Massage Parlor Reports

[SeaBurner]

Out of town monger visiting from Washington for the holiday weekend. Are all the MPs here staffed by Asians only? Or are there Latinas and White / Euro girls scattered about? Seattle scene is mostly Korean / Chinese auntie types with a few FS hidden gems of younger girls that rotate out monthly. There's 1 or 2 spots with Latinas and / or White women that make appearances, but still a rarity for us.

I've read through the indie / nuru thread that there are a few Brazilians, Indians, and Euros available but, there's a whole screening and vetting process that I don't have time or money for.

TIA.

[Slammer6008]

Was in OC and decided to test out Sheila at GW. Paid the entry fee of 40 and proceeded to the backroom. She gave me a light massage and began teasing my lower half. After about 15 min I flipped and she began to give me a HJ. Got her to lower her top and got to say that those tits are the best things she's got going for her. Those things got to weigh at least a few pounds. Was disappointed that she said she only does HJs. I was wondering if anyone has had any luck with more services from her. While she was stroking me I was playing with her huge cow utters but she said not to be too rough. Another bummer. She did let me cum on her tits tho. After I caressed her tits I was feeling her ass up a bit and I was surprised that she wasn't wearing granny panties but a thong instead LOL. Overall paid 60 tip +40 hhr fee. If anyone has had any luck getting a BJ or a fuck from her would love to hear it. Thanks!

It's been awhile since I'd seen her.

[BSouthgate]

Hey guys, rather than driving all around The OC then blowing $200 on a lame massage and 5 minutes of FS fun, come out the our Labor Day GB. There will be 2 hot sluts there: A Middle Eastern Creampie Queen (for tested guys only) and a kinky Filipina CumSlut who Loves facials! We'll be in Irvine from 11 am til 2 pm. You can nut as many times as you are able and can play with both girls.

If you want details, send me a DM..

Please share with us this great experience.

[SHDot]

Kind of a noob, but been to Right a few times so wanted to try a new place. Saw that LK Moon Spa was closer so decided to hit that spot for a change. Unfortunately, got busy so this is a late review. Parking there is tight so I parked around the back, walked myself in. Greeted by provider, name is Luna. House fee. 5 for 45 but ended up giving. 6 since I didn't bring change. Couldn't find the spot on RM so was a bit skeptical walking in. Place is new, rooms and stuff are clean.

Looks to be early-mid 30's, but kind of gave me an Megan but with smaller eyes vibe. Cuter but not sexier. Not as heavy on the makeup but body shape pretty similar. Nice ass, something between a B+ or C cup. Pussy darker but was clean. Probably around 5'6 or 5'7 height. Nice long legs. Cute tummy. Started off with an above average massage for an AMP, and after getting some leg touches and opening legs as she worked up to my ass, I knew I was in. About 15 minutes in, she asked what I wanted and I opted for BJ, she quoted me $. 2, which I just went with since I always feel bad for haggling. No drama just straight business. Left to undress and I laid back down. She proceeded with some light foreplay but nothing as amazing, Right girls are better at that part. Flipped and ended up being a pretty good HJ+ BBBJCIM + 69, which I'll happily do. BJ was great, my fav so far tbh.

She cleaned me up after, hot towel, and chatted a bit about how I found them. Showed me the RM page, you have to separate the "L" from the "K" for it to show up properly. Saw that she had some change on the table for me, but I just left it. Figured she needs it more than me. She said they were getting new girls last week, and that she would be leaving soon so idk if I'll see her again. Got her number but have no intention of calling back.

Damage was. 5 house + $. 2. Will visit again and try to haggle.

[CalTheImpaler]

I have returned to mongering after a long hiatus pursuing other deviant activities.

I recently made arrangements for a specific provider at a prominent unnamed AMP. When I arrived, I was told that the provider would be late and I should wait for her. I was slightly annoyed, but not a big deal. I was directed to sit in the back and the other providers promptly ignored me. They ate and chit chatted in the absence of customers.

I have spent much of my life living in both the PRC and ROC. Apparently the other providers had not been informed that I spoke Mandarin. I listened as the ladies spoke boldly right in front of me.

