Massage Parlor Reports

[Wanker23]

Some do a pretty good massage. Everyone does BBBJ. Everyone does BBFS. YMMV. Sunny won't if you have a ring on. I can respect that. Some will do a mild dato. I have been many times but not going back for a while. A couple of them seem to have developed an attitude- straight up rude when I requested them on the days they told me they are working and to request them. Time to make a point with my $$ and try somewhere new.

[TokyoHalJordan]

Agreed Baby is a gem. What's the other talent description? Nana?

I stopped by this shit hole down the street from Lulu, Four Seasons. 2 very attractive girls, Angie and Baby. I don't know if this is the one recently referenced but she is very cute and tiny, like a Japanese French Maid. Angie is thick with full breasts and a fat ass. I was tempted but I felt like my car would be missing after I was done. It's in a really terrible spot.

Angie is also very pretty, a bit of a geisha vibe.

[TokyoHalJordan]

Is this a fair representation of Coco, DirtBurglar? Those boobs look fun. Im sure the photos are glammed up and filtered, but hoping at least something of a match.

The picture of Amy is 100% spot on, Sunny was not there and Coco's is inaccurate. She's a cutie but her boobs aren't that full and that is not her face.

[DirtBurgler]

Intrigued by DB's report so I texted Lulu's manager Lulu (many of us remember her as an ATF who used to work at Ocean and Haiyun) and asked about the current girls. She sent me these photos in reply. Is this a fair representation of Coco, DirtBurglar? Those boobs look fun. Im sure the photos are glammed up and filtered, but hoping at least something of a match.

The girl in the photo appears curvier and she's missing the big flower tat on her belly but close enough. The lighting in the room isn't great for detail. At the time I was thinking that she wasn't as 'ethnic' as most-like the girl in the photo. It could be her but some years ago.

Seems like FW is heating up with Lulu and Lotus bringing the quality. I'm on vacation for a couple weeks so the timing is perfect. My O-ring is overdue for maintenance so I'll be going to see if Beibei will service it later today.

Cheers.

[DatyMan007]

Baby (BeiBei) at Lotus a tiny tight all natural spinner. DATO is her specialty. I saw her today and she was searching for my tonsils through my ass.

She's a great time. I'm hoping she stays all month. Other girl Nana at Lotus is smoking hot too.

Hygiene pays off. If she says "very nice, very clean" when she is wiping your fartbox prepare for the rimming of your life.

Agreed Baby is a gem. What's the other talent description? Nana?

[AussieFury]

Headed to FW expecting to do the see & flee at a few places but found what was looking for on my first stop. I decided the eye in the sky was only a minor threat and went back to Lulu for the first time since the Baby and Grace era. Cocoa came to the door. There was no reason to hesitate.

Cocoa just got in from Florida. She's a hottie with a body like a gymnast. She has compact frame that's firm to rock hard depending on what part you're grabbing. Tiny ass. Zero fat. The MM C's weren't installed perfectly but not an issue. Flawless otherwise. Not much English but she's a pro with Google translate. She put her phone by my head and worked the buttons so we could chat. I asked her how many hours she spends in the gym. She laughed and said she's never been into fitness at all-but she has terrible eating and sleeping habits to make up for it. Funny girl.

Nothing out of the ordinary with the sequence, mechanics or duration. She makes sexy cooing noises during the cursory massage. Proper teasing. Flip, sanitize, "Blowjob condom no condom?" (None for me, thanks) BBBJ to 69 (a little shy with her girl. Kept it at neck-strain distance. May be she got bitten earlier in the day or something), hopped off, and the hat. Snug. CG to standing mish to standing rear with a little nut tickle here and there. No sign of fatigue. Went at it until time was up. Hand finish.

Not GFE. Not PSE. More of a FTE (fuck toy experience). Recommended.

Cheers.

Intrigued by DB's report so I texted Lulu's manager Lulu (many of us remember her as an ATF who used to work at Ocean and Haiyun) and asked about the current girls. She sent me these photos in reply. Is this a fair representation of Coco, DirtBurglar? Those boobs look fun. I’m sure the photos are glammed up and filtered, but hoping at least something of a match.

[AussieFury]

Whats her figure like? DATO?

Baby (BeiBei) at Lotus a tiny tight all natural spinner. DATO is her specialty. I saw her today and she was searching for my tonsils through my ass.

She's a great time. I'm hoping she stays all month. Other girl Nana at Lotus is smoking hot too.

Hygiene pays off. If she says "very nice, very clean" when she is wiping your fartbox prepare for the rimming of your life.

[Woopooh]

Baby that used to be at Lulu messaged me again and said she is working at lotus in Federal Way. She's awesome, go there. Clean and smelling nice and she will reward you.

Whats her figure like? DATO?

[ShtnNGtn]

Baby that used to be at Lulu messaged me again and said she is working at lotus in Federal Way. She's awesome, go there. Clean and smelling nice and she will reward you.

