Massage Parlor Reports

[Panchito33]

She's actually Malaysian. At least that's what she told me.

Pretty sure Paris is Chinese.

[Slammer6008]

Health Massage on Goldenwest. Milfs.

Lisa nice 7. Semi retired says only handles for now.

Coco pretty 8.

Linda cleaning lady 2, have to close you're eyes during BBBJ.

Did not see Erica..

Do you have to add Sasha also? I'll give her a 7.3 rating.

[RedRoddddd]

I think he is talking about F&C location.

Health Massage on Goldenwest. Milfs.

Lisa nice 7. Semi retired says only handles for now.

Coco pretty 8.

Linda cleaning lady 2, have to close you're eyes during BBBJ.

Did not see Erica.

Happy hunting.

Red.

[Fuzion]

Oh my, Coco got some skill, I thought I was going to shoot during her oralization. I think she is in her 40's with plastic work on her face and c-section scar on her belly. But her body is like solid rock! It must all those sexercises. Highly recommend Coco. Isabella came into room after my 15 20 minutes of bliss out of 45 minute paid time, and pressed her beautiful bounties to my face. I thought wow she is hotter than Coco, and I got to see her next. BUT having read fellow mongers review, I plan to go back to Coco unless of course other fellow mongers rave about Yumi. Yumi too came into the room after my deed, and she was touching my already worn our Jr and telling me let's go again. I told Yumi that Coco dried me up so I have none to spare. Yumi says see me next time, but she wasn't attractive to me. Frankly speaking, Coso was not attractive, either, but normally, I don't really say NO to them unless they are hideous. If I saw Isabella first, I would have definitely picked her, but I am glad I experienced Coco. You got to ask her to give you a table shower. Have fun, gents!

Thanks, I am glad we have similar taste and that my review helped. Yeah, Isabella looks way better (and if you saw her first, I'm almost certain anyone would pick her) but Coco is solid. I rate her lower on looks but service is much better and that vag is nice and tight (probably from kegels). I don't like it when people say a girl is a 9.

[BigBoDonk]

Is Old Lisa Lips the granny? Where in WM? TIA.

I think he is talking about F&C location.

[TrevorPro83]

I saw her to yesterday. She speaks good English I think she maybe the manager. She gave me her name and totally drop the ball. She's would not allow any touching between the legs but did take her top off. She had some huge flapjacks looking breasts with some dark nipples. She was very quirky.

All the talk of Sheila I thought I'd try but try my luck with who was there. A slimmer woman answered and took me back. Gave a good massage. She knew what I was there for and a great HJ. Clothes on. Didn't try any groping. Then continued with a good massage.

[CarlosD3]

I stopped by my favorite gentleman's club RS last night, texting ahead for Paris. The previously provided descriptions of her are accurate: blonde, big manmade Ds, soft ass, and pretty face. She started with a muscle kneading massage before asking if I would like some rimming, an offer I've yet to decline. Next up, Yaya pops in wearing a little school girl outfit and asks if I would like a second girl, again an offer I've yet to decline. I forgot how amazing Yaya's natural tits are, just perfectly soft and large enough to fit in my Trump-sized hands.

The next thirty minutes of action were quite a blur. I was making out with one of them while the other was taking me deepthroat, then 69 ing with one while the other polished my balls. Both of them are grade A cock goblins. The highlight was when both girls got to the end of the table and simultaneously sucked my cock, with both sets of lips on either side going up and down, just like a porno. I was in heaven.

They suited me up and Yaya hopped on, me squeezing those beautiful breasts the whole time. Next, they switch rubbers and Paris hops on while Yaya makes out with me, but Paris is fucking me with a purpose. After a short while, I couldn't help but release an explosive load in the bag. It was so awesome I couldn't help but start laughing.

Both these ladies get A+ for service and Enthusiasm. They even dressed me and put my shoes back on, kissing me all the way to the door.

There's a great line in an episode of HBO's Industry where a character getting shot up with heroin says "it's not an addiction if you can afford it. " I will keep telling myself that, LOL.

[Helmette]

Oh my, Coco got some skill, I thought I was going to shoot during her oralization. I think she is in her 40's with plastic work on her face and c-section scar on her belly. But her body is like solid rock! It must all those sexercises. Highly recommend Coco. Isabella came into room after my 15 20 minutes of bliss out of 45 minute paid time, and pressed her beautiful bounties to my face. I thought wow she is hotter than Coco, and I got to see her next. BUT having read fellow mongers review, I plan to go back to Coco unless of course other fellow mongers rave about Yumi. Yumi too came into the room after my deed, and she was touching my already worn our Jr and telling me let's go again. I told Yumi that Coco dried me up so I have none to spare. Yumi says see me next time, but she wasn't attractive to me. Frankly speaking, Coso was not attractive, either, but normally, I don't really say NO to them unless they are hideous. If I saw Isabella first, I would have definitely picked her, but I am glad I experienced Coco. You got to ask her to give you a table shower. Have fun, gents!

