Massage Parlor Reports

[OldBoomer]

It's sad to see, but these gals with their great table showers and expertise in caring for their men are getting much older than their Chinese counterparts. They have been in the business for a long time; they are pros and consequently they expect a certain return for the time invested with a customer. We don't see it that way: We desire a younger, trim and prettier novice-like quality in our providers at a good price.

I have written several reviews on this place; I really like the atmosphere and the spa area but if they don't come up with a better selection of women, they will be history. Hopefully that doesn't happen.

Regards PJ.

I visited early last year on a Thursday afternoon. The provider was a late thirties Thai lady. Very good service and looks, it may help to call ahead to confirm who is available.

On the limited service $40 tip. I agree we should hold that line.

Always be nice -.

[TheOuroboros]

Spent some time last week in an old steel town just north of Philly. Popped into a little place downtown and was greeted by a 29 year old Korean spinner with DD bolt-ons. Got Hr massage with BBBJ and DATY for 150 total and that box was shaved and so cute and her ass was so pink and winking at me I just had to DATO. We chatted in Hangug where I learned she wasn't even born when I was at the 88 Olympics. Smaller city, less money, but younger, I wonder why?

And we've sadly grown accustomed to our chains so to speak.

We overpay and we are satisfied with the status quo, that being the absolute Gilfs that are Korean and Chinese too, tho some these ladies can pass for 10, even 20 years younger than their true age foretells. It's rare to find a spinner in her 30's or younger here at your run of the mill AMP.

I can merely speculate but if I had to put my money on why that is the answer is simply because we allow it to. With mongers giving upwards of 250 coins to these grannies for the same level of service they've been dishing out these past 20-30 years then we are not only postponing their retirement but funding it too!

The other cities wouldn't let that shit fly so it's simple business economics they bring in younger talent to make a buck and when they get old and outdated they ship them to Virginia because we're the fools that will let it happen. I remember when I started this hobby before Covid you'd be strapped to find an AMP here that would even give you more than a handshake because these cows were grassfed and domesticated. Then good ol Covid came along and scared all the mongers into their homes for months on end. Suddenly these ladies had the rug pulled out from under them and in order to recoup that cash started dishing out FS like a fire sale at Sears. Simple supply and demand.

If we want to demand younger talent then we have to hit them at the supply and stop funding subpar service with expired talent. Doubt that will ever happen but those are just my two cents.

[Admin2]

Hey guys, I have been messaging and reporting one of my posts to the admins for weeks now trying to get them to delete it. Has anyone had luck with this? I'm not sure why they offer deletion as an option if they don't delete it? Please help if anyone has a way or reaching the admins. Thank you very much in advance.

You are about to seriously piss me the fuck off. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I and only I handle the reported posts and I clear the queue three times a day minimum.

Since you decided to take this to the forum with SEVERAL FUCKING THREADS this is the action I've taken.

1. You're account is now moderated which means all of your posts need to reviewed before any of them go live.

2. I've put a note on your account "NEVER DELETE ANY POSTS"

3. Do something like this again and I shit you not I will bump every post you have made in the last month to the top of the tread and they will be there for a fucking year.

Why am I being an asshole? Because sending a private message to me is as easy as typing Admin2

About two years ago when I was relatively new to this site, I wrote a graphic review about a gal that had me head over heels; I wanted to share her with the members. Well within two hours of the posting I get an angry text followed with a phone call from the gal. She demanded that I take the commentary about her tasty "cake" down. I of course denied that I was the culprit, but she knew better, and she was relentless in her pursuit. Anyhow, I barely knew her; she is Chinese and thoughts of retaliation went through my mind, LOL. Making matters worse, she had my business cell number which with a little web search would have given her my full history of where I worked and lived. (I now use a burner).

I immediately contacted our beloved Admin2 for help. (You can email him). We had several conversations, I told him of my concerns, but he told me that she would get over it, which she did, and we are now good friends.

FYI: Admin2 will not take a review down, but you can delete it or make corrections within 1 hour of posting, then It "Etched in Stone".

On another note: Do you ever wonder if this site where we write all these details of our encounters can be hacked? Ten years ago, or so, the site Ashley Madison was exposed and many of the members names were made public. I remember because one guy I knew was listed; our kids went to the same HS making it a very awkward situation for all.

And.

Just the other day the Black GOP candidate's extra-curricular activities were exposed thru some obscure porn site. Certainly food for thought.

Regards.

PJ.

Not exactly etched in stone, if you fuck up and put some shit you shouldn't have I'll make it go away but because the subject of a report wants it gone. No fucking way. As long as I'm running this place chicks will not dictate what gets posted on this forum.

To address the most likely issue. "She has my personal info and will fuck up my life"

In 20 years of doing that the number of times it has happened is zero and it will always be zero. Threatening you to remove online content is extortion, they know that, extortion is a LOT of time in jail, they know that too.

Just sack up and say fuck no go away.

