Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

My quest for natalie at sabai thai on lincoln is faring about was well as a 320 million dollar floating pier in a warzone. I will resume my efforts for the holy grail of cornhole next week.

In the meantime, my love of fine writing and pastrami was triggered by the previous review of the castle joint on culver. I had to get permission from my mommy to go east of sepulveda, and I was given a two hour pass. So I busted it down culver, and as I went east I notice that the buildings basically started falling apart. I passed the castle which is one pussy hair east of overland and culver. It does not front on culver. That is reserved for shitbag hair care joints and obvious CIA fronts. This place is tucked away from the corner and has a sign that says "push open with your ramrod".

I parked on culver, paid 2 bucks because I could not figure out the parking rules on the side streets. Shit literally reads like the inflation reduction act. I open the door cock first and there is a staircase. For you mongers who long for old vintage poon on sawtelle, this place is not for you. You will have to waddle up a flight of stairs and I have seed you fookers park on sawtelle, and you give out if you do not get pole position.

About five stairs up I am greeted by a hello. I respond and I enter the foyer. There is a trapezoidal / rhomous shaped mosaic of 3 ounce waters and a kind of desk. Like a true degenerate, I had called ahead after wiping my ass with a sock and the staff was joy and joanna. Joanna was the previous reviewer's tech, and her touch to his ballies was electric. Not sure if that is good or bad. But the prose works.

I get joy and joy makes it clear I will be plugging her asian port.

Joy has to be under 35. She is certainly younger than any of the hot young asian steaming shit that is at best 39 (when going missing by a homicidal maniac who took the dog too).

Joy is wearing a miniskirt, a blouse and an elastic necktie. She is a strong 6. She is fookable.

She informs me that an hour of moo goo gai pan is 70 and priscillam likes his AMP spicy so I go for the full hour.

She leaves me to do some macrame, and comes back when I am tush up. She immediately whacks my ass and gets to work on the massage. If you like it, she does go hard and she did jump on top of me with her knees. In the middle of this she did grab my glad bag of fun and she went google translate to ask me:

Was this my first time here? Yes.

Where did you hear about us? Internet.

Where exactly? Bed page.

What does the Ricci scalar measure? In the field of Riemannian geometry, the Ricci scalar is a measure of the curvature of the Riemannian manifold. I was kind of not expecting that last one TBH.

Anyhow, she did more back massage and I complained it was too hard.

After some time she did the universal sign for turnover. She massage my front with a feather touch but did that finger snapping thing perfected in a Romanian gulag. About 20 minutes in she makes the universal sign for fucking. And she says it is 200. Fuck you for flaming me. I agreed. I had to pay right upfront.

She then excused herself. Oh the room is as big as a fig pimp's rap sheet and there are 8-12 camera screens from the surveillance cams. None of them seems to be in any of the rooms. Just outside and hallways.

She comes back and gets up in me and takes off. Now boyos, as you know, I like a big Bush. Joy's is not some bullshit work on progress and it is not some fucken coat that covers up her whole growler. No, it is sparse down low and then tapers off don king fucken style so you could probably cut about half the Bush and have toupee for good old hoka soft shoes joe.

She had decent tits. She started with a clinically acceptable BBBBBJ with BBBBBLS. She then was able to say you fuck me without using google. We did mish, doggie, standing mish and ferris wheel. There was clearly foot traffic but she did not pressure me to finish. She did say I was amazing for not blowing in the bag. The bag is basically a world war one surplus that clay aiken could not finish in if he was in prison.

We finished with a BBBBBBBJCIM.

[PeacH94]

I went to an Asian massage parlor in Culver Blvd today and was warmly received by a J girl Joanna. She looks very sweet, with a cute round face. She took me into the room and asked me to take off my clothes. She kept smiling at me from the moment I entered the room, which made me feel very excited. She first gently stroked my back with her fingers to make me relax enough. She gave me a massage for about 25 minutes, her fingertips gently stroked my buttocks, I touched her thighs with my hands, she began to touch my balls, I felt like I was electrocuted, she asked me to turn over, and then she lay on my chest, her breasts were full and soft, she took off her underwear. She laid between my legs and teased my cock with her mouth, nice BBBJ. I could feel I was hard and about to explode, which made me very excited. Then I sucked hard on those erect nipples, put on the cover, she enjoyed my entry, we processed with several positions and we reached o together, this experience was good for me, the damage was 150 except the house fee. I think I am going to love AMP now.