I concur with this review and I no longer trust the other reviewers (we obviously have different taste, nothing personal) who reviewed her.

I saw her and Coco. Isabella definitely looks hotter and has a better BBBJ vs. Coco, but that's about it. 30's, average build, kind of fobby ABG looking, fake tits. Attitude was bad and service wasn't great either (no DFK). Felt rushed, felt fake (listening to her speak in Chinese regularly then fake moan was a turn off), and didn't seem that into it. Probably likes money more than cock.

Coco on the other hand, was the reason why I visited. I thought she would be the Coco from Natures, one I think is my ATF, but she wasn't. This Coco is 40's, fake tits, I don't want to say spinner, but she was like 5'1 or 5'2 so on the shorter side with an average build. I enjoyed my time with her and her pussy is way tighter than Isabella's. Also is great at DFK and seems to enjoy cock. She seemed down letting me CIM then CIP (covered), whereas most girls would just reject you.

Isabella FBSA: 6/7/4/4.

Coco FBSA: 5/6/7/7.

I'd pick Coco over Isabella, every day of the week. And I'm still on the look out for the other Coco, younger 30's, fake tits, sakura / cherry blossom tree tattoo on her side, and is basically a freak.

[LabiaFedora]

Who's a good BBBJ expert in OC? GG WM Orange Santa Ana areas.

Selina at Right was awesome. 5*.

Coco at Le Palace was porn star polishing little Red.

Old Lisa Lips in WM is a pro polisher.

Not into Grannies.

MILFs' OK.

Happy hunting.

Red.

Is Old Lisa Lips the granny? Where in WM? TIA.

[AnthonyRob]

Pairs is definitely one of the best all around for AMP experience. She Always starts out standing at your head with a great massage. Then she will also climb up on the table with her cooter in your face, so she can rub your lower back. Paris is very fit and energetic. She got a 36 DD big natural tits and I am a big tits fan so it is perfect for me. After this she comes to the side of the table and starts to play with the boys and she found out I was fully erect. She also do rimjob for me and it is so amazing and then she says to turn over. We then start in 69 position and BBBJ and her pussy is wet and I'm really horny. I have not see her before. I heard from my friend. He is highly recommended me about Paris. He said Paris is the best best service girl in USA. So back to the massage. Tapped her and said let's go. She put on the cover with her mouth and rolled it all the way down my shaft. We did cowgirl for a while and I massaged her beautiful body. Then she said you fuck me! We turned around and I said I love you, and I'm pounding so hard and good she called my name and she said I love you! She knows I like her to pinch my nipples and suck on them. Not long after we came together in unison. So glad to see her and will see her again soon. I hope she is here next month as well. If not I'll plan a road trip!

[FunJeff]

All the talk of Sheila I thought I'd try but try my luck with who was there. A slimmer woman answered and took me back. Gave a good massage. She knew what I was there for and a great HJ. Clothes on. Didn't try any groping. Then continued with a good massage.

Decided to visit Goldenwest after reading a previous monger's report. I was greeted by Sheila in an 2 piece all black dress, by two piece I mean something like a Bolero or Shrug that gave the illusion that the dresses collar was higher than it actually was. She told me that her manager wanted her to appear more modest and more "legit". She does have big titties although not as big as someone like Gianna Michaels or Angela White. The massage was pretty standard, can't complain, and ending around 20 minutes into the session after she proceeded to focus on my ass and inner thigh area after which I opened my legs wider and raised my body to allow her to jerk me off while I was laying on my stomach. On the flip she pulled down her dress exposing her nice titties and proceeded with a HJ. Not trying to humble brag but she told me I was big, big "head", which was a turn on but I got the feeling she says that to everyone. As noted by the previous post on her, I wanted to see if I could tittyfuck her, I asked but she declined. She wanted to get to know me first and see how I cum so that next time she could jerk me how I like. I don't know. She said next visit I could tittyfuck her, which I'm planning to do. She does know how to give a good HJ, one hand on my dick and the other playing with my balls. When I came I guess I was being a little too loud as she told be to keep it down a little as the walls are thin and the stores next door could potentially hear me. After I came a lot, she cleaned me up and brought me a small water. She then gave me a hug and led me to the door. Overall it was a good experience. What I do like about her is her nice personality (actual personality and a nice pair of personal-titties, LOL). She's very friendly and open, which is a plus in my opinion. She jokingly asked me not to give her a facial during the HJ. I wanted to suck on her titties but she wanted to know me first, as in build a rapport with me. Besides being able to grab her bare titties and over the cover roaming of her ass and a HJ, nothing extra was paid for.

