Escort Reports

**Futureclean1** · 12-14-24 12:34

Originally Posted by MadHacker [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/179995230

Anyone been with this one? She is a friend of one of my UTRs who is going out of town and recommended her to me until she got back. Have not met her yet.

Are you a real hacker or just a name?

**Mad Hacker** · 12-13-24 20:47

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/179995230

Anyone been with this one? She is a friend of one of my UTRs who is going out of town and recommended her to me until she got back. Have not met her yet.

**Futureclean1** · 12-10-24 10:48

They change names and numbers making it difficult to search them some monger must have let them in in the sauce.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/179982402

Anyone dream?

**TopSaucy** · 12-09-24 10:26

Hi Guys,

Lydia did some texting back and forth https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7863776937.

She seemed really nice but I had already passed the area she was in so I said I would take a rain check. Anyone have any feedback on her. I got the impression she was a street ho so I figured some of you guys would know.

**Dreaming** · 10-15-24 11:54

Originally Posted by RICheeseHead [View Original Post]

Looking for same, but safe incalls only, no car dates.

Will, look forward to your reply. Thanks.

**RI CheeseHead** · 09-05-24 14:04

Looking for same, but safe incalls only, no car dates.

**BillyBob000** · 09-05-24 00:44

I'm looking for something 20's or maybe early 30's at most but definitely has to be thin, I don't like fat girls. But most of all have to be reliable. Show up for a car date. Lake Worth area. Anyone know of a good option??

**SailFish69** · 07-11-24 08:30

Originally Posted by OneWayOut [View Original Post]

So I set up hhr w her and com was dragged out for 90 min before she offered address. Upon seeing her I thought Wow sweet spinner as she looked really good. After that it was down hill, due to serious clock watcher phone texting and no GFE. Her BBBJ was a one trick pony and she wouldn't go cowgirl \ doggie & mish only which was a nice fit but kept w the stupid shit about hhr almost up. Actually it wasn't and at the 20 min mark I just got up and dressed and told her goodbye. W telling her real men don't need a clock count down. I always respect the timeline that I choose w girls but only repeat w those whom do the same. No Repeat for OW.

I also had her on my radar as I like her look but you solidified my plans on taking a pass. As always OWO, thank you.

On a side note would love to hear any plans for Charlie in the TC.

**TopSaucy** · 07-10-24 17:07

Too bad, my experience was more like Mchefkm's but it was at least 2 maybe 3 years ago. Back then her BBBJ CIM was awesome and she actually did me raw but I preferred her head so finished that way.

Originally Posted by OneWayOut [View Original Post]

So I set up hhr w her and com was dragged out for 90 min before she offered address. Upon seeing her I thought Wow sweet spinner as she looked really good. After that it was down hill, due to serious clock watcher phone texting and no GFE. Her BBBJ was a one trick pony and she wouldn't go cowgirl \ doggie & mish only which was a nice fit but kept w the stupid shit about hhr almost up. Actually it wasn't and at the 20 min mark I just got up and dressed and told her goodbye. W telling her real men don't need a clock count down. I always respect the timeline that I choose w girls but only repeat w those whom do the same. No Repeat for OW.

**OralWonder** · 07-10-24 11:31

Originally Posted by OneWayOut [View Original Post]

So I set up hhr w her and com was dragged out for 90 min before she offered address. Upon seeing her I thought Wow sweet spinner as she looked really good. After that it was down hill, due to serious clock watcher phone texting and no GFE. Her BBBJ was a one trick pony and she wouldn't go cowgirl \ doggie & mish only which was a nice fit but kept w the stupid shit about hhr almost up. Actually it wasn't and at the 20 min mark I just got up and dressed and told her goodbye. W telling her real men don't need a clock count down. I always respect the timeline that I choose w girls but only repeat w those whom do the same. No Repeat for OW.

Thanks for the review. I was tempted to see her before your post.

**OneWayOut** · 07-10-24 10:53

Originally Posted by Tz331 [View Original Post]

Tried doing a search on this one and found nothing, goes by Liz. Has anyone partaken?

https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/...each/172609812#.

Adding pics in case link doesn't work or goes down in the future.

So I set up hhr w her and com was dragged out for 90 min before she offered address. Upon seeing her I thought Wow sweet spinner as she looked really good. After that it was down hill, due to serious clock watcher phone texting and no GFE. Her BBBJ was a one trick pony and she wouldn't go cowgirl \ doggie & mish only which was a nice fit but kept w the stupid shit about hhr almost up. Actually it wasn't and at the 20 min mark I just got up and dressed and told her goodbye. W telling her real men don't need a clock count down. I always respect the timeline that I choose w girls but only repeat w those whom do the same. No Repeat for OW.

**Mchefkm** · 07-07-24 15:09

I saw her about a year ago. Apartment on US1 near 10 Ave. Looks like the pics. Gave good BBBJCIM. Daty was nice. Definitely worth a visit if she is your type.

Originally Posted by Tz331 [View Original Post]

Tried doing a search on this one and found nothing, goes by Liz. Has anyone partaken?

https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/...each/172609812#.

Adding pics in case link doesn't work or goes down in the future.

**MrSosa2015** · 07-07-24 07:58

Dude that's a classic post!! And so true.

Originally Posted by BillyBob000 [View Original Post]

Would like to share this.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

**Tz331** · 07-06-24 18:54

Tried doing a search on this one and found nothing, goes by Liz. Has anyone partaken?

https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/...each/172609812#.

Adding pics in case link doesn't work or goes down in the future.

**TheOldMan** · 06-09-24 16:06

Had trouble replying, so this stands alone:

I posted something very similar to this, if not this, maybe, several years ago. SO much of this is true. Very funny.

THEOLDMAN.

If she doesn't post photos of her whole body, she is fat. If everyone of the Asian girls pictured are young and gorgeous, not one of the girls on staff will look anything like that. The length of a QV depends on how fast she can scoop up the $ and disappear out the door.