Massage Parlor Reports

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-31-24 21:01

Originally Posted by Caribe [View Original Post]

Lucky Massage on the south side of Westminster a couple west of Beach. My Happy Feet, on Bolsa. Half a block east of Brookhurst. North side of the street. On the second floor. True Health on the west side of Brookhurst, one block south of McFadden. All are $40. Offers HJ to FS. The last one will offer BBFS. Search this site for details.

Your forgot LL on Westminster east of Brookhurst, in the same stripmall as Airbody. 45 at the door but BBBJ, FS, even Greek style is on the table. Amy and Mia rocked in the house. I think TH is 45 too now? MHF, all I got is this lousy tee shirt and a handy. There are mixed reviews on Sasha. Maybe she is moody or picky about who she likes. There used to be another girl there that was doing her entire job on her back but I think she left a year ago.

**Caribe** · 08-31-24 19:23

Originally Posted by JohnB3411 [View Original Post]

Lately due to budget all I can do is BW. Curious if anyone has a budget friendly place similar to this that offers great massage and BBBJ? Thought about trying lucky P but heard house fee raised to 60. Any suggestions? I would really appreciate it.

Lucky Massage on the south side of Westminster a couple west of Beach. My Happy Feet, on Bolsa. Half a block east of Brookhurst. North side of the street. On the second floor. True Health on the west side of Brookhurst, one block south of McFadden. All are $40. Offers HJ to FS. The last one will offer BBFS. Search this site for details.

**PocketBook** · 08-31-24 18:59

Did a little reading and decided on Palace. Had I known about the cafe next door, I might have allotted more time for both, oh well. Paid 45 for the hf, initially thought it was a little high for just half an hour, turns out girl at the door misunderstood me and thought I wanted the full 60. Probably the largest AMP I've seen in OC, they've got a lot of rooms.

Excellent massage, was not at all upset that I'd gotten an hour after all. Masseuse was probably early to mid-forties, but was pretty trim, could pass for mid to late-thirties. I don't think she was a smoker, but you could get a hint of it in the bathroom, which was right next to the girls' break room. Nice to see that the bathroom had a shower. Clearly I didn't do enough research, thought it was just another massage and release. Asked for fia, should know by now that most Chinese places do a lackluster prostate massage. Oh well. Left 80 cause the massage, tease, and finish was good, prostate work notwithstanding.

Was I wrong to assume they offer more than just handywork?

**JohnB3411** · 08-31-24 17:32

Lately due to budget all I can do is BW. Curious if anyone has a budget friendly place similar to this that offers great massage and BBBJ? Thought about trying lucky P but heard house fee raised to 60. Any suggestions? I would really appreciate it.

**CarlosD3** · 08-31-24 13:55

LOL thanks for the intel that is 100% not surprising! There is an old joke why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care. You will notice in my reviews that I never mention when my provider "orgasms" because I know it's completely fake. But I don't care because I'm blowing a huge load down a young girl's throat while a 2nd has her tongue up my ass.

So distinguished gentlemen of OC. Do us all a favor and leave out any mention of cumming together or her getting off multiple times. Her orgasms might be fake but my thick, creamy nut butter blasting her tonsils I assure you is not.

Originally Posted by CalTheImpaler [View Original Post]

I have returned to mongering after a long hiatus pursuing other deviant activities.

I recently made arrangements for a specific provider at a prominent unnamed AMP. When I arrived, I was told that the provider would be late and I should wait for her. I was slightly annoyed, but not a big deal. I was directed to sit in the back and the other providers promptly ignored me. They ate and chit chatted in the absence of customers.

I have spent much of my life living in both the PRC and ROC. Apparently the other providers had not been informed that I spoke Mandarin. I listened as the ladies spoke boldly right in front of me.

One of the ladies was fresh off the boat and the others were explaining things to her. One of the most interesting points was that they explained that she better get good at faking an orgasm and that was the best way to make money. She asked how good was the money? She asked this in a rhetorical manner. One woman responded with disgust that the money is good and the sex is disgusting. All the ladies laughed. When they all laughed. I smiled at them. In Chinese they called me a stupid foreigner. I smiled some more and they all laughed more. The one woman said this guy thinks he gives us ecstasy. Sex with customers is always bad. Then they laughed. I just kept smiling. Another woman said they never give us ecstasy except with money. Again they laughed. I kept smiling as if to be polite. One of them called me a dumb egg. Which is kinda the Chinese equivalent of dumb shit. Things settled down, but they continued to talk about how bad mongers fuck and how great mongers think they fuck. Then they said mongers are idiots and they all looked at me. I just smiled and they all laughed..

