I was on the table.

This was my third visit, and my third different therapist: Cici (Cece? I'd rank her in the middle between my previous care providers, Michelle (#1) and Emmy / Amy (#3), both in terms of looks and service. Medium height, natural small Bs, and a fairly large tat on her lower abdomen. I'm guessing somewhere in her 30's?

Upon reaching a room, Cece requested $50 for a massage with table shower, and I handed her two bills with a smile. She gave a very capable table shower with some nice body-to-body teasing. A little more time would've been nice, actually, as we were done a little quicker than expected. It was noticeable cold in the store after finishing the shower, and I had to drape a fresh towel over myself for warmth while Cici prepared arrangements.

I don't know if it was her comfort level or if my L'il Buddy looked at her wrong, but she administered a CBJ, even though the previous two therapists gave BBBJs. She had good technique, though, so I honestly can't complain too much. I particularly enjoyed a move that I'd compare to gently eating a cob of corn. She prepared to hop on board, but I prefer L2 and asked her to finish me that way, which she readily accommodated. Ceci cleaned things up then gave a brief, light teasing with her hands. I've come to expect minimal massage service here.

Long story short, Relax continues to be a winner and retains top ranking on my personal list.

[SpaGuy21]

Anyone have a chance to check out the new spa, W Foot Spa, at 45 XX Oakton? I see they are advertising on STG, which doesn't mean much, and curious what the talent might be like.

[Jtfromthed]

I agree that parking in the Jewell lot is the way to go.

I went last week and was not disappointed. I didn't get a name, but the lady was very short and had a small belly. Saw a more attractive option on my way out, will probably go back at some point.

Paid $$ up front, went back go the shower and got the B2 B treatment, she was very good. Good enough that I wound up blowing a load while she was sliding my johnson between her tits. She giggled a bit and we went back to the room. In the room she gave a decent massage, on the flip BBBJ for a bit, then the condom went on and did missionary for a while. After a bit of that, I took off the condom and asked for BBBJ again, and she started deep throating it until I went again. Not sure if MSOG is the norm here, but I appreciated it. Would definitely go again.

[DeeDee86]

GK has the right idea. The parking lot is safe and has high visibility. Do yourself a favor and give it another go.

Speaking of which, the last time I went, I drew either Emmy or Amy who was super short with natural Cs (with a slight belly and an unremarkable face). And when I say short, I mean painfully short. My neck and jaw got sore from trying to reciprocate during a blowie. Her table shower skills were weaker than average for Relax, but still a pretty good time overall.

The parking lot is a fail safe. Walk directly to Howard. The north side -and act like you've been there but don't be cocky (look at your phone of something). The riff-raff don't hang out in front of the shop. Or. Take the el. It's busier, there is a cop presence more than not these days.

[Skeever]

...you can park at the nearby Jewel Osco and walk over if you don't want to take the train. I would definitely recommend it because they offer great service there with an all inclusive rate and some friendly and sexy masseuses.

GK has the right idea. The parking lot is safe and has high visibility. Do yourself a favor and give it another go.

Speaking of which, the last time I went, I drew either Emmy or Amy who was super short with natural Cs (with a slight belly and an unremarkable face). And when I say short, I mean painfully short. My neck and jaw got sore from trying to reciprocate during a blowie. Her table shower skills were weaker than average for Relax, but still a pretty good time overall.

[Trajanic]

2 up front.

What do you mean "up front"? In my experience, being "kind" up front means you just get hit up again later / don't get much value. PM me if you like.

[GoldKnight]

There were several groups of black men hanging out on Howard near the spa. Not sure it is for drug deals or what. Just letting folks know the type of area. You definitely don't want to park there.

Those folks like to congregate on the corner but I've never been bothered by them, they're just hanging out. There's Park and rides along the Purple and Yellow lines that are about a 10 min train ride away from Relax or you can park at the nearby Jewel Osco and walk over if you don't want to take the train. I would definitely recommend it because they offer great service there with an all inclusive rate and some friendly and sexy masseuses.

[SmileySam]

Take the train next time, it's next to a very busy transit terminal and has tons of security nearby, great place to visit using CTA and completely safe from my experience.

There were several groups of black men hanging out on Howard near the spa. Not sure it is for drug deals or what. Just letting folks know the type of area. You definitely don't want to park there.

[GoldKnight]

Drove by the spa. It is a very rough area. Felt very unsafe. Drove away.

Take the train next time, it's next to a very busy transit terminal and has tons of security nearby, great place to visit using CTA and completely safe from my experience.

[SmileySam]

Drove by the spa. It is a very rough area. Felt very unsafe. Drove away.

[JohnnyD12]

How she look?

It's been a bit since I was there but I remember a 30's little spinner who was bubbly and fun to be with. Can't recall a name.

[ShakeNBake69]

Was in the area running some errands and decided to stop in. Met Sophia, nice petite Asian with a friendly attitude. English is not her 1st language but used translator to communicate so that helped. Her Massage was nice and slow and relaxing, just what I needed. I Left very happy at the end and enjoyed her sweet personality. I'll definitely be back again since she said she's here until the end of the month. Enjoy guys.

[Goofy89]

Can confirm W has at least L1 service available.

How she look?

[JohnnyD12]

Foot spa on Oakton and W massage on Dempster post posting similar ads and both respond with same text response that give Zero indication of non professional offerings. Both numbers both end similarly too. Smells of pork, but if anyone wants to be the first to check it out let us know how it goes.

Also Sunny on dempster is quick in and out $ old fashioned handy dandy.

Can confirm W has at least L1 service available.

[Chicago Rocks]

Howard / Dodge closes with a sign telling us to take our business to Sherman spa.

At first it was ok / comparable.

Two out of the last three visits, they would only let me book 30 min when I requested 60 min, said they didn't have enough people working. The last visit they took money for 60 min visit, but ended it at 45 min.

For all three visits, the didn't even provide a mediocre level massage.

This area needs another massage spot!

Stay Safe,

CR.