Massage Parlor Reports

[Troy300]

Back again, lost login. New profile.

Anybody partake in Tiffs costume party? I was out of country and missed it, enjoyed it in the past, any new talent there?

[TechTraveler77]

Nice lady and takes time with great massage and pleasantries. Yes there bigger than average and she'll travel with you to Russia and leave you with thoughts of coming back.

Decided to swing by the Chinese Massage on Vanborn after hearing rumors of new girls. When I stopped in I noticed Mia was back and chose her since I had her in the past. Average looking petite late 30's early 40's girl that is friendly and has been accommodating for good tips. YMMV. I did notice another taller girl there who appeared to have some nice Ds. I asked Mia about her and she said her name was Jenny. Anybody have any intel on her? PM is preferred.

[Lamarr]

Travels a lot.

Has anyone else had trouble seeing Breeze this week. I usually have no trouble hearing back from her but she still hasn't responded or it looks like my message was not even delivered. Just wondering.

Thanks in advance.

[Lifting620]

Has anyone else had trouble seeing Breeze this week. I usually have no trouble hearing back from her but she still hasn't responded or it looks like my message was not even delivered. Just wondering. Thanks in advance.

I saw her on Saturday. Same Jen.

[Ohiobucks]

Has anyone else had trouble seeing Breeze this week. I usually have no trouble hearing back from her but she still hasn't responded or it looks like my message was not even delivered. Just wondering.

Thanks in advance.

[Nnapmas]

Wow. Judging by the photo, she's the most beautiful massage therapist I've seen in the area. Too bad it seems legit.

Nothing screams legit more than being in Bloomfield Hills. I think I know how this is going to end up LOL.

[MongerMan313]

Le Petit Massage.

(586) 855-6642.

https://g.co/kgs/UjCaaY8

Wow. Judging by the photo, she's the most beautiful massage therapist I've seen in the area. Too bad it seems legit.

[IAmNotMe]

I'm trying to look it up and nothing, where can I find info please.

Le Petit Massage.

(586) 855-6642.

https://g.co/kgs/UjCaaY8

[KennJak]

She's definitely a cutie but judging by the thick blanket on top of the table and all of her reviews being mostly women, I'd say the odds are probably not in your favor but you never know. I will say, you can tell she has a very nice massage table though. Wide, heated and the face cradle is very padded. A table with a small hole cutout loses its luster after one time LOL.

I'm trying to look it up and nothing, where can I find info please.

[Gyxser70]

Anyone had extras in his place? Masseuse Is Hot! Her name is Keito. Just wondering if anyone is successful.

She's definitely a cutie but judging by the thick blanket on top of the table and all of her reviews being mostly women, I'd say the odds are probably not in your favor but you never know. I will say, you can tell she has a very nice massage table though. Wide, heated and the face cradle is very padded. A table with a small hole cutout loses its luster after one time LOL.

[SkinDogToo]

Anyone had extras in his place? Masseuse Is Hot! Her name is Keito. Just wondering if anyone is successful.

She looks great. I'll try to get in there a few times to TOFTT.

[LazyLover]

I love #7 when it happens, but I am probably a werido.

My add for this amusing list is:

#11 Google Review is less than 10 reviews, and all the women on the reviews are 1 star, and all the men are 5 star.

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this on the Alabama forum and though it was funny, so I decided to pass it along:

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing neon signs with words like "massage" or "body rub". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know mongers like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location. If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a hand job = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual: miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending. If I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a hand job (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied baby sacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like Vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

[Ts1976]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this on the Alabama forum and though it was funny, so I decided to pass it along:

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing neon signs with words like "massage" or "body rub". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know mongers like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location. If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a hand job = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual: miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending. If I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a hand job (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied baby sacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like Vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

[WillyMatt123]

Went to 8 star. Last visit wasn't so good, but previous ones were good to excellent. Called first, asked mama if Cindy was working. She says no. Yumi here and she it best one. Decided to take a flyer. Get there greeted by Jenny. I said, I'm here to see Yumi. She says Yumi doesn't work here anymore. I said huh? She did 30 minutes ago according to mama. She says how good she will take care of me. I say no, thanks anyway, I'm going to leave. Once I make up my mind to leave, that's it. I never change my mind. She continues to sell me and even though she's not my type, I cave and stay. What a frigging rookie mistake. Worst session of all time in a AMP. Will not let me put it all the way in, keeps pushing me back. Finally I say what the hell are you doing? She says how about I get in top. Ok, what the hell. Won't let me all the way in, positions so I cand put here down on it. I said what the fuck, get off me. Got dressed and left. Money down the drain, and I left untrained. My fault. NEVER CHANGE YOUR MIND. All my fault. Guarantee that never happens again. Thought about raising hell with mama, but would be pointless.

[Rgv956]

Anyone had extras in his place? Masseuse Is Hot! Her name is Keito. Just wondering if anyone is successful.