Massage Parlor Reports

[HouseOfCards]

Never heard of Ocean Wave.

It's in Berkley. They advertise on STG daily.

[OnAnonAnon]

Went here last week because "Lisa" was super nice on phone and sent a picture that said new girl and she was in her 20's. Normally I don't believe it, but she had me convinced. Of course when I get there "Lisa" is in her 40's and not that great looking. I ended up paying for hour which I normally don't do. I laid down for all of 5 minutes of massage and she started the negotiation. For what she wanted there was no way I pay paying that for her. It's crazy. Hot girl, yes. Her, no. Another monger came in and she cut the session way short. I may have gotten a half hour if I was lucky. And she just talked most of it. When I left the towel that was under me got folded up nicely and put at the foot of the table, ready to go for the next guy. So someone got a towel with my ass and ball sweat. But maybe I got the previous guys too. Anyhow, not going back especially with the other options.

Never heard of Ocean Wave.

Ocean Wellness; Middlebelt. Strictly legit.

Ocean Asian; 10 Mile. YMMV.

Ocean Spa; Schoenherr. Dunno.

None of these three are related.

[RstWolves]

Lingam is outstanding. Nothing like soft fingertip action on your the head of your tool. You need to try it.

This sounds amazing. I wonder if most places would know what this is if requested? Would hate to have to travel all the way downriver.

[Questar999]

Went here last week because "Lisa" was super nice on phone and sent a picture that said new girl and she was in her 20's. Normally I don't believe it, but she had me convinced. Of course when I get there "Lisa" is in her 40's and not that great looking. I ended up paying for hour which I normally don't do. I laid down for all of 5 minutes of massage and she started the negotiation. For what she wanted there was no way I pay paying that for her. It's crazy. Hot girl, yes. Her, no. Another monger came in and she cut the session way short. I may have gotten a half hour if I was lucky. And she just talked most of it. When I left the towel that was under me got folded up nicely and put at the foot of the table, ready to go for the next guy. So someone got a towel with my ass and ball sweat. But maybe I got the previous guys too. Anyhow, not going back especially with the other options.

Yes, absolutely. Those towels are used all day long. If there's any reason they close those places down it's because they're not clean.

[Streethunter]

Went here last week because "Lisa" was super nice on phone and sent a picture that said new girl and she was in her 20's. Normally I don't believe it, but she had me convinced. Of course when I get there "Lisa" is in her 40's and not that great looking. I ended up paying for hour which I normally don't do. I laid down for all of 5 minutes of massage and she started the negotiation. For what she wanted there was no way I pay paying that for her. It's crazy. Hot girl, yes. Her, no. Another monger came in and she cut the session way short. I may have gotten a half hour if I was lucky. And she just talked most of it. When I left the towel that was under me got folded up nicely and put at the foot of the table, ready to go for the next guy. So someone got a towel with my ass and ball sweat. But maybe I got the previous guys too. Anyhow, not going back especially with the other options.

[TridentD]

I haven't had a lingam massage in a few months so I decided it was time. If you have never had one; you need to try it. All you do is just lay back and let her gently fondle your tool. It is not like a hand job. There is no steady rhythm or pace. It is just various manipulations while she also caresses your nuts. This can last over a half hour. It is very enjoyable and leads to a massive explosion. It has become something that I need every now and then.

https://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru/home

Lingam is outstanding. Nothing like soft fingertip action on your the head of your tool. You need to try it.

[BackRoom Bob]

There's a disconnect here. Bonita is at $160, with additional cost for duo. Waterford Sarah is at $295. I'm assuming that people aren't paying $455 for the duo. So is there some way to see Sarah for less than $295? I hate to be a cheapass, and she looks amazing, but $295 is a LOT for a HE. I would definitely be looking for FS at that level of cost, and there are places to find it.

They went separate ways in October. Their 4 hand price was $240.

[Moe2056]

As info. Stopped in Lucky Spa in Ferndale beginning of the year. Better than average AMP massage. Below average teasing / HJ, but got the job done. Provider was older, but nice. 80/40.

[MichiganGuy30]

Has anyone been fooled by this one she posts on craigslist she works out of her home ridge and Michigan ave the picture she posts isn't her or its her from just a guess 25 yrs ago she's way bigger and her face is all scared up definitely strung out on something be it meth, fent, or crack. I have no idea but I made a appointment to see her last summer upon arriving at her place found a place to park which was sketchy at best seeing her home is in front of a run down mobile home park which you have to drive through the park in order to park and try to make sure to not park in a tenants parking spot made way to the front door knocked several time then called by looking through the front door glass I was able to see someone or something passed out on a bed in a rear bedroom I guess I woke her up she came to the door I wasn't expecting what I saw she looked like she hasn't showered in weeks smelt terrible I called it off rite then couldn't get passed everything. So with that being said don't waste your time or money. Happy hunting and be safe out there.

Don't want to partake, just want to make sure I don't reply to that one.

[HeeJunk]

How much damage for HJ, and touching her nude and FIV at any FS places?

Probably going to pay full price. FS places have two items on the menu. In or Out. Trying to negotiate side dishes ala carte will get expensive. The combo meal is usually the best option.

[SandersNut]

There's a disconnect here. Bonita is at $160, with additional cost for duo. Waterford Sarah is at $295. I'm assuming that people aren't paying $455 for the duo. So is there some way to see Sarah for less than $295? I hate to be a cheapass, and she looks amazing, but $295 is a LOT for a HE. I would definitely be looking for FS at that level of cost, and there are places to find it.

There are so many options for that kind of cheese. Go get a greàt deep tissue massage from any number of proven AMP's $ all in, then on the way home swing by a provider that specializes in your vice. Ss or hh all for less than $$ But you do you.

Have fun.

[Darwin2000]

While I'm at it, does anyone know anything about the ad below? I connected with someone on Snapchat who uses the same images and they're in Grand Rapids. This chick is saying Plymouth. Any idea what's going on? I like the non-asian spas and it would be nice to find a good one here locally.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...c/085922752878

[Darwin2000]

Waterford Sarah has a price of $295? How much is Bonita these days?

There's a disconnect here. Bonita is at $160, with additional cost for duo. Waterford Sarah is at $295. I'm assuming that people aren't paying $455 for the duo. So is there some way to see Sarah for less than $295? I hate to be a cheapass, and she looks amazing, but $295 is a LOT for a HE. I would definitely be looking for FS at that level of cost, and there are places to find it.

[MrHardBody]

I haven't had a lingam massage in a few months so I decided it was time. If you have never had one; you need to try it. All you do is just lay back and let her gently fondle your tool. It is not like a hand job. There is no steady rhythm or pace. It is just various manipulations while she also caresses your nuts. This can last over a half hour. It is very enjoyable and leads to a massive explosion. It has become something that I need every now and then.

This place, too. I guess it's a golden rule in this industry.

[Mister Paul]

I haven't had a lingam massage in a few months so I decided it was time. If you have never had one; you need to try it. All you do is just lay back and let her gently fondle your tool. It is not like a hand job. There is no steady rhythm or pace. It is just various manipulations while she also caresses your nuts. This can last over a half hour. It is very enjoyable and leads to a massive explosion. It has become something that I need every now and then.

https://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru/home