Massage Parlor Reports

**IAmSteben** · 10-03-24 21:33

Originally Posted by BraveNuPengwin [View Original Post]

Excellent job keeping us informed, will avoid Sophia as well. That sounds like a royal nightmare!

Speaking of Royal, that same Sophia is at spa Royal.

**MachSchnel** · 10-03-24 20:20

(On Westminster).

Hit it up last night in hopes I might find a Viet provider. Sadly no luck.

Saw Julie (I think). Nice personality. Chubby grandma with a belly and big tits.

Massage was 15 min of moving her hands in circles. LOL.

Flipped for lackluster BJ although always maintaining a friendly smile. Got some lube and worked Jr myself until I was hard.

She dropped her pants, I sat up and she backed her lady parts onto my dick. Fucked her in k9 for about 10 minutes while thinking of a hot Viet chick I like to fuck until I blew my nut inside her. Cleaned me up. Pretended to massage me for another few minutes and I was on my way.

35 for the house and $ for her. No questions asked. Smiled and said come back soon.

**Mel** · 10-03-24 19:05

Originally Posted by DrnknMunki [View Original Post]

It has to be Spring massage because Crystal cove is closed and moved to Tustin.

I went by there the other day, and it appears there might be another parlor occupying the old Crystal location. I emailed the OP about a week ago for some info, and got no reply. I might stop by there tomorrow. If do, I'll post up if I find anything out.

**Mel** · 10-03-24 18:58

Originally Posted by LiftHerUp [View Original Post]

I forgot to ask if she's at Kung Fu all the time now, or if she splits her time with another place.

I called Kung Fu about a week ago and asked if Cindy was working. They told me they don't have a Cindy working there. I don't doubt you in the least, but is there another Kung Fu Foot place other than Westminster?

**BraveNuPengwin** · 10-03-24 18:41

Originally Posted by PersonaX [View Original Post]

Bad experience with Sophia at right. There were reports here that she does BBFS.

Well she denied that with me and even brought in lulu to help translate and verify that.

I went ahead with sophia anyways and I regret it.

She's skinny and petite but has a baby scar but the worse part is her performance and rush job.

Not sure why but she was trying to be dominate to me. Doing things like pinching my nipples which hurt I said "owww!

Slap or squeeze my face too? I hated all of it.

Not only that her BJ was too much hand but probably bcause she has a small mouth. In doggy, she kept arching her back making doggy difficult for me I couldn't go deep and grt my rhythm. I did not orgasm at al.

Overall bad attitude and skills.

It was so bad I requested another girl and paid for house fee and tip. It was Lulu which was much better and can handle some dicking.

Excellent job keeping us informed, will avoid Sophia as well. That sounds like a royal nightmare!

**LC310** · 10-03-24 18:01

Originally Posted by Mel [View Original Post]

Is Suzanne formerly from Fullerton Spa still around? I recall she had parted ways with them, and was supposedly doing outcalls. Just wondering if anyone has seen her in a while.

Yes, she is around. She has GPS and reports are she is a rob taking off as soon as you nut.

**Slammer6008** · 10-03-24 16:08

Originally Posted by Bronco [View Original Post]

Went to go to GW to see Sheila. A long haired fellow monger with a ball cap be me to it about 9:40 this morning.

Don't you have big titties in orange. LOL.

**Slammer6008** · 10-03-24 15:28

Originally Posted by Bronco [View Original Post]

Went to go to GW to see Sheila. A long haired fellow monger with a ball cap be me to it about 9:40 this morning.

Sorry brother.

**Mel** · 10-03-24 15:14

Is Suzanne formerly from Fullerton Spa still around? I recall she had parted ways with them, and was supposedly doing outcalls. Just wondering if anyone has seen her in a while.

**Bronco** · 10-03-24 14:22

Went to go to GW to see Sheila. A long haired fellow monger with a ball cap be me to it about 9:40 this morning.

**PersonaX** · 10-03-24 09:33

Bad experience with Sophia at right. There were reports here that she does BBFS.

Well she denied that with me and even brought in lulu to help translate and verify that.

I went ahead with sophia anyways and I regret it.

She's skinny and petite but has a baby scar but the worse part is her performance and rush job.

Not sure why but she was trying to be dominate to me. Doing things like pinching my nipples which hurt I said "owww!

Slap or squeeze my face too? I hated all of it.

Not only that her BJ was too much hand but probably bcause she has a small mouth. In doggy, she kept arching her back making doggy difficult for me I couldn't go deep and grt my rhythm. I did not orgasm at al.

