Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[HoDough]

Dude is posting same reviews on RMs. Posted a review on BLUE and CRYSTAL with the same ID joesmith8899. Reviews are word for word, copy and paste. Here, he posts with TimtheExplorer and TomBrady. Lame. Owner paid review most likely.

After a fantastic encounter with the gorgeous petite spinner Blue at Spa Royal several days back, I wanted to come back again for round two. However, when I arrived, Blue was busy (not surprised at all given how talented she is) so I decided to switch things up. Turned out to be a fantastic decision.

I usually encounter Chinese girls at AMPs, but today was a unique experience. As I entered inside, I was greeted by an exotic beauty named Crystal. She would later tell me that she's half Viet and half French. What a special mix.

I don't think Joesmith on RM is a shill because he reviews a bunch of different spas and I've seen quite a few of the same girls and his description is pretty accurate. However, not sure about the person who reposts on here, though. Probably not Joesmith.

[BSouthgate]

Dude is posting same reviews on RMs. Posted a review on BLUE and CRYSTAL with the same ID joesmith8899. Reviews are word for word, copy and paste. Here, he posts with TimtheExplorer and TomBrady. Lame. Owner paid review most likely.

After a fantastic encounter with the gorgeous petite spinner Blue at Spa Royal several days back, I wanted to come back again for round two. However, when I arrived, Blue was busy (not surprised at all given how talented she is) so I decided to switch things up. Turned out to be a fantastic decision.

I usually encounter Chinese girls at AMPs, but today was a unique experience. As I entered inside, I was greeted by an exotic beauty named Crystal. She would later tell me that she's half Viet and half French. What a special mix.

If it is true that Timtheexplorer is posting fake reviews, we need more evidence than noting that he posts the same reviews on another site. Is there no Crystal at Royal Spa? Is there no Blue?

[Panchito33]

Dude is posting same reviews on RMs. Posted a review on BLUE and CRYSTAL with the same ID joesmith8899. Reviews are word for word, copy and paste. Here, he posts with TimtheExplorer and TomBrady. Lame. Owner paid review most likely.

After a fantastic encounter with the gorgeous petite spinner Blue at Spa Royal several days back, I wanted to come back again for round two. However, when I arrived, Blue was busy (not surprised at all given how talented she is) so I decided to switch things up. Turned out to be a fantastic decision.

I usually encounter Chinese girls at AMPs, but today was a unique experience. As I entered inside, I was greeted by an exotic beauty named Crystal. She would later tell me that she's half Viet and half French. What a special mix.

[CubeBrick]

Weird but Bedpage has been down for a few days. I don't see the FB I badge and all that bullshit that would indicate they got busted (like Backpage back in 2015) My feeling is Bedpage just got taken down by hackers or ransomware. Any thoughts?

[Sexaholic777]

So what is the problem with rambling about sex Ed? We would like to read your rambles, Sexaholic.

It wasn't in here at first. Calm down. 5 0.

[BSouthgate]

No intel. Just rambling about sex Ed. Anyone else think so?

So what is the problem with rambling about sex Ed? We would like to read your rambles, Sexaholic.

[Sexaholic777]

We all have some confusion thinking with our brain on one hand, and dick on the other. We all want the sensations of BB but we read a few articles or had sex education in school years ago. The real question to consider is what is the probability of trouble if you throw caution to the wind. Obviously all these girls are not interchangeable. Your biggest risk is with girls who do it all with everyone. The safer route is to find girls known not to give up for anyone and be HJ only. But get them to give you special goodies that "no one else" gets. That lowers the probability of problems.

No intel. Just rambling about sex Ed. Anyone else think so?

[Sexaholic777]

This feels fake to me. Anyone agree?

Just because you don't get good service there?

Mai thai spa is fake?

I reviewed right spa and green room and nature spa.

There's another nature spa in wm. Beach and Bolsa.

Just because. You don't get any action? YMMv. U got to pay the minimum. This isn’t Tj

I seen your reviews. Looks fake to me too.