[WildWilbur]

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In China, you pay after services are rendered. During its prostitution heyday (1995 to 2013), there were establishments called saunas. Some were for men only and offered only sex. Some were for families and singles. In the latter places, you open a tab when you enter. Each client wears a metal tag on his wrist. The visit starts with a bath and a nonsexual excellent massage, usually by a guy. Then a lounge where you can get a foot massage. There is a dining area where you can get lunch or dinner. There are game rooms for pool, ping pong, etc. There is a small gym. While participating in these activities, a sweet angel approaches you and asks if you want to "come upstairs for a special massage". If you follow her upstairs, you are led to a hotel-style room with a king-sized bed and a bath. The hostess brings in a lineup of women to choose from. The rest is described in the videos below.

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https://hotmovs.com/videos/5256616/c...y-pretty-girl/

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After you are through with your afternoon at the "sauna", you go to the reception area on the ground floor and surrender your metal tag and are presented with a bill for all services, meal, bath, massages and your heavenly visit "upstairs".

Its called a "Barbershop". You CAN get a haircut. The not so subtle giveaways are the host and valet at the door, the fact that the thing is three stories high covered in neon, and the bevy of beautiful Taiwanese girls dressed in Come Fuck Me dresses just inside the main door. When my wife and I would go out for late street food in our neighborhood in Hsinchu, we would walk right past one both ways. We both knew exactly what it was under the thin veneer and joked about it.

[SfvHobby]

I've had over the clothes touching, but it's not something I do regularly. Usually, I close my eyes and let her give me a quality massage. Eventually she gets naked and the action begins. She's very accommodating and willing to please. In 2+ years I've never had anything less than an excellent experience with her. BBFS, BBBJ & BB Anal. Haven't had Anal recently, but it's not something I ask for. She usually offers and who am I to say no!

Did you get any over the clothes action with Natalie? Or was it just bareback anal, pussy, and oral?

[PriscillaM]

LOL I seen you guys mentioned my rubmaps review LOL people were saying she was a man etc etc I raw dogged her up the pop chute and all other two holes she is the best of the best get your chance now before she is gone.

Did you get any over the clothes action with Natalie? Or was it just bareback anal, pussy, and oral?

[YungRaggerJ]

LOL I seen you guys mentioned my rubmaps review LOL people were saying she was a man etc etc I raw dogged her up the pop chute and all other two holes she is the best of the best get your chance now before she is gone.

[BSinTo]

I went last Thursday and had exactly the same experience, to a T. Kim is sweet and somewhat attractive for a 20 something, but shows less excitement than the cashiers at McDonalds. I will add that with the minimal feels that I could grab otc, she has a fairly small ass and even smaller tits. I can't wait to see Natalie again, she wasn't offering trips to Greece when I saw her last.

Thanks Priscilla, always spot-on.

So I foreswore myself. I took a recommendation to go to Thai Sabai from the lowest form of sentient life, namely, reviewers on the rub site.

I called to Thai Sabai on Lincoln. This was from the car at rose and Lincoln about a lizzo pussy hair from the joint. They were open, Natalie was there, and there was parking all around the joint.

I saw the rear door, but it looked like a black hole without any hawking radiation. I went to the front and rang the bell a few times. There I am with just my dick in my hand on Lincoln. Finally I knocked the door like I was trying to pound carbon into a diamond. Up walked Kim. This was a thin young Thai girl who had to be under 35. She seemed cis female.

She cautioned me to ring the doorbell. By then I was so eager to get face down ass up I did not care. I asked for an hour, she showed me the price chart which is in 2 point aptos type (if anyone knows how to make the default font in word to be times new roman, please pm me). She said it was 80 dollars. The dollar is basically dead as a functioning currency.

It is now 1015 am. The last time I went to an MP this early was the first time. I felt dirty and asked if Natalie was available. I saw some pink crocs outside one of the examining rooms and it was unnecessary for Kim to tell me that Natalie was busy.

So I took Kim. Kim gives a massage with all the joie de vivre of mike row on dirty jobs cleaning the shitter at panda express.

She went soft the whole time as instructed and did about a half hour with my tuchas covered on a nice soft table. She hit all areas cept the balls and my blowhole.

