Massage Parlor Reports

**FantasticFour** · 11-01-24 20:36

Originally Posted by RufusDoofus [View Original Post]

Went to Spa Sasha and received a pretty decent massage from the MMS. On the flip I had to take matters into my own hands. Is that really all that's on the menu? Any more recent reports here?

I'm now 0-5 at Gunston Massage, the Chinese spot in Lorton. I saw Anna 3 x and Rose twice. Anybody have any luck here?

Had to respond to this one; yes, Gunston Massage is TOTALLY legit! However, the ladies provide an outstanding massage if you visit for pain or just simple relaxation from stress and do not need other forms of attention. I went there twice over the past 4 months for back issues, and Anna provided some great back relief that put me to sleep.

Fellas, if you want an excellent legit massage, go there or D's Massage Spa in Fairfax. Sometimes, our bodies just need it.

P.S. I have more to post about a non-legit massage. Just wait for it.

FF OUT!

**Novacreeper** · 11-01-24 19:50

Originally Posted by HaroldMyers [View Original Post]

This place has a horrible smell. I've tried to go twice. Both times it just stank!

I'm a long time lurker & poster on here and lately every good review gets some BS dick complaining about the place I posted about & how bad the girl smelled or the place. If it were bad I'd post bad or most likely not waste my money and certainly not go back as you said you did. Have fun with this site man, life's short.

**BubbleBoi402** · 11-01-24 19:34

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Mistake #1 you didn't take her up on the TS. Possible mistake #2 was not taking all your clothes off. She was not comfortable with you showing that you aren't LE, therefore you got nothing. They are a FS shop so massage is pretty much non-existent, especially when they haven't cleaned you beforehand. What were your expectations? You need to RTFF to learn apparently.

His posting history suggests that he's not a newbie. There is no Susan at this spa. The same "review" also got posted in another site, stating this fictional "Susan" is 55+.

**VaPlay** · 11-01-24 18:55

Mistake #1 you didn't take her up on the TS. Possible mistake #2 was not taking all your clothes off. She was not comfortable with you showing that you aren't LE, therefore you got nothing. They are a FS shop so massage is pretty much non-existent, especially when they haven't cleaned you beforehand. What were your expectations? You need to RTFF to learn apparently.

Originally Posted by NarrowLeeway [View Original Post]

This was my first time to come this facility. I did not call to make an appointment but just stopped by in the evening It was a private environment with sufficient parking spaces. Susan greeted me and lead me to the room. She asked for house fee first and I gave it to her. Asking if I want a table shower and I declined. The facility is in first floor with decent decorations. She asked me if I wanted strong or soft massage. I picked medium strength. The massage was barely OK. There was no touch allowed in any moment. I gave up my hope for anything going to be good to happen. There would not be a HE in this place at least in my first visit. Based on the experience, I do not recommend it.

**MammaryGlands** · 11-01-24 15:27

Aqua Wellness vs Joyfulbay for the FS. What would be pros and cons of these two? Thank you in advance.

**NarrowLeeway** · 11-01-24 14:23

This was my first time to come this facility. I did not call to make an appointment but just stopped by in the evening It was a private environment with sufficient parking spaces. Susan greeted me and lead me to the room. She asked for house fee first and I gave it to her. Asking if I want a table shower and I declined. The facility is in first floor with decent decorations. She asked me if I wanted strong or soft massage. I picked medium strength. The massage was barely OK. There was no touch allowed in any moment. I gave up my hope for anything going to be good to happen. There would not be a HE in this place at least in my first visit. Based on the experience, I do not recommend it.

**CanaPunter** · 11-01-24 12:40

Originally Posted by Amsterdam2022 [View Original Post]

How would you call different types of massage.

1) Legit? You stay with your underwear and the masseuse avoid any butt touch or sensitive areas.

2) Legit or semi erotic? The masseuse touches your butt but no touch of sensitive areas.

3) Legit, semi erotic? Or erotic? The masseuse touches sensitive areas, allows / or not allows roaming but not HE.

4) Erotic? He, roaming, sensitive areas. But no abbreviations BBJJFS etc.