[DirtBurgler]

Headed to FW expecting to do the see & flee at a few places but found what was looking for on my first stop. I decided the eye in the sky was only a minor threat and went back to Lulu for the first time since the Baby and Grace era. Cocoa came to the door. There was no reason to hesitate.

Cocoa just got in from Florida. She's a hottie with a body like a gymnast. She has compact frame that's firm to rock hard depending on what part you're grabbing. Tiny ass. Zero fat. The MM C's weren't installed perfectly but not an issue. Flawless otherwise. Not much English but she's a pro with Google translate. She put her phone by my head and worked the buttons so we could chat. I asked her how many hours she spends in the gym. She laughed and said she's never been into fitness at all-but she has terrible eating and sleeping habits to make up for it. Funny girl.

Nothing out of the ordinary with the sequence, mechanics or duration. She makes sexy cooing noises during the cursory massage. Proper teasing. Flip, sanitize, "Blowjob condom no condom?" (None for me, thanks) BBBJ to 69 (a little shy with her girl. Kept it at neck-strain distance. May be she got bitten earlier in the day or something), hopped off, and the hat. Snug. CG to standing mish to standing rear with a little nut tickle here and there. No sign of fatigue. Went at it until time was up. Hand finish.

Not GFE. Not PSE. More of a FTE (fuck toy experience). Recommended.

Cheers.

[Gamper]

Saw Lola at MM recently and don't recommend.

Apple opened the door which I had fun with last time, but asked to see the girls. She said just 3. I should have asked if Lucy was there. Lola walked into the room and thought she was cute. Petite, big natural breasts, and probably in the mid-late 30's but still cute. Massage was MEH, CBJ but I put my hands on her head and throat fucked her, during the main event she didn't want to get on top, was totally not into it, and kept covering herself when I sucked on her tits or wanted to touch her. Full Bush.

Too bad. She had a great body, but it was just a meh experience. I was happy to see large natual tits instead of bolt ons.

[AussieFury]

Spanaway on Hwy by Chongs barber: Hot MILF Lucy. For a side of the highway shoppe, this place often has lookers.

Ella Spa: Auntie Lisa. Not my style but she was busy!

Heritage Healing (just off hwy near Zoe barber shop). Auntie Lisa. Vestibule setup.

AB (Tulip? Tall Grace with yankees hat. No makeup but tall spinner who is cute. Met her once before at Lotus FedWay.

RZ: Chubby Linda. Kinda cute.

Red Sun: Hallway of massage. Crypt keeper.

Relax Tacoma: House. 2 stage entrance. Chubby Anna.

Yuki Massage on 126th: Granny Linda.

Jasmin: Handsy Grannie.

Labellas: Chubby aggressive auntie. I've seen fake TNA accounts trying to drum up biz here.

The old spot on PacHwy next to Tulip is now "Showers of Blessings" church. Made me laugh because the last girl before it closed down here begged for a facial.

The newer HJ only place on PacHwy didn't look busy.

Injoy: Gorgeous Bett. Really pretty but not friendly and that's usually an indicator of bad service.

Day / Lin's: Snaggle tooth auntie.

Day spa / Healing: short chubby but pear shaped yuki.

Pink Ocean: Miko formerly of Good Renton. Couldn't pass it up. Gave her 200 she gave me back 40 then rocked my world hard. She gets on a plane today at 2:30p for a month off in San Francisco. Great massage and top level service. Her kegels are still magical.

Didn't hit MM. Lot was busy but we know they keep hotties there.

[BarberCapt77]

Did you happen to see the Latina Brenda on your way in or out? If not, she's definitely worth a try.

There was a Latina there but I didn't catch a name or a good look. Spanish / Asian rotation. Makes me think, 4 hands massage with 3 different languages would be hilariously awkward.

[HappyHour253]

A week ago was in Lakewood area, decided to check out New Spa. Rang the bell, person who answered looked promising, so it's a go.

In the end, it was more of a no. After paying entry, straight to negotiation upon return, I asked for FS, was told $$. I countered with $. 4 and it was accepted. Left and returned shortly and immediately tried to suit me up while soft. With some time, I was eventually standing up enough for ACG, which didn't last long and we switched to mish. All downhill after that as it was verbal rushing, saying hurry and come on, and not in a way that makes a person want to hurry. Then a complaint about taking too long and it wasn't $$, then more of the hurry talk.

Eventually settled for an HJ finish as the entire experience was a losing proposition. I didn't ask for a name and I should have so I could specifically say do not recommend.

If others had better experiences here, hopefully that will continue for you. I won't repeat.

-HH.

[DirtBurgler]

Had my bi-weekly with Lucy and met the new girl on my way out. Lami (Law-mee) is a low-mileage hot spinner sex doll. She tried to pull me into a room for another round but my tank was beyond empty.

Someone give her a go and report back.