Massage Parlor Reports

[UciMagic]

Go to Bamboo Woods. The massages are good and the HE was decent.

I agree, or Sunny Health which is on the first floor from BW as they offer a nice hot water foot soak before the foot rub.

[Danny2]

Late report here.

Got to take Blue for a spin, she was fun opted for the TS it was great to clean up before the deed.

Back in the room she tried putting her roast beef on my face LOL.

Had multiple positions and overall a great time.

On my way out got to meed Mandy and I she kept grabbing my cock and asked for me to see her next.

Stay safe, and Happy Hunting!

[Oc Amper]

Hey everyone looking for someone who can give a real massage.

I drive for hours and hours a day in probably a very unhealthy position. My back is it starting feel the punishment. Need a good strong massage and with a (hopefully) decent ending. Willing to give up a few of my hidden gems in return but.

Like others have said, probably not going to find what you want. I've had a couple decent massages, then most being pretty much just some silly rubbing. Some will try to mash your pelvis into the massage table, which I so hate. One girl that I visit from time to time to bang, her massage actually hurts. Next time, I'll have to just skip the massage part with her.

Even if you find a decent massage, it won't last long enough to be of any benefit.

Better off, go to real massage place for your back, then afterwards to one of the fun spots for the other kind of relaxation you are seeking.

[Grimmy23]

Hey everyone looking for someone who can give a real massage.

I drive for hours and hours a day in probably a very unhealthy position. My back is it starting feel the punishment. Need a good strong massage and with a (hopefully) decent ending. Willing to give up a few of my hidden gems in return but.

Speaking as someone in the (legit) massage industry, you are definitely searching for a unicorn as DRD suggests. I own a fully legit spa and I also monger. There's a reason, or actually many reasons, why mongering is normally maintained as a separate entity than real massage. Mainly, as soon as you start introducing HEs into a massage the whole game changes. Eventually it evolves to guys going in more for the HE than the massage, and the importance of the massage becomes secondary. Why should a girl put a lot of effort into a good massage when she knows the guy will throw her a nice tip for getting him off? In my mongering life which has spanned several decades I think I've had maybe 3 or 4 "halfway decent" massages that involved a HE, and most of those were in Asia.

There is a woman in Lakewood who gives a legit massage out of her own private studio which is in a commercial plaza, and she'll give a HJ for an extra $50. She's not that attractive though. She's a large half black, half Latina woman who does body building. Look up Divine Royalty massage. She has a website. I saw her once. Massage is top notch and like I said she'll give a HJ, but her clothes stay on. Some guys have reported that they got their hand down her pants and she didn't resist. I didn't find her attractive enough to try, but she has good hands.

[CarlosD3]

If you drive a lot perhaps you might find yourself by LAX. Super Spa ladies are absolute pros at both legit and HE massages. For a real treat go for the 60 min half and half massage and table shower / body scrub. You can get two HEs this way if you're feeling frisky. I've been there more times than I can count.

Yes, you are seeking the Monger's Unicorn, the Holy Grail of AMPs. There are a couple of places whose names come up here a lot. But in reality you get at most 40 minutes of so-so massage often with repetitive moves, and then the tease and release take up the rest of the time. These places were never that good compared to legit, and have been going downhill, but they are marginally better than some of the others who give a really half-hearted massage not even worthy of being called a massage. I think the best bang for the buck is Sunflower on Beach Blvd between 405 and 22. It’s more of a legit place where there are frequent HE's rather than a pole polishing shop which has upgraded poor massage. Also Rose Garden on Warner in Santa Ana, and True Care on Edinger in Santa Ana. It depends on who you get though.

[ZeusArmor]

Hey everyone looking for someone who can give a real massage.

I drive for hours and hours a day in probably a very unhealthy position. My back is it starting feel the punishment. Need a good strong massage and with a (hopefully) decent ending. Willing to give up a few of my hidden gems in return but.

Go to Bamboo Woods. The massages are good and the HE was decent.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Hey everyone looking for someone who can give a real massage.

I drive for hours and hours a day in probably a very unhealthy position. My back is it starting feel the punishment. Need a good strong massage and with a (hopefully) decent ending. Willing to give up a few of my hidden gems in return but.

Yes, you are seeking the Monger's Unicorn, the Holy Grail of AMPs. There are a couple of places whose names come up here a lot. But in reality you get at most 40 minutes of so-so massage often with repetitive moves, and then the tease and release take up the rest of the time. These places were never that good compared to legit, and have been going downhill, but they are marginally better than some of the others who give a really half-hearted massage not even worthy of being called a massage. I think the best bang for the buck is Sunflower on Beach Blvd between 405 and 22. Its more of a legit place where there are frequent HE's rather than a pole polishing shop which has upgraded poor massage. Also Rose Garden on Warner in Santa Ana, and True Care on Edinger in Santa Ana. It depends on who you get though.

[Faceless1]

On a hunch that YT mf isn't going to show up on a Sunday at Rights, regardless, went in with shades and mask on.. cuz got word that there was a beautiful gem at rights that ot getting much attention.

I didn't call or reserve anyone, want to go in lowkey to meet this hidden gem, and lucky me, while everyone is fighting over selina and Megan because all the positive reviews, I was greeted by sophia. Before even went in the room I knew her tities were big, because they are poppking out of that tight white dress.