One of the ladies was fresh off the boat and the others were explaining things to her. One of the most interesting points was that they explained that she better get good at faking an orgasm and that was the best way to make money. She asked how good was the money? She asked this in a rhetorical manner. One woman responded with disgust that the money is good and the sex is disgusting. All the ladies laughed. When they all laughed. I smiled at them. In Chinese they called me a stupid foreigner. I smiled some more and they all laughed more. The one woman said this guy thinks he gives us ecstasy. Sex with customers is always bad. Then they laughed. I just kept smiling. Another woman said they never give us ecstasy except with money. Again they laughed. I kept smiling as if to be polite. One of them called me a dumb egg. Which is kinda the Chinese equivalent of dumb shit. Things settled down, but they continued to talk about how bad mongers fuck and how great mongers think they fuck. Then they said mongers are idiots and they all looked at me. I just smiled and they all laughed.

I am such a douchebag. I should have said something and I just sat there and listened and smiled like a fucking retard.

Anyway, here are my two cents of a ramble. If it enhances a monger's experience to believe they are sexually satisfying these women, then knock yourself out. However, I assure you, that's not reality. Just as we see them as sexual objects, they see us as a financial resource and absolutely nothing more.

I heard these women talk about their "regulars" with absolute contempt. The guys that think they are friends or have a relationship with these women are seen as losers. That's what they were calling me and that's what they were calling their other "regulars". The guys that think "oh that's some other guy. I am different. " You are wrong. Denial is a powerful force.

I have been mongering for my entire adult life and I have always known what's what. However, to hear the harsh distain straight from the horse's mouth was undeniable.

When my provider arrived, she sensed something was wrong. Almost immediately she knew what happened and profusely apologized to me. "I am not like that" she kept telling me in Chinese. She threw the other bitches under the bus. And, that's exactly the point. She is exactly like that. They all are like that. So what? As long as we know the game and don't lie to ourselves.

Anyway, that's my story and my opinion. What the fuck do I know?

Stay safe and have fun mongering.

[MongerPanda]

Was in OC and decided to test out Sheila at GW. Paid the entry fee of 40 and proceeded to the backroom. She gave me a light massage and began teasing my lower half. After about 15 min I flipped and she began to give me a HJ. Got her to lower her top and got to say that those tits are the best things she's got going for her. Those things got to weigh at least a few pounds. Was disappointed that she said she only does HJs. I was wondering if anyone has had any luck with more services from her. While she was stroking me I was playing with her huge cow utters but she said not to be too rough. Another bummer. She did let me cum on her tits tho. After I caressed her tits I was feeling her ass up a bit and I was surprised that she wasn't wearing granny panties but a thong instead LOL. Overall paid 60 tip +40 hhr fee. If anyone has had any luck getting a BJ or a fuck from her would love to hear it. Thanks!

[HeadHunter1969]

Hey guys, rather than driving all around The OC then blowing $200 on a lame massage and 5 minutes of FS fun, come out the our Labor Day GB. There will be 2 hot sluts there: A Middle Eastern Creampie Queen (for tested guys only) and a kinky Filipina CumSlut who Loves facials! We'll be in Irvine from 11 am til 2 pm. You can nut as many times as you are able and can play with both girls.

If you want details, send me a DM.

-HH69.

[LooksLikeGreg]

How fat is she? She's thick or fat? What kind of celebrity comparison body type would you say she is? TIA.

She is very fat, round, apple body rather than pear. I would compare her body type to the Chrissy Metz of "This Is Us" or to the later Sally Struthers.

[BSouthgate]

These chicks get paid about $20 in China, just by crossing the border and paying cartel magically they get more money. So be frugal guys.

No I don't think that they were paid so little in China. Those who were sex workers had to suspend their profession because of the Chinese government crackdown on prostitution that began in about 2015. They may have been arrested and spent some time in re-education camps. I postulate that a large proportion of these women moved to the US and other countries because of the new tough government prostitution policies, not because of low service prices. I do not know of any data about how many of the women now working in US MPs were in this situation.

When I ask them what they did in China, they usually say that worked in some service job like beautician. Many say they are divorced and have a child who lives with grandparents in China. Some without documents have not seen their kid for years. That is the sad part.

[New8888]

Been craving some Greek yogurt for a while but can't seem to find a good source. Yuyu was my go to. Plow her ass bare for 30 min then facial. Can't beat it.

Amanda can only take small kok so I'm screwed. Where can I get my appitite filled?

Should I just ask are spa who has greek menu?

Can you pm me the damage and is honey nunu sport?

[Dildo Baggens]

Muchas Gracias amigo!

The secret to finding this spa is to Google the place he got his milk tea, Quan Ghien. It is at 10563 Bolsa Ave. In GG. There's a place with a sign proclaiming "Moon Beauty" right next door.

