Massage Parlor Reports

[Fruit Cake]

Visited Right-SPA: Greeted by 2 Hot Asian cuties. Asked if I wanted 2 women to massage me, No, I don't- I just got off work From King Taco, and needed a massage. BTW- Forget about the massage, it's not something these Con /,scam /,hustlers / ****** / what ever you want to label them ARE THERE FOR....SO, In the room waiting -AS, the lobby got BUSY AS F# at #K. All I hear is DICK SUUUUKKKIIINN. MOANNIN, FROM ROOM TO ROOM. (WHAT DID I GET MY SELF INTO) NEXT THING YOU KNOW TWO OF THE LADIES CAME IN AND STRIPPED ME DOWN AND GOT TO WORK ON me, playing with my baseball bat, kissing, licking, sucking, spitting WHICH SUCKED EVEN X2 of them doing it! Then 69 swong around each one tag teaming. Even with both of them switching 69,69, it was TOO MUCH GOING ON- them kissing eachother -you know the story same as a porn movie action. After 69 ONE kicks one off of my bat and slid down the pole with no covering, that was kinda the best part, then the other pushed the other one off and slid A COVER ON this time and repeated the Slide action, again, more kissing more deep kissing -69 whilE I was getting it on, which was WAY TO MUCH GOING ON. Finished and cleaned me up with a HOT TOWEL which felt better then the service. There was a 3rd woman she was hinting to come in after the fact, but I had no money these woman EYED my wallet and wanted all my money 140 pre tip, 50 enter, 20 up sale tip (asked for 20 more for better service) then 70 was in wallet that they took. What ever, it could of been better IF I MADE THE EFFORT TO INSTRUCT, but I'm a nice guy. Do I recommend YES! Go while it lasts and take charge, and pay what you feel is best, don't let them ladies CONTROL your moneys ALLS THEY ARE DOING IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU...... whats your experience ?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

LOL who was that girl. I heard she did tom jones.

Yeah there was a competition between Chambers and Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat fame. It was a weird inflection point. Where suddenly X-rated porn become fashionable and mainstream, and then just as quickly it all went away again. Around that time, you could go to Times Square in NY and it was full of sex shops. Now its all cleaned up.

[BSouthgate]

I would go broke as well if there were ever a LMP with Nature-kinda service. Whoever makes a spa like Nature with Latinas would make so much money. Now that's a million dollar business opportunity!

If I preferred Latinas, I would spend some weekends in TJ—lots of beautiful young Mexicans eager to please us.

[HoDough]

Dude you must be brad pit. YMMV I guess.

Only laguna hills place that offers BJ is triton way and lake forest. Victoria spa.

I've been told I look like a movie star, especially when I walk in with my sunglasses. I guess I may have gotten lucky here. I was a little disturbed by the sign in the room that says the cops are allowed to do an inspection without any notice at anytime. So, while I was titty fucking her, my eyes kept glancing at the door.

[HoDough]

Dude you must be brad pit. YMMV I guess.

Only laguna hills place that offers BJ is triton way and lake forest. Victoria spa.

You're missing Imago in Laguna Hills. They offer pretty much everything except BBFS. At least one of the girls there at the time I went was mid 20's. She offered one of the best GFE experiences I've ever had. I heard that there's a recent new girl that they claim is only 21. I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I might go back and check her out to find out. The only thing I don't like about this place is they tend to be a bit more expensive on their full services.

[Helmette]

I would go broke as well if there were ever a LMP with Nature-kinda service. Whoever makes a spa like Nature with Latinas would make so much money. Now that's a million dollar business opportunity!

I would go broke if there was ever a LMP with this service. I've never encountered even a BBBJ at one, they're all safety girls. A lot of Latina providers I've seen are usually married with kids, so I guess they don't want to have to explain bringing something home with them.

[Sexaholic777]

So zts in Newport. Hhr 60 hr 80.

Saw bella / kelly who didn't really look like the photos but did have huge racks (bolts).