After about 30 min, she asks if I want extra services, I said yes, she said it was 100. I called my vons to get an advance on my paycheck and said ok. She let me know that the turnover was up to me and she started to work my 10 inch maglite from behind. I felt her cleaning it I think. I called turnover after about three minutes.

She was wearing black yoga pants and a black shirt, and I struggled to even get over the clothes action that you fookers salivate for.

I let her work me until she looked at the clock repeatedly, had her join me on the table and a catcher's stance and let out a load when she started thinking that maybe the theory of relativity had visited Thai Sabai and time stopped. I had gone over the hour, so I let out a gentlemanly load.

She cleaned me up and I left her the 100. She is moderately not ugly and young, but all the affection of a home depot paint consultant.

I am going to plan my attack on Natalie much better. I am going to camp out on Lincoln overnite.

[BSouthgate]

So I foreswore myself. I took a recommendation to go to Thai Sabai from the lowest form of sentient life, namely, reviewers on the rub site.

I called to Thai Sabai on Lincoln. This was from the car at rose and Lincoln about a lizzo pussy hair from the joint. They were open, Natalie was there, and there was parking all around the joint.

I saw the rear door, but it looked like a black hole without any hawking radiation. I went to the front and rang the bell a few times. There I am with just my dick in my hand on Lincoln. Finally I knocked the door like I was trying to pound carbon into a diamond. Up walked Kim. This was a thin young Thai girl who had to be under 35. She seemed cis female.

She cautioned me to ring the doorbell. By then I was so eager to get face down ass up I did not care. I asked for an hour, she showed me the price chart which is in 2 point aptos type (if anyone knows how to make the default font in word to be times new roman, please pm me). She said it was 80 dollars. The dollar is basically dead as a functioning currency.

It is now 1015 am. The last time I went to an MP this early was the first time. I felt dirty and asked if Natalie was available. I saw some pink crocs outside one of the examining rooms and it was unnecessary for Kim to tell me that Natalie was busy.

Enjoyed reading. Thanks.

[PriscillaM]

Just wanted to give respect myself to the legend Priscilla.

Absolutely hilarious.

My guy must be doing stand ups a side gig at the very least.

Tier 1 comedic reviews.

Great intel. Real intel. And extremely entertaining reads.

He's the Dr. Phil of Kill Tony.

Can't miss monger.

Thank you Priscilla. I as well, am looking forward to your encounter with Natalie.

Sabai Thai could not be closer. I work an extra shift at the fish market at the ralphs just above Venice boulevard on Lincoln. But my hours are shit. To get to Natalie I am going to have to take a sick day. Thursday may 30, I will not be going in. I will be calling sabai, I will abstain from all forms of Thai lady boys. I will ass fuck Natalie and make sure that my load hits that hair place next door.

[PeacH94]

I just came to LA over the long weekend. I lived near Long Beach. I really wanted to try K org, but they asked for too many personal infos. I hesitated and decided to try AMP. I randomly found a nearby one called I Beauty SPA. Location is 17 XXX Bellflower Blvd.

Walked into a large open reception area, with a front desk, several rooms, and bathrooms. Sorry no shower present. Was asked what I was looking for and I was blunt and honest as based on her appearance you knew where this was going.

Was taken to one of the rooms that has rope lighting, a massage table, and shelves for massage supplies. I stripped down sitting at the table waiting on whoever entered. Angela entered wearing a short skirt with heels and a low top. She is petite and skinny like 5'2 and 100 lbs but got a nice soft ass and perky C cups and you can easily pick her up so she is an absolute spinner. I was satisfied with what I saw so we got on the business quickly. She sat on my member and grinded at it, that was where we discussed what kind of dream we wanted. Standard house fee. Is 50/ hh and we agreed on cfs with BBBJ for extra 150 tips.

From the BBBJ to 69 to CG to mish to cowgirl, she was throwing everything at me. Blew in the bag and got cleaned up with a hot tower.

Chatted a bit, Angela has a nice attitude and I was satisfied and was on my way.

[King Kon]

I am personally looking forward to your review of Natalie since I have actually seen her myself. You are a great source of intel and entertainment. Recommend calling in ahead and making an appointment. I think Natalie's massage is close to Tina in Encino's level, but Natalie is younger so I enjoy the other services with her more. I would like to see her more often but unfortunately, the location is very inconvenient for me.

