Massage Parlor Reports

[PhoKingAwesome]

Went to Right first and you clowns turned it into a zoo, WTF!

Since Spa Royal was a few miles away I wanted to check it out after the rave reviews. Not busy at all.

When I entered I was met by a 60 yr old and smiled saying there are other girls right. She said yes, I give you new girl.

In walked Sherry or Cherry, can't make it out with her broken English. She was around 5'5 and curvy in her jeans and top. Thicker than I'm use to.

Face was nice. Rack was maybe a natural C. Overall I give her a 7. Can't compare to Right gals even the worst one.

$0. 5 for hhr and $1. 4 FS. The massage was okay and she knew how to tickle the balls.

Overall session was pretty mechanical. Nice long BBJ, she really enjoyed sucking. Then I got slam her for 15 min. Mish, CG, Doggy and finished up in Mish.

I probably won't be back.

I've enjoyed both places and you really must have picked a bad time to show up. I actually prefer Spa Royal over Right unless I'm really into something kinky (Greek, squirted on). I also stick to planning my trip and a 3 strikes rule. If they don't offer you what you like ask for another one or have a backup plan. I've said no to a couple at Right because I wanted someone specific and they pout but it's still business first.

[Newby8]

I went to right spot 2 weeks ago and saw Megan. Pretty great experience. Although it did cost me but I probably overspent. I've never had the opportunity at an MP for Greek. So I pretty much jumped at the chance when that was offered but she told me not to tell you all. It seems she's definitely aware of the reviews because she kept asking me to leave a good review but she did not want me to disclose about the trip to Greece. Well there you go guys a little extra sneaky Intel for all you guys that contribute so much. Because I do lurk quite a bit. I'll have to try and give a little deep more detailed report later. I have to head out to work right now. I also have a report review on my visit that I had today with Yaya and it was not that great.

[AnthonyRob]

Kelly is a very attractive Chinese lady about 25-30, on the thinner side, but with ample breast. Got a medium-medium hard massage for the first half hour. She got most of the the knots out. Did a lot of "strumming" (pulling the taut muscle over / against the point of resistance) to help get rid go the tension. After about a half hour came the flip. First the towel came off, then she did a quick clean up of the old soldier and the boys. She climbed on between my legs and started a massage, then started licking my nipples and did a cat bath down to the boys. She started a sensuous BBBJ taking care of the boys as well as the shaft. I pulled her around to 69 position so I could DATY on her while she swallowed my cock. She has a full Bush. She was very clean. She got up and used a tissue to clean her mouth, and offered me tissues for mine. On went the cover via her mouth. We changed to Missionary and made out while doing so. LFK at first. As we continued in Missionary, she started groaning and breathing hard. (My technique is ok, and I do really try to please the ladies I am with, but this was in all likelihood excellent acting on her part.) At any rate, it did do its trick and got me more into the mood until I finished in the cover. The LFK switched to DFK, and we hugged for a while in each other's arms. Got up and she helped me dress, gave me a bottle of water, then right as I was almost done getting dressed 2 other girls came in and introduced themselves, and then she walked me out. I definitely recommend going to see her and I will be back very soon.

[TradingFavs714]

Went to Right first and you clowns turned it into a zoo, WTF!

Since Spa Royal was a few miles away I wanted to check it out after the rave reviews. Not busy at all.

When I entered I was met by a 60 yr old and smiled saying there are other girls right. She said yes, I give you new girl.

In walked Sherry or Cherry, can't make it out with her broken English. She was around 5'5 and curvy in her jeans and top. Thicker than I'm use to.

Face was nice. Rack was maybe a natural C. Overall I give her a 7. Can't compare to Right gals even the worst one.

$0. 5 for hhr and $1. 4 FS. The massage was okay and she knew how to tickle the balls.

Overall session was pretty mechanical. Nice long BBJ, she really enjoyed sucking. Then I got slam her for 15 min. Mish, CG, Doggy and finished up in Mish.

I probably won't be back.

[BraveNuPengwin]

To the fat middle eastern guy who left without leaving a tip and instead began to barter Miss Mindy he would tell his friends about BW: come on dude. You are ruining it for the rest of us. Some of these ladies are working hard for their money at least compensate them accordingly. That is all.

