Massage Parlor Reports

**BlueDrifter** · 07-22-24 20:14

Originally Posted by Patch24m [View Original Post]

Had an awful session with a Columbian lady at Rainbow Spa in Woodbridge. She looked nice enough (straight blonde hair, wearing a black leatherette short dress) but her performance was nothing to write home about. Maybe I've just been spoiled by the ladies at 998 and the ladies at Wed Spa. Massage was mediocre and when the flip came, asked $. 6 for a CBJ. Haggled her down to $. 2 and she said fine. I should've just skipped it and massage only but little head was doing all the thinking at the time. Did nearly nothing work to wake junior up, and when junior managed to be half awake, cover comes on and a vigorous, not enjoyable, CBJ followed. After a minute or two, she was "tired" and started jack hammering me with her hands. I was like WTF. At that point, I just closed my eyes and hoped for a finish. I don't come down to Woodbridge often so maybe this will be the last time.

Man that sucks to hear, I frequent this place alot and always had a great time. Had a super young girl who could ride like a cowboy and a DD+ MILF who was good but wanted me to glaze her huge girls while on her knees with dirty talk. I always have spent $. 6 for everything. Maybe the new talent has GPS, also there are a few other places that are decent in Woodbridge but are asian staff.

**Patch24m** · 07-22-24 17:41

Yes gents, that's what its called. I had an appointment at a nearby dealership and had time to kill. Walked in and TOFTT and drew Tina on a Tuesday morning last week. It was 9:30 in the morning and she literally just got up for the day. I felt bad and asked if I should come back but she said it was OK. Tina is 27 and is very nicely proportioned. She has a cute face even without makeup. She was wearing a t-shirt with a short skirt. Something that a typical single woman would wear at the mall. Her demeanor was that of somebody who just woke up. Not really pleasant, but not really offensive either.

Anyway, I made myself comfortable and a semi-decent massage followed. But I wasn't really there for the massage. On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I said everything. I gave her $. 5 and she promptly leaves the room to get supplies. This is where a glorious all positions session happened. Started with a nice BBJ, CBJ, then she jumps on the bed for missionary. Asked her to flip for K9 and I lost it in the bag. After cleanup, she joins me on the bed like a good girlfriend and we start cuddling, kissing, small talk. There was something visceral about that morning romp I think it may have been the way she smelled. No, it wasn't offensive, but it was akin to somebody not having showered in the morning. It had a pheromone effect on me. She noticed junior was still game and she says. Round 2? I told her, I don't have extra cash for that and she says, we only have 15 minutes and I said 15 minutes was all I need. She grabs another cover and covers me up and before she could jump on the bed. I told her it was her turn! ACG, RACG, then back to ACG, until I popped for the 2nd time. Whew!

As always, YMMV, but she is a keeper for my rotation. Good luck, gents! And don't flock over there all at the same time! LOL!

**Patch24m** · 07-22-24 17:25

Had an awful session with a Columbian lady at Rainbow Spa in Woodbridge. She looked nice enough (straight blonde hair, wearing a black leatherette short dress) but her performance was nothing to write home about. Maybe I've just been spoiled by the ladies at 998 and the ladies at Wed Spa. Massage was mediocre and when the flip came, asked $. 6 for a CBJ. Haggled her down to $. 2 and she said fine. I should've just skipped it and massage only but little head was doing all the thinking at the time. Did nearly nothing work to wake junior up, and when junior managed to be half awake, cover comes on and a vigorous, not enjoyable, CBJ followed. After a minute or two, she was "tired" and started jack hammering me with her hands. I was like WTF. At that point, I just closed my eyes and hoped for a finish. I don't come down to Woodbridge often so maybe this will be the last time.

**LeopardsTown** · 07-22-24 17:13

I was able to check at the reliable Eden Spa, who seems to be very reliable for hot K-girls whenever I've been in the area. This visit I was introduced to super busty (DD cups) K-girl Nicole, whose service was a match for her hot body. Short, stacked, tanned, sexy style.

Good shower, whether on purpose or not Nicole did great to lean her big cleavage over me as she did the washing, then with my low part stiff as a board, gave me a good long stroking preview.

After the usual drying off and mouth wash, we went back and I was given a very thorough 20 minute massage, which Nicole put a really good effort into. No rush, moved and pressed very comfortably. Got some kinks out, and wound down slow at the end. She went to get prepped and returned. We did some body to body and caressing with LFK, then Nicole had her big tits in my face for a couple minutes as I licked and sucked her nipples. I love the feeling of the nipples hardened as I work my tongue with relentless dexerity. Nicole slithered down and slid my throbbing cock between her big melons then began a wet and sloppy CBJ. After a few minutes I had her swing around and we did the 69 for a couple minutes so I could work my tongue magic on her tight box. FS started in RCG then went to doggy and finally did mish which was the best. For a petite frame she took the pipe well and was wet and enthusiastic. I finally got close and with her permission slipped the condom off and let loose a long hard nut all over her tits. I was spent and lay down while Nicole gave me the clean up.

