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10-11-24 09:05 #28309
Posts: 150Originally Posted by Dm311 [View Original Post]
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10-10-24 23:04 #28308
Posts: 67Thanks
Originally Posted by Bossanova86;7062177[URL
Tapas.
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10-10-24 22:32 #28307
Posts: 177Not so lucky
https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23312999.html
Same spot, in the Fairoaks area, if anyone has seen Richy before she left to the Mosaic area will know the spot. Vietnamese / Taiwanese lady, she looks far better in person than in the pictures. I took a stab at going to see her. I guess I was her very first customer since she arrived in this area. I opted for the 30 min nuru, and that's all I got. The upsell was huge, a standard nova finish would've been 80 on top of that and FS would've been 300. She expected me to go get more cash since I didn't bring any more with me and that she'd take care of me, no thanks. I feigned like I would go and on the way back home she said to come back and she'd do it for half, honestly still too much, and I'm sort of shocked it wasn't already included. There was absolutely nothing after the back nuru massage, no flip over or anything. It's been a long time since I've been really disappointed with a session, this one sucked big time. YMMV.
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10-10-24 17:52 #28306
Posts: 138With a combo of quality info and entertaining insights, this is a NOVA post of the year candidate!
I've logged many hours at Oasis and enjoyed many hotties there over the years. Going from Bulgogi to Burritos is wild.
Originally Posted by Vitamin2270 [View Original Post]
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10-10-24 16:06 #28305
Posts: 60Oasis
This is such an up and down post for me. Saw another post on rm about Oasis and curiosity lead me find it's the rebrand of Tokyo, with a latin flavor addition. Called and mms said the requested provider was no longer there but a new young Columbian was available. I sucked it up and headed over. Arrived and greeted by an old friend, mms. She took me back and gave her the hf and she walked off calling out to Catalena saying I was a regular. Undressed and a minute later came in a gorgeous Latina with jet black hair and blueish-grey eyes. WOW, F-IN JACKPOT! Jlo booty and small C mm. I asked for a shower and we headed over. Here's where it took a downturn. Strike1: She told me to lay down immediately. No warm up of the table, no wash off of any previous degenerates. Just lay down cold dick to cold table. Then, she just sprayed me. Haha like watering plants, no touch, no wash, no soap on the back, and to top it off she got me in the face a cpl times. Flipped and she just rubbed the bar of soap 2 strokes over the shaved pubes and then continued to water me. Face and all. , no cock stroke, no ball scrub, nada. This worried me for what was to come. She turned the water off and asked if "it was ok?" and I begrudgingly said it was fine, bc I really did not want a bad attitude the rest of the visit. I started to dry myself off with the bath towel but she started on my back with a hand towel to assist. Point is, it was a weird TS experience. Head back to the room as she now washes off the table. I figure I'll just go for it since she's hot and put the donation on the table and lay on the bed. She comes in and asks if I want a massage, to which I say "nah" and sit up and at the same time she sees the presidents on the table and says a surprising "OH!" and walks out to get supplies. Comes back and kneels down and asks if I want oral. With those eyes. Fuck yes! This is where I was honestly blown away, fucking phenomenal! DT and choking herself.(I'll say visit erome and finish the link with this / a /2 si37482. I'll just say that this is EXACTLY what happened). A few min of heaven and she asked if I wanted more or *boom boom motion*. Figured if that was round 1. LEEETS GOOOO! Laid on her back and entered into strike number 2. I'm proud but humble to say that I was blessed in certain areas and even I had a hard time feeling any strong grip. On one hand I get it, a girl this fine is prob taking all the d in the world, but damn. Well gave it to her for about 5 min and flip to k9 because I figure the view will at least help and yes, it does. But then the stench of. Let's just say. The remnants of a taco bell night was, not strong, but still faintly rising in the air (it would've deterred me from asking for a Greek visit for fear of a possible mudslide). Fucking strike 3. I was able to get a decent finish deep in and in the bag giving full strokes but was left wanting.
Experience: 6. 5.
Pros: Gorgeous (prob 8. 5/10), BJ 9/10, Value $2 all in.
Cons: ts, lack of grip, tbb (tacobellbooty).
I really don't know what to say, ha even after all that. Would I play again, probably, just because how often do we get access to this quality. But for a whatever experience. I don't know, it would depend on my mood.
Stay safe and be kind to the ladies.
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10-10-24 12:20 #28304
Posts: 69Forever Wellness Mia
You come here for essentially for one reason and Mia does not disappoint. Entered & Lisa took me to the first room on the left. Give her the house fee. I get undressed while she puts the fee away. When she comes back & gives TS which was playful. We walk back to the room and then I ask her to get on her knees and suck me. She immediately knees and takes me in her mouth. I love it. After a few minutes I get in the table on all fours and she proceeds to RJ for a few minutes and I turn and lay on my back. She goes to get between my legs but I ask her to remove her thong and get in 69 position. I did not daty but I did finger her pussy (she's tight) and ass a little. This went on for 7-8 minutes and then I had her get between my legs and suck me. It was heaven, no hands just mouth until I came. She got up to spit then cleaned proceeded to clean me off. Money well spent.
