Massage Parlor Reports

**Novacreeper** · 11-01-24 19:50

Originally Posted by HaroldMyers [View Original Post]

This place has a horrible smell. I've tried to go twice. Both times it just stank!

I'm a long time lurker & poster on here and lately every good review gets some BS dick complaining about the place I posted about & how bad the girl smelled or the place. If it were bad I'd post bad or most likely not waste my money and certainly not go back as you said you did. Have fun with this site man, life's short.

**BubbleBoi402** · 11-01-24 19:34

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Mistake #1 you didn't take her up on the TS. Possible mistake #2 was not taking all your clothes off. She was not comfortable with you showing that you aren't LE, therefore you got nothing. They are a FS shop so massage is pretty much non-existent, especially when they haven't cleaned you beforehand. What were your expectations? You need to RTFF to learn apparently.

His posting history suggests that he's not a newbie. There is no Susan at this spa. The same "review" also got posted in another site, stating this fictional "Susan" is 55+.

**VaPlay** · 11-01-24 18:55

Mistake #1 you didn't take her up on the TS. Possible mistake #2 was not taking all your clothes off. She was not comfortable with you showing that you aren't LE, therefore you got nothing. They are a FS shop so massage is pretty much non-existent, especially when they haven't cleaned you beforehand. What were your expectations? You need to RTFF to learn apparently.

Originally Posted by NarrowLeeway [View Original Post]

This was my first time to come this facility. I did not call to make an appointment but just stopped by in the evening It was a private environment with sufficient parking spaces. Susan greeted me and lead me to the room. She asked for house fee first and I gave it to her. Asking if I want a table shower and I declined. The facility is in first floor with decent decorations. She asked me if I wanted strong or soft massage. I picked medium strength. The massage was barely OK. There was no touch allowed in any moment. I gave up my hope for anything going to be good to happen. There would not be a HE in this place at least in my first visit. Based on the experience, I do not recommend it.

**MammaryGlands** · 11-01-24 15:27

Aqua Wellness vs Joyfulbay for the FS. What would be pros and cons of these two? Thank you in advance.

**NarrowLeeway** · 11-01-24 14:23

This was my first time to come this facility. I did not call to make an appointment but just stopped by in the evening It was a private environment with sufficient parking spaces. Susan greeted me and lead me to the room. She asked for house fee first and I gave it to her. Asking if I want a table shower and I declined. The facility is in first floor with decent decorations. She asked me if I wanted strong or soft massage. I picked medium strength. The massage was barely OK. There was no touch allowed in any moment. I gave up my hope for anything going to be good to happen. There would not be a HE in this place at least in my first visit. Based on the experience, I do not recommend it.

**CanaPunter** · 11-01-24 12:40

Originally Posted by Amsterdam2022 [View Original Post]

How would you call different types of massage.

1) Legit? You stay with your underwear and the masseuse avoid any butt touch or sensitive areas.

2) Legit or semi erotic? The masseuse touches your butt but no touch of sensitive areas.

3) Legit, semi erotic? Or erotic? The masseuse touches sensitive areas, allows / or not allows roaming but not HE.

4) Erotic? He, roaming, sensitive areas. But no abbreviations BBJJFS etc.

I am sure you can find soft touch massage from young MT, with of without L1 finish, Ace in Vienna was like that before covid. You will not find this in FS place though.

**Harold Myers** · 11-01-24 01:03

This place has a horrible smell. I've tried to go twice. Both times it just stank!

Originally Posted by Novacreeper [View Original Post]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&sour...30413550250000

3219 Columbia pike , near Glebe rd

**RufusDoofus** · 11-01-24 00:53

Went to Spa Sasha and received a pretty decent massage by the MMS. On the flip I had to take matters into my own hands. Is that really all that's on the menu? Any more recent reports here?

I'm now 0-5 at Gunston Massage, the Chinese spot in Lorton. I saw Anna 3 x and Rose twice. Anybody have any luck here?

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-31-24 18:37

Originally Posted by FearlessFlash [View Original Post]

With how much money they're making it's sort of amazing that it's near exclusively Asians doing it and the whole organization behind it. The cameras being watched by someone off site, the multiple AMPs all run by the same groups. The amount of women that need translators to communicate but also make an insane amount of money in a day.

Especially in this down economy I've seen strippers on X complain about not being able to clear 1000 on a weekend, meanwhile these women do it without breaking a sweat.

Most parlors have medium to low traffic. Not every provider is desirable. Robbery and rape happen. And the forever fear of LE. It's not an easy job.