The place came through again, and I will definitely make another stop next time I pass through.

**HandsyAnimal** · 07-22-24 16:13

I was attracted to her because she not only has a sweet voice, beautiful face and sexy body. I was attracted to this girl as soon as I saw her. Soon we were arranged to the designated room. When we came to the room, I took off my clothes and she started to massage me. She used her skillful massage techniques to relieve all my discomfort, and my tired body was completely relaxed under her massage. However, during the massage, she also had some obvious teasing, but I liked it that way. After turning around, she started to touch my hard cock, which made me hard. Then she wiped me clean, first took the initiative to kiss me for a while, and then started BBBJ directly, she licked and sucked very well. And there was good eye contact. I liked her tongue tip wandering between my cock and balls. At the end, when she deepthroated me, I couldn't control my desire anymore. I asked her to put a lid on me, and then I held her head and kept deepthroating her like fucking her throat. After the orgasm, she took off the lid and helped me clean up.

**BigMartin** · 07-22-24 15:26

Saw some pages down on what seemed like a mix of reports on Breeze of Herndon. To be frank, only way to truly know is do research yourself and pay it forward.

Alice. I did try to check before hand who was available and the lady was surprisingly transparent to me. 35-38 ish and honestly I could tell she keep up with her body. Thicc in the right spots for a Chinese lady. Those tight yogas ain't hiding anything. No bs on getting things rolling because of no Chinglish and her hands got some oomph in them when it counted. Like objectively, a solid deep massage. Didn't expect more than a HJ once things wrapped up, and I got exactly that. Nothing mind boggling but no complaints at all.

Like I said bros, just keep writing up reports. Never encountered a spa that was just banger after banger. Always a gamble because these girls hopping all over non stop.

**Daremo13** · 07-22-24 14:50

Short details:

- Primary option fell through, went to a secondary that wasn't as satisfying as I'd hoped.

Location: Smile Therapy, CHTY.

- Approx Time of Visit: Late afternoon.

Masseuse:

- Face: 3. 5/5.

- Body: 3. 75/5.

- Attitude: 3. 25/5.

- - -.

Long details:

I was in the NOVA area for a spell, partially for work, and then spending the rest of the week in the area as sort of a mini vacation. When in the area (I'm originally from the Northeast), I typically take a look at places that are open, available, priced decently, and getting some intel on the board.

On this particular day, I opened the afternoon with a session over at 2 Silos, then made my way out to Vienna to visit the much-touted Wen, only to be met with an unlit open sign and no response to the bell. Had I read the forum before my post about the place, I wouldn't have done the drive.

So, as I usually do for planned visits, I have Plans Alpha through at least Delta (sometimes even out to Golf) in case of situations like this (busy, no parking available, the odd closure, etc). So, I had a tentative Plan Bravo with GG in Vienna, but the traffic between the two points was somewhat terrible. Scratch that, on to Charlie.

Subsequent plans were primarily in the Chantilly area, so I thought as to which out of Bravo through Delta to try first. I went with Bravo Actual -- Smile Therapy.

Now I had been here at least once before, long time ago. My recollection was that I had a decent time.

I walked in, and was greeted by. Oh now I can't remember her name. I was placed in the first room on the left.

She was okay looking. She wore a dress that would (as I would later find out) open in the front.

I opted for just the half hour, so no TS for me this time.

From there, it went sort of downhill.

The massage itself was. Meh. Not long enough, maybe less than ten minutes before the flip. Draping was partially present here and there until she decided to remove it. There was a little bit of teasing. Then the haggling. She asked about an L1 HE, how much? I opted 40. She wanted more. I upped to 60. She agreed to that. So, she started the tease and went for the oil. I started with some OTC, but concentrated up top, and wanted to see the goodies. Of course, she wanted more. Offered 80, she wanted another Jackson on top of that. I came in with only so much, so she settled for 80, grudgingly. I got to see under the dress and bra (which were solid B), and also snuck in some upskirt feels below. I popped, she cleaned up, finished with a face / scalp massage, as well as some accupressure on the legs. I may have been shorted upwards of five minutes.

The Good:

- Got in right away, no waiting.

- Got some UTC-top and upskirt feels.

The Bad:

- Mediocre massage, too short as well.

- Haggling!

Overall:

- It settled an itch, but wasn't fully satisfying. A couple of weeks later, I've got the itch again, so I'll be checking places back home.

- - -.

After-Action Report Summary:

- Rate for my session: 50 H + 80 T.