Overall bad attitude and skills.

It was so bad I requested another girl and paid for house fee and tip. It was Lulu which was much better and can handle some dicking.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 10-02-24 19:46

Originally Posted by Citrus1999 [View Original Post]

Welp, looks like the new girl Isabella at Royal is already worn out by you guys.

Stopped by Royal this morning based on the recent stellar reviews for Isabella. The reviewers were right about her looks. Petite, GND, around 30's (but can look younger), and some of the most amazing D's you'll ever see on a petite Chinese gal. That's pretty much where the highlights end. She was a total rush job for me. I went in the morning, and mind you I speak the language and I'm above average looks and height, and I ALWAYS get excellent service from C-AMPs. Not this time. I see her walking out a customer just as I was being walked into my room. She pops in, quick hello, then left again to get her supplies. We started making out when she came in, oh man terrible breath (can tell she did not use blue toast), but I was already more or less distracted by her amazing tits. After she got naked and I started to reach under, YUCK her ass is smeared with lube. I don't know what type of clean up she did after the last dude (definitely no shower in between), but I guess she did not even try to clean up at all. Moving on, she kneel down for a decent BBBJ, but the whole time complaining about my pre-cum (this is true), in fact she jumped up halfway and tried to kiss me, telling me she wants me to taste it myself (YUCK x 2).

After a brief BBBJ she popped on the rubber and laid down. And OMG the most fake and annoying dirty talk ever. After a few pumps she kept saying cum for me (In Chinese). I took a pill of course and it's morning time so I'm like uh it ain't going to be that quick. But the theatrics was so annoying I finally just told her to turn around so I can bust it in doggy quick..

Looks like another sinking casualty at the royal Caribbean, someone was implying LE in an earlier post. Service is 50% terrible 50% magical like green sign use to be.

Thanks for the heads up, will avoid the atrocious Titania! These girls are less service oriented and less pretty than raitt girls. Definitely a roll of dice.

**Taws6** · 10-02-24 19:23

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

Same mentality as " I dreamed that I saw (insert AMP girl name here], and it was amazing.)".

Yeah, the abbreviations IMHO create more confusion than their reported benefits. But hey, not my call. That's for people more savvy than I am.

**Citrus1999** · 10-02-24 19:02

Welp, looks like the new girl Isabella at Royal is already worn out by you guys.

Stopped by Royal this morning based on the recent stellar reviews for Isabella. The reviewers were right about her looks. Petite, GND, around 30's (but can look younger), and some of the most amazing D's you'll ever see on a petite Chinese gal. That's pretty much where the highlights end. She was a total rush job for me. I went in the morning, and mind you I speak the language and I'm above average looks and height, and I ALWAYS get excellent service from C-AMPs. Not this time. I see her walking out a customer just as I was being walked into my room. She pops in, quick hello, then left again to get her supplies. We started making out when she came in, oh man terrible breath (can tell she did not use blue toast), but I was already more or less distracted by her amazing tits. After she got naked and I started to reach under, YUCK her ass is smeared with lube. I don't know what type of clean up she did after the last dude (definitely no shower in between), but I guess she did not even try to clean up at all. Moving on, she kneel down for a decent BBBJ, but the whole time complaining about my pre-cum (this is true), in fact she jumped up halfway and tried to kiss me, telling me she wants me to taste it myself (YUCK x 2).

After a brief BBBJ she popped on the rubber and laid down. And OMG the most fake and annoying dirty talk ever. After a few pumps she kept saying cum for me (In Chinese). I took a pill of course and it's morning time so I'm like uh it ain't going to be that quick. But the theatrics was so annoying I finally just told her to turn around so I can bust it in doggy quick.

After that I requested shower. It turned out to be the most lame ass shower ever. She rinsed me down for a good 15 seconds, then ASKED if I wanted soap. I said of course, I swear she grab some soap and smeared on my dick for 3 seconds and was done.

Total time with her was around 15 minutes, and mind you not because I came quick but because she made it clear from the beginning she was going to rush me out and I was so annoyed I tried to oblige. The whole time she was looking at the monitor both in the room and in the shower, maybe her regular was about to come in or maybe she was spooked by something, I don't know.

I texted MMS and let her know the terrible rush job. She said she will talk to the girl and told me to pick Yumi next time.

Obviously no repeat for me, I never imagined I would get rushed by a C-girl. Oh I gave the standard 200 upfront so it's not like I was haggling or being cheap to get bad service.

Anyway, amazing boobs, but disgusting hygiene and total rush job.