Massage Parlor Reports

[Daremo13]

Short details:

- Primary option fell through, went to a secondary that wasn't as satisfying as I'd hoped.

Location: Smile Therapy, CHTY.

- Approx Time of Visit: Late afternoon.

Masseuse:

- Face: 3. 5/5.

- Body: 3. 75/5.

- Attitude: 3. 25/5.

- - -.

Long details:

I was in the NOVA area for a spell, partially for work, and then spending the rest of the week in the area as sort of a mini vacation. When in the area (I'm originally from the Northeast), I typically take a look at places that are open, available, priced decently, and getting some intel on the board.

On this particular day, I opened the afternoon with a session over at 2 Silos, then made my way out to Vienna to visit the much-touted Wen, only to be met with an unlit open sign and no response to the bell. Had I read the forum before my post about the place, I wouldn't have done the drive.

So, as I usually do for planned visits, I have Plans Alpha through at least Delta (sometimes even out to Golf) in case of situations like this (busy, no parking available, the odd closure, etc). So, I had a tentative Plan Bravo with GG in Vienna, but the traffic between the two points was somewhat terrible. Scratch that, on to Charlie.

Subsequent plans were primarily in the Chantilly area, so I thought as to which out of Bravo through Delta to try first. I went with Bravo Actual -- Smile Therapy.

Now I had been here at least once before, long time ago. My recollection was that I had a decent time.

I walked in, and was greeted by. Oh now I can't remember her name. I was placed in the first room on the left.

She was okay looking. She wore a dress that would (as I would later find out) open in the front.

I opted for just the half hour, so no TS for me this time.

From there, it went sort of downhill.

The massage itself was. Meh. Not long enough, maybe less than ten minutes before the flip. Draping was partially present here and there until she decided to remove it. There was a little bit of teasing. Then the haggling. She asked about an L1 HE, how much? I opted 40. She wanted more. I upped to 60. She agreed to that. So, she started the tease and went for the oil. I started with some OTC, but concentrated up top, and wanted to see the goodies. Of course, she wanted more. Offered 80, she wanted another Jackson on top of that. I came in with only so much, so she settled for 80, grudgingly. I got to see under the dress and bra (which were solid B), and also snuck in some upskirt feels below. I popped, she cleaned up, finished with a face / scalp massage, as well as some accupressure on the legs. I may have been shorted upwards of five minutes.

The Good:

- Got in right away, no waiting.

- Got some UTC-top and upskirt feels.

The Bad:

- Mediocre massage, too short as well.

- Haggling!

Overall:

- It settled an itch, but wasn't fully satisfying. A couple of weeks later, I've got the itch again, so I'll be checking places back home.

- - -.

After-Action Report Summary:

- Rate for my session: 50 H + 80 T.

- Services Received: Massage (short), L1 HE, UTC-top, upskirt.

Scores:

- Massage Quality: 2. 75 - Very short, no oil, didn't really hit much.

- Comfort: 4. 0.

- Appearance: 3. 5.

- Attitude: 3. 25 - Haggling!

- Misc: - 3. 5.

Total Visit Rating: 3. 31 - Not bad. Had better, had worse.

Notes:

Repeat?: Perhaps another time when I'm back down there, but there are other places I'd like to hit before trying this place out again. I'd put it as a "Maybe" place.

[WeenIsWaxing]

They have been getting some good talent there ever so often. I make it up that way at least monthly to check them out. She was a real sweetheart, with some Lucious C-D cup breast. That was the kicker for me that made me stay. I felt that she had no bra on when she opened up the door and hug me and I was like Damn Okay LOL. Nice sweater puppies. Hand job was good, she took direction well. BBBJ was good, just not long enough, but I would still repeat. She just tried to get more money that was required as I didn't want FS. Maybe because others are paying much, but she is tasty and a good treat for sure. I will repeat with her.

[DoYouKnow]

Spoke with the manager today, she is trying to sell her 998 spa and potential buyer want to see how busy it is. So for today only, House fee waived and only tip the beauties there. Wendy and CiCi there. Get it in while you can.

[RoboMayor]

Was intrigued by Sarah's reviews so stopped by while visiting Northern VA. Door was answered by an attractive short busty woman (Bobbi) and decided to give her a go. She led me to the room, I paid the house fee and settled in for an enjoyable massage. When Bobbi returned, she had on a tight sequined dress that showed off her tight legs and ample top and had me lay on my back for a decent full body massage. At about the halfway point, she began playing with my junk and she had me flip where we agreed to BJ and DATY for 1.2 She removed her dress to show a nicely shaved box and those D sized melons with big eraser nipples. I laid her down on the table and licked her to wetness until she asked me to let her return the favor. She slipped on a cover and went to work bringing me to attention and I had to have her. She laid back on the table and I went to town in standing mish and gently pinched those nips until I filled the bag. Provided an extra Jackson for the FS and got dressed. While walking out, she introduced me to Sarah and I will definitely make the trip back down this week to complete the original mission!