**Faceless1** · 08-31-24 13:50

Originally Posted by SeaBurner [View Original Post]

Out of town monger visiting from Washington for the holiday weekend. Are all the MPs here staffed by Asians only? Or are there Latinas and White / Euro girls scattered about? Seattle scene is mostly Korean / Chinese auntie types with a few FS hidden gems of younger girls that rotate out monthly. There's 1 or 2 spots with Latinas and / or White women that make appearances, but still a rarity for us.

I've read through the indie / nuru thread that there are a few Brazilians, Indians, and Euros available but, there's a whole screening and vetting process that I don't have time or money for.

TIA.

We got house gals, and car gals. Depends what skin color you want, OC is asians and latina prime, few white and usually aunties that I seen.

**Faceless1** · 08-31-24 13:48

Originally Posted by HeadHunter1969 [View Original Post]

Hey guys, rather than driving all around The OC then blowing $200 on a lame massage and 5 minutes of FS fun, come out the our Labor Day GB. There will be 2 hot sluts there: A Middle Eastern Creampie Queen (for tested guys only) and a kinky Filipina CumSlut who Loves facials! We'll be in Irvine from 11 am til 2 pm. You can nut as many times as you are able and can play with both girls.

If you want details, send me a DM.

-HH69.

Clear your inbox bud. Or are all the slots are filled?

**SeaBurner** · 08-31-24 12:12

Out of town monger visiting from Washington for the holiday weekend. Are all the MPs here staffed by Asians only? Or are there Latinas and White / Euro girls scattered about? Seattle scene is mostly Korean / Chinese auntie types with a few FS hidden gems of younger girls that rotate out monthly. There's 1 or 2 spots with Latinas and / or White women that make appearances, but still a rarity for us.

I've read through the indie / nuru thread that there are a few Brazilians, Indians, and Euros available but, there's a whole screening and vetting process that I don't have time or money for.

TIA.

**Slammer6008** · 08-31-24 11:05

Originally Posted by MongerPanda [View Original Post]

Was in OC and decided to test out Sheila at GW. Paid the entry fee of 40 and proceeded to the backroom. She gave me a light massage and began teasing my lower half. After about 15 min I flipped and she began to give me a HJ. Got her to lower her top and got to say that those tits are the best things she's got going for her. Those things got to weigh at least a few pounds. Was disappointed that she said she only does HJs. I was wondering if anyone has had any luck with more services from her. While she was stroking me I was playing with her huge cow utters but she said not to be too rough. Another bummer. She did let me cum on her tits tho. After I caressed her tits I was feeling her ass up a bit and I was surprised that she wasn't wearing granny panties but a thong instead LOL. Overall paid 60 tip +40 hhr fee. If anyone has had any luck getting a BJ or a fuck from her would love to hear it. Thanks!

It's been awhile since I'd seen her.

**BSouthgate** · 08-31-24 10:43

Originally Posted by HeadHunter1969 [View Original Post]

Hey guys, rather than driving all around The OC then blowing $200 on a lame massage and 5 minutes of FS fun, come out the our Labor Day GB. There will be 2 hot sluts there: A Middle Eastern Creampie Queen (for tested guys only) and a kinky Filipina CumSlut who Loves facials! We'll be in Irvine from 11 am til 2 pm. You can nut as many times as you are able and can play with both girls.

If you want details, send me a DM..

Please share with us this great experience.

**SHDot** · 08-31-24 02:40

Kind of a noob, but been to Right a few times so wanted to try a new place. Saw that LK Moon Spa was closer so decided to hit that spot for a change. Unfortunately, got busy so this is a late review. Parking there is tight so I parked around the back, walked myself in. Greeted by provider, name is Luna. House fee. 5 for 45 but ended up giving. 6 since I didn't bring change. Couldn't find the spot on RM so was a bit skeptical walking in. Place is new, rooms and stuff are clean.

Looks to be early-mid 30's, but kind of gave me an Megan but with smaller eyes vibe. Cuter but not sexier. Not as heavy on the makeup but body shape pretty similar. Nice ass, something between a B+ or C cup. Pussy darker but was clean. Probably around 5'6 or 5'7 height. Nice long legs. Cute tummy. Started off with an above average massage for an AMP, and after getting some leg touches and opening legs as she worked up to my ass, I knew I was in. About 15 minutes in, she asked what I wanted and I opted for BJ, she quoted me $. 2, which I just went with since I always feel bad for haggling. No drama just straight business. Left to undress and I laid back down. She proceeded with some light foreplay but nothing as amazing, Right girls are better at that part. Flipped and ended up being a pretty good HJ+ BBBJCIM + 69, which I'll happily do. BJ was great, my fav so far tbh.