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10-10-24 07:36 #28303
Posts: 2More old favorites
As I continue to see old favorites and new providers on my visit here, I dreamed I went down to Fredericksburg to see Lily at Cici Oriental. While a little bit further south out of what is normally considered NoVa, it's not a ridiculously far distance and I'd recommend for anyone heading down that direction. Lily is a very pretty late 20's, early 30's Chinese provider and although she doesn't do FS, I've had better experiences with her Russian finish than I've had with some FS providers. The cons are she has no ass to speak of, but you won't be there for that anyways and her natural chest has not disappointed me yet. She is well reviewed on the FXBG forum for those who need more convincing.
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10-09-24 16:10 #28302
Posts: 198Haven't tried, but
This makes it look promising: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...787551045.html.
That building has had a mixture of legit and more fun places through the years.
Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]
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10-09-24 15:32 #28301
Posts: 159Mansion No. 8 is 678's sister spa
Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]
2. Never been to Eastern. It poked my interest couple months ago but it got shut down. Then reports surfaced that it was reopened but later someone claimed that it was closed again. So I haven't really visited there.
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10-09-24 15:03 #28300
Posts: 152Mansion
Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]
Lou.
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10-09-24 14:06 #28299
Posts: 39Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]
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10-09-24 13:45 #28298
Posts: 222A new Cutie!
Last year a wrote a review with the exact same title but that Cutie turned out to be a wicked sour puss. See review #25690. I have a lot of history at this "no name Chinese spa"; only an open massage sign now hangs from the 2nd floor window. Back in 2019 I was a frequent visitor. I fell for a very young Chinese gal, and I almost took off with her until one night she mysteriously took off with someone else.
Ah! Such is the life of a romantic fool.
I keep returning to this place hoping for the same experience. I didn't have any luck with "Sour Puss" but this new "New Cutie" that I just met has promise. I have seen her now on several occasions and I am hopeful. This young lady is tiny and slender with wide hips and a nice roundness to her derriere. She has a vibrant smile that accents her bubbly personality. Very pretty face with wide slanted eyes framed with straight jet-black hair, (she is not Chinese but something more exotic) and always dressed in a short, skirted summer dress. She is just what a monger would dream up. Given a chance, she may indulge you with her massage skills among other specialties, but you must approach her with good manners and use your charm. Definitely. A YMMV type. Even though she is tiny I can just tell that she doesn't take and s**t from mongers.
Now where would one find this "no name spa" you may ask? Well, I have a clue for you! (I know, I know, I am annoying some of you, I can sense the eyes rolling).
This one is easy and fun!
Clue to finding this spa:
Many years past there lived a maiden with-in the fiefdom of Franconia at the palace of "King". She was the fairest lass in all the land. Travelers would come from near and far to sample her lusciousness, which she yielded freely to all that desired; no one received more nor less but an abundance was always provided. Now this maiden became discontented with her realm. She wanted to rule from high above, (the 2nd floor) and to look down upon her subjects as they filled the palace courtyard. (the parking lot). Unannounced to all she fled one dark night and took up residence in the nearby Kingdom of Fairfax where now she could provide her wealth to the multitudes. Her subjects were so grateful that they anointed her an Angel and here she immediately took the name Linda and dispensed with her former name.
Gents.
Do you remember Linda's previous name? If so, you have uncovered the name of this spa. Now if you don't know of Linda's previous title then go to Rubmaps and there you will find only one active spa listed for Dunn Loring, or you could read my previous review 25690, and the name is listed at the beginning of the 2nd paragraph.
Her Name you ask!
What else would this young cutie with the bright smile and bubbly personality be called? Clue: What is the opposite of a cloudy day?
Yes, I have made it too easy! I know some may still complain but it's my review!
To conclude: This gal is not like Alin, (I just loved Alin, who wouldn't) she is much more proper and reserved. FYI: If you walk in unannounced with your pickle in hand and a $40 in the other, she is going to shut down. Gentleman only!
Gentleman always do better with the ladies.
PJ.
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10-09-24 13:38 #28297
Posts: 222Credit where Credit is due!
Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]
Two questions:
1. What is Mansion#8 . I did find it on google but I have never heard of the place? Is it new or a make over with name change.
2. Could this be the same Yuki that worked along side Lisa at Eastern last year? Sounds similar! I was a regular with Lisa but once I set my eyes on Yuki I asked Anita for a session. I only saw her once, her English was passable and she told me that she would be getting out of the business and moving in with her sister in Springfield. Great for all if she had a change of heart.
Regrads.
PJ.
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10-09-24 13:35 #28296
Posts: 145Correction
Originally Posted by FakeName3 [View Original Post]
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10-09-24 12:17 #28295
Posts: 145TK Nails Tina on vacation
Tina is on vacation through the month of October. If you want a 30 min 2 handed edging HJ with light PM and boob play for 40 all inclusive (25 HHr + 15 tip) then you will have to wait till November. Tina may be a 60 yo Viet spinner but her tits belong on an 18 yo cheerleader and her ass is as smooth as a babys'.