[BSouthgate]

I've analyzed it to death. I think it's a number of things. When I was a teenager I didn't get a lot of tail. I was just one of those nerdy types who wasn't confident enough in myself to get the hot girls. Even into my mid-20's I didn't get much. It wasn't until I got to be 25+ when I started to realize hey, these girls were all interested in me, I've never once had a girl say no when I asked them out on a date, so I should be getting laid a lot more than I am. I guess you could say I was just a late developer in that arena. So there's a part of me that wants the hot 18 year olds that I didn't get when I was 18. There's also something about the look of a young pristine body that gets me going. I wouldn't go so far as to say I have a pedo fetish, but something about that developing body that hasn't been touched much or at all, showing these girls how much pleasure an older, more experienced guy can deliver as opposed to a nerdy 18 year old who doesn't know how to make a girl cum. But intellectually I have no desire to hang out with girls that age. As much fun as they can be in bed, I'm usually bored with talking to them after about 30 minutes because there's too much generational gap stuff going on. On the flip side, give me a 40 year old spinner. She's going to be more jaded, having been around the block a few times. But if she has taken care of herself she can also have a tight and fairly pristine looking body and can be a lot of fun in the sack, along with providing some nice stimulating conversation. But I don't get the pleasure of doing things to her that have never been done to her before.

Thanks for sharing this great story about the college student.

I had such an experience with a Guangzhou hooker who said she was 20 years old. Though not a virgin, she looked like a high school girl and, I am sure, she had never given or received oral sex. She was very willing to learn. All through the hour, she had a nervous frightened and bewildered expression. Perhaps because it was her first inter-racial experience or perhaps because of the novelty of a new kind of sex. I like teaching her but I would have preferred a more experienced partner.

[BSouthgate]

We all have some confusion thinking with our brain on one hand, and dick on the other. We all want the sensations of BB but we read a few articles or had sex education in school years ago. The real question to consider is what is the probability of trouble if you throw caution to the wind. Obviously all these girls are not interchangeable. Your biggest risk is with girls who do it all with everyone. The safer route is to find girls known not to give up for anyone and be HJ only. But get them to give you special goodies that "no one else" gets. That lowers the probability of problems.

Whenever you have sex, you take risks like that of contracting an STD. With pros, the risk may be higher but the sense of adventure is also greater. I remember reading an article where married men who frequent working women wore heart monitors. Their heart rates were significantly higher when they were fucking the pros than when they were fucking their wives. Think about it. When you look down and see the face of a strange woman passionately sucking your rock hard shaft, isn't that more exciting than when you see the face of your gf or wife? It is for me.

On the risk side, I have contracted STDs twice that I can remember. About 35 years ago, I was with a pagan priestess who ran the sex church of Isis. Some of you old guys may remember that woman. She charged about one hundred dollars for sex in her apartment in Santa Monica. She said it was a way to achieve atonement for your sins. She insisted on no condom. My other STD experience was from a girlfriend in China. This girlfriend was not a pro and told me that she did not have other boyfriends. At the time, I was having sex only with her also without a condom. With both the sex priestess and the supposed faithful gf, I contracted non gonorrheal urethritis that was cured with antibiotics. It was more fun with the priestess but also harder to kick the infection.

I recommend taking a Doxycline before every party with a hooker or any woman you do not know. I also recommend using a condom for vaginal or anal sex. I don't like a condom for oral but if you don't mind covering up for BJ, then do so.

[Grimmy23]

I guess you could analyze your attraction to young-uns. Is the firm body? The innocence, and lack of being jaded and seeing too many dicks already? Is it the looks? Is it the body style often thin?

There are some spinners who are 40-50 but in dark light and a bit of imagination, you can think of them as being 20. Some girls like Cindy at Bali really look like high school girls even though more like 25.

I think there is a slight thrill of being with a girl who really doesn't know shit, and you are in a position to be her first teacher. But those same girls are probably not going to know what to do at all, and not get off.

As for me, I just don't a really old droopy woman. Same as me is too damn old to pay for!

I've analyzed it to death. I think it's a number of things. When I was a teenager I didn't get a lot of tail. I was just one of those nerdy types who wasn't confident enough in myself to get the hot girls. Even into my mid-20's I didn't get much. It wasn't until I got to be 25+ when I started to realize hey, these girls were all interested in me, I've never once had a girl say no when I asked them out on a date, so I should be getting laid a lot more than I am. I guess you could say I was just a late developer in that arena. So there's a part of me that wants the hot 18 year olds that I didn't get when I was 18. There's also something about the look of a young pristine body that gets me going. I wouldn't go so far as to say I have a pedo fetish, but something about that developing body that hasn't been touched much or at all, showing these girls how much pleasure an older, more experienced guy can deliver as opposed to a nerdy 18 year old who doesn't know how to make a girl cum. But intellectually I have no desire to hang out with girls that age. As much fun as they can be in bed, I'm usually bored with talking to them after about 30 minutes because there's too much generational gap stuff going on. On the flip side, give me a 40 year old spinner. She's going to be more jaded, having been around the block a few times. But if she has taken care of herself she can also have a tight and fairly pristine looking body and can be a lot of fun in the sack, along with providing some nice stimulating conversation. But I don't get the pleasure of doing things to her that have never been done to her before.