She cleaned me up after, hot towel, and chatted a bit about how I found them. Showed me the RM page, you have to separate the "L" from the "K" for it to show up properly. Saw that she had some change on the table for me, but I just left it. Figured she needs it more than me. She said they were getting new girls last week, and that she would be leaving soon so idk if I'll see her again. Got her number but have no intention of calling back.

Damage was. 5 house + $. 2. Will visit again and try to haggle.

**CalTheImpaler** · 08-30-24 22:24

I have returned to mongering after a long hiatus pursuing other deviant activities.

I recently made arrangements for a specific provider at a prominent unnamed AMP. When I arrived, I was told that the provider would be late and I should wait for her. I was slightly annoyed, but not a big deal. I was directed to sit in the back and the other providers promptly ignored me. They ate and chit chatted in the absence of customers.

I have spent much of my life living in both the PRC and ROC. Apparently the other providers had not been informed that I spoke Mandarin. I listened as the ladies spoke boldly right in front of me.

One of the ladies was fresh off the boat and the others were explaining things to her. One of the most interesting points was that they explained that she better get good at faking an orgasm and that was the best way to make money. She asked how good was the money? She asked this in a rhetorical manner. One woman responded with disgust that the money is good and the sex is disgusting. All the ladies laughed. When they all laughed. I smiled at them. In Chinese they called me a stupid foreigner. I smiled some more and they all laughed more. The one woman said this guy thinks he gives us ecstasy. Sex with customers is always bad. Then they laughed. I just kept smiling. Another woman said they never give us ecstasy except with money. Again they laughed. I kept smiling as if to be polite. One of them called me a dumb egg. Which is kinda the Chinese equivalent of dumb shit. Things settled down, but they continued to talk about how bad mongers fuck and how great mongers think they fuck. Then they said mongers are idiots and they all looked at me. I just smiled and they all laughed.

I am such a douchebag. I should have said something and I just sat there and listened and smiled like a fucking retard.

Anyway, here are my two cents of a ramble. If it enhances a monger's experience to believe they are sexually satisfying these women, then knock yourself out. However, I assure you, that's not reality. Just as we see them as sexual objects, they see us as a financial resource and absolutely nothing more.

I heard these women talk about their "regulars" with absolute contempt. The guys that think they are friends or have a relationship with these women are seen as losers. That's what they were calling me and that's what they were calling their other "regulars". The guys that think "oh that's some other guy. I am different. " You are wrong. Denial is a powerful force.

I have been mongering for my entire adult life and I have always known what's what. However, to hear the harsh distain straight from the horse's mouth was undeniable.

When my provider arrived, she sensed something was wrong. Almost immediately she knew what happened and profusely apologized to me. "I am not like that" she kept telling me in Chinese. She threw the other bitches under the bus. And, that's exactly the point. She is exactly like that. They all are like that. So what? As long as we know the game and don't lie to ourselves.

Anyway, that's my story and my opinion. What the fuck do I know?

Stay safe and have fun mongering.

**MongerPanda** · 08-30-24 19:24

Was in OC and decided to test out Sheila at GW. Paid the entry fee of 40 and proceeded to the backroom. She gave me a light massage and began teasing my lower half. After about 15 min I flipped and she began to give me a HJ. Got her to lower her top and got to say that those tits are the best things she's got going for her. Those things got to weigh at least a few pounds. Was disappointed that she said she only does HJs. I was wondering if anyone has had any luck with more services from her. While she was stroking me I was playing with her huge cow utters but she said not to be too rough. Another bummer. She did let me cum on her tits tho. After I caressed her tits I was feeling her ass up a bit and I was surprised that she wasn't wearing granny panties but a thong instead LOL. Overall paid 60 tip +40 hhr fee. If anyone has had any luck getting a BJ or a fuck from her would love to hear it. Thanks!

**HeadHunter1969** · 08-30-24 18:46

Hey guys, rather than driving all around The OC then blowing $200 on a lame massage and 5 minutes of FS fun, come out the our Labor Day GB. There will be 2 hot sluts there: A Middle Eastern Creampie Queen (for tested guys only) and a kinky Filipina CumSlut who Loves facials! We'll be in Irvine from 11 am til 2 pm. You can nut as many times as you are able and can play with both girls.

If you want details, send me a DM.

-HH69.

**LooksLikeGreg** · 08-30-24 15:49

Originally Posted by DonkeyPuncha [View Original Post]

How fat is she? She's thick or fat? What kind of celebrity comparison body type would you say she is? TIA.

She is very fat, round, apple body rather than pear. I would compare her body type to the Chrissy Metz of "This Is Us" or to the later Sally Struthers.