**FearlessFlash** · 10-31-24 18:19

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

They just can't. They don't know how much is tipped. Even if they know, they can't get their hand on it. The providers won't give them that. There is no employment contract or anything. House can't control the tip. If they try to force it, providers call police and play victim. The house is down and face possible prison time. A decent parlor with table shower might have 2+ providers. Charging 80 per hour with 20 customer already yields 1600 a day.

With how much money they're making it's sort of amazing that it's near exclusively Asians doing it and the whole organization behind it. The cameras being watched by someone off site, the multiple AMPs all run by the same groups. The amount of women that need translators to communicate but also make an insane amount of money in a day.

Especially in this down economy I've seen strippers on X complain about not being able to clear 1000 on a weekend, meanwhile these women do it without breaking a sweat.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-31-24 16:49

Originally Posted by FearlessFlash [View Original Post]

I've always assumed the house gets a chunk of their tips too. Because if not that's quite a bit of money they're making, especially tax free. Probably making more than the customers. Quite a bit more money than if they'd had a "legit" job. Especially at these more popular places where they're booked the entire day. Clearing 1000 if they're there the end day.

They just can't. They don't know how much is tipped. Even if they know, they can't get their hand on it. The providers won't give them that. There is no employment contract or anything. House can't control the tip. If they try to force it, providers call police and play victim. The house is down and face possible prison time. A decent parlor with table shower might have 2+ providers. Charging 80 per hour with 20 customer already yields 1600 a day.

**FearlessFlash** · 10-31-24 16:39

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

No. These AMP providers rarely, likely never, see a cut of the house fee, their primary income comes from the tips and they are not putting in work to do an actual legit massage for cheap tips (for massage only).

I've always assumed the house gets a chunk of their tips too. Because if not that's quite a bit of money they're making, especially tax free. Probably making more than the customers. Quite a bit more money than if they'd had a "legit" job. Especially at these more popular places where they're booked the entire day. Clearing 1000 if they're there the end day.

**Asphalt** · 10-31-24 16:27

Originally Posted by CommandF [View Original Post]

I've been here many a times. The girls here are older even by AMP standards but they get pretty friendly after a few repeats.

I sensed that for some reason. That's enough of a recommendation that I'll try it and see how good it gets.

**Amsterdam2022** · 10-31-24 15:38

Originally Posted by ArtistOfWar1 [View Original Post]

Why not just go to an actual massage place?

How would you call different types of massage.

1) Legit? You stay with your underwear and the masseuse avoid any butt touch or sensitive areas.

2) Legit or semi erotic? The masseuse touches your butt but no touch of sensitive areas.

3) Legit, semi erotic? Or erotic? The masseuse touches sensitive areas, allows / or not allows roaming but not HE.

4) Erotic? He, roaming, sensitive areas. But no abbreviations BBJJFS etc.

**FearlessFlash** · 10-31-24 15:32

Originally Posted by FadingLust [View Original Post]

Skimming through reports of past year on this board. Observed couple members here swear by this parlor. Can't help myself chuckle at their loyalty towards an L1 place. Got severe shoulder and back pain due to prolonged overtime working in front of a computer. Decided to give May Wellness a try. If nothing erotic comes out of it, at least I receive decent massage, right? Arrived and asked for Cindy, who has songs sung for her. MMS, in a rather revealing yoga attire, fetched Cindy for me. Awesome, got my #1 choice this time! Here comes Cindy, who looks in her early 40's with OK face and not very curvy body, very GND. Opted for 90 min and gave 100 to her. She left and I undressed, laying face down nude. She came back and put a sheet on me. She then began her massage routine. This woman has strength! Asked her to go hard on me, no mercy. She delivered. Apparently, she's very talkative. Couldn't shut her up. Upon flip, she wrapped her hand around my friend and I gave her the go ahead nod. Well, she apparently only knew the jackhammer motion. I let her keep at it while my hands were reaching her tits. I'm a boobs guy but she only has small Bs. Feeling unsatisfied, I sit up and grabbed her waist, bringing her to the bed. Can't describe what happened next as she was worried MMS might find out. But she was very naughty indeed. After we were done, I tipped her 80. She seemed a bit disappointed. Here's the thing though, the total damage of 90 min was 180. A bit pricey for what it was. The massage was nice, but. I could add 20 more to have a 20's something from a place like Wed Spa for BBBJ and CFS. Yea, the massage would be lame and they might short my time. I don't know whether I will return.

I feel that the Chinese AMPs, especially younger ones feel like it's a waste of time if you don't want full CFS and it effects the service, they know the tip would be half for a L1 vs a CFS and treat it as such. At least that's my take, from quite a bit of experience. Same with them shorting your time, they'd prefer you finish as quick as possible.

If both people already know L1 is usually the most they can get away with it takes away the expectations and disappointment of not doing something more