[TonyScott01]

Not sure as I haven't stopped since my last visit with June and I kind of gave up on this place. However I too saw the rubmaps listing saying it was closed but if you google Cosmos, it was saying it was still open as of last week when I was checking online to see if it had really closed down.

I saw that on RM as well a couple of weeks ago. I can tell you that Cosmos is OPEN, and while YYMV, they have finally opened up to FS, at least for certain hobbyists, for a price. I had the pleasure of FS with Sunny (she's always been fun), though Jenny wanted an additional Jackson, which I did not have on me at the time. Knowing her for so many years, I was surprised that she help firm. It's 4 Jacksons for the hour, and then 8 more for Sunny.

[DoYouKnow]

I just had to leave this lovely GEM a write up for my fellow mongers to follow up on. Not sure how long she is around for but she is exceptional. Head game is A+, great body, cute ass and great tits. She works for it for sure. Great personality. She is located in Annandale, off of Old Columbia Pike. $$. 4 will get you everything. Worth every repeat visit as possible.

2nd Venture was Lulu at QQ2 off Old Franconia in Alexandria. She was a real sweetheart, with some Lucious C-D cup breast. That was the kicker for me that made me stay. I felt that she had no bra on when she opened up the door and hug me and I was like Damn Okay LOL. Nice sweater puppies. Hand job was good, she took direction well. BBBJ was good, just not long enough, but I would still repeat. She just tried to get more money that was required as I didn't want FS. Maybe because others are paying much, but she is tasty and a good treat for sure. I will repeat with her.

[Proflou2019]

While she did it, it wasn't in a way that made me think she was really into it, more like a friend just being nice.

I've been seeing Mira the past several months for her excellent 90 minutes massage. My latest visit as my time was nearing the end she asked if I wanted the "special". Oiled BHJ with backside play with other hand, but no sensuality to it.

I figure there's just certain clients she's become willing to offer the "special". I've had no trouble lately getting a nearly instant appointment (her place is 12 minutes away), maybe business is just slow and she needs the extra cash?

[Serpico99]

Rubmaps now says Cosmos is closed? True?

Not sure as I haven't stopped since my last visit with June and I kind of gave up on this place. However I too saw the rubmaps listing saying it was closed but if you google Cosmos, it was saying it was still open as of last week when I was checking online to see if it had really closed down.

[Proflou2019]

Where dud she go,? I'm a big Lucy Lui fan. I would love to meet thus girl.

She's here: https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fa.../23261723.html.

Second girl pictured. Saw her twice at Peabody also, said she went by Lily.

[Caspian33]

There is a Chelsea review on Rubmaps from 10 July. Is she still working there? I was hoping to see her my next visit. What is her sisters name?

I am guessing the reviewer did not know Chelsea, just chose name, or they have someone going by that name. But the Chelsea we know and love is definitely gone.

Sadly Chelsea and her sister sold the business back in June (moved out of state and retired. I still chat with her.

New owners, totally new girl (s). I miss Chelsea, she was awesome.

It's great they have a nice setup, but I was put off a bit by the picture of the girl they sent me when I requested pictures, so I haven't been back.

Pine Spa in Woodbridge also has a table shower. I haven't been in probably 6 months or so, and reviews are hit or miss.

[EastCoaster111]

Ended up coming here 2 days ago and I ended up with Blue who happens to be a bit tall for an Asian in her mid 30's, nice body, big boobs, long hair and pretty face. Went for ts but showered before I came so asked her to wash my junk only. She gave a really thorough wash on my junk, balls and my bung hole. The massage was really nice, got more ball rubbed and my ass massaged. On the flip my junk was a flag pole and she started to stroke some more. I gave the tip, then she stepped out for a minute, which was good to calm me down a bit. When she came back, she got undressed and her body was smoking hot, nice big rack and she started to kiss my tigh then to my balls and few kisses on my junk and when she started to kiss my stomach, she was pressing her boobs on my junk and rubbing it nicely. Then she started to give a really good CBJ, I got the touch her kitty and it was tight and wet, so told her to get on top. After few positions, I popped inside the cover while still being inside her. Felt really good, she let me stay like that for a while, as she was hugging me tightly. Through the whole time, I felt like she really enjoyed it and enjoyed my company. She ended cleaning me up and afterwards, we had plenty of time left because we didn't waste much time on ts. We stayed lying together chatting and touching each other. While we kept on chatting, I started to get hard again. Then she smiled and asked if I was hard already? Then she asked if I wanted an HE, I told her I don't have extra money, she smiled, got up, then started to stroke me. I started to grab her boobs and she got some oil and just went to town on me. It didn't take long and got another pop out of it. She cleaned me up again, smiled, hugged and kissed me. I didn't have much time left so got dressed and I headed out. She told me to come see her again and I plan to. One of the top 10 experience I've had.

