Escort Reports

[BillyBob000]

Would like to share this.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[BillyBob000]

I'm in the mood for a nice MILF. I saw this from an earlier post and wonder if anyone has contact info for her.

Or, if you know of a nice MILF that is clean and reasonable, please let me know. I'll have a girl or two that's much younger for your pleasure.

Thanks, TonyTC.

I have no seen roadrunner in years. That was her nickname with me and my friends back then. Foresthill and Dixie chick. She had like 6 kids, and the pussy got better after each one. She was great, I would call her and she would be ready for pickup in 5 minutes, never failed. Wonder what happened to her?

[LofterB]

Please PM me for contact info.

DM me said info if possible, thanks.

[TonyTc]

Clear your mailbox Oralwonder.

[Tz331]

This UTR beauty is looking for a few good men. She doesn't post ads and doesn't walk the streets. She's only looking for a few regulars. Very cute, sexy body, no drama, and reasonable.

Please PM me for contact info.

TonyTC.

Is that the same chick you posted in the SW section last month? I sent ya a PM about that one a few days ago.

[TonyTc]

This UTR beauty is looking for a few good men. She doesn't post ads and doesn't walk the streets. She's only looking for a few regulars. Very cute, sexy body, no drama, and reasonable.

Please PM me for contact info.

TonyTC.

[DragonSlayer16]

Anyone ever dreamed with her? I may TOFTT if not.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/166544672#.

I've seen her twice back in '22. One for a car date in West Palm and the second time at my place in West Palm. The second time I seen her she was way skinner. She offered BBJ but CFS. The second time she could not take someone above average for long. And she didn't want CIM.

I see with her new add she at least gain back her weight and doesn't have dreads anymore. But she is legit.

[ForgottenFrodo]

She is legit does everything except anal, likes to party while receiving daty.

Can I pm you?

[INeedMoney]

Been pretty dry the last few passes through LW, been trying different times and days of the week. Eventually caught up with Luna who I've only seen once before, same old same with her service. Lots of reviews of her on here and they are spot on. At lease she's consistent. Got her number and messaged but haven't herd back yet.

[StbaIsBest]

She is legit does everything except anal, likes to party while receiving daty.

Anyone ever dreamed with her? I may TOFTT if not.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/166544672#.

[ForgottenFrodo]

Anyone ever dreamed with her? I may TOFTT if not.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/166544672#.

[OralWonder]

What do you think? I'm not cold blooded and would not dream with someone sobbing.

She's just been picked up on more serious charges than the ones before. World of hurt.

I wasn't implying that you would dream with her after hearing that.

I was just wondering if you tried to help her out in any way.

It is a difficult position to be put in.

Sorry to hear she is in worse trouble now.

[Popman]

And then what happened?

What do you think? I'm not cold blooded and would not dream with someone sobbing.

She's just been picked up on more serious charges than the ones before. World of hurt.

[OralWonder]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/159792502

Met met her for a second time after a great first time but this wasn't the same. She gets in the car and started sobbing. She has a big gash on her head and says she wants to die. I genuinely felt sorry for her.

And then what happened?

[Popman]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/159792502

Met met her for a second time after a great first time but this wasn't the same. She gets in the car and started sobbing. She has a big gash on her head and says she wants to die. I genuinely felt sorry for her.