A2

[FakeName3]

It's sad to see, but these gals with their great table showers and expertise in caring for their men are getting much older than their Chinese counterparts. They have been in the business for a long time; they are pros and consequently they expect a certain return for the time invested with a customer. We don't see it that way: We desire a younger, trim and prettier novice-like quality in our providers at a good price.

I have written several reviews on this place; I really like the atmosphere and the spa area but if they don't come up with a better selection of women, they will be history. Hopefully that doesn't happen.

Regards PJ.

Spent some time last week in an old steel town just north of Philly. Popped into a little place downtown and was greeted by a 29 year old Korean spinner with DD bolt-ons. Got Hr massage with BBBJ and DATY for 150 total and that box was shaved and so cute and her ass was so pink and winking at me I just had to DATO. We chatted in Hangug where I learned she wasn't even born when I was at the 88 Olympics. Smaller city, less money, but younger, I wonder why?

[PuntaJaco43]

Lots of parking in an office park setting. Double door entry. Walked in with no appointment and was greeted by "Sarah". Would guess early to mid 50's. Had on a dress but was not much to look at. Nevertheless, friendly and accommodating. The interior is nice, dimly lit and dark but looks clean and upscale. She ushered me to the room with no wait. I requested one hour, house fee. 8. Some slippers and a towel awaited me and we went to the shower room. Nice size table for TS and a sauna, which I did not partake in. She cleaned me thoroughly with extra attention to special areas. Back to the room for a decent massage, better than other AMPs I've been to. Some limited teasing along the way. On the flip, she wanted. 8 for a standard NOVA finish. I have been out of the game for a bit but I can't imagine ever paying that price for a standard ending. I told her. 4 take it or leave it, which she agreed to but made me promise I'd return in the future. Sure. Decent finish, nothing to write home about. As I was leaving there was another girl there, asleep in a transparent curtained room just left of the entryway. Weird. Won't return, but nice place inside.

Sarah: 2/10.

Massage: 6/10.

Finish: 5/10.

Facilities: 8/10.

It's sad to see, but these gals with their great table showers and expertise in caring for their men are getting much older than their Chinese counterparts. They have been in the business for a long time; they are pros and consequently they expect a certain return for the time invested with a customer. We don't see it that way: We desire a younger, trim and prettier novice-like quality in our providers at a good price.

I have written several reviews on this place; I really like the atmosphere and the spa area but if they don't come up with a better selection of women, they will be history. Hopefully that doesn't happen.

Regards PJ.

[PuntaJaco43]

Hey guys, I have been messaging and reporting one of my posts to the admins for weeks now trying to get them to delete it. Has anyone had luck with this? I'm not sure why they offer deletion as an option if they don't delete it? Please help if anyone has a way or reaching the admins. Thank you very much in advance.

About two years ago when I was relatively new to this site, I wrote a graphic review about a gal that had me head over heels; I wanted to share her with the members. Well within two hours of the posting I get an angry text followed with a phone call from the gal. She demanded that I take the commentary about her tasty "cake" down. I of course denied that I was the culprit, but she knew better, and she was relentless in her pursuit. Anyhow, I barely knew her; she is Chinese and thoughts of retaliation went through my mind, LOL. Making matters worse, she had my business cell number which with a little web search would have given her my full history of where I worked and lived. (I now use a burner).

I immediately contacted our beloved Admin2 for help. (You can email him). We had several conversations, I told him of my concerns, but he told me that she would get over it, which she did, and we are now good friends.

FYI: Admin2 will not take a review down, but you can delete it or make corrections within 1 hour of posting, then It "Etched in Stone".

On another note: Do you ever wonder if this site where we write all these details of our encounters can be hacked? Ten years ago, or so, the site Ashley Madison was exposed and many of the members names were made public. I remember because one guy I knew was listed; our kids went to the same HS making it a very awkward situation for all.

And.

Just the other day the Black GOP candidate's extra-curricular activities were exposed thru some obscure porn site. Certainly food for thought.

Regards.

PJ.

[VictorSmitham]

Hey guys, I have been messaging and reporting one of my posts to the admins for weeks now trying to get them to delete it. Has anyone had luck with this? I'm not sure why they offer deletion as an option if they don't delete it? Please help if anyone has a way or reaching the admins. Thank you very much in advance.

[TheYoungMonger]

Lots of parking in an office park setting. Double door entry. Walked in with no appointment and was greeted by "Sarah". Would guess early to mid 50's. Had on a dress but was not much to look at. Nevertheless, friendly and accommodating. The interior is nice, dimly lit and dark but looks clean and upscale. She ushered me to the room with no wait. I requested one hour, house fee. 8. Some slippers and a towel awaited me and we went to the shower room. Nice size table for TS and a sauna, which I did not partake in. She cleaned me thoroughly with extra attention to special areas. Back to the room for a decent massage, better than other AMPs I've been to. Some limited teasing along the way. On the flip, she wanted. 8 for a standard NOVA finish. I have been out of the game for a bit but I can't imagine ever paying that price for a standard ending. I told her. 4 take it or leave it, which she agreed to but made me promise I'd return in the future. Sure. Decent finish, nothing to write home about. As I was leaving there was another girl there, asleep in a transparent curtained room just left of the entryway. Weird. Won't return, but nice place inside.