[BecksForMe]

I was in Orange County for the weekend and wanted some Mei Mei. Read some reviews on RM and decided to try this spot again. I was greeted by Mamasan-she is hot. She took me to room and told me to get ready. Few minutes later Cici and Angela walked in, asked me if I wanted a four hand massage. Yes I do. They got naked and started working on my back, massage was good and two hot Chinese girls were even better. They had me flip over and one sat on my face-Cici, she is petite, gorgeous, and a smoking hot body-Mei Mei tasted sweet. Angela started orally massaging junior-she is smoking freaking hot to me also. They were both petite and had nice tits. They wiped off my mouth and switched, Cici slipped on a cover and started riding junior while Angela let my DATY. It was hot. Busted a nut and they got me hard again after some work, Angela let me do standing MISH while Cicinho made out with me and let me lick those marvelous tits. Took me a feeler, but I popped a second time. Gave them a nice tip, they cleaned me up, and Mamasan came in room whit a bottle of water. They told me to come back and I will try while I am here.

I visited to Angela Spa last week and I met Angela.

Her face is okay, but she has a fit Latina's body which I love it.

She offered BBBJ, light fingering, DATY and she was eager to please.

I paid $40 for the house and $150 tip.

I recommend her even YMMV.

[AlCapone2006]

It's like night and day. Lucky in Westminster has old granny. Jenny.

Slender but a good cock sucker. Some rimming. Decent massage.

Peony has right spa type of girls. Too bad Yomiko's gone. Double ds and only 33 at the most. Young and fun. What happened to her? Her friend jennifer was good too!

What about Orient Nature on the same street as lucky. Anyone gone?

[AlCapone2006]

First had to stop by my fave to go places.

Santa Ana.

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Got Anna, kinda thick. But her lady bumps got my cock hard and she sure sucked it good too. Great massage surprisingly as well.

$35 plus $140. Good old romper room fun. She's about 5'4 ". YMMV.

Then went south to check out Laguna hills.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../23272769.html

Great body run indeed. Total $160.

Tit and jerk job. No FS. But fun indeed.

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Got the new girl. Pretty skinny and long hair. Nice c cups. Slender body. Massage was excellent.

$40 for the door. And tip.

[QuikTurtle69]

asked me if I wanted a four hand massage. Yes I do. They got naked and started working on my back, massage was good and two hot Chinese girls were even better. They had me flip over and one sat on my face-Cici, she is petite, gorgeous, and a smoking hot body-Mei Mei tasted sweet. Angela started orally massaging junior-she is smoking freaking hot to me also. They were both petite and had nice tits.

What was the damage?

[BabyLetsPlay12]

I was in Orange County for the weekend and wanted some Mei Mei. Read some reviews on RM and decided to try this spot again. I was greeted by Mamasan-she is hot. She took me to room and told me to get ready. Few minutes later Cici and Angela walked in, asked me if I wanted a four hand massage. Yes I do. They got naked and started working on my back, massage was good and two hot Chinese girls were even better. They had me flip over and one sat on my face-Cici, she is petite, gorgeous, and a smoking hot body-Mei Mei tasted sweet. Angela started orally massaging junior-she is smoking freaking hot to me also. They were both petite and had nice tits. They wiped off my mouth and switched, Cici slipped on a cover and started riding junior while Angela let my DATY. It was hot. Busted a nut and they got me hard again after some work, Angela let me do standing MISH while Cicinho made out with me and let me lick those marvelous tits. Took me a feeler, but I popped a second time. Gave them a nice tip, they cleaned me up, and Mamasan came in room whit a bottle of water. They told me to come back and I will try while I am here.

What was the total damage?

[CarlosD3]

So you avoid the places with the best reputations and consistently best service and wonder why you're having a bad experience? The whole point of this board is to learn from each other to find the best looks and service. I can't remember the last time I had a bad experience because I stick with the tried and true.

If you are seriously paranoid about LE, I have a cop friend who told me they only work 9-5 M-F if they do target a parlor, so stick to evenings and weekends to allay any concerns.

That being said, I agree with you to save money and go to Thailand. I went to Pattaya in June and fucked 2-3 x a day for a week, racking up fantastic memories of a lifetime.