[NyHornet]

Healing Therapy (1251X B) does have a table shower. Chelsea and her sister sold the business over a month ago, I haven't been back since. I was going to, but I texted, asked for a picture of the girls working, and what I got back was definitely a no for me 50+ and not cute in my opinion.

Healthy Aroma Therapy Center (1251X E) stand up shower only, too small for two people. New girl there, Linda, cute, guessing 30-35, fun, full menu $$ + house fee. Text for pictures.

There is a Chelsea review on Rubmaps from 10 July. Is she still working there? I was hoping to see her my next visit. What is her sisters name?

[NyHornet]

It was June who offered FS to me. But money wise she wanted a little more than what I consider the average rate at AMPs in this area. FS was mediocre with June.

Rubmaps now says Cosmos is closed? True?

[Harold Myers]

Hello. I was going to write a review myself on this place but you nailed it. The only ONLay difference was the price. I ended up doing 170 in total. Half hour 50 and 120 everything.

What's even worse is the other 24 hour place in the area.

But they are THE options for an after hours skeet!

Ok, so curiosity got the best of me so I texted this place again at around 3 am and got a response back. The text said 50/ half hour, 70 for hour, tips extra, and they gave me the address, which is the same as listed in the ad and lines up with the address of Xin Mei Spa on Old Columbia Pike in Annandale. I parked in the parking lot and saw that the light was on that lights up the stairs to go to the second floor of this spa (located in the typical business / medical office park) The outside door in unlocked. Nothing like strolling into a 24 hour AMP. Anyway, the woman who answered the door was petite, Chinese woman, maybe in mid 30's. When I gave her the 50 fee for the half hour, she said it was 60 for half hour. I told her the person on text told me 50, and she kind of just shrugged her shoulders. I wanted to cross the "fucking at a 24 hour AMP" off my bucket list and not cause a fuss, so I gave her the extra 10 for the house fee.

She offered a shower, which I accepted; however, it's large stand up shower that the providers use. She does play with you (she was clothed) in the shower but rubbing your cock and ass with the water but she didn't lather me up. Not sure if she is inexperienced or just wanting to get the session on and go back to sleep LOL.

Back in the room, massage was weak, the good ole' poke and prod and play with your cock a little while face down. She told me to flip and asked if I wanted to (she made the fucking motion with her hips) and asked how much tip I will give. I said 140, and she kind of was like "hell no" with her facial expression but she accepted 140. She went to go get a cover and asked me to give her the tip upfront while she was down on her knees blowing me (CBJ). Then I proceeded to do standing mish (CFS) and went pound town on her, making that clapping sound without having to worry about the other ladies or manager knowing what we were doing. I did not see any other ladies but heard at least one other person walking around. I was in and out in about 20 minutes.

Not really worth it for the value unless you are in serious need to get your nut off when going into the office early or just laying in bed horny as fuck and needing a no frills AMP girl fuck in the middle of the night. Weak massage, weak play time in the shower, she was ok looking but she was shy about her breasts (small A cup with droopy nipples), and this spa is in need of a renovation / make over as it seems dingy inside. But again, curiosity got the best of me. If there was a Korean AMP open 24 hours, maybe the talent would be better looking. I would settle for a good massage and nice HJ with a fairly decent looking provider at a 24 hour AMP.

[WeenIsWaxing]

Visited here a week ago. Outstanding MP and quality massage. Back to here to get a deep relaxation and it was honestly great. Grace use the proper pressure in the massage, I was totally comfortable throughout the session. Will repeat. Been here a number of times and they are always kind and dependable. Grace was ready, small wearing a little form fitting dress and open toe shoes, really nice tits on her too. She let me touch her all over and she was real sweet about it, we started kissing as she stroked me. She said she had her monthly visitor so she sucked head until it got hard. Her BJ never gets boring. Her lips approached on head in different angels every time and it was delicious! Then she pulled out the twins and titty fucked me till I made a mess on her. I'm getting wood remembering this session. She next week she will be ready to fuck. Great time.