At the end of 2023 I took what is now a rare solo trip where I was alone in a hotel room for a couple nights. It's rare for me to travel on business anymore, so when I do I try to take advantage of it. I found an 18 year old escort who was a local college student. That sounds like a pipe dream, but after meeting this girl I have no doubts that she was actually 18 as advertised. She was kind of tomboy-ish. Showed up wearing a T-shirt, jeans, and a varsity jacket and carrying a backpack. She advertised that she was a submissive and very inexperienced. Again, that sounds like ad fodder, but she was either one hell of an actress or she actually was very shy and inexperienced. Short story was it was a very fun session. I don't get many opportunities to get it on with a barely legal 18 year old, but she let me take control, undress her, have her undress me, tell her what to do and when to do it. Would I want that every time I monger? No. Sometimes I just want to lay back and enjoy her doing whatever she does to get me off. It all depends on what's available at the moment and what I'm craving.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Today, I ate lunch in a restaurant using a fork that has been used one thousand times in the past month.

I got gonorrhea in my throat few years back from eating seashell, I switched over to only Dato and been good ever since.

Apparently a mouth full of shit is safer than one of spoiled crab. Careful out there gentleman.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Try your best not to put forth your Victorian constraints here. Just chill and don't proselytize. Let mongers be mongers, and if you, personally, don't wish to enjoy the spectrum of enjoyment at AMPs like Right, Nature and other similar establishments, go elsewhere. You may save a few buckos in the process.

Hygiene varies, but in my three decades of mongering experiences, most AMP girls like to keep themselves clean between play sessions. They gargle, shower, rinse, wipe and use those little squeeze douche devices. But what the heck, even if one or more of them don't have perfect clean-up skills, consider your own daily activities out and about. Whether it's a high-end Laguna oceanfront eatery, or a Mickey D's drive through in GG, do you really think the minimum wagers practice perfect hygiene while dishing you up? And do you wipe down every doorknob you touch in any establishment beforehand? Or any other public venue, from a gym, a park a grocery store, etc. ?

I totally get that some guys get anxious / worried about what bacteria may be lingering on these accommodating AMP lovelies, but please let each monger decide for him (or her) self. No need to raise those questions publicly, In-My-Less-Than-Humble-Opinion. If you are truly worried, as opposed to just being a holier-than-thou monger-basher, just DM the monger directly. Even me. If I know you're legitimately confused and a mongering neophyte (as opposed to a troll or shill), I will respond to you and help guide you along the evil pathways 😊.

We all have some confusion thinking with our brain on one hand, and dick on the other. We all want the sensations of BB but we read a few articles or had sex education in school years ago. The real question to consider is what is the probability of trouble if you throw caution to the wind. Obviously all these girls are not interchangeable. Your biggest risk is with girls who do it all with everyone. The safer route is to find girls known not to give up for anyone and be HJ only. But get them to give you special goodies that "no one else" gets. That lowers the probability of problems.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

This feels fake to me. Anyone agree?

Yes. I felt so for a long time.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I have mixed feelings about this. I'm in my late 50's. I have a young fetish and have always had a young fetish. There's nothing quite like having a pretty young girl naked in bed next to me. But at the same time, generally in the mongering world, the younger and prettier they are, the more they charge and the worse their service is. So a lot of the time I have to weigh between going for the young hottie who is going to overcharge and probably rush me or cut corners, or someone older and less attractive who's going to be a little more humble and make sure I'm completely satisfied. I can make arguments either way with pros and cons of each, so for me it comes down to what I'm craving at that moment.

I guess you could analyze your attraction to young-uns. Is the firm body? The innocence, and lack of being jaded and seeing too many dicks already? Is it the looks? Is it the body style often thin?

There are some spinners who are 40-50 but in dark light and a bit of imagination, you can think of them as being 20. Some girls like Cindy at Bali really look like high school girls even though more like 25.

I think there is a slight thrill of being with a girl who really doesn't know shit, and you are in a position to be her first teacher. But those same girls are probably not going to know what to do at all, and not get off.

As for me, I just don't a really old droopy woman. Same as me is too damn old to pay for!