The massage was $40 hhr and although she did not ask for a certain amount or asked me to pay upfront, I gave her $60 for the HJ. Appearance wise, she does give that off that Korean aunty look, nice big titties. She doesn't look Mexican? To me, as she has white skin. Personally I like older woman as the dynamic between a younger guy and older woman / older guy and younger woman is hot to me. If any of you are interested, I would definitely recommend seeing her on account of her personality and looks. I will be going back soon to tittyfuck her and cum in between her tits.

[Fuzion]

Welp, looks like the new girl Isabella at Royal is already worn out by you guys.

Stopped by Royal this morning based on the recent stellar reviews for Isabella. The reviewers were right about her looks. Petite, GND, around 30's (but can look younger), and some of the most amazing D's you'll ever see on a petite Chinese gal. That's pretty much where the highlights end. She was a total rush job for me. I went in the morning, and mind you I speak the language and I'm above average looks and height, and I ALWAYS get excellent service from C-AMPs. Not this time. I see her walking out a customer just as I was being walked into my room. She pops in, quick hello, then left again to get her supplies. We started making out when she came in, oh man terrible breath (can tell she did not use blue toast), but I was already more or less distracted by her amazing tits. After she got naked and I started to reach under, YUCK her ass is smeared with lube. I don't know what type of clean up she did after the last dude (definitely no shower in between), but I guess she did not even try to clean up at all. Moving on, she kneel down for a decent BBBJ, but the whole time complaining about my pre-cum (this is true), in fact she jumped up halfway and tried to kiss me, telling me she wants me to taste it myself (YUCK x 2).

After a brief BBBJ she popped on the rubber and laid down. And OMG the most fake and annoying dirty talk ever. After a few pumps she kept saying cum for me (In Chinese). I took a pill of course and it's morning time so I'm like uh it ain't going to be that quick. But the theatrics was so annoying I finally just told her to turn around so I can bust it in doggy quick.

After that I requested shower. It turned out to be the most lame ass shower ever. She rinsed me down for a good 15 seconds, then ASKED if I wanted soap. I said of course, I swear she grab some soap and smeared on my dick for 3 seconds and was done.

Total time with her was around 15 minutes, and mind you not because I came quick but because she made it clear from the beginning she was going to rush me out and I was so annoyed I tried to oblige. The whole time she was looking at the monitor both in the room and in the shower, maybe her regular was about to come in or maybe she was spooked by something, I don't know.

I texted MMS and let her know the terrible rush job. She said she will talk to the girl and told me to pick Yumi next time.

Obviously no repeat for me, I never imagined I would get rushed by a C-girl. Oh I gave the standard 200 upfront so it's not like I was haggling or being cheap to get bad service.

Anyway, amazing boobs, but disgusting hygiene and total rush job.

I concur with this review and I no longer trust the other reviewers (we obviously have different taste, nothing personal) who reviewed her.

I saw her and Coco. Isabella definitely looks hotter and has a better BBBJ vs. Coco, but that's about it. 30's, average build, kind of fobby ABG looking, fake tits. Attitude was bad and service wasn't great either (no DFK). Felt rushed, felt fake (listening to her speak in Chinese regularly then fake moan was a turn off), and didn't seem that into it. Probably likes money more than cock.

Coco on the other hand, was the reason why I visited. I thought she would be the Coco from Natures, one I think is my ATF, but she wasn't. This Coco is 40's, fake tits, I don't want to say spinner, but she was like 5'1 or 5'2 so on the shorter side with an average build. I enjoyed my time with her and her pussy is way tighter than Isabella's. Also is great at DFK and seems to enjoy cock. She seemed down letting me CIM then CIP (covered), whereas most girls would just reject you.

Isabella FBSA: 6/7/4/4.

Coco FBSA: 5/6/7/7.

I'd pick Coco over Isabella, every day of the week. And I'm still on the look out for the other Coco, younger 30's, fake tits, sakura / cherry blossom tree tattoo on her side, and is basically a freak.

[Mr Plumber]

this is my chill position. Always to see if the tits spin clockwise or counter clockwise.

My goal with the big titty girls is to get them spinning in opposite directions during missionary. It's a bummer if the girl holds on to her tits instead of letting them free to move, wiggle and spin but oh well. They're her tits.

[Pangy]

Does right spa / Santa ana still push you to do 3 SUMS? The phone lady said they always have 5 young hot beautiful sexy workers always. Haven't been there lately.

My experience at Right has been half the time with them pushing 3 sums. No one gets offended if you decline. Last time it happened Yaya was blowing me and some other girl (not sure who, she was cute) walked in and started kissing me. She whispers, "100 another girl?" I said, "No. " she giggled and left. It was kinda funny.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Is there a new Coco worth seeing? Mia is a crapshoot.

I miss old Coco, she was DFK and I'm sure more. No wonder she's gone.

New Coco is young and hot but when I got her, massage sucked!!