- Services Received: Massage (short), L1 HE, UTC-top, upskirt.

Scores:

- Massage Quality: 2. 75 - Very short, no oil, didn't really hit much.

- Comfort: 4. 0.

- Appearance: 3. 5.

- Attitude: 3. 25 - Haggling!

- Misc: - 3. 5.

Total Visit Rating: 3. 31 - Not bad. Had better, had worse.

Notes:

Repeat?: Perhaps another time when I'm back down there, but there are other places I'd like to hit before trying this place out again. I'd put it as a "Maybe" place.

**WeenIsWaxing** · 07-22-24 14:49

They have been getting some good talent there ever so often. I make it up that way at least monthly to check them out. She was a real sweetheart, with some Lucious C-D cup breast. That was the kicker for me that made me stay. I felt that she had no bra on when she opened up the door and hug me and I was like Damn Okay LOL. Nice sweater puppies. Hand job was good, she took direction well. BBBJ was good, just not long enough, but I would still repeat. She just tried to get more money that was required as I didn't want FS. Maybe because others are paying much, but she is tasty and a good treat for sure. I will repeat with her.

**DoYouKnow** · 07-22-24 12:09

Spoke with the manager today, she is trying to sell her 998 spa and potential buyer want to see how busy it is. So for today only, House fee waived and only tip the beauties there. Wendy and CiCi there. Get it in while you can.

**RoboMayor** · 07-22-24 11:16

Was intrigued by Sarah's reviews so stopped by while visiting Northern VA. Door was answered by an attractive short busty woman (Bobbi) and decided to give her a go. She led me to the room, I paid the house fee and settled in for an enjoyable massage. When Bobbi returned, she had on a tight sequined dress that showed off her tight legs and ample top and had me lay on my back for a decent full body massage. At about the halfway point, she began playing with my junk and she had me flip where we agreed to BJ and DATY for 1.2 She removed her dress to show a nicely shaved box and those D sized melons with big eraser nipples. I laid her down on the table and licked her to wetness until she asked me to let her return the favor. She slipped on a cover and went to work bringing me to attention and I had to have her. She laid back on the table and I went to town in standing mish and gently pinched those nips until I filled the bag. Provided an extra Jackson for the FS and got dressed. While walking out, she introduced me to Sarah and I will definitely make the trip back down this week to complete the original mission!

**TonyScott01** · 07-22-24 10:44

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

Not sure as I haven't stopped since my last visit with June and I kind of gave up on this place. However I too saw the rubmaps listing saying it was closed but if you google Cosmos, it was saying it was still open as of last week when I was checking online to see if it had really closed down.

I saw that on RM as well a couple of weeks ago. I can tell you that Cosmos is OPEN, and while YYMV, they have finally opened up to FS, at least for certain hobbyists, for a price. I had the pleasure of FS with Sunny (she's always been fun), though Jenny wanted an additional Jackson, which I did not have on me at the time. Knowing her for so many years, I was surprised that she help firm. It's 4 Jacksons for the hour, and then 8 more for Sunny.

**DoYouKnow** · 07-22-24 08:39

I just had to leave this lovely GEM a write up for my fellow mongers to follow up on. Not sure how long she is around for but she is exceptional. Head game is A+, great body, cute ass and great tits. She works for it for sure. Great personality. She is located in Annandale, off of Old Columbia Pike. $$. 4 will get you everything. Worth every repeat visit as possible.

2nd Venture was Lulu at QQ2 off Old Franconia in Alexandria. She was a real sweetheart, with some Lucious C-D cup breast. That was the kicker for me that made me stay. I felt that she had no bra on when she opened up the door and hug me and I was like Damn Okay LOL. Nice sweater puppies. Hand job was good, she took direction well. BBBJ was good, just not long enough, but I would still repeat. She just tried to get more money that was required as I didn't want FS. Maybe because others are paying much, but she is tasty and a good treat for sure. I will repeat with her.

**Proflou2019** · 07-21-24 23:34

Originally Posted by EnderPete [View Original Post]

While she did it, it wasn't in a way that made me think she was really into it, more like a friend just being nice.

I've been seeing Mira the past several months for her excellent 90 minutes massage. My latest visit as my time was nearing the end she asked if I wanted the "special". Oiled BHJ with backside play with other hand, but no sensuality to it.

I figure there's just certain clients she's become willing to offer the "special". I've had no trouble lately getting a nearly instant appointment (her place is 12 minutes away), maybe business is just slow and she needs the extra cash?

**Serpico99** · 07-21-24 14:48

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

Rubmaps now says Cosmos is closed? True?

Not sure as I haven't stopped since my last visit with June and I kind of gave up on this place. However I too saw the rubmaps listing saying it was closed but if you google Cosmos, it was saying it was still open as of last week when I was checking online to see if it had really closed down.