Paid my hr fee, and I left my donstion on table. She went to grab supplies, and I can hear tha happy smacking sounds from next door, on a Sunday, they are noticeably busy.

Sophia grade:

Looks: 9/10, she has a vague resemblance of Blue (my go to recently at Royal). But cute like a college chick sorta way rather than blue's sensual sorta hot.

Bod: 9/10, nice soft C+ -D cup, felt all natural on hand, nice small perky nips, clean shaven clam, no extra hanging meat. No visible tattoo that I noticed (wasn't looking for it so I might had misse it) she has a just an asian bubble butt, nothing like Kim K or anything.

Tech:8. 5 /10. Great rythm keeping up, nice wet BBBJ, clam grib is tight on Mish. She does is standing in front of mirror sorta thing and ask you to bang in front, total turn on for me, because I like them ppretty.

Anyway. She gave me a half decent massage, even she jokingly said don't get mad at me if massage is meh, you are here for the action right? I laughed and said with your bod, I think you got some work cut out for your self. Maye I shouldn't had said that. Because she put extra elbow grease to please once flipped, jesus, she may not be doing DT, but that suction mouth almost made me popped alone. She knew I was close after about just couple of minutes of 69. She was like don't pop yet, at least let me ride it a bit. On comes cover, and did my usualpositions of mish, k9 cowgirl, but as invention above, my. Favis that standing k9 in front of mirror. After merely 15 minutes ish I popped in cover. She didn't rush me or anything, treated me. Like an BF of sort, lay in bed with me while cover is still on and chatted a bit like a couple. Love the session I had with her, would return for her and recommend anyone that's is not a Megan fanatic to give the new girl a try. Sophia is just a lovely find that you will not regret.

[RedRocket123]

Hey everyone looking for someone who can give a real massage.

I drive for hours and hours a day in probably a very unhealthy position. My back is it starting feel the punishment. Need a good strong massage and with a (hopefully) decent ending. Willing to give up a few of my hidden gems in return but.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

These girls must be making half a million in tips this year. Well deserved.

6 days / week * 52 weeks = 312 days. They would have to make $1600 a day. But even a mere $500 which is pretty do-able would be more like $156 k, which is tax free, so equivalent to making about $250 k with honest work. A recent university graduate in China might make $1500 a month. About what a boom boom girl in Westminster or Garden Grove could make in 3 days.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Chatted with a girl working in an AMP on Bolsa. She said the same person owns that shop, a shop in Santa Ana, and a shop in Victorville. She rotates through the shops a month at a time. But she was unsupervised, gave out her number, and knew the cities she was going. So it didn't seem to be any kind of dubious trafficking. There were security cameras, and at one point she pulled me into a room to discuss terms off camera. Perhaps PPS is sitting on his yacht watching his money-makers.

[Oc Amper]

I assume you mean MMF. That sounds like lots of fun. For a variety of reasons, I can't do it. For one, I am anciently old. For a second, anciently poor.

But I encourage other brothers to take you up on it. You should probably ask Megan first about this.

I have done this a few times in the past. Once, with a Korean escort in LA named Young something. That was years ago, and it went very well. However, homophobes on review sites, criticized my review (on another site). There is nothing gay about such an encounter. Generally, the guys don't touch each other, but they both try to stimulate the woman to bring her to several convulsive orgasms. I assume that was your intention. Another problem is the girl's thoughts. For various reasons, some women enjoy this immensely; some do not like it at all. Ask her.

If she and you are game and would consider a doddling old Joe Biden type, DM me.

Good luck.

Bobby.

Years ago, as I recall this would have been called MMF. Today, MMF seems to been adapted to mean, MMF the M's are touching and so do the males, MFM, neither M is touching, and the males don't touch each other.

I don't recall Megan been mentioned with Anal, so not sure a DP situation is there or not, or a DVP, which the Koreans are just getting into.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Is there a place that does a body scrub with a complete rinse down in a private room by a woman - (legit or not)? I used to go to a place in Torrance called Gem Spa I think which has closed. Later I went to Healing Accutherapy in Baldwin Park or M&A in Downey and got table shower and FSk but the table shower was more of a quick tease than a legit scrub. I went to some K-spa's, and one time got a dude doing it, and another time an old woman in a public area with 10 other people around. I guess there are other K-spas in Irvine and Buena Park. Anyone know?

[UciMagic]

You came to the wrong place, brother. If it ain't fuckin' at right spa, it ain't being talked about here.

These girls must be making half a million in tips this year. Well deserved.

[BSouthgate]

Anyone interested in running duo's with Megan?

I assume you mean MMF. That sounds like lots of fun. For a variety of reasons, I can't do it. For one, I am anciently old. For a second, anciently poor.

But I encourage other brothers to take you up on it. You should probably ask Megan first about this.

I have done this a few times in the past. Once, with a Korean escort in LA named Young something. That was years ago, and it went very well. However, homophobes on review sites, criticized my review (on another site). There is nothing gay about such an encounter. Generally, the guys don't touch each other, but they both try to stimulate the woman to bring her to several convulsive orgasms. I assume that was your intention. Another problem is the girl's thoughts. For various reasons, some women enjoy this immensely; some do not like it at all. Ask her.

If she and you are game and would consider a doddling old Joe Biden type, DM me.

Good luck.

Bobby.