Allowed utc roaming from get go and thankfully she had skirt on. Nice posterior but massage lasted maybe 5 min at most before turning over where we negotiated the terms and she wanted 100 just for naked HE. Seems like that's the lowest she will go for HE. Not a BJ or FS lover myself, I just opted for that since I didn't want to lose any more money.

Funny thing is, in the beginning she made me wash my hands with alcohol (drenched my hands) and didn't want me to wash again after handing money to her LOL.

Either case after some fondling she oiled my little guy and got to work in reverse cowgirl position. I keep realizing how many of these masseuses suck ass at HE. Not sure why they keep going fast when I am about to shoot so I have to tell them to slow down every time.

Anyway, I won't be back because this is honestly a rip off unless you're looking for FS OR BBBJ which prob ranges 150-200. Everyone here seems to have giant racks so pick your meat. I know I can get a better HE with hour long massage for 100 at my regular place.

It's on quail st so don't msg me asking me where it is.

Ps - these girls asking for such prices is getting kinda old. Sure its open market and the ones that arent providing good service will die but when the house is raising fees AND the girl is expecting more tips? Something doesnt add up so these shops need to figure shit out fast bc mongers aint dumb. Maybe thats why theres all these shilling accounts going on

Corrupt pigs and crazy services are known for that area. Lots of them shut down.

[Sexaholic777]

Also interested for info. Had been following and finally booked for tomorrow.

Rates are 30 for $. 50,60 for $$. Includes house fee. Pricey but feels like the new norm.

Et and Muirlands. In the medical building.

Melody and Victoria spas in the same center.

[Sexaholic777]

She's also like 4'11 and can massage like she is 6'2 210. If you're into a strong massage she is it. So much so, you could get marks on your face which could pose an issue after leaving.

Anyone been?

[Sexaholic777]

I found some E cups off Magnolia.

Got any good BBBJ / BBBJCIM spots to trade?

Happy hunting,

Red.

No way Jose. Most I got are double Dd.

[Sexaholic777]

Oh man. That's a blast from the past!

Good busy from the 1970's porn. She did them all.

[Sexaholic777]

The woman I had called herself Eva. Could be an alias for one of the above?

Eva is Mimi LOL. They are there 15 days max. Better get Kiki / Salina soon. She gone in 2 days.

[Sexaholic777]

Do you guys have any idea how lucky we are to have green door right in our neighborhood? So this was my second time visiting Green door, and I was pleasantly surprised with Coco. First off, she's a little tall, really cute face and a perfect body with probably 10% body fat and little C cup implants. She starts off by giving me a regular massage and then next thing you know, she puts some kind of flavored lubricant where the sun don't shine and next thing I know she has her tongue halfway up my ass. It was absolutely delightful.

After the flip she takes off her dress and she just has the most perfect little body. She then sucks my balls for a very long time and then gives me such a great BJ including a wonderful deep throat. We then suit up and she rides me for a long time and she is an amazing kisser. We are kissing like high school kids and finally, I just can't hold it in anymore but even after I burst she keeps going until finally she stops and just lies there on top of me and we continue to make out like boyfriend and girlfriend.

So I'm sorry to say that I asked her to be my girlfriend because when her tongue was halfway up my ass I just felt this special connection with her. While I was lying there getting ready to clean up both Apple and Suki came in to check me out and say hello. Suki was totally cute and I would rail the shit out of her but Apple I would pass on.

Then the mamason comes in and she is super friendly, just excellent customer service all around. I will definitely be back. I paid $200 all in for 30 min and it was the best money I've ever spent. For example, my divorce attorney charged me about that much to read some emails that I sent this past week. Let's just say I had much more fun with Coco than my attorney.

You overpaid. I always pay $120 plus house fee for full service. They are off of Chapman and Orange.

[BSouthgate]

Oh man. That's a blast from the past!

Tell us about it.

[TobeYoung]

Oh man. That's a blast from the past!

According to Wikipedia, she did Ron Jeremy. But who knows? See her story here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Chambers

Has anyone here ever gone to the infamous O'Farrel Theater in SF?