Massage Parlor Reports

**SimonPieMan** · 10-09-24 14:06

Originally Posted by BoxORocks [View Original Post]

Anybody have info on the Downriver Nuru. I tried her number but it goes to an intercept message about not taking calls.

Thank you.

The search tool on the upper right side of each thread is very helpful. Type in nuru and you'll have your answer.

SP.

**HeeJunk** · 10-09-24 13:53

Originally Posted by BoxORocks [View Original Post]

Anybody have info on the Downriver Nuru. I tried her number but it goes to an intercept message about not taking calls.

Thank you.

Ya think maybe she got shut down?

**Twister11** · 10-09-24 12:17

Originally Posted by DeesNutz [View Original Post]

LOLZ.

Well put HeeJunk.

I'd be broke if GR scene was on this side of state.

**DeesNutz** · 10-09-24 11:04

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

Thank you for the update. Who knew.

LOLZ.

Well put HeeJunk.

**BoxORocks** · 10-09-24 09:38

Anybody have info on the Downriver Nuru. I tried her number but it goes to an intercept message about not taking calls.

Thank you.

**HeeJunk** · 10-08-24 20:28

Originally Posted by CostasCarl [View Original Post]

AMPs in Metro Detroit are bad. The massage is none and somewhat of a less than half hearted tug job by some 60 something grandma. I think Orlando in Florida has the best ones. A pretty good experience for around 250. I go there for work sometimes and it is a good way to relax.
M-1 used to be good but the LEOs got it down. Not sure how it is these days.

Thank you for the update. Who knew.

**CostasCarl** · 10-08-24 20:05

AMPs in Metro Detroit are bad. The massage is none and somewhat of a less than half hearted tug job by some 60 something grandma. I think Orlando in Florida has the best ones. A pretty good experience for around 250. I go there for work sometimes and it is a good way to relax.
M-1 used to be good but the LEOs got it down. Not sure how it is these days.

**FaslFasl** · 10-08-24 18:53

Originally Posted by DoubleOM [View Original Post]

My friend's experience only ended being 1/2 hour if you deduct the times she went to the restroom or left a hot towel on his back and scheduled other appointments. 40 minutes with those activities. Unfortunately as soon as he said he was there for the $$ and not the $$$ service, the tone changed from getting to know you dating to "it's not you, it's me".

Overall massage 7/10. Would've been 8 if there was any roaming. HE was 6/10 almost as if trying to move on. Wasn't as good looking as I'd hoped. But the glutes were next level. Or so he said. Will not repeat. Too costly.

Other than the disappearing acts and vibes given to your friend, Similar experience for me. Roaming was not an issue for me on the flip though.

**DoubleOM** · 10-08-24 16:50

Originally Posted by FaslFasl [View Original Post]

For 2 bills, you can expect a full hour massage in bra and panties and a HE with unobstructed views of the mountains and some roaming. L2 should be on the menu as well first visit and I think she reserves offering FS only if she wants so YMMV on return visits on that. Both at an upcharge. Should never have to be said but I'm sure not being a douche and treating her with respect goes a long way on that.

DM if you want more info.

My friend's experience only ended being 1/2 hour if you deduct the times she went to the restroom or left a hot towel on his back and scheduled other appointments. 40 minutes with those activities. Unfortunately as soon as he said he was there for the $$ and not the $$$ service, the tone changed from getting to know you dating to "it's not you, it's me".

Overall massage 7/10. Would've been 8 if there was any roaming. HE was 6/10 almost as if trying to move on. Wasn't as good looking as I'd hoped. But the glutes were next level. Or so he said. Will not repeat. Too costly.

**Member #6784** · 10-08-24 16:49

Originally Posted by FaslFasl [View Original Post]

Looking for strictly massage or escort too?

I would consider dabbling in escorts if she is clean and safe.

**FaslFasl** · 10-08-24 16:18

Originally Posted by GoTigers2012 [View Original Post]

I've read through a lot of the reports, obviously some good, some not so good, she probably overcharges for some especially when she's light on the offerings. If it's my first time seeing her, say I go for a half hour at two Benjamin's. What can I expect? Massage with happy ending and the chance that the menu opens up with more visits? Or is it truly just YMMV and I don't know what I can expect until I'm there.

For 2 bills, you can expect a full hour massage in bra and panties and a HE with unobstructed views of the mountains and some roaming. L2 should be on the menu as well first visit and I think she reserves offering FS only if she wants so YMMV on return visits on that. Both at an upcharge. Should never have to be said but I'm sure not being a douche and treating her with respect goes a long way on that.

DM if you want more info.

**Wylieeg** · 10-08-24 16:03

Originally Posted by GoTigers2012 [View Original Post]

I've read through a lot of the reports, obviously some good, some not so good, she probably overcharges for some especially when she's light on the offerings. If it's my first time seeing her, say I go for a half hour at two Benjamin's. What can I expect? Massage with happy ending and the chance that the menu opens up with more visits? Or is it truly just YMMV and I don't know what I can expect until I'm there.

Based on what I've experienced, I think if you follow your plan, you'll leave happy. For the first visit, anyway. I'm not sure how many visits it'll take to get the the next few levels of service.

**GoTigers2012** · 10-08-24 13:57

Originally Posted by Wylieeg [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...xom-27040.html

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...158474675.html

I've read through a lot of the reports, obviously some good, some not so good, she probably overcharges for some especially when she's light on the offerings. If it's my first time seeing her, say I go for a half hour at two Benjamin's. What can I expect? Massage with happy ending and the chance that the menu opens up with more visits? Or is it truly just YMMV and I don't know what I can expect until I'm there.

**KennJak** · 10-08-24 12:49

Originally Posted by GlassPanic [View Original Post]

Of course YMMV and some men strike gold at legit places. But my understanding is, she is hot, she knows it, she's cool, but it's all legit. For that kind of eye candy I'll take the plunge.

I have never read or heard of anything happening, been there twice no signs of extras.

**DigitalDanny** · 10-08-24 12:20

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

Was in the area a few days ago for work and decided to scratch a FS spa off the bucket list. This time around it was the FS spa in Novi (forget the name but I'm sure HeeJunk or another monger will refresh my memory). The place itself is a pretty nice place in a strip mall in the area surrounded by other semi-ethnic businesses (blends in well as far as I'm concerned) and it looks like a somewhat legit place with a front desk and and usual AMP decor. As I walk in, an older semi-attractive woman named Coco pulls me into a room, gives me a once over and says "how much time you want handsome man? I tell her an hour and she quotes me 80 for the hour. Pull out my cash and start counting off 4 20's for her. She notices there's a lot more in the stack and says "oh, you here to have a fun time, yes?" to which I reply, "maybe". Anyways, she leaves for a few so I can strip and get on the table. A few minutes later she comes in and starts giving what I would consider a halfway decent massage for a FS joint (especially compared to the other places that are not trying to hide that they're FS). We get to the flip and she locks the door behind her and asks what I want while she lightly plays with junior. I tell her "boom boom" (considering her english isn't the greatest). She looks at me and says "250 because I don't know you yet. You come back for boom boom". I told her I didn't have that (I did, but I would never pay 250 PLUS house fee for the hour with a girl way past her prime in the looks department) and asked her what she would do for 100. She said BBBJ and I could CIM. I took that as a deal and went for it. The credit I'll give to Coco is she can suck a golfball through a garden hose. She also allowed for some UTC play north and south while she finished me off. She finished the session with a semi decent massage on my legs and chest to finish everything off.

What are the crossroads to the MP that you visited?