I am sure you can find soft touch massage from young MT, with of without L1 finish, Ace in Vienna was like that before covid. You will not find this in FS place though.

**Harold Myers** · 11-01-24 01:03

This place has a horrible smell. I've tried to go twice. Both times it just stank!

Originally Posted by Novacreeper [View Original Post]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&sour...30413550250000

3219 Columbia pike , near Glebe rd

**RufusDoofus** · 11-01-24 00:53

Went to Spa Sasha and received a pretty decent massage by the MMS. On the flip I had to take matters into my own hands. Is that really all that's on the menu? Any more recent reports here?

I'm now 0-5 at Gunston Massage, the Chinese spot in Lorton. I saw Anna 3 x and Rose twice. Anybody have any luck here?

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-31-24 18:37

Originally Posted by FearlessFlash [View Original Post]

With how much money they're making it's sort of amazing that it's near exclusively Asians doing it and the whole organization behind it. The cameras being watched by someone off site, the multiple AMPs all run by the same groups. The amount of women that need translators to communicate but also make an insane amount of money in a day.

Especially in this down economy I've seen strippers on X complain about not being able to clear 1000 on a weekend, meanwhile these women do it without breaking a sweat.

Most parlors have medium to low traffic. Not every provider is desirable. Robbery and rape happen. And the forever fear of LE. It's not an easy job.

**FearlessFlash** · 10-31-24 18:19

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

They just can't. They don't know how much is tipped. Even if they know, they can't get their hand on it. The providers won't give them that. There is no employment contract or anything. House can't control the tip. If they try to force it, providers call police and play victim. The house is down and face possible prison time. A decent parlor with table shower might have 2+ providers. Charging 80 per hour with 20 customer already yields 1600 a day.

With how much money they're making it's sort of amazing that it's near exclusively Asians doing it and the whole organization behind it. The cameras being watched by someone off site, the multiple AMPs all run by the same groups. The amount of women that need translators to communicate but also make an insane amount of money in a day.

Especially in this down economy I've seen strippers on X complain about not being able to clear 1000 on a weekend, meanwhile these women do it without breaking a sweat.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-31-24 16:49

Originally Posted by FearlessFlash [View Original Post]

I've always assumed the house gets a chunk of their tips too. Because if not that's quite a bit of money they're making, especially tax free. Probably making more than the customers. Quite a bit more money than if they'd had a "legit" job. Especially at these more popular places where they're booked the entire day. Clearing 1000 if they're there the end day.

They just can't. They don't know how much is tipped. Even if they know, they can't get their hand on it. The providers won't give them that. There is no employment contract or anything. House can't control the tip. If they try to force it, providers call police and play victim. The house is down and face possible prison time. A decent parlor with table shower might have 2+ providers. Charging 80 per hour with 20 customer already yields 1600 a day.

**FearlessFlash** · 10-31-24 16:39

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

No. These AMP providers rarely, likely never, see a cut of the house fee, their primary income comes from the tips and they are not putting in work to do an actual legit massage for cheap tips (for massage only).

I've always assumed the house gets a chunk of their tips too. Because if not that's quite a bit of money they're making, especially tax free. Probably making more than the customers. Quite a bit more money than if they'd had a "legit" job. Especially at these more popular places where they're booked the entire day. Clearing 1000 if they're there the end day.

**Asphalt** · 10-31-24 16:27

Originally Posted by CommandF [View Original Post]

I've been here many a times. The girls here are older even by AMP standards but they get pretty friendly after a few repeats.

I sensed that for some reason. That's enough of a recommendation that I'll try it and see how good it gets.

**Amsterdam2022** · 10-31-24 15:38

Originally Posted by ArtistOfWar1 [View Original Post]

Why not just go to an actual massage place?

How would you call different types of massage.

1) Legit? You stay with your underwear and the masseuse avoid any butt touch or sensitive areas.

2) Legit or semi erotic? The masseuse touches your butt but no touch of sensitive areas.

3) Legit, semi erotic? Or erotic? The masseuse touches sensitive areas, allows / or not allows roaming but not HE.

4) Erotic? He, roaming, sensitive areas. But no abbreviations BBJJFS etc.