Sarah: 2/10.

Massage: 6/10.

Finish: 5/10.

Facilities: 8/10.

[Skooby]

She does / did not like black or Chinese people. Remember her telling me how they would cheat, rob or rape you at the drop of a hat. Even dropped a few and bombs, oddly enough while my dick was in her hand.

Well, given that I'm black and crossing her off the list. Thanks.

[Eerock]

S

Anybody tried Relax and Enjoy in the same complex?

https://relaxenjoyspa.wixsite.com/22044

Lou.

Live nearby so decided to roll the dice. In the front of the complex so a bit open to the traffic on 50 East around the FX / Arl county line, with a stop light. There is parking on either side.

Many google reviews, including from women and thus indicative of legit, but one recent review indicated that a limited dark side experience can be had. Can confirm, decent massage from Mary, late 30's Chinese who spoke little English. She accommodated by lifting her top for the finale. Not a looker but not ugly. Didn't object to the 40 I left, after she had not returned with my change of 10 from giving her 80 upfront. Think its a matter of she's new to the money stuff. Saw a slightly younger and cuter one when I was leaving, but my guess is that they rotate through there frequently, given the different names posted in the Google reviews.

[Scitor]

Saw June recently and she was not in her usual form. Lisa was working too and seemed more friendly. Has anyone gotten a massage from her? Worth a second visit because I don't think I'm going to repeat with June.

[BlueDrifter]

Few weeks back after going to rainbow spa and finding out the latinas are no longer there decided to go back to rt1 for the reliability. Rang door and let in, shown to room asked time and if wanted TS. In walks yoko who had a decent body, nice natural full Cs little gut and not completely flat backside. Very flirty in the shower with hints of her playfulness. Once in room a decent rub but no way near massage. On flip asked what I got last time and no negotiations which was nice for once. Will return when I can but always like to try out other locations.

[NarrowLeeway]

Back to Forever 8300 in Fairfax. Found Coffee left for her vacation. So asked Grace to take care of my concern. She smiled and proceeded the work just the way I like. I seen her numerous times and she knows what I'm looking for. Kinda of benefit as a their regular. After TS & massage, she tried to scratch here and there with her fingers, tongue slash and lips. And then I ate her out and she gave me head again. When I did DATY, I liked to explore her body so I sucked everywhere, her thighs, her labia, her stomach, tits, nipples. Went a long plowing in Mish w LFK and exploded in the bag.

[SwiftChariot]

Good morning,

My weekly adventures took me to 4 places before I could properly finish my tasks. As I become more and more of a degenerate I expect my pocket book will take substantial hits. Eh W / e. Today I will only be talking about two of those four trips.

Melany -- DMVLAtinas.

Comms good, picture is kinda accurate. Was given a location to a residence (win). I was told to go around back were I saw a pretty cool looking spider. If you go see her this week it still might be there cause she surely wasnt gunna take care of it. Saw her, a pretty dark looking, pudgy c cup latina. Went to the darkest room I've ever been in and gave her a franklin for a massage. Not the best massage but it lasted a good while, on flip, I asked for b2 b. She said another franklin which I thought was a good deal. She stripped to her underwear (bad) and rubbed her tits on my chest (b2 b, bad). Made a good effort at HJ, but I just couldn't finish (again degenerate here). I threw in the towel 2. Lighter. Not returning.

Mia -- DMVLatinas.

Blue Balled AF I decided to visit Mia. Place is commercial building, but you walk in and go to a private room. She looks pretty good but her face is a little older. Room was pretty lit. Now boys let me tell you, it's been a while since I had a good massage. This was THE BEST MASSAGE I can remember. The perfect amount of pressure and took her time on my whole body, there was proper teasing with no direct touch, but even the tease was great. She took the full hour, after 15 min face up she asked if I need a HJ. 6 and 1 topless. I countered with 2. B2 b. She doesn't really speak english so I didn't understand her reason for saying no, but I think she was insecure about getting completely naked (IDK), I declined her HJ and got dressed, I told her if she ever did b2 b lmk and I will come back. She gave me her direct number and said she will text me. I won't go back until b2 b is offered.

[Ripley0404]

Hey guys,

Some of us are into PSE or GFE, and more power to ya, fellas. But some want just a low-key "massage with extras" L1, no FS or BJ on the menu.

"Plausible deniability" type places. Places that would easily pass for legit. No BP ads or girls answering the door in club dresses.

What are your favorites?

I'll start. Comfort Spot in Fairfax. No lock, providers in normal yoga clothes.

Yin Yang in Tyson's / Vienna used to be like this with Vicky.

Any other top recs for good, limited service in less risky settings?