I can't remember the last time I had a good experience in a parlor. These days it's always "how much?" followed by the jackhammer. There was not much negotiation in the good old days. There was some negotiation but not like today. A tip actually felt like a tip. The Korean and Latina providers at that time wanted to do a good job so that their safe customers would return. During the Korean and Latina days there would be some minimal negotiation on the first visit and pay after. Subsequent visits required no negotiation, you would just leave some money on the table and enjoy yourself. Don't get me wrong, there were some shitty experiences but they were less. What you can expect now is negotiation, then pay up front and never get what you pay for. I went to a new place today and negotiated the tip and paid before the deed. I try to never do that. I got rushed again, which I hate. I demanded my tip back which she obliged unhappily. She gave me $40 back. I will not return.

The norm now is to get shorted on timed and rushed while the masseuse is on her phone during my "massage". They love to speak their language through the door to the other workers during my time. They also like to leave the room, sometimes at the absolute wrong moment. Then can't understand why I get so fucking pissed off about that. I think I'm done, at least for a while. I think Ill save my massage money and go back to Thailand, Japan or Indonesia. That would be a better use of my hard earned dollars. I try to stay away of the popular spots like Right and Royal because they get too much attention. If we notice, so does the man. Maybe the old-timers like me can chime in? The K-girl providers still provide good service but takes a little planning ahead. Good luck out there boys!

[Faceless1]

Went to bellflower tonight to visit a friend. Neck stiff and need to explode a load. Looked up there was a new joint opened up call I beauty.

Knocked, a sexy minks opened up, ask for how long it is 60 for half, since I was lowkey just wanted a quicky, I opt for 30 minutes. Even it is late at night, place seems to still have a customer in store.

In comes my gal, wouldn't you know it. It was Sophia from a few days back, she was happy and surprised to see me. But since you only opt for 30 minutes, she quickly drop her dress flash out those nice perky Ds and her nice shaved clam. She got on her knees to give me one of them nice slow Bbbjs, she can't really do DT, which is a slight bummer, but her suction is nice and she does put the effort in it to please whh is always a plus in my book.

On comes cover she started with CG for a few min, asked me to fuck her hard, so we move to MISH, which she was tight as always, and I can't get enough of her sexy look while she licks her lips and ask me to pound harder is such a turn on.

One to k9 after 10 minutes, I ask can I finish in her mouth, she quickly hopped off and start to drain the hell of jr until I exploded in her mouth. She swallowed the first big load the rest she spit, on and all, it was a great lay as always with Sophia.

Left with $. 5 as tip. Told her I would come back in a few days for more.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Rendezvous to Whitney Wright Spa to check out Melody, Kelly, or whoever wasn't busy as the dice rolls.

It was my Ex B-day, so I had to throw a bash in her honor. I originally thought I'd get a new girl but walked straight into Yaya. I really couldn't argue with that.

Once again the Queen of service at Raiit came through with her typical light massage, tongue bath, heavenly BJ with tongue wraps, slaps, and twisters.

Just what the doctor ordered, during pleasures I managed to see old man river arrive through the monitor. (looked like when Johnny Knoxville played bad grandpa). Also saw some random girl arrive in a car and pick up some big guy. Strange activities. I for one am surprised this place is surpassing the believe time-line (election is coming eek).

Back to Le Juice = _-gave her a great clitoral induced wet gushing coitus-_flipped her to doggie and she had her ass perched up. Straight away went for Ass, she wanted more tip but I suggested just a bit and had her ass for few strokes. Wonderful as always standing CIMWS! Chatted a bit then saw the others but didn't get a good look.

Anyways I thoroughly enjoyed my time and always recommend Yaya's service.

Go see and treat her well, I think 3 was a good number (I'd like to facial a pretty girl next, haven't done it in a while).

[Fruit Cake]

You Asian lovers, go hit up Sophia at I_Beauty, right spa quality w / out the 3 sum. Petite, tight, short,99 pds, CFS $1. 40, $50 house, Linda does BBFS WHOM WORKS THERE. Heard her in the next room get fucked HARD BY A CUSTOMER, MAYBE YOU READING THIS?? BRO, MADE HER MOAN AND WORE HER OUT JUDGING BY THE NOSIES AND EXHAUSTED BREATHS GOING ON! HIT IT UP.

[Fruit Cake]

I used to see Latinas offering massage, but now all I see is Chinese, Chinese, Chinese this, Chinese that left and right. These money hungry ladies just use the illegal freedom and get away with it while making shit loads of money off of losers like ME, we need some latinas!!