[New8888]

Decided to visit Goldenwest after reading a previous monger's report. I was greeted by Sheila in an 2 piece all black dress, by two piece I mean something like a Bolero or Shrug that gave the illusion that the dresses collar was higher than it actually was. She told me that her manager wanted her to appear more modest and more "legit". She does have big titties although not as big as someone like Gianna Michaels or Angela White. The massage was pretty standard, can't complain, and ending around 20 minutes into the session after she proceeded to focus on my ass and inner thigh area after which I opened my legs wider and raised my body to allow her to jerk me off while I was laying on my stomach. On the flip she pulled down her dress exposing her nice titties and proceeded with a HJ. Not trying to humble brag but she told me I was big, big "head", which was a turn on but I got the feeling she says that to everyone. As noted by the previous post on her, I wanted to see if I could tittyfuck her, I asked but she declined. She wanted to get to know me first and see how I cum so that next time she could jerk me how I like. I don't know. She said next visit I could tittyfuck her, which I'm planning to do. She does know how to give a good HJ, one hand on my dick and the other playing with my balls. When I came I guess I was being a little too loud as she told be to keep it down a little as the walls are thin and the stores next door could potentially hear me. After I came a lot, she cleaned me up and brought me a small water. She then gave me a hug and led me to the door. Overall it was a good experience. What I do like about her is her nice personality (actual personality and a nice pair of personal-titties, LOL). She's very friendly and open, which is a plus in my opinion. She jokingly asked me not to give her a facial during the HJ. I wanted to suck on her titties but she wanted to know me first, as in build a rapport with me. Besides being able to grab her bare titties and over the cover roaming of her ass and a HJ, nothing extra was paid for.

The massage was $40 hhr and although she did not ask for a certain amount or asked me to pay upfront, I gave her $60 for the HJ. Appearance wise, she does give that off that Korean aunty look, nice big titties. She doesn't look Mexican? To me, as she has white skin. Personally I like older woman as the dynamic between a younger guy and older woman / older guy and younger woman is hot to me. If any of you are interested, I would definitely recommend seeing her on account of her personality and looks. I will be going back soon to tittyfuck her and cum in between her tits.

Is the 1 close to G & S Liquor? Or somewhere?

[DzNutzz]

First time here. Dropped by before lunch. Saw 2 doors and took the one to the left. Not sure if it matters. Lucy answered. 5'6 skinny Chinese with bolt ons. Spoke decent English. First half hour she wanted me face down as she cleaned up with alcohol and did the boob slide. Tried flipping halfway but she insisted to do this. Allowed BBBJ full roaming daty cfs multiple positions. No kissing. No Greek. Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 6 for the hour.

[Hornilius69]

So I recently discovered Classified section in Viet Newspaper, where there were massage offers in private condos. Have you guys used any of those? Can you share?

I have tried the rotation, but beware there are some ladyboys working at the roach motel off Brookhurst.

[DonkeyPuncha]

I was intrigued by a couple of mentions here saying that the unnamed massage place in Suite 200 next to Soon Spa at Euclid & Lampson starts off with a lineup of several young women of various ethnicities from which one might select one's masseuse. That sounded fun. So I went.

When I walked into the open door, I saw an old Asian man playing a video game and an old, fat Asian woman, who immediately waved me in and guided me to a room. It was larger than most, with a couple of bed / bench like pieces of furniture. She asked what I wanted, I said a half-hour, and gave her the requested $50. I was hoping the more typical young Asian woman would then appear. But no such luck. The plus-size granny gave me a massage.

I didn't complain, perhaps because I too am old and fat. The massage was so-so. I did try to fondle her private parts, but she wouldn't allow my hand under her granny panties, just outside.

After a while, she teased my male parts some, then told me to turn over. She worked on said parts. I brought one knee up to signal my interest in prostate play. She oiled me up, and did as I hoped. I did slip a couple of fingers under her panties at that point for just a bit of vajayjay squeezing. And soon, things worked out happily.

She never asked for an additional tip, and I didn't offer one. She was pleasant enough, but she speaks English poorly. She's from Vietnam, her name is Kathy, she said, and she has two Maltese dogs. She took my phone number, told me she lives alone near me and, I think, said I should come to her home sometime. That was the weird part.

How fat is she? She's thick or fat? What kind of celebrity comparison body type would you say she is? TIA.