Just wanted to give respect myself to the legend Priscilla.

Absolutely hilarious.

My guy must be doing stand ups a side gig at the very least.

Tier 1 comedic reviews.

Great intel. Real intel. And extremely entertaining reads.

He's the Dr. Phil of Kill Tony.

Can't miss monger.

Thank you Priscilla. I as well, am looking forward to your encounter with Natalie.

[Member #6936]

You missed the boat. First off, I have willie living in my head rent free and one of the many joys in my life, in addition to reviewing the diversity on gunmemorial. Org, is to spart with him.

So, when he made the correct point that Natalie was getting stellar reviews, I had to differ for the sake of my own mental fuckery. I said that stellar reviews of the type that has mongers giving 10's to old Korean bags as hot young asian were insignificant next to the power of the reviews of Natalie, which are beyond the gravitational pull of the planet. Guys are fucking her ass raw dude, it is crazy talk. I got there at 1015 today and she was already taken.

Well she is going to turn into the new Apple. All these reviews are bringing in more customers which makes it harder to book her now. LOL. I sabai is in Venice also its only a matter of time before the housewives in the apartment complex start complaining when they notice men going in and out a parlor after closing hours.

[PriscillaM]

Did you have a bad session with her?

You missed the boat. First off, I have willie living in my head rent free and one of the many joys in my life, in addition to reviewing the diversity on gunmemorial. Org, is to spart with him.

So, when he made the correct point that Natalie was getting stellar reviews, I had to differ for the sake of my own mental fuckery. I said that stellar reviews of the type that has mongers giving 10's to old Korean bags as hot young asian were insignificant next to the power of the reviews of Natalie, which are beyond the gravitational pull of the planet. Guys are fucking her ass raw dude, it is crazy talk. I got there at 1015 today and she was already taken.

[PriscillaM]

So I foreswore myself. I took a recommendation to go to Thai Sabai from the lowest form of sentient life, namely, reviewers on the rub site.

I called to Thai Sabai on Lincoln. This was from the car at rose and Lincoln about a lizzo pussy hair from the joint. They were open, Natalie was there, and there was parking all around the joint.

I saw the rear door, but it looked like a black hole without any hawking radiation. I went to the front and rang the bell a few times. There I am with just my dick in my hand on Lincoln. Finally I knocked the door like I was trying to pound carbon into a diamond. Up walked Kim. This was a thin young Thai girl who had to be under 35. She seemed cis female.

She cautioned me to ring the doorbell. By then I was so eager to get face down ass up I did not care. I asked for an hour, she showed me the price chart which is in 2 point aptos type (if anyone knows how to make the default font in word to be times new roman, please pm me). She said it was 80 dollars. The dollar is basically dead as a functioning currency.

It is now 1015 am. The last time I went to an MP this early was the first time. I felt dirty and asked if Natalie was available. I saw some pink crocs outside one of the examining rooms and it was unnecessary for Kim to tell me that Natalie was busy.

So I took Kim. Kim gives a massage with all the joie de vivre of mike row on dirty jobs cleaning the shitter at panda express.

She went soft the whole time as instructed and did about a half hour with my tuchas covered on a nice soft table. She hit all areas cept the balls and my blowhole.

After about 30 min, she asks if I want extra services, I said yes, she said it was 100. I called my vons to get an advance on my paycheck and said ok. She let me know that the turnover was up to me and she started to work my 10 inch maglite from behind. I felt her cleaning it I think. I called turnover after about three minutes.

She was wearing black yoga pants and a black shirt, and I struggled to even get over the clothes action that you fookers salivate for.

I let her work me until she looked at the clock repeatedly, had her join me on the table and a catcher's stance and let out a load when she started thinking that maybe the theory of relativity had visited Thai Sabai and time stopped. I had gone over the hour, so I let out a gentlemanly load.

She cleaned me up and I left her the 100. She is moderately not ugly and young, but all the affection of a home depot paint consultant.

I am going to plan my attack on Natalie much better. I am going to camp out on Lincoln overnite.

[Member #6936]

Wow willie and me agreeing on an MP. Natalie's reviews are not stellar. Stellar reviews are those on the hot young Asian thread when the mongers find out that the real age of the old bags on sawtelle who go missing are 39. The reviews on Natalie are guys calling their momala about going anal bareback. That is a rave review.

Did you have a bad session with her?