Massage Parlor Reports

**Sir Bishop** · 06-20-24 12:27

Nicely done A2! Please do keep up your efforts and good work. It is much appreciated. I'm sure that is not said often!!

Originally Posted by Link771 [View Original Post]

This user was clearly a paid shill for New Oriental Massage MP, he has a network of 20-30 users where he posts fake reports all over the US.

I'm fucking sick of this shit so I'm no longer going to allow ANYBODY to review New Oriental Massage.

To all you guys who hate shills like I do if somebody posts about NOM then report it so I can get rid of the user.

To whoever is doing this, this is the second time I'm cleaning up after you, if I have to do it again I will edit your posts and say some really bad shit about whoever is paying you to post for them. I suggest you find a different site to do this shit on.

This post will lead this thread for several months.

A2

**SsStuntCock** · 06-20-24 10:59

Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]

She prefers 30 or 45 minutes sessions and does not like to give massages haha. She arrives at 11 am.

Good call on a bb option. I'm unfamiliar with the spa. So what's the hf + BBFS tip for a 45?

**TacoManVa** · 06-20-24 10:26

Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]

She is only here for 3 days, she is super young and needs money. What can I say the girl is absolutely gorgeous. Tiny girl with man-made C cups.

Delicious clean kitty loves to be licked.

Her prices are BBfs $250 and if you want to CIP it is going to be an extra benjamin. She is absolutely phenomenal and if you're looking for a super young girl with a spinner body this is the girl.

She prefers 30 or 45 minutes sessions and does not like to give massages haha. She arrives at 11 am.

**WhoreMaster 91** · 06-20-24 06:31

Does anybody know any Nail salons that do HE or extras thanks?

**SsStuntCock** · 06-20-24 03:05

Originally Posted by Lion1 [View Original Post]

Personally, I'm fine with clearly stating in whole dollars. You can call it 100 roses if you're paranoid about LE commin' to get you.

I'm fine just using numbers too. But I get it, the paranoia is real. Some dudes even incorporate plausible deniability by prefacing their reviews with "I had a dream." And I highly doubt their motivation comes from Martin Luther King Jr's famous speech.

**TacoManVa** · 06-20-24 00:47

She is only here for 3 days, she is super young and needs money. What can I say the girl is absolutely gorgeous. Tiny girl with man-made C cups.

Delicious clean kitty loves to be licked.

Her prices are BBfs $250 and if you want to CIP it is going to be an extra benjamin. She is absolutely phenomenal and if you're looking for a super young girl with a spinner body this is the girl.

**Lion1** · 06-19-24 21:28

Originally Posted by Bushexplorer [View Original Post]

This is the classic, "How much?" Many posters use the " to represent 100 and anything to the right of the decimal is multiples of 10 (ie. 7 = 70). So the question is, did $. 8 =180 or 80?

Maybe this should be added to the Abreviatiions tab?

It's pretty clear at the top of the abbreviations tab. Unfortunately, many have their own system, and there's no set rule to my knowledge. Personally, I'm fine with clearly stating in whole dollars. You can call it 100 roses if you're paranoid about LE commin' to get you.

**Bushexplorer** · 06-19-24 19:15

Originally Posted by PeterN [View Original Post]

I was going to tip $.6 but really enjoyed her technique so I tipped her $.8

This is the classic, "How much?" Many posters use the " to represent 100 and anything to the right of the decimal is multiples of 10 (ie. 7 = 70). So the question is, did $. 8 =180 or 80?

Maybe this should be added to the Abreviatiions tab?

**PeterN** · 06-19-24 13:39

Originally Posted by Barney58 [View Original Post]

Did you tip or was the total cost just " 7" ?

I was going to tip $.6 but really enjoyed her technique so I tipped her $.8. She didn't even look at it when I handed it to her on the way out. She just gave me a little hug and invited me to come back again soon.

**Barney58** · 06-18-24 21:19

Originally Posted by PeterN [View Original Post]

Booked an hour and paid HF of $. 7.
Didn't take long and I was exploding. Did a great job of cleaning me up and getting all the oil off. Might need to make her a weekly visit. Highly recommend.

Did you tip or was the total cost just " 7" ?

**PeterN** · 06-18-24 18:15

I am not a FS guy as I'm married and have convinced myself that a HE massage is not a complete breach of my vows. For those of a similar mind set, highly recommend an appointment with Jennifer at Spa Capri. She's early 30's, tallish at around 5'8 or so, slender, and very pretty with solid C-D's up top. Booked an hour and paid HF of $. 7. Jennifer showed me to my room, told me to get naked and under the sheet, and she would return in a few minutes. She provided an excellent therapeutic massage with the medium to hard pressure I requested. Just the right amount of teasing during the therapeutic part and then as we got to about the 30-minute mark she repositioned my leg so that she could get access to my junk. Very soft hands, plenty of oil, and I was responding quick. After the flip she massaged my legs a bit and then started to work on the release. Lots of sliding her hands all around down there and it felt amazing. At one point she took my hand and placed it on her hip and ass. Given that she was pushing them in my face as she leaned over from the top of the table, I'm pretty sure she would have been OK with my getting a handful of her breasts, but I behaved. Then she leaned down to my face, started breathing heavily into my ear, and then stuck her tongue in my ear as she was jerking me off. Didn't take long and I was exploding. Did a great job of cleaning me up and getting all the oil off. Might need to make her a weekly visit. Highly recommend.

**Smllbybgcck** · 06-17-24 21:32

Originally Posted by Msog1 [View Original Post]

Yes. Same. It is rare that if I give more the session ever gets better. The non greedy girl that makes you feel special is a feeling stays with you forever. Even if they become bitches later you can still appreciate them. Because there is always someone lurking that will cock block you later someway somehow. There is a higher power regulates them. Maybe an old one you pumped in the past so they know and don't want their bottom bitched to get tired. Some even tell me crazy shit like I don't want you to be mad or point at the camera or hush their lips or say everyone knows you. You can't be here. There is a jealous cock blocker out there and it can be a woman or man so when a girl accepts less. Do it and do not feel bad about it. I have seen many hug the client, pump them up, introduce them to all the other girls and later come back sticking their finger in their mouths and saying he stinks or whatever bumbling in Chinese so I never feel guilty about low offers. If they like us that is not our fault. The ones that are greedy you can tell write away. Especially if they want extra for BBJ. The main thing to figure out are the ones that watch the clock.

Some MPs seem to be screening for limp dick. Not a brag post but it really makes me sad. One really hot girl gave me the time of my life. Said too big and then hops on bare for a little. She said that she only likes to see guys with small dicks and says I am no good for her. Another time she got crazy and spit on my face without much spit and and the session get even better. Like she wanted to start a fight with me. Pounded her many times and CIP. She even let me know who else I could pump bare! . Thought we we cool like that. I guess not. Am I the only one finding psycho gems like this? I swear it seems like they have someone babysitting them or spying on us.

**Tijuaniko** · 06-17-24 01:13

Please do not quote shills.

A2

**DexCum** · 06-16-24 23:53

Originally Posted by GdAloha [View Original Post]

Worst experience I've ever encountered last time I went there. No one was attractive unless something has changed.

I stopped by and probably got the same MMS that you spoke of. She didn't want to give a lineup so I turned around and left.

**JonJon1987** · 06-16-24 23:46

Aloha, wondering if anyone can provide some recommendations on the current AMP scene. The last time I came to visit, VIP was going strong and I had a lot of fun there. Is there anything that's comparable? PM is ok. Sorry to see all the shill reports. It makes it difficult to